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Jambo Den
14-04-2004, 06:28:AM
Ever hear about weird stories from other leagues? I'll kick off with this one from Bosnia:

The match Leotar-Orasje was played today (one day earlier than the others) due to the wedding of Stamenko Coskovic, player of Orasje.

One of the best players of Orasje will be married tomorrow (Wednesday).

The match ended 3-0 in favour of Leotar.

:D!

Rochester Rhino
14-04-2004, 06:34:AM
good story, ive got a couple in this book, that i have. oNe that I remember is that a field player had to replace the goalie because he was injured and he was doing well which made the opposing striker mad, so the striker kicked the man directly in the balls and he died.

claupastore
14-04-2004, 06:35:AM
Originally posted by Rochester Rhino
good story, ive got a couple in this book, that i have. oNe that I remember is that a field player had to replace the goalie because he was injured and he was doing well which made the opposing striker mad, so the striker kicked the man directly in the balls and he died.

and then you fell off the bed? :|

Dumisani
14-04-2004, 06:42:AM
Originally posted by Rochester Rhino
good story, ive got a couple in this book, that i have. oNe that I remember is that a field player had to replace the goalie because he was injured and he was doing well which made the opposing striker mad, so the striker kicked the man directly in the balls and he died.

:| damn......

Rochester Rhino
14-04-2004, 06:49:AM
I found the story in the book which is a reliabale source. This is what it says:

October 1977: In the Colombian second division, Santa Rosa de Cabal left winger Libardo Zuniga was assigned to replace his team's injured goalkeeper for the remaining minutes of an important league contest with a local rival. Zuniga astonished everyone by making one spectactular save after another, but late in the game an opposing striker bacame so angry with Zuniga's sucess that he ran up to him and kicked him in the groin with full force. Zuniga died immediately, and the striker was arrested and charged with murder.

claupastore
14-04-2004, 06:53:AM
how can somebody die from a kick in the balls?? :confused:

gagiz
14-04-2004, 06:59:AM
Ya i know but of been a pretty hard kicked, probly kicked his balls rite into his brain which then exploded and killed him. RIP whoever that golaie was btw. sad but hilarious story.:crazyboy:

Dumisani
14-04-2004, 06:59:AM
Originally posted by claupastore
how can somebody die from a kick in the balls?? :confused:

have you ever been hit in the balls? now imagine that like 30-50 times harder

Coon
14-04-2004, 08:13:AM
Originally posted by claupastore
how can somebody die from a kick in the balls?? :confused:

Why don't you get one of your friends to nail you as hard as possible... you can tell us if you are still alive after/if you get back from the hospital.

LOCOlombia
14-04-2004, 08:15:AM
Originally posted by Rochester Rhino
I found the story in the book which is a reliabale source. This is what it says:

October 1977: In the Colombian second division, Santa Rosa de Cabal left winger Libardo Zuniga was assigned to replace his team's injured goalkeeper for the remaining minutes of an important league contest with a local rival. Zuniga astonished everyone by making one spectactular save after another, but late in the game an opposing striker bacame so angry with Zuniga's sucess that he ran up to him and kicked him in the groin with full force. Zuniga died immediately, and the striker was arrested and charged with murder.

no wonder I've never heard of this, 1977....Colombians are violent..:p

Andrew
14-04-2004, 09:58:AM
I once heard of a footy match where it was soooo foggy that the match was called off. Only thing is that one of the keepers didnt know it was called off and was still defending his goal whilst all the other players were showering and going home:crazyboy:

Dumisani
14-04-2004, 10:30:AM
Originally posted by Andrew
I once heard of a footy match where it was soooo foggy that the match was called off. Only thing is that one of the keepers didnt know it was called off and was still defending his goal whilst all the other players were showering and going home:crazyboy:

:funny: imagine that. but wouldn't he have noticed:o

Voltaic Borusse
14-04-2004, 10:42:AM
The slightest tap to my nutsack hurts as it is, I couldn't possibly imagine getting nailed in the nutsack by someone's foot at full force.

Just thinking about it makes me cringe.

Sanel
14-04-2004, 10:51:AM
Originally posted by HeartsFC
Ever hear about weird stories from other leagues? I'll kick off with this one from Bosnia:

The match Leotar-Orasje was played today (one day earlier than the others) due to the wedding of Stamenko Coskovic, player of Orasje.

One of the best players of Orasje will be married tomorrow (Wednesday).

The match ended 3-0 in favour of Leotar.

:D!

really? i didnt know this, how did you know before me? :crazyboy:

btw nice sig Coon!!! :rockman:

claupastore
14-04-2004, 10:56:AM
Originally posted by Coon
Why don't you get one of your friends to nail you as hard as possible... you can tell us if you are still alive after/if you get back from the hospital.

why dont you nail yourself? and while your at it, stick your foot right up your ass too and let me know if you like it.












and yes, i wasnt actually kicked in the balls, but something like that happened like 3 years ago. playing futsal this guy kicked the ball pretty damn hard and it hit me right in the b a l l s cuz i jumped to stop the shot ....you prolly should know that the futsal ball its pretty smal and hard when it hits you ;) i couldnt get up for like 20 min lol that was hilarius although it hurt-a-lot

Dumisani
14-04-2004, 11:07:AM
Originally posted by claupastore
why dont you nail yourself? and while your at it, stick your foot right up your ass too and let me know if you like it.


:o

Coon
14-04-2004, 12:26:PM
Originally posted by Sanel
btw nice sig Coon!!! :rockman:

Thanks fellow Bosnian! Thanks to the people here at SG I was finally able to get a nice sig. :)

Sanel
14-04-2004, 12:29:PM
nema problema, a ko ti ga je brate napravio? :hump:

Coon
15-04-2004, 02:55:AM
Originally posted by Sanel
nema problema, a ko ti ga je brate napravio? :hump:

Dodger je ga napravijo. Hey buraze, ako hoces pogledaj mi forum. Mozes se registrirati ako hoces. ;)

Jambo Den
15-04-2004, 03:23:AM
Btw Sanel, I still keep in touch with Zeljo fans. (H)

Sanel
15-04-2004, 08:33:AM
Originally posted by Coon
Dodger je ga napravijo. Hey buraze, ako hoces pogledaj mi forum. Mozes se registrirati ako hoces. ;)

ill check it out, ali nemam burazeru puno vremena da budem na netu zbog nogometa, zenski, posla i tih stvari pa jedva sam aktivan na ovom forumu. ;)

p.s. jedva cekam da pocnu kvalifikacije opet... (bosna vs. srbija) (H)

Sanel
15-04-2004, 08:37:AM
Originally posted by HeartsFC
Btw Sanel, I still keep in touch with Zeljo fans. (H)

Zeljo sucks this year. Siroki is going to take the title. :hump: