Theres this big halloween party this friday..and i need a good costume...any1 got any "good" ideas??

go as a nudist

I'm going as a joint :mrpimp: just wrap white paper around yourself and color the top red or whatever (H)

:taz: :dragan: :lui: :fluffy: :jacko: :-paul:

i was thinkin dice...but nah..maybe a pimp

Originally posted by Seggie8
Theres this big halloween party this friday..and i need a good costume...any1 got any "good" ideas??

Go as yourself.

nice one..i saw that coming

I'm going as The Dude.

I'm going as Austin Powers, we were told we could dress up in whatever, cause the hosts didnt want 5 or 6 people turning up as vampires etc...

Go as a traffic cone

go as bin laden

Dress up as Abu Hamza.

Originally posted by adnan2850
go as bin laden
Yeah, and you have to yell at people at the party and call them infidels. You'll be more convincing that way. Then you should go trick-or-treating and when people give you candy, throw it back in their face and yell "I don't want your sweet sweet candy you INFIDELS!!!" Ask Vagegast for further instruction.

dress up as a 1980's hooker


if all else fails, go as dragan(H)

Or go as a "Roma" (gypsy)/ AS Roma fan


(H)

im goin as zorro pretty ease all ya need is a cape and mask and dress in black maybe a toy sword

Im gonna dress up as Saddam Hussein and ask everyone if they have seen any WMD's...

I'm going to do the annual "Let's stay up and listen to Alan Robson's scary ****".

Ah, gawd bless that man.

Originally posted by LilPlayaJosh
Im gonna dress up as Saddam Hussein and ask everyone if they have seen any WMD's...

Ask Bush that question..he probably doesnt even remember what WMD stands for

Originally posted by Run DMB
Ask Vagegast for further instruction. (H)

Dress as Robert Pires
(swimming suit)

Originally posted by Seggie8
Ask Bush that question..he probably doesnt even remember what WMD stands for

what does it stand for?

wow..ur joking rite
Weapons of Mass Destruction..which they never found in iraq anyways

Originally posted by Seggie8
wow..ur joking rite
Weapons of Mass Destruction..

No you idiot, he doesn't know what it means. In his previous post he used the term WMD just to sound cool.

Last year one kid dressed as a spern and another kid dresses as an egg. The sperm went around the school all day chasing the egg. It was very funny.

just bought a cape for £2.35 what a ripoff and its a vampire cape i want sumink zorro like!! :crazyboy: :crazyboy:

I always go to things like this as Hitler. Usually gets a mixed reaction.

I'm going to be a hunter but you could be Ali G!:rockman:

If you really want to scare the neighbours. Mug them. It's a right laugh and very common round these parts....

Originally posted by CalumnCFC
I always go to things like this as Hitler. Usually gets a mixed reaction.


A black guy at my Uni came as a KKK member last year. (H)

go as David Beckham with a sarong :rockman:

Originally posted by Dragan T
A black guy at my Uni came as a KKK member last year. (H) Inspired (H)

I went to school with a Jason mask... by the end of first period, I was wrapped in toilet paper and had a multi-coloured braid wig... so I was a gay, rastafarian Jason who came back to life as a mummy :| I'm very improvisational (H)

Originally posted by rony31
so I was a gay, rastafarian Jason who came back to life as a mummy :|


Yes, but who did you go as for Halloween? :(

Originally posted by Dragan T
Yes, but who did you go as for Halloween? :(



:rofl: :rofl: (H)

Go as Harold Shipman.

my brother went as michael jackson today..he had the whole black and white suit..it was actually a pretty good idea

Originally posted by Dragan T
Yes, but who did you go as for Halloween? :(

oh sorry, got carried away... I went as a nudist :(

Originally posted by rony31
oh sorry, got carried away... I went as a nudist :(


Did you go from house to house yelling: Dick or treat?! :(



:wootman:

nope, saving that for Sunday night :hump:

Originally posted by Dragan T
A black guy at my Uni came as a KKK member last year. (H)

Clayton Bigsby!!

I'm going as Death wearing a white T-Shirt that says "Smoke Cigarettes"

Family Guy joke.

Oh, and how many people are going to be at your halloween parties? Here in Madison there are going to be 80,000 on one street.

Originally posted by Nimreitz
Clayton Bigsby!!




From Chappelle's Show, right?

"Death to all niggers!" (H)

WHITE POWER!!!!

Originally posted by Nimreitz
WHITE POWER!!!!


That statement is almost too fitting for an American with a French sig with the word: Deutschland on it. (H)

Originally posted by Nimreitz
I'm going as Death wearing a white T-Shirt that says "Smoke Cigarettes"

Family Guy joke.

hahaha :D

Originally posted by Dragan T
A black guy at my Uni came as a KKK member last year. (H)

I think I'll use this:D

At your own risk. :ewan:

Originally posted by Shindig
Go as Harold Shipman. Brilliant!

"PIMP" costume the chicks always dig that:mexican:

Originally posted by Blanco150
"PIMP" costume the chicks always dig that:mexican:

2 problems....

1) It only works if you're black.

2) You'll still only attract young, single mothers.

what's wrong with young, single mothers? :hump:

sometimes single mothere are rednecks


but other times, their MILFS, and there the ones you want to attract:hump: :hump:

just got back from a halloween party. it was great at the begginning, I was dressed as Superman and a girl there was Wonder Woman :hump: just had a good talk though :(


there were some local bands playing but after the third one, these guys started fighting over a girl and suddenly the 2 guys and their friends started fighting so there was this huge gang fight with like 15 people fighting. we watched from the distance of course laughing at all the guys getting hit :hit: :alex:

and then they stopped fighting but were still mad and some of them were talking about bringing guns into the fight so we just went inside and left them outside. everybody started leaving at that point and the bands left too so the party was done by then :(

Last time I even tried was a few years ago.

I was a WASP.

Originally posted by Bobby
Last time I even tried was a few years ago.

I was a WASP. I'm one of those every day of the fucking year!

I couldnt get a KKK costume so I just went as Hitler. Went down pretty well actually.

I went to a Halloween party last night and it was crap.
I went "dressed up" kinda like Billy Joe Armstrong in the Green Day video "American Idiot" which for some odd reason I thought would be cool. The party was really crap, I was really tired, I was pissed off at everyone including my friends which I'm sure they will have appreciated and this morning when I woke up I noticed that a jewish star, "Totally Dude", "Dick" were "tattoed" on my arm as well as two crosses on my neck.

Now I'm all sorta chilled out again, phew.(H)

Originally posted by rony31
what's wrong with young, single mothers? :hump:

They're all sweetness and light until one bairn pops out. Single mothers then turn into vultures. Looking for a man. Waiting in bushes then pouncing on you saying "Look at lil' Leroy! DON'T ABANDON HIM!! ALL MEN ARE SCUM!" and so forth.

Originally posted by CalumnCFC
I'm one of those every day of the fucking year!

I couldnt get a KKK costume so I just went as Hitler. Went down pretty well actually.

Did you pop down the local Synagouge? I'm sure they'd have a laugh at that.

Originally posted by Shindig
Did you pop down the local Synagouge? I'm sure they'd have a laugh at that. We dont have one unfortunately :( Luckily, most people assumed I wore it becuase Halloween is about evil and he is about as evil as they come, otherwise I probably would be in hospital by now.

I reckon more people would go as Shipman if he actually put some effort into his murders.

"I'm not feeling well, Doctor"
"MORPHINE!!!"

Very dull. Be inventive, Harold. You're a doctor, dammit.

"I'm not feeling well, Doctor"
"Alreet, Pet.... I'll just get my hedgetrimmer. We'll have ya sorted in no time, like."

The only time he didn't morphine his victim was when he killed himself. Silly bugger.

Originally posted by Shindig
Did you pop down the local Synagouge? I'm sure they'd have a laugh at that.

I'm sure they wouldn't want a 17 year old for more than a one-night stand :brow:

I kid at my school who is amazing at football(american football) dressed up as clayton bigsbuy, he had white powder under his nose to look like crack, for all i know it could have really been crack. We also had a group of kids do cool runnings, they made a bobsled and everything and were zooming around the halls in it, it was really funny, and original.

I went to a party tonight........I went as myself, what are they going to say? You aren not dressed, we take our invite back? Im too cool to dress up! (H)



















Dragans maw wasn't very fun....at least not until we got her drunk.

Tyrone Biggums is the crackhead, Clayton Bigsby is the black white supremacist (who doesn't do crack).

I just came out of my halloween haze that started friday evening. Madison is ******* crazy; and there were riots again this year, I guess people burned some crap in the middle of state street because we could see the smoke all the way back at the apartment. And people were definitely pepper sprayed by the po.

Boo

:taz:

Happy Halloween

Heh, I was just watching the Season 1 DVD.


"Why? Because she's a nigger-lover." (H) 7 more episodes to go (Y)

Originally posted by Hakeem
just got back from a halloween party. it was great at the begginning, I was dressed as Superman and a girl there was Wonder Woman :hump: just had a good talk though :(


there were some local bands playing but after the third one, these guys started fighting over a girl and suddenly the 2 guys and their friends started fighting so there was this huge gang fight with like 15 people fighting. we watched from the distance of course laughing at all the guys getting hit :hit: :alex:

and then they stopped fighting but were still mad and some of them were talking about bringing guns into the fight so we just went inside and left them outside. everybody started leaving at that point and the bands left too so the party was done by then :(

Why didnt you stop the fight with your superpowers :(

Originally posted by Nimreitz
Tyrone Biggums is the crackhead, Clayton Bigsby is the black white supremacist (who doesn't do crack).



man, i'm dissapointed in my self for screwing that up, it's one of my favorite shows, just that it hasn't been on in a while a new season should be soon i suppose.

Originally posted by AhmedK

Dragans maw wasn't very fun....at least not until we got her drunk.


You see, with your conception, it was the exact opposite....my friends had to get me TOTALLY wasted for me to even think of touching your maw. :(


(H) :mrpimp: