View Full Version : My cousin's wedding.............was a ****en disaster


Moron
25-05-2004, 08:30:AM
Hey guys

I went to my cousin's wedding Saturday May 22nd

Everything was going cool, but a problem started to rise up. My aunt wanted the DJ to change it to some Mexican music. So she called up one of my cousins to go tell t he DJ to change the music to mexican.

But the DJ refused. My aunt then called up my other cousin Eric, and he went and spoke with the DJ. The DJ said I'll change it after this one song.

But guess what? He didn't change it still. My cousin who were with my aunt got furious (my cousins don't have patience, they've put a guy in coma before. (H)) So then my cousin upset in seeing my aunt dissapointed, went up to the bride and yelled at her to tell the DJ to change it to Mexican music.

The bride was offended. And she called up his brother to calm his cousin down. During the dancing they gave each other bad "looks." When my cousin sat down with my aunt, my other cousin went up and yelled at my aunt, "Look, calm down your nephew, or I'll smash his mouth!" Then my aunt responded, "No, he will smash your mouth you dumbass."

So then they took it outside. A whole crowd of my family were around them. They began fighting, and one of my uncles accidently hit his wife, and his son thinking he did it on purpose smashed his neck.

Then that cousin went up to defend his brother, but my female cousin grabbed him and punched him straight in the face like 20 times! The ****en head was like gonna crack open.

Then they seperated the other fight between the two cousins, and took one of the cousins to the hotel. Where they tied him onto the bed :|

My other cousin was so angry and frustrated. Saying **** about how hes not part of the family. That he didn't know his ****en father and ****.

Everybody was crying.

So we all left to the hotel.

At 1:30 a.m I went with my 3 uncles to a bar and talked about hte ****. And we all cried together.


oh **** this is the MEXICAN FAMILY!!

LA RAZA!! :rockman:

Paulo Da Silva
25-05-2004, 08:56:AM
lmao, you got a ****ed up family

Rochester Rhino
25-05-2004, 09:06:AM
man that is screwed up, your family has issues

camilo_marin21
25-05-2004, 09:15:AM
you're screwed up to tell this to us :rolleyes: :| (N)

zul-aid
25-05-2004, 09:17:AM
you shouldnt have married your cousin in the first place.

Moron
25-05-2004, 09:18:AM
Originally posted by zul-aid
you shouldnt have married your cousin in the first place.

:|:rolleyes:

ishan1990
25-05-2004, 09:18:AM
the weirdest things happen to you.

I am deeply enveing you.
If only my family was that interesting i'd never be bored of going anywhere

Moron
25-05-2004, 09:22:AM
LOL

yea thats what i think too. Everywhere i go, there something "fun" happening.


I guess im just lucky.


Hopefully something more "fun" will occur when i'm in Australia and New zealand :p

ishan1990
25-05-2004, 09:34:AM
I see the headlines now.....

"Moron goes Down Under"

"A new big hit, possibly the biggest picture of the year."-
London Times

"A tragic story about a man who goes to Australia with his "disfunctional" family. Gaurenteed to make you cry and laugh at the same time" - New York Times

Moron your going to be rich with this new film release. I believe i'm entitled to 45%......:D

Moron
25-05-2004, 09:45:AM
And i'm posting pictures of myself pretty soon, so anticpate my beautiful face in a day or so.. (H)

Glorious
25-05-2004, 09:46:AM
I went to 2 of my cousin's weddings and they were fantastic! I love going to Macedonian weddings! :D

shokz
25-05-2004, 09:51:AM
Alvaro, was there any cake? (H)

Moron
25-05-2004, 09:51:AM
Originally posted by shokz
Alvaro, was there any cake? (H)

yea i ate strawberry, then chocolate cake (H)(Y)

bjmenge
25-05-2004, 10:29:AM
That's some funny ****, Alvaro. Got any more good family stories that you wanna share? (H)

lobo
25-05-2004, 10:46:AM
hahah, class there mate(H)

love your family btw:rockman:

Jacky
25-05-2004, 11:38:AM
:rolleyes: ........
ok...sorry couldn't hold it in :rofl:

sorry man... but that's really ****ed up....

Elder
25-05-2004, 01:13:PM
Originally posted by zul-aid
you shouldnt have married your cousin in the first place.

As much as we love to disagree, that line is just classic. Best line I have ever read on the SG Forums.


hahahahahha

St.Domingo
25-05-2004, 01:44:PM
OMG HAHA FAMILYS FOR YA EH ;)

Shiryu
25-05-2004, 03:42:PM
That is so similar to something that happened to me, one time i went to a family wedding party in mexico.

I feel kind of lazy to write it all. Just for your imagination, it involved a dead animal, coming out of a bar and smaking some one in the head with a beer bottle, jumping on a car while being shot at, brothers fighting in the middle of the street, spitting on a poli (cop), and being at the wedding the next morning feeling like hell.

Typical mexican party weekend, you know.

hanek45
26-05-2004, 07:59:AM
no ones family is as screwed up as mine, belive me:rolleyes: there are got drug-addict cousins, ******* nerds, assholes, lesbians, sluts...:rolleyes: :( :( thanks god my family (dad, sis, mom) are normal, but the rest of them are.. :rolleyes:

Jambo Den
26-05-2004, 08:47:AM
GO YOU AHEAD HRMPPPHHHHH :X

http://www-ssg.sr.unh.edu/tof/Smart/Students/Erin_Tracy/MORSE/PICTURES/vinnie.gif

King
26-05-2004, 10:43:AM
why tring to make fun of your family? moron.:(

$teauA
26-05-2004, 10:48:AM
Hahahahahaaha funny ass story man :rockman:.

Ma family is well if any of you have seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding, that's my family only the Romanian version (H)

Ubik Valis
26-05-2004, 05:55:PM
Moron, not only do you suck at life.........but so does your familiy.... :(