Hi.
I live in the states n i am 33.
I went to the local mall to check on x box games that were used..just killing time...
I was wearing my Arsenal jersey heh....
kid yells: 'Henry! Hey Henry dude stop!...' (kid is prolly 20,21 years old maybe younger...didnt ask)
i say: 'hey what up'
kid:"Man, that's a tight assed jersey you wearing... where you get it from? Your name Henry?'
me:'Haha i wish.'
kid: 'hehe who is he?'
Me: He's a striker for Arsenal...'
kid: '..... um... what?'
me: 'He plays soccer for an English team in a league. He is French born and drops my jaw from the goals i've seen from him..'
kid: 'ahh soccer player huh... he any good?'
me: "He's the Michael Jordan of soccer dude! period.'
kid: ' bullshyt man, no way - MJ was the shiz..'
me: 'no doubt dude, but Henry is the shiz in soccer...'
me: 'hey- you know what true hardcore Henry fans refer to him as?'
kid: 'no idea mang... tell me..'
me: 'God.....Dude i am not bsing you either.... (his little cutie girl friends were laughing at him saying i am bsing him)
kid: 'no shyt? daaaaaamn i gotta see about this Henry guy... he on the internet?'
me: 'yes you can find short videos of him doing his thing...oh and dude there are sooooo damn MANY skilled soccer players overseas as well as US, but they show soccer's 'passion' far deeper then the USA.'
kid: 'aight thanks yo for the info dude.'
me: ' see you... wrap it before you slap it man! haha.'( he had 3 fine azzed chicks w/ him the whole time- i had to say it.. now i bet he dun get any :P)

http://soccergaming.tv/attachment.php?s=&postid=387399

what the **** is this horse****?

are you a retard or what?

stay off crack :kader:

That was stupid. I want my 1 minute and 26 seconds back.

That reminds me of when I was in the mall and I was wearing my Fulham jersey with 'McBride' on the back. This one dude asked me if I was Irish so I said 'No motherf*cka!' and I bust a cap in his ass.

LOL.

You guys read the whole thing???
LMAO.
I know your i.q. now dropped from zero to negative 5.



Haha you are bored!


pssst i dont smoke crack, but ask yer mom about pole smoking... she knows!

Originally posted by EqFreak
wrap it before you slap it man! haha.

I dont like where this is going. :kader: :p

and you're 33........wow.:kader:

Originally posted by Voltaic Borusse
That was stupid. I want my 1 minute and 26 seconds back.

we'd just waste them anyways :(

Originally posted by Run DMB
That reminds me of when I was in the mall and I was wearing my Fulham jersey with 'McBride' on the back. This one dude asked me if I was Irish so I said 'No motherf*cka!' and I bust a cap in his ass.

haha that made me laugh :p (Y)

Originally posted by EqFreak
me: ' see you... wrap it before you slap it man! haha.'( he had 3 fine azzed chicks w/ him the whole time- i had to say it.. now i bet he dun get any :P)

that's gay.

anyways, great story man. :|(Y)

sh*t son. What gave you the motivation to post this?

(the worst part is that i bet the actual 'riveting' convo never even happend):confused:

Man, this reminded me of another time I wasted my time.



Really, do you have any friends? :confused:

c'mon, it wasn't that bad...

Originally posted by ishan1990
c'mon, it wasn't that bad...

only you would say that:|

Wow, he's done it again.
Yes i am 33, but the first post was not the real 'EQFreak' at the kb, it was my younger brother.
This is not the first time he has done this on the internet to me, and it is my fault for not logging out.
I checked on a reply i made about making a trip to Holland, and went outside to work on my car. He gets his jollies by starting threads like this, then getting people to react,then try to get me banned. He has succeded once.
Just lock it guys,delete it i am VERY sorry this was even posted.
Truth be known, i don't even own a Arsenal jersey.
Sorry your time was wasted.
The Real Eq Freak

i could say a lot of things.... but i wont.

(on ur younger brothers part, thats the gayest prank ive ever heard)

if it really is his brother, that is:rolleyes:

Originally posted by EqFreak
Wow, he's done it again.
Yes i am 33, but the first post was not the real 'EQFreak' at the kb, it was my younger brother.
This is not the first time he has done this on the internet to me, and it is my fault for not logging out.
I checked on a reply i made about making a trip to Holland, and went outside to work on my car. He gets his jollies by starting threads like this, then getting people to react,then try to get me banned. He has succeded once.
Just lock it guys,delete it i am VERY sorry this was even posted.
Truth be known, i don't even own a Arsenal jersey.
Sorry your time was wasted.
The Real Eq Freak

well delete the first post then:f***:

(H)

This reminded me of the time I kept rambbling on about a story that never got anywhere... So back in the day I lafty around and back then we had to call walking "lafty". Man came up to me and said he had about 3fity. I said "3fity?! What a second your not the UPS guy, you're that damn monster". So I shanked him with a krany, back then we had called spoons kranies. So it was about 2 o'clock, I had a krany and there was nothing to do. So I went to the mall and this is what happened.

I yell: 'Henry! Hey Henry dude stop!...' (the guy was about 33 years old maybe younger...didnt ask)
guy said: 'hey what up'
me:"Man, that's a tight assed jersey you wearing... where you get it from? Your name Henry?'
guy:'Haha i wish.'
me: 'hehe who is he?'
guy: He's a striker for Arsenal...'
me: '..... um... what?'
guy: 'He plays soccer for an English team in a league. He is French born and drops my jaw from the goals i've seen from him..'
me: 'ahh soccer player huh... he any good?'
guy: "He's the Michael Jordan of soccer dude! period.'
me: ' bullshyt man, no way - MJ was the shiz..'
guy: 'no doubt dude, but Henry is the shiz in soccer...'
guy: 'hey- you know what true hardcore Henry fans refer to him as?'
me: 'no idea mang... tell me..'
guy: 'God.....Dude i am not bsing you either....
me: 'no shyt? daaaaaamn i gotta see about this Henry guy... he on the internet?'
guy: 'yes you can find short videos of him doing his thing...oh and dude there are sooooo damn MANY skilled soccer players overseas as well as US, but they show soccer's 'passion' far deeper then the USA.'
me: 'aight thanks yo for the info dude.'
guy: ' see you... wrap it before you slap it man! haha.'

Went home, got laid by three chicks at the same time. I had a smoke and pancake and came here to post my whacked out day. So I then enrolled in the army the next day so would make about 3fity...:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Limberopoulos21
Man came up to me and said he had about 3fity. I said "3fity?! What a second your not the UPS guy, you're that damn monster".




south park, loch ness monster, 3fity:funny: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Originally posted by santino
south park, loch ness monster, 3fity:funny: :rofl:

"you gave him 3 fitty? Dammit woman!" :D