Got this parody from another forum.

Roy Keane calls David Beckham

hilarious.

http://69.9.37.162/dry-your-eyes-becks.mp3

One single moment you whole life can turn around
In the distance I see Wayne Rooney falling to the ground
Looks like he's gonna give, then looks like he's not
But finally the referee is pointing to the spot
It's all come down to this then, It's like everybody says
As I stare into the eyes of Fabien Barthez
Will I go left?, Will I go right? Haven't decided yet
Sod it! I'll just stick the thing in the back of the bloody net
I let go with my right boot, my whole world begins to freeze
I'm begging the silver ball, please go in please
I see a union jack in the air as somebody waves it
But my whole world is in dispair cos Barthez saves it


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Chorus
Dry your eyes Becks
I know it's hard to take but as I said before like
There's plenty more games in group B
Dry your eyes Becks
You'll have a chance to proove yourself against the swiss on Thursday
Or at the end of the day like,
It's over
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So then the lads start looking at me as if I've commited a crime
But we're still 1-0 up going into injury time
The ref checks his watch and we all look at the clocks
Then Heskey commits a foul on the edge of our box
We all regroup and make a wall, stand there hand in hand
There's no sign of Posh at all, anywhere in the stand#
We all know what they're gonna do, it can only be one man
They all call him Zizou, his name is Zindine Zidane
I wonder if he remembers how in the tunnel I gave him a kiss
I wonder if it'll please, please make him miss!
But now he sticks in the net which means now we're all level
And all I've got left are the tears of Gary Neville
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Chorus
Dry your eyes Becks
I know it's hard to take but as I said before like
There's plenty more games in group B
Dry your eyes Becks
You'll have a chance to proove yourself against the swiss on Thursday
Or at the end of the day like,
It's over
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We're all over the shop, when will the ref blow the whistle?
We're not playing like England no more, more like Partick Thistle
We need a pep talk, a speech, a sermon
Cos we're not getting anything from this ref, who just happens to be German
There he goes again, giving out a yellow card
When suddenly the ball breaks to Steven Gerrard
I see the hopes of a nation, all gone up in flames
With a lunge of despairation from our keeper David James
The referee points to the spot,
God I'd give you a million quid
If you please please make Zidane do what I did.
But he sticks it in the net, how could I think he would miss
Cos I'm starting to regret giving Zidane that kiss
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Chorus
Dry your eyes Becks
I know it's hard to take but as I said before like
There's plenty more games in group B
Dry your eyes Becks
You'll have a chance to proove yourself against the swiss on Thursday
Or at the end of the day like,
It's over

I had posted this in the England vs Switzerland match thread already, but it's ******* class.:rofl:

:funny: Class (Y)

hahaa...brilliant...

great stuff, quality! :D

Lmao! :rockman:

Can you imagine Keane kissin anyone?

FUNNIEST THING EVER....!!!!!!!! LOL :hump:

"Beckham" sort of sounds like Ozzy Osbourne in this......

Great!!

did you guys read the story of the kindergarden class sending Becks a lesson plan on how to properly convert a penalty kick

My god, they got Keane's accent perfectly down in this.

Originally posted by Emre_5
"Beckham" sort of sounds like Ozzy Osbourne in this......
hmm i don't think so. Ozzy Osbourne is from Birmingham and Beckham from London!! 2 way different accents!

Anyway what a load of :f***: crap.
Some people have too much time on their hands.

wow very funny :rockman:

Super...

Maybe someone can make some kind of song with the subject the substitutions of Advocaat.. (H)

dam thats one of the funniest songs ive heard
well done to who ever made it

Beckham sorta sounds like Chris Moyles, and Moyles likes to do "The Streets" songs, could be him that made it, its class tho (Y)

CLASS!:rockman:

hahahaha, the bloke impersonating Keane starts laughing, funny as ****!

that is pure class

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hello all,
If you want to listen to more of this type of satire please go to www.todayfm.com and go to the "gift grub" section. This is an irish radio station that have a show every weekday morning from 7.00 am to 9.00 am. At approx 8.15 am they play a new comedy clip, and constantly take the piss out of all personalites, becks and keano being some of them.

can somebody make a 2nd version of this...maybe keano can call bex again concerning their defeat to portugal & his penalty miss :p

anyone?? :)

i dont know the name of the song but it goes like this i think you are really fit your fit your fit if you know the song they changed it on a radio station in ireland i will try to get the words

GREAT :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rockman: :rockman: :rockman: :rockman: :)
GREAT. GREAT