View Full Version : Derek Riordan vs Cristiano Ronaldo


Bobby
12-01-2005, 08:14:AM
http://img101.exs.cx/img101/6394/909106dg.jpg
Derek Riordan - Midfield/Striker, Hibs
Goals in 2004/2005 (as of now): 13
Dives in 2004/2005 (as of now): 6
Offensive Rating: 8/10 - Scores goals
Defensive Rating: 4/10 - Can tackle

Cristiano Ronaldo - Midfield/Striker, Man Utd
Goals in 2004/2005 (as of now): 1
Dives in 2004/2005 (as of now): 37
Offensive Rating: 4/10 - Has tricks, but the worst aim of any attacking player in England. (57 shots to 1 goal). His crossing is poor (where as Riordan's is solid), he rarely sees fit to pass the ball even though he will more than likely miss the target on his shot.
Defensive Rating: 1/10 - He doesn't defend (See: Wolves v Man Utd 2003/04, Kenny Miller's* goal)

* Note: Kenny Miller may be a friend of Derek Riordan

Vagegast
12-01-2005, 08:15:AM
Spot on, Bobby.

Hyun
12-01-2005, 08:16:AM
The numbers don't lie.

Deutschland
12-01-2005, 08:17:AM
Exactly. Couldn't be closer to the truth.

rhizome17
12-01-2005, 08:35:AM
*sits and waits for the whining united fans to start the chorus*

Awax
12-01-2005, 08:38:AM
start the chorus :funny:

nice poll options (Y) it reminds me of presidential elections of some countries :)

Leeds4Life
12-01-2005, 10:04:AM
37 dives eh? Maybe in the last three fixtures!

Riordan's coming to play for England NT soon as well. :hump: :crazyboy:

ngyc
12-01-2005, 10:11:AM
(Y) poll option

soccerbest
12-01-2005, 10:17:AM
obviously a wind-up. :rolleyes:

manutd4eva
12-01-2005, 10:21:AM
Originally posted by soccerbest
obviously a wind-up. :rolleyes:

:rockman:

Bobby
12-01-2005, 10:31:AM
Originally posted by Leeds4Life
37 dives eh? Maybe in the last three fixtures!

Riordan's coming to play for England NT soon as well. :hump: :crazyboy:

He's scottish

Thelonious
12-01-2005, 10:34:AM
Originally posted by soccerbest
obviously a wind-up. :rolleyes: http://www.colba.net/~kristel/kleenex.jpg

Deutschland
12-01-2005, 10:47:AM
Originally posted by soccerbest
obviously a wind-up. :rolleyes:
:boohoo:

It's true.

Bobby
12-01-2005, 11:55:AM
Riordan would be able to light up the CL.

But hibs are docked 50 points every year for being so damn good.

ryan_goal
12-01-2005, 01:27:PM
I hate you Bobby!

jani
12-01-2005, 01:39:PM
why do people hate Ronaldo :(

AhmedK
12-01-2005, 02:39:PM
well.....as a mod I am charged with the task of making sure all polls on these boards are fair...I am sorry Bobby, I am going to have to edit your poll....for the sake of justice.

italianstyle87
12-01-2005, 02:43:PM
riordan is a talent ready to explode, and his hair is equal to or greater to than that of c.ronaldo

jani
12-01-2005, 03:47:PM
Ronaldo's hair is one of the worst in the world together with Sheva. :crazyboy:

henry#14
12-01-2005, 03:51:PM
Riordan by light years, I can't even believe anyone would make such a silly comparison. You've really disappointed me on this one Bobby:kader:

hermolt
12-01-2005, 04:08:PM
Riordan is coming to West Ham. You heard it here first (or on skysports.com if you were reading it last week).

TheBizkit03
12-01-2005, 05:25:PM
Riorden is a quality player, so is O'Conner, i really hope they can keep their players in this window and in the summer, its nice to see someone challenge the old firm

Virgo
12-01-2005, 05:35:PM
Cristiano Ronaldo has the mighty post hitting skill that Riordan obviously hasn't... so, that settles it.

AberdeenFC
12-01-2005, 06:58:PM
i like this kid. i hope he stays at hibs so he can fulfill his potential and become ace for scotland (H)

Jambo Den
12-01-2005, 07:13:PM
Also a wee note...

Derek Riordan is illiterate.

Oh yeah Bobby, on wetaught70sbrazilhowtoplay.net they are arguing about the cup final ticket allocation! :D

buba3d
12-01-2005, 08:24:PM
Riordan's coming to play for England NT soon as well.
He's scottish
Derek Riordan is illiterate.
Hes a fud

Rotflmao
Best thing iv read all week.

Hans
12-01-2005, 09:55:PM
Derek Rionaldo :rockman:

Nuno
12-01-2005, 09:59:PM
Well at least he scores for Portugal.:D

Bobby
12-01-2005, 10:19:PM
Only cause Quashie is keeping Riordan out of Scotland

Funky--K
13-01-2005, 01:34:AM
OH MY GOD! or should I say OH MY DEREK, coz that kid must be GOD!!!

...I wonder while he plays for Hibs and Ronaldo for Man U... does that make any sense?


Virgo: right on :p

Bobby
13-01-2005, 01:55:AM
Because Hibs are the biggest club in the world.

Why do you think Brazil are so good? They took lessons from Hibs.

Leeds4Life
13-01-2005, 04:39:AM
Originally posted by Bobby
He's scottish

I know, mate. We're stealing him. Just you wait. :)

AberdeenFC
13-01-2005, 05:05:AM
:monkey:

http://www.soccergaming.tv/attachment.php?s=&postid=1645343

SB9Dragon
13-01-2005, 05:16:AM
37 dives? Damn :o

kickin_kyle
13-01-2005, 09:56:AM
is this some kind of a joke???






























obviously Derek :rolleyes:

bianconeri6
13-01-2005, 10:21:AM
this has to be the greatest thread of all time
are they gona have a poll for that ??
any way

i think that they are equal






exept for tha divin' thing:D

Jamboree
15-01-2005, 10:58:PM
Ronaldo has skill and has great tricks Derek just has good crosses and lucky goals. 'Ronaldo has great hair though' lol all the Hibbies care about is there hair they're all clones of each other I'd vote for Ronaldo he's a better player at a bigger club no Hibee could deny that ;)

Deutschland
17-01-2005, 12:11:PM
Riordan wins hands down...

peruytu
17-01-2005, 09:45:PM
HAHAHAHAHA this is the funniest thread EVAR!!!!! Great post Bobby. :hump: