Man utd today released a press statement that they've withdrawn from the world club championship in favour of flying to Mars for the universal club championship so that they can prove that they're the biggest club in the universe. Who else is gonna be there ? Who cares, man utd will be there and that's important enough isn't it ?
In other news, A new long jump...err...I mean long dive record was set over the weekend when David Ginola recorded a mamoth 13 meter dive, but despite this brave effort no penalty was forthcoming.

If by now you still think this is a serious post, here's the Footballer of the year 99 - Stan Collymore

Nice one Pity... You gave me a good laugh http://www.soccergaming.com/ubb/smile.gif

Do you remember it? This is the first thread.

**** off bitch. Stop bringing up old threads.