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$teauA
18-08-2005, 04:13:AM
Here's some quotes from the Romanians about the match:

"This Andorra team is the worst we have played for as long as I can remember"
Mircea Sandu (Federation president)

"We could not repeat the same play we showed in the first half because we were cussed, spit on, fouled on, provoked and even some fists were thrown. I have played with teams in Divizia D, but I've never seen such behaviour from another team. We are motivated for the match against the Czhecs"
Cristi Chivu (AS Roma)

"We played against a team of cooks and office workers. This team doesn't even deserve to play in the qualifyers. And people call us gypsies"
Răzvan Raţ (Shakhtar Donetsk)

"I think the match was only played for about 20 minutes. The rest was antifootball. I broke a sweat because of the heat not because of the opponent"
Bogdan Lobonţ (Ajax Amsterdam)

"This match reminded me of games in the school yard"
Adrian Mutu (Juventus Torino)

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I saw the match and the second half was an absolute joke, everytime they showed an Andorra player you saw the spitting towards a Romanian player. They dived every other minute for no apparent reason, screamed like maniacs, made obscene gestures and played no football whatsoever. It was a joke. Too bad they barely have any points to be deducted because FIFA should definitely punish them somehow.

untouchable
18-08-2005, 04:14:AM
Who?

$teauA
18-08-2005, 04:19:AM
Who?

For the less educated

http://www.uefa.com/footballEurope/countries/country=AND/Association=60618/index.html
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/worldguide/destinations/europe/andorra/

Hopeunited
18-08-2005, 04:19:AM
lol Andorra... who cares man leave em. Those workers are just trying to make the best of their chance of meeting real soccer stars. They'll never go as close as winning a game in a UEFA qualification tournament (unless they meet San Marino, maybe)... they'll just stay in their Pyranees and farm.

was the score 0-2?

Run DMB
18-08-2005, 04:20:AM
"And people call us gypsies"
Răzvan Raţ (Shakhtar Donetsk)
(H)

$teauA
18-08-2005, 04:21:AM
lol Andorra... who cares man leave em. Those workers are just trying to make the best of their chance of meeting real soccer stars. They'll never go as close as winning a game in a UEFA qualification tournament (unless they meet San Marino, maybe)...

was the score 0-2?

Yeah Romania led 2-0 at HT and won 2-0.

I know I should just forget about it but it pisses me off and even more because I actually watched the match and felt like killing myself watching that second half.

$teauA
18-08-2005, 04:22:AM
(H)

I had a feeling you were gonna quote that (H), you bastard

Hopeunited
18-08-2005, 04:22:AM
Yeah Romania led 2-0 at HT and won 2-0.

I know I should just forget about it but it pisses me off and even more because I actually watched the match and felt like killing myself watching that second half.
well I guess those cheap mountain fruits managed to take away some of Romania's concentration in the 2nd half. :boohoo:

Bobby
18-08-2005, 04:36:AM
Andorra for CONCACAF! :rockman:

Now that's what we call football

thetrooper37
18-08-2005, 04:54:AM
That's pretty damn pathetic. They didn't injure anyone, did they?

Help?
18-08-2005, 05:07:AM
Just watching the game, i am sorry but it's frigin hilarious. One minute and Andorra guy kicks a romanian player in the leg, with no intention of getting the ball and other rolls around on the ground for a minute for no reason. Just in second half, the ref should have give 25 minutes of injury time. lol

IceBlu
18-08-2005, 05:44:AM
I just finished watching the game. F*ck Andorra ... complaining, falling easily, whining just about anything, making tackles when they were in no position to win the ball amongst many other things.

Terrible. I'm glad Mutu and Chivu didn't pick up injuries.... Chivu especially since he has a glass foot of sorts.

At least Romania won... thats the only positive to come out of this pathetic encounter.

yoyo913
18-08-2005, 05:54:AM
Icey for Romania in 2006 !

$teauA
18-08-2005, 06:11:AM
Andorra for CONCACAF! :rockman:

Now that's what we call football

Hahahaha that would be fantastic :D

As for our chances Horatiu they were slim before the match and they still are, we should have gotten some points from the Holland double that was our hope but we didn't now only a miracle will help us qualify and Im afraid to say I don't see a miracle coming :(.

PS: fortunately there were no injuries

yoyo913
18-08-2005, 06:20:AM
f*cking hagi


:D


i know alex... we have no chance of making it

TheBlueBalla
18-08-2005, 06:28:AM
(H)
That was the highpoint for me too: usually something doesnt translate so humorously in english but damn :D

Anyway, whats most remarkable about this is the fact that, if they are just part timers and half of them are just there to meet real footballers, why the hell would they care so much? Andorra arent going to qualify for anything, so why would they even try to be such miserable human beings?

