a_shearer
22-06-2000, 05:41:PM
A: Because they can't hold onto a lead.
Q: What’s the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What’s the difference between a packet of sellotape and Phil
Neville.
A: One’s a glueless kit.
Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2000 commemorative cube painted red,white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
Q: What’s the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What’s the difference between a packet of sellotape and Phil
Neville.
A: One’s a glueless kit.
Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2000 commemorative cube painted red,white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.