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Deisler
20-07-2008, 01:36:AM
Fvck you Donovan :(

Who hired Osorio to begin with. He was supped to be the saviour. He is dead last. Piece of trash.

zlojack
20-07-2008, 01:44:AM
Wow...frustrating match today.

We need a finisher so badly it hurts. We controlled the match and couldn't put them away.

Guevara's penalty miss didn't help either.

Help?
20-07-2008, 03:34:AM
Seems like the story of our season. Just can't put away when needed.



BTW What a great match between Galaxy and Red Bulls. New York should have long won the game and behold in injury time Donovan show ties the game and then hits the post to nearly win it for LA.

newbie original
21-07-2008, 10:50:PM
Yeah, the penalty should have decided the game really......or atleast served as the catalyst(if converted).

Hahaha, Donovan....whataguy!

zlojack
22-07-2008, 01:37:AM
Landon is such a douche...

yoyo913
22-07-2008, 01:49:AM
What did he do?

Help?
22-07-2008, 02:31:AM
Almost single-handedly and undeservably won the game for LA in the dying minutes.

$teauA
22-07-2008, 10:13:PM
So how does that make him a douche? It makes him a very good player as far as I'm concerned.

Anyway, back on topic. Are you guys nervous about the must win tonight? Would be a damn shame if Montreal Impact proved to be the top team in Canada. I want to see Toronto in the CCL so win the damn game!

newbie original
22-07-2008, 11:23:PM
....Are you guys nervous about the must win tonight? Would be a damn shame if Montreal Impact proved to be the top team in Canada. I want to see Toronto in the CCL so win the damn game!

It would be a damn shame indeed. It is going to be a really tough game because Montreal really controls everything. They will feel that they can dictate the pace of the game.

$teauA
23-07-2008, 02:04:AM
wow, that's embarrassing

it sucks that we won't have CCL matches at BMO Field.

rony31
23-07-2008, 04:28:AM
ugh, I was at the game today.. typical TFC game, we had sooo much possession but always tried to be too fancy and passed the ball around needlessly. not gonna lie, the ref was pretty bad and we got a lot of lucky calls for us, and even then we couldn't find the winner. the post near the end and the goal-line scramble that ensued almost gave me a heart attack, then Edu missing that half-breakaway... ugh :(

zlojack
23-07-2008, 05:11:AM
****... worst day of the season. I couldn't speak for at least 30 minutes at the end of the match.

And Landon is not a douche because of his playing ability (which is great) he's a douche because of his vaginal personality.

$teauA
23-07-2008, 06:54:AM
And Landon is not a douche because of his playing ability (which is great) he's a douche because of his vaginal personality.

Oh in that case, most definitely agree.

I still can't believe a USL-1 team is the best team in Canada :|

I know the Impact have a SSS of their own which is actually pretty new and quite nice. Does their atmosphere even come close to matching what is seen at BMO Field week in and week out?

zlojack
23-07-2008, 03:47:PM
No it doesn't.

Too gutted to talk about it... :(

newbie original
23-07-2008, 06:02:PM
Man, I couldn't care less about the damn Impact.......

Help?
23-07-2008, 11:03:PM
To be honest 8 games in 25 days is not a schedule you look forward to. Shouldn't have played those friendlies.

zlojack
23-07-2008, 11:58:PM
Yeah...

Our need for a striker or two that can actually score is glaring.

Hopeunited
24-07-2008, 12:09:AM
Ah what the fack. That 0-1 loss to Vancouver on Canada Day really came back to bite us huge. All those goal-mouth scrambles, should've put one in.

Just get 'er done and bring Patrick Kluivert out of retirement... :p

PS: Maxim how is the ticket search going?

Help?
24-07-2008, 02:27:AM
Ticket searching? I thought you said you got financial difficulties?

Brienza
24-07-2008, 04:41:AM
Forza Montreal Impact Campione Campione O O O O O O O O

Who Are These Posers From Toronto?

Are You Toronto Fc Or Toronto Lynx In Disguise?

Allez Allezzzzz Impact!!!!!!!! Siamo Campione Canadese Che Cazzo Siete Voi!!!!!!!!!

$teauA
24-07-2008, 05:28:AM
Forza Montreal Impact Campione Campione O O O O O O O O

Who Are These Posers From Toronto?

Are You Toronto Fc Or Toronto Lynx In Disguise?

Allez Allezzzzz Impact!!!!!!!! Siamo Campione Canadese Che Cazzo Siete Voi!!!!!!!!!

Haha for some reason I found this funny (H)

allez allezzzzzz

what a douche (H)

newbie original
24-07-2008, 01:43:PM
My hatred for the Montreal Canadiens just went up several notches!

...Who Are These Posers From Toronto?...

Posters From Toronto!

zlojack
24-07-2008, 03:31:PM
Forza Montreal Impact Campione Campione O O O O O O O O

Who Are These Posers From Toronto?

Are You Toronto Fc Or Toronto Lynx In Disguise?

Allez Allezzzzz Impact!!!!!!!! Siamo Campione Canadese Che Cazzo Siete Voi!!!!!!!!!

Why are you speaking Italian to cheer for Montreal?

Vafanculo, testa di cazzo...

Montreal will always be the retarded stepbrother of Toronto because of idiots like this.

thetrooper37
04-08-2008, 06:47:AM
Christ what the hell was this? 2 red cards and an injury? I can't wait for next game...:rolleyes:

rony31
05-08-2008, 12:12:AM
our TRAINER got sent off? what the **** happened there?!

thetrooper37
05-08-2008, 04:59:AM
^ oh **** yeah I forgot about that one...

rony31
24-08-2008, 08:38:PM
Thanks for everything Edu :(

Hopeunited
24-08-2008, 11:21:PM
I doubt Mo Edu's chances of making it at Rangers... What do you guys think?

All these player movements and the old guys becoming ****e is killing our season. Still a slim chance of making the playoffs I guess.

zlojack
25-08-2008, 01:59:PM
I hope Ruiz can score. We've had so many chances and no one has been able to do anything with them lately.

newbie original
26-08-2008, 08:35:AM
Ton of player movement really.....can;'t be helping the lack-of-goals situation....may even be causing it.

Deisler
26-08-2008, 10:46:PM
3 - 0 To Houston. Learn rookies learn (H)

newbie original
27-08-2008, 11:57:PM
Surprising given Houston's recent form.......

thetrooper37
05-10-2008, 02:50:AM
3-1 against Red Bull! :D

Help?
22-03-2009, 11:19:PM
Good start to the season! Let's hope De Rosario contributes like this for the whole season. Columbus next and i'll be there watching!

rony31
23-03-2009, 01:11:AM
Arnaud's goals were ******* lethal, what did he eat yesterday. Luckily we held on for our first season opening victory, great game. Serioux and Harmse had a good game at the back. DeRo was a beast, him and Guevara should be a great attacking duo for us. Shame about the penalty miss though, stained a fantastic debut for him.

zlojack
23-03-2009, 01:38:AM
Arnaud's goals were ******* lethal, what did he eat yesterday. Luckily we held on for our first season opening victory, great game. Serioux and Harmse had a good game at the back. DeRo was a beast, him and Guevara should be a great attacking duo for us. Shame about the penalty miss though, stained a fantastic debut for him.
Even with the penalty miss, he had a great game.

I can't wait until next week! I'll be in Columbus. (Y)

thelordspawn
23-03-2009, 02:02:AM
Tfc *clap clap* t o r *clap clap* o n t *clap clap* oooooooooooooooooooooh

tfc *clap clap* t o r *clap clap* o n t *clap clap* oooooooooooooooooooooh!!!

Lol tfc ftw

Arnau
23-03-2009, 06:25:PM
Arnaud's goals were ******* lethal, what did he eat yesterday.

paella (H)

Help?
27-03-2009, 11:27:PM
Got a chance to wish Dwayne De Rosario goodluck against Columbus. Who else besides me, Hope and Jack going to be there tomorrow?

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3849/dsc00327b.th.jpg (http://img11.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00327b.jpg)

rony31
29-03-2009, 02:09:AM
Who was Carver yelling "SHUSH" to as soon as the final whistle went? A solid away point against the defending champs, brilliant lobbing header by Padula (H)

rony31
29-03-2009, 04:11:PM
Sounders are 2-0-0 with 5GF and 0GA... Cant wait for next week's game (H)

thelordspawn
30-03-2009, 12:30:AM
do any channels show TFC games in HD?

rony31
30-03-2009, 10:19:PM
CBC, Sportsnet and The Score all have HD channels with Rogers, so whenever they started broadcasting games, we'll have TFC in HD. As of right now, Gol TV doesn't though.

zlojack
30-03-2009, 11:56:PM
Who was Carver yelling "SHUSH" to as soon as the final whistle went? A solid away point against the defending champs, brilliant lobbing header by Padula (H)
The Crew supporters. It was awesome (Y)

Then he came down towards us and pumped his fists, which was even more awesome!

sens&soccerfan
01-04-2009, 02:54:AM
ha ha

i had to wear the jersey today, to rep my boys, even if one "supporters" had to spoil it for the rest.

thelordspawn
01-04-2009, 07:33:PM
CBC, Sportsnet and The Score all have HD channels with Rogers, so whenever they started broadcasting games, we'll have TFC in HD. As of right now, Gol TV doesn't though.

cool thanks i get all those in HD :)

rony31
04-04-2009, 08:22:PM
Windy ass day in Toronto for the opener. Should be good.

thetrooper37
04-04-2009, 09:59:PM
fking Seattle. Why couldn't we manage to build a proper team our first season as well? This is bull****.

rony31
04-04-2009, 11:29:PM
They are for real. Handled the conditions a LOT better than we did. Our attack was non-existent, not the best homecoming for DeRo. And this Vitti guy looks horrible so far.

newbie original
05-04-2009, 12:10:AM
...not the best homecoming for DeRo.....

After the first 3 games, he has been simply awful.:sleep:

zlojack
05-04-2009, 05:18:PM
We got schooled.

Vitti looked good to me today. Lots of chances and dangerous play. He'll get there. Barrett needs some work, he's been invisible.

Help?
05-04-2009, 06:32:PM
Hey Jack, when will you guys be selling the Montreal trip tickets for June 17?

zlojack
06-04-2009, 12:27:AM
Hey Jack, when will you guys be selling the Montreal trip tickets for June 17?
Not sure. Watch for it on our board.

goal_machine84
07-04-2009, 05:56:AM
Hey guys...have a quick question.

I am looking to get Setanta Sports and was wondering how good is it coverage wise for English,Italian, Spanish leagues and Champions League.Anything else will be a nice bonus. I had a preview of it but could not watch it for more than a few days as I didn't realise it was there and I came to know about it too late :(

I don't watch much tv but would love to pay for some good footie coverage. I know Sportsnet,TSN,Score have coverage but its weird. There is one match on Sunday at 11 and any other game on Saturday randomly else its ***ing curling/poker.

Thanks :)

zlojack
07-04-2009, 01:04:PM
Setanta shows English and French footy. I'm not sure about CL as I'm usually at work for the mid-week matches.

GolTV has Spanish and German as well as South American and TFC games.

rony31
07-04-2009, 03:32:PM
Yup, Setanta shows CL games from what I know.

newbie original
07-04-2009, 04:36:PM
..Sportsnet,TSN,Score have coverage but its weird. There is one match on Sunday at 11 and any other game on Saturday randomly else its ***ing curling/poker....

NO!!! There is a definite structure to what games those 3 channels show:

TSN, and TSN2, show Champions League games on Tues and Wed. Replays are shown at midnight EST on TSN. Not sure about when or if TSN2 shows replays.

Sportsnet shows one EPL game on Sat. morning at 10:00 a.m. Sportsnet shows the "Setanta Sports Game of the Day" on Sat evenings at 7:00 p.m.

The Score shows one of the two EPL games on Sundays, at 11:00 a.m..

As for your Setanta Sports, they show EPL, CL and French Ligue 1 games, as well as some Scottish League games and some Coca-Cola Championship games. They do not show any Italian or Spanish League games. FSW Canada shows the Italian League, GOL TV shows the Spanish and German Leagues and some other channel(I don't know the name) shows Portuguese League games.

thelordspawn
07-04-2009, 11:55:PM
im pissed their is no CL games in HD i ahve aHD reciever and still stuck watchning footy in SD so annoying.

only time i get to see a match in HD is on Score HD sundays sometimes shows HD matches live other than that nothing.

Most popular sport in world by far and not even in HD yet.

goal_machine84
10-04-2009, 02:51:AM
Thanks guys. Think I will go for Setanta for now. GolTV can wait.

@newbie: I was referring to the randomness of their choice of matches that they show, not the time at which it is broadcast. Its a good coverage in the sense that they don't care much about football and we should be happy they show these few games.

rony31
12-04-2009, 12:48:AM
I think that's quite enough of Chad Barrett to be honest... I mean sure, he tries hard, but come on. That header in front of a wide open net while under no pressure whatsoever that went 5 feet wide pretty much cost us the extra 2 points today.

zlojack
12-04-2009, 12:53:AM
That game felt like a punch in the balls today.

I kept saying to my