Anyway, theyre probably just pissed because they stole Romania's flag and got called out on it. (6)

$teauA
18-08-2005, 06:34:AM
Anyway, theyre probably just pissed because they stole Romania's flag and got called out on it. (6)

that's another reason to f*ck em right there :f***:

modena_10
18-08-2005, 07:38:AM
Terrible. I'm glad Mutu and Chivu didn't pick up injuries.... Chivu especially since he has a glass foot of sorts.


can i get an amen. even the commentators said that juventus and roma should hope that those two come off when the game was well under control.

as i posted in the juve thread, i caught about 10 mins of the second half during the intermission in the italia game and just those 10 mins disgusted me. between the diving, crying like bitches, making obscene gestures, spitting..theres just no place for that in football.

what a classless display, truely disgusted. andorra truely disgraced themselves.

kingmonkey
18-08-2005, 07:40:AM
Andorra is practically Spain, that explains everything.

theo
18-08-2005, 07:56:AM
Catalunia ;).

modena_10
18-08-2005, 07:58:AM
oh yeah and **** andorra for ripping off roma's beautiful jerseys. man did they butcher them.

jackasses :f***:

Vagegast
18-08-2005, 08:08:AM
Why is Andorra even a country?

Crusad3r
18-08-2005, 09:09:AM
Andorra is practically Spain, that explains everything.

They are Andorra 40% spanish 40% catalan 20% french

And you are 100% a prick :)

Joe Star
18-08-2005, 09:12:AM
Coz the Frenchies & the Spanish couldnt decide who should keep that godforsaken piece of mountain land.

Bobby
18-08-2005, 09:23:AM
Charlemagne gave it to them in exchange for fighting the Moors, i think.

::shinji::
18-08-2005, 12:26:PM
you mean Moops

Voltaic Borusse
18-08-2005, 04:22:PM
Razvan Rat... that's such an awesome name.

theo
18-08-2005, 05:25:PM
It's read Ratz not Rat :D.

TheBlueBalla
18-08-2005, 06:19:PM
Damned impressive bit of historical knowledge there, Bobby. Course, you might have wikipedia'd it you crafty bastich

Limberopoulos21
18-08-2005, 06:50:PM
I remeber when Romania played against holland recently, some fans were being a little disrepectful towards the visitors (nothing serious) and I think it was Chivu who got them to stop with some gesture that signified stop acting like morons. Anyways all I have to say is that Romania are class for not letting the Andorran team get to them. They acted the same against Greece during euro qualifiers, very disrespectful players.

faceNside
18-08-2005, 08:24:PM
:| And what reasons could Andorra have for hating Romania that way?

Andorra is practically Spain, that explains everything.

Your nick fits you really well :nape:

SB9Dragon
18-08-2005, 08:30:PM
Luckily I missed the match. I was watching Euro Trip instead. Now that's a quality flick. :jap:

Callum
18-08-2005, 09:11:PM
quality football.

santino
19-08-2005, 02:47:AM
Charlemagne gave it to them in exchange for fighting the Moors, i think.

you mean Moops


memories of the Seinfeld bubble boy episode (H)!!!

panxoman
19-08-2005, 01:48:PM
every romanian would like to be from Andorra in everything but football ...

kingmonkey
19-08-2005, 02:49:PM
They are Andorra 40% spanish 40% catalan 20% french

And you are 100% a prick :)

Vai-te foder mais o Rei de Espanha ó filho da puta. :)

MaSsiVe
19-08-2005, 02:55:PM
:|


:corn:

Crusad3r
19-08-2005, 03:10:PM
Vai-te foder mais o Rei de Espanha ó filho da puta. :)

Man, be calmed i got a yellow card for much less than that :P

faceNside
19-08-2005, 03:39:PM
Yeah, that racist should be straigthly banned.

panxoman
19-08-2005, 10:03:PM
Vai-te foder mais o Rei de Espanha ó filho da puta. :)

and the relation of this with the thread????

yoyo913
19-08-2005, 10:29:PM
what did he say that was so offensive

$teauA
19-08-2005, 10:30:PM
every romanian would like to be from Andorra in everything but football ...

and women and food and you know what? um no.

Kibe Kru
19-08-2005, 10:46:PM
Vai-te foder mais o Rei de Espanha ó filho da puta. :)
haha
classic!

I can't believe he wrote that! but I believe he'd want to offend Crusad3r in spanish?

rofl

IceBlu
19-08-2005, 10:48:PM
can someone translate that :P ?

Elber2k3
20-08-2005, 12:38:AM
Vai-te foder mais o Rei de Espanha ó filho da puta. :)
Isn't it hijo del puta?

josephd18
20-08-2005, 12:46:AM
yes "Hijo DE Puta" but i dont know why he wrote that really.

Bobby
20-08-2005, 12:47:AM
can someone translate that :P ?
i think it means go **** the spanish king you son of a bitch

i could be insanly wrong tho.

josephd18
20-08-2005, 12:48:AM
no. You are insanly right.

Vagegast
20-08-2005, 12:51:AM
Ga de Spaanse koning neuken vieze hoer

Bobby is een klootzaak

$teauA
20-08-2005, 01:19:AM
Ce pula mea ba toti am inceput sa injuram in alte limbi aici? Va fut pa toti.

Kibe Kru
20-08-2005, 01:24:AM
can someone translate that :P ?
It says
"F*ck you AND the king of Spain, you son of a whore"
in portuguese... but it was a nice effort from Bobby...

Run DMB
20-08-2005, 01:26:AM
Maika vi stara!