View Full Version : The Fat Footballers Thread, formerly known as SPL January Transfers


AberdeenFC
11-11-2004, 04:59:PM
basically, im only makin this thread so i can show u how fúcking FAT charlie miller is!! holy shít what a fat bastard!!!! :D :rockman:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ghengis2k/Brann%20players,%20training.jpg

furthest right from the pack is the legend that is robbie winters! winters for scotland (8) \o then its Cato!! cato guntveit what a fúckin legend! :rockman: then its charlie! look at the fúckin size of that fat shíte!! :mrpimp:

anyway, aberdeen are linked with the fat bastard and ide be delighted if it happened! hes a quality player but he would need to slim doon a bit! wouldnt mind a bit of steve lovell either hes pretty hot (at playing fitba!) man. em yeh, basically charlie miller is fat maybe i should re-name the thread?

who do u want to sign? (H)

AberdeenFC
11-11-2004, 05:04:PM
fúck that, i think we should edit this and make it the fat footballers thread (H)

http://www.jambofever.co.uk/images/stampwinner.jpg

http://www.soccerage.com/en/00/53184a.jpg

http://www.rivals.net/media/jpg/2000101101981056.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39540000/jpg/_39540213_devries_sns300x300.jpg

hearts are so fat! i couldnt find a decent fat pic of #39 (H)

StuGillespie
11-11-2004, 07:32:PM
You missed out two Saints legends ;)

http://members.aol.com/budsmfc02/smfcpic1/bl2.jpg

http://www.albionrovers.plus.com/players03-04/yardley-action.jpg

A current star, though wearing a fake Saints pic :kader:

http://www.ppapix.co.uk/uploadpics/StJohnstonevRoss5.jpg

As for signing someone, well I know we aren't SPL but a striker would be nice :)

sky.
11-11-2004, 07:37:PM
:|

ronnifan9
12-11-2004, 12:41:AM
who watches these leagues???....:rolleyes:

Hyun
12-11-2004, 12:45:AM
Dude piss off. Noone gives a damn about your interest in leagues.

EDIT: Vince, I thought you were directing that at me. You don't throw random insults at a Feyenoord with the inside connection with seafood.:p

Hendrik
12-11-2004, 12:45:AM
No one cares about your opinion either.


edit: perfect timing Hyun :p

ronnifan9
12-11-2004, 12:52:AM
aww...how sweet..you all defend these leagues(watch real leagues...la liga,epl,seriea....i give my ipinion..uh..uh..because I CAN!!!

Hyun
12-11-2004, 12:53:AM
If you don't care, don't post. Other than that, its postboosting.:)

Hendrik
12-11-2004, 12:55:AM
Originally posted by ronnifan9
aww...how sweet..you all defend these leagues(watch real leagues...la liga,epl,seriea....i give my ipinion..uh..uh..because I CAN!!!
Wrong. You didn't say anything about whether you like it or not. In case you forgot...


Originally posted by ronnifan9
who watches these leagues???....:rolleyes:

shokz
12-11-2004, 12:59:AM
If you want fat, you should see Neil Mellor who plays for the Bindippers. He's got bigger tits than Rooney.

(H)

ronnifan9
12-11-2004, 12:59:AM
oh this thread is complete crap....:crazyboy:

Hyun
12-11-2004, 01:01:AM
Originally posted by shokz
If you want fat, you should see Neil Mellor who plays for the Bindippers. He's got bigger tits than Rooney.

(H)
hahahaha:D

buba3d
12-11-2004, 01:02:AM
Originally posted by ronnifan9
who watches these leagues???....:rolleyes:
Yo fannyboy ****off back to the pish poor spanish league.

ronnifan9
12-11-2004, 01:23:AM
POOR??? spanish league...uh...whatever bro

hanek45
12-11-2004, 01:28:AM
Originally posted by -Vince-
Wrong. You didn't say anything about whether you like it or not. In case you forgot...

(H)(H)(Y)



anyways..
...
...Anybody..?


Ronaldo..?????

Bobby
12-11-2004, 01:58:AM
I remember when Scotland played Spain and the spanish people were getting all pissed cause Scotland 'play too rough'.

buba3d
12-11-2004, 04:29:AM
Originally posted by ronnifan9
POOR??? spanish league...uh...whatever bro
I aint your bro, so meh and btw real madrid are **** and thats the damn truth.

Ubik Valis
12-11-2004, 04:32:AM
Originally posted by buba3d
I aint your bro, so meh and btw real madrid are **** and thats the damn truth.

Haha, that comment is gold coming from a Rangers fan. (H) :rockman:


And ronnifan9: Stop posting crap.

ronnifan9
12-11-2004, 05:46:AM
it isnt crap..."bro"...its just my honest opinion...everybody has their opinions...right or wrong...i have the right to express them(i admitt most of the time im wrong...;) ....hate on madrid all you want(just cause your team cant afford $hit)<---dollar sign came in perfect:crazyboy:

Bobby
12-11-2004, 05:49:AM
You know Celtic and Rangers are two of the best supported teams in the world right?

Celtic might even have the most supporters. Didn't you watch the UEFA cup final they made? Fans came from all 4 corners of the world.

celtic_bhoy
12-11-2004, 12:01:PM
just some madrid glory hunter who know nothing about football

back on topic, ill try and find a good pic of Big Johny Hartson(H)

edit: found one
http://pro.corbis.com/images/DWF15-927377.jpg?size=67&uid={15aad137-021d-4a39-a73e-474178223143}

Giggs Rox !!
12-11-2004, 03:52:PM
haha ronnifan9 has worser spellimg than me (H)

StuGillespie
12-11-2004, 04:59:PM
Originally posted by ronnifan9
who watches these leagues???....:rolleyes:

I do for one.

It's worth noting that one of my teams former players managed the team that won the Spanish cup last season :p

henry#14
12-11-2004, 05:01:PM
Originally posted by Dragan T
Haha, that comment is gold coming from a Rangers fan. (H) :rockman:

:D haha

buba3d
12-11-2004, 08:29:PM
So ronaldo is piling on the goals as well as piling on the pounds, as you can see from the pic.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/buba3d/ronaldo.jpg

AberdeenFC
12-11-2004, 09:30:PM
shut up ronnifan9 you stupid fúck. ive got no respect for motherfúckers like you who slag other leagues but "support" ( :rolleyes: ) teams like real madrid who theyve never even seen in their life. hmmm im from aberdeen in scotland so support aberdeen in the scottish league, your from america so why the fúck do you support madrid? oh yeh cos they have lots of money and you fancy david beckham. shut it slut you know fúck all about football

oh and dragan, make this the fat footballers thread (H)

http://www.mossleyweb.co.uk/Mikeaction1.jpg

whatever happened to leon mike?

buba3d
12-11-2004, 11:32:PM
*edit* sorry about that
but what you just said was pure magic. :):rockman:

rvdv
12-11-2004, 11:47:PM
Jeroen Verhoeven from FC Volendam.
http://www.bfc-bussum.nl/fotos/jeroenverhoeven.jpg

hanek45
13-11-2004, 12:01:AM
holy ****, now thats fat :(

ronnifan9
13-11-2004, 12:08:AM
[aberdeenfc]...this is all i hear from you: blah...blah....real madrid....blah....america...blah...(stop crying about it...bro) good for you that you support aberdeen...anyways, what does being from america have to do with me liking real madrid???...so i guess if you're from argentina you can support a.c. milan.......and you say you got no respect for me??? do you really think ****@n care!!!

claupastore
13-11-2004, 12:12:AM
advice to you:

true fans dont have much respect for americans (or any other country that has sh¡tty teams) that support big clubs only because they have the star players....
quit it or youll get your ass banned

aqua
13-11-2004, 12:22:AM
http://sunsite.tus.ac.jp/wc94/images/photos/ARGvsGRE.2.0620.gif

http://www.gossipnews.it/sport/maradona/images/Diego_Maradona_al_Lavilla__30_agosto_2003__8.jpg

Being fat is by no means an obstacle to being the best footballer to have ever played.....


.....and scored the funniest goal I've ever seen

(H)

http://www.christchurchdartford.org.uk/images/news/peter_shilton.jpg

buba3d
13-11-2004, 12:39:AM
Any rangers fans remember this guy ?
http://www.inaf.cl/fotos_02/rozental_02.jpg
Thought so, cause nor do i.:rockman:

and one of the finest goalkeeps ever to step inbetween the sticks
andy goram
http://www.doonhamer.fsnet.co.uk/OnlyTeamInBible/pictures/Andy_Goram_WEB.jpg

ronnifan9
13-11-2004, 12:40:AM
TRUE FANS...i'm sorry, so i guess i not a true fan because you say so....and since i live in "america" (i'm actually mexican) i im disliked by all of you...wow, that just makes so much sence...i dont support madrid for their stars...to be a madrid fan is undescribable(u just wouldnt know);)

buba3d
13-11-2004, 12:44:AM
How long have you been suporting real ma**** ? since last week ?(H)

AberdeenFC
13-11-2004, 12:51:AM
Originally posted by buba3d
I have no respect for Aberdeen fans due to the **** they spout about the ibrox disaster and ian durant, but what you just said was pure magic. :):rockman:

shut up, please dont act like all aberdeen fans are like that. ok i sing the durrant song but im just takin the piss, i have never sang about the ibrox disaster though. in fact whenever i go theres only about 8 fans singing it at most and there all minks :kader: it only sounds louder cos it echoes around the library that is ibrox. and how bout rangers fans? king billy? we're up to our knees in fenians blood? do you lot even realise what that is about? its just as bad as the ibrox disaster chant exept the only difference is about 8 "fans" chant it will about 50, 000 rangers fans sing it everyweek so dont give me that shíte

buba3d
13-11-2004, 12:56:AM
Originally posted by AberdeenFC
shut up, please dont act like all aberdeen fans are like that. ok i sing the durrant song but im just takin the piss, i have never sang about the ibrox disaster though. in fact whenever i go theres only about 8 fans singing it at most and there all minks :kader: it only sounds louder cos it echoes around the library that is ibrox. and how bout rangers fans? king billy? we're up to our knees in fenians blood? do you lot even realise what that is about? its just as bad as the ibrox disaster chant exept the only difference is about 8 "fans" chant it will about 50, 000 rangers fans sing it everyweek so dont give me that shíte
M8 i was only jesting, sorry if you took offence. :(

AberdeenFC
13-11-2004, 01:01:AM
Originally posted by ronnifan9
TRUE FANS...i'm sorry, so i guess i not a true fan because you say so....and since i live in "america" (i'm actually mexican) i im disliked by all of you...wow, that just makes so much sence...i dont support madrid for their stars...to be a madrid fan is undescribable(u just wouldnt know);)

stop talking crap and stop everyone calling your bro you sad bastard. YOU dont know what its like to be a madrid fan cause your not even a fan you stupid bastard. ive been to a shít load of aberdeen games since my first about 13 years ago. ive travelled up (30 mins to peterhead (H) ) and down the country a lot watching them. how about yourself? you've NEVER seen them, your a nobody! you only support them cause they (used to :) ) win all the time and have the best players that is so sad, why dont u support an american team?

"to be a madrid fan is undescribable"

what the FúCK does that mean??

ronnifan9
13-11-2004, 01:01:AM
supporting Real Madrid....lets see since i can remember...i'm 19 years old....honestly i'd probably say i became a dieheart fan 5 years ago...why is it so hard for u guys to understand its not about the star players...

buba3d
13-11-2004, 01:04:AM
Originally posted by ronnifan9
supporting Real Madrid....lets see since i can remember...i'm 19 years old....honestly i'd probably say i became a dieheart fan 5 years ago...why is it so hard for u guys to understand its not about the star players...
But didn't you say you only liked them cause they always won ?

AberdeenFC
13-11-2004, 01:04:AM
its ok buba man, it just pisses me off those pricks that sing that give us all that rep :(

Raikkonen
13-11-2004, 01:22:AM
Originally posted by buba3d
Any rangers fans remember this guy ?
http://www.inaf.cl/fotos_02/rozental_02.jpg

sadly, i do, because he's chilean (believe me, i'm not proud of that) :rolleyes: he is even fatter now. In if first game with Rangers, he got injured for like 8 months :crazyboy:

AberdeenFC
13-11-2004, 01:31:AM
is that Sebastian Rozental? (H)

wasnt he ace when they first got him...ish?

buba3d
13-11-2004, 01:36:AM
Originally posted by AberdeenFC
is that Sebastian Rozental? (H)

wasnt he ace when they first got him...ish?
lmao
could be worse, his name could be nae leg solenko:f***:

ronnifan9
13-11-2004, 03:55:AM
i have seen them you idiot...madrid vs. manchester...i live thousands and thousands of miles away....its not like i can say...well, today i'm going to take a plane to madrid, watch the game, and come back to sd,cali....WOW, you traveled 30 minutes!!!damn, i REALLY could not do that. "stop everyone calling your bro??? dont you mean "stop calling everyone your bro"....hahaha,you iliterate aberdeen looser!!!!(you should get hooked on phonix)...it might help you

Drvar
13-11-2004, 04:09:AM
Originally posted by buba3d
Take that dick out of your mouth, cause all i hear is bla bla and more bla.

hes got a point, its different driving to a game in a car for 30 minutes, than flying thousands of miles to see your favourite team.
so anyways, this thread is about fat footballers, so lets talk about that, or shut the **** up (im going to do the latter, cuz i dont know alot of fatties ;)).


edit: i didnt make the quote up, the post disappeared after i posted mine :).

buba3d
13-11-2004, 04:19:AM
Yeah i deleted it, i posted on the wrong forum lol

i don't have a pic of rooney, so il pick him as a fat ****.:rockman:

ronnifan9
13-11-2004, 04:28:AM
...oh by the way [aberdeenfc]...i've seen the mexican national team play every single time they've come to san diego, cali(about 8 times?)...now r u gonna tell me i'm not a fan of them too...just cause cant see madrid play doesnt me i dont fallow their every move(i check real madrid websites, listen to games on radio,watched all soccer games(that i get through crappy clable), read the spanish newspapers(english ones have absolutely nothing on soccer...except for mls)....u name it)...hopefully i get to live in madrid when i go study abroad for a sementer of college(H) in spain...i'll probably go to all the practices too:D...........i honestly want to apologize, and dont take this as me backing down, but DONT TELL ME IM NOT A REAL MADRID FAN!!!:crazyboy:

Bobby
13-11-2004, 05:17:AM
Just keep in mind that your local league is the PDL, those players don't even get paid.

My local league is D2 (H)

Missilez
13-11-2004, 05:23:AM
I think my local team still comes under amatuer.

But yes. Mellor does seem somewhat chubby. Still scored 2 though.

AhmedK
13-11-2004, 06:26:AM
lets not fight,kids....:kader:

AberdeenFC
13-11-2004, 06:45:PM
Originally posted by Drvar
hes got a point, its different driving to a game in a car for 30 minutes, than flying thousands of miles to see your favourite team.

well son, i dont feel the need to support a team on the other side of the world, who just happen to be the record european cup winners. i prefer to support my local team and thats why its only half an hour away eh? maybe if he wasnt a such a glory hunter he wouldnt have to travel so far :)


Originally posted by ronnifan9
"stop everyone calling your bro??? dont you mean "stop calling everyone your bro"....hahaha,you iliterate aberdeen looser!!!!(you should get hooked on phonix)...it might help you

hahahha, i make one mistake and you take a stiffy about it. you are consistently fúcking up on everyone post you dumb ass, for example im a "looser" what the FúCK is a looser?? listen man, the fact is.... your a glory hunter. im a real fan, im better than you, and my dick is 10 times bigger than yours, TEN TIMES BIGGER (H)