Which player has had the best name ever?

While Brazil's 80s midfield wizard and captain, Socrates, is a good one, I'll have to go for a player a bit more obscure:

Danny Invincible, from Scottish side Kilmarnock:

No, really: http://www.armchairfans.co.uk/players/danny-invincible.html


Your thoughts?

Ibrahim Ba. case closed(H)

Luis Boa Morte = Luis Good Death

paul dickov
nicky butt
dean windass:crazyboy:

Argelio F*cks

Originally posted by ::shinji::
Argelio F*cks

Defenitelly (H)!

nicky BUTT

Pipocas(Popcorn) Lower League Portuguese Team...(H)

Danny Dickwad

how bout that Schweinsteiger lad :confused:

Originally posted by ::shinji::
Argelio F*cks

There's a boy in my school called Lucas F*cks :rockman:

Originally posted by maleato
There's a boy in my school called Lucas F*cks :rockman:

And I'm sure with that name he doesn't. :rofl:

van Basten

Originally posted by mark77
And I'm sure with that name he doesn't. :rofl:

:rofl:

Felix Brillant of the Revolution [already mentioned].

EDIT: This thread should also be called "best club names".

FC Sheriff of Moldova (http://www.uefa.com/Competitions/UCL/Clubs/Club=69606/index.html)

FC Sheriff [emblem] (http://www.fmf.md/img/logo/fmf/sheriff.gif)

Haha. :D

Andoni zubizarreta--spain

what kind of name is f*cks? german? english? is it pronounced like i think it is? who did/does he play for? i am fascinated. :confused:

he's spanish he was the goalie for the spanish NT..the last name is basque

ohhhhhhhhhhhh hahaha i thought you were talking about the one i wrote lol hahaha

Originally posted by Diablo_manda
he's spanish he was the goalie for the spanish NT..the last name is basque
lol

He was talking about Argellico F-ucks. He's a Brazilian defender, world known for scoring own-goals, and currently plays for Benfica.

Originally posted by Aveirenses
lol

He was talking about Argellico F-ucks. He's a Brazilian defender, world known for scoring own-goals, and currently plays for Benfica.
Argel? Holy crap.(H) I didnt even know his last name was... Fúcks.:mrpimp:

Paulo Futre for the french ;)

F*cks is pronounced fúcks, and we call the boy Lucas F*cked :mexican:

This Young American Player with the last name of Brilliant...lol

My favorite is Jesper Grønkjær. Two Danish letters in one name.

Also, I never get tired of saying "Ronaldinho."

Originally posted by Emre_5
This Young American Player with the last name of Brilliant...lol

I think he's from Quebec.

Danny Invincibile.

the dutch have cool names, like van basten, van nistelrooy, van der vaart, van der sar etc etc etc

Well, a new Brazilian Striker who, I think, is going to Russia and that is a reserve right now for Brazil in the Copa America is named: VAGNER LOVE (he's hairstyle is just too cool). This guy is amazing by the way looks more dangerous right now than Luis Fabiano who's been doing ****ty since Libertadores semi-final.

BTW, this thread is pretty cool:rockman:

Brazil has many "strange" names...

David Beckham (ENG) is a pretty good name, and Francesco Totti (ITA) aswell.

cant belive no one smentioned this lad
http://www.chairboys.ndirect.co.uk/players/images/mcsporran_home19992000.jpg
tis JERMAINE McSPORRAN, of wycombe by far the most Scottish name EVER for a guy near Oxford :D

george best as a name really fit to this thread :p :p but argélio f*cks is without a doubt the most stupid name in the history of football...

Originally posted by Emre_5
This Young American Player with the last name of Brilliant...lol

Felix Brillant is Canadian!

Danny Invincible
Stefan Miglio..... something or other.
Nwankwo Kanu
Fabien Ho-A-Hing
Brian Pinas

Jerome Rothen.. i heard commentators, who pronounced his name 'rotten'...
and yes.. George Best fits well here...

This man right here.

http://www.soccergaming.tv/attachment.php?postid=1343132

Socrates

Kaka (in spanish kaka=sh1t)

Freddy Adu. (H)

Originally posted by Crusad3r
Kaka (in spanish kaka=sh1t)
in russian too

in french, and hungarian too...:D

In greek as well:)

Originally posted by ShearerM4
how bout that Schweinsteiger lad :confused:

:D if you just add 2 tiny little letters it means somthing like pigf*cker

Lopez Ufarte

Originally posted by Sepp2in1
:D if you just add 2 tiny little letters it means somthing like pigf*cker
what are those little letters?

Originally posted by houston3721
what are those little letters?
b and e

Schweinbesteiger

But you can translate it as someone who climbs on a pig :)

Originally posted by alexandros
In greek as well:)

In portuguese too.. but with "C"

in spanish is with a "c" too

yeah but is kaká with an accent

Van Der Vaart
Nedved (y do commentators pronounce it Nedvied, is that how u pronounce it?
Juan Sebastian Veron
Ledley King!
Gennaro Gattuso (Looks cool aswell)

Basten Shweinsteiger:rockman:

Rapaic Dildoba

he plays for Mahindra United in India

Fabian Cool

A GK of some French team :p

Sinisa Mihajlovic... Sinisa's a gr8 name imo...

imo :D Alessandro Del Piero is a good one too.


P.S: and btw i finnaly reached my 100 post
over the past 2 years. :crazyboy:

Dugaree (or however you spell it) :hump:

wat about , F#CK ME, from Man utd ;)

Juan Sebastian Veron :rockman:

Andres D'Alessandro :mrpimp:

Claudio Caniggia :rockman:

Sinisa Mihajlovic :mrpimp:

Alan Ball (ex Everton and Arsenal).

That's a good football name (A. Ball)!

Originally posted by SB9Dragon
Fabian Cool

A GK of some French team :p

That's a good one...

whoever said brazil has a lot of weird names... well... there's a guy who plays (or used to play) for Guarani.. his name is Creedence Clearwater Couto...
can't beat Argelico F*cks though... (I always thought it was Fuchs)