Sorry, Voltaic Borusse, for using your title, but this is REALLY weird.

Okay, at 10:30AM a couple of days ago I received an SMS from an unknown number: "What are you doing? Hug." (the SMS was in Norwegian, of course).

I answered: "I'm at a friend's house, who are you?".
She: "Oh sorry, I send to the wrong number, but I'm [her name], what's your name?"
Me: "I'm Andreas."
She: "Okay, where are you from? Age?"
Me: "I'm 20 and I just moved to Trondheim, you?"
She: "I'm from Trondheim too actually, but I'm 36"
Me: "Okay :)"
She: "I'm a bit old for you then"
Me: "Yes, you are :)"
She: "Have you ever been with a grown up woman?"
Me: "No, should I have been?"
She: "Well, you know, women over 30 are generally more experienced, we know how to satisfy men in every way."
Me: "Haha okay"
She: "Do you wanna meet me sometime?"
Me: "Sorry, but I don't think so, you're a bit too old for me :)"
(I was trying to be polite:P)
She: "Well, I've had a lover for 3 years now, and he's 11 years younger than me. I'm also into leather (don't know what the English word is, but you know the black leather suits etc.), and I have big boobs."
Me: "Haha sorry, but I don't think that would work."
She: "I can send you some pictures of me if you want to?"
Me: "Haha okay"
(I gave her an old e-mail address I used)
She: "What kind of pictures do you want?"
Me: "Just send some which you think are nice."
Some hours later I got a new SMS. I hadn't received any pictures yet.
She: "What do you look like? I'm 170cm, 60kg and I've got long black hair."
Me: "I'm 181 cm, 67 kg with blonde hair."
She: "Big?"
Me: "Haha, don't know really."
She: "How long is it?"
Me: "Haven't measured"
(I really didn't want to answer this question, but decided to do it if I was to get the pictures. She could have been one hell of a MILF :D)
She: "If you had been here now, I would have sucked your **** until you came in my mouth."

Now I thought, "what the f**k", and I started wondering how f**ked up this woman really was. Either that, or someone was messing with me.

I never answered the last SMS, but today (3 days later), I got 14 megabytes of pictures. And the pictures can't be put here on SoccerGaming, to put it that way... (I don't really think you'd like to see them either, to be honest :nape: )

ah c'mon post the pics, you can't make a thread like this then leave us hanging!? colour over nude areas in photoshop if you have to

Seriously, you don't want to see them.

Some mate of your's probably got a new number........:ewan:

Haha, could be ;)

Wimp. :(

Hah why?

Hah why?


Du skal ikke tage dig af ham Andreas, han er en spasser. (C)

Jeg forstår (C)

C'mon, post pics. I've seen a lot of nasty stuff in my time. I'm used to it :D

Shes got tits ain't she? Send me some via PM Andreas! (H)

Heh, I'll post some in about an hour, just going to eat first. I'll have to colour over some areas, though, and I'll have to remove them tomorrow, so they won't be available then ;)

haha thats ace (H) It was probably some 78 year old black man with a shrivelled up c*ck wanting a bit of last love before he snuffs it.

haha thats ace (H) It was probably some 78 year old black man with a shrivelled up c*ck wanting a bit of last love before he snuffs it.

The same guy you got with?

The same guy you got with?

No regrets eh phil?

Okay, I really don't want to do this, but f**k it.

Here are a couple, just to let you know what she's about.

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LOL niiiice

can we see the face

hahaha

Haha sorry, no ;)

Haha sorry, no ;)
Privacy is important! (H)

I say you hit it

I concur.

take a chance :D

No f**king way :D

can anyone spot the pimple on her leg

That's an ace encounter. Way better than mine. :(

I agree with everyone else, though. Just hit it, dude. Then finish on the face.

I have certain principles in life ;)

I wouldn't touch that with my 10 foot pole.

I wouldn't touch that with my 10 foot pole.
Glad someone finally sees it with my eyes.

Send her my way brother, I aint choosy...

I'd give you her number, but then she'd probably find out I put this story out on the internet, and she'd probably kill me. She looks like the type of person who could kill someone :(

I don't think she'll mind it even if you put the story on national tv.....if she's the real deal of course ;)

Quite and encounter you have there. (6)

I don't think she'll mind it even if you put the story on national tv.....if she's the real deal of course ;)
When I think about it, maybe you're right. If she's willing to send 14MB's of nude photos (and there were a couple that were far "worse" than the one's I showed you) to a guy she has SMS-ed with for a couple of hours + she has never seen me, she probably wouldn't mind. I hope none of the other Norwegians on this forum know this person, considering most of them are from Trondheim (the city where she lives) :(

If any Norwegians can recognise that chick just from the body without the face shots then I'd run away ;)

Maybe they'll recognise the hair, her furniture etc. Could be their sister :(

you might say you thought she was ugly, and she might be a bit twisted in her head, but admit it...you like it :junior:

I can't exactly say I like it, but it's a pretty funny story, though ;)

I honestly think you were set up though.

I honestly think you were set up though.

for the sake of that chick, me to. One gotta be somewhat disturbed in ones head to do something like that.

Yes, for her own sake, I hope so too.

hahahaha this is amusing

I think you made the right decision not pursuing this. Some crazy bitches out there- some of them are scary too especially them stalker type bitches.

The best thing to do is maybe meet out on the street ( if your that desperate!!) and like my friend said finish in her face in a park somewhere. But bring protection- you know the rusty pen knife type just in case

I think you made the right decision not pursuing this. Some crazy bitches out there- some of them are scary too especially them stalker type bitches.

It might not even be a crazy bitch. For all we know it could be a 45 year old black guy with no interest in the female sex.

I might not even be a crazy bitch. .



You sure? (H)

:amika:

hahaha i just read that and starting laughing not even realizing it was me who posted :funny:



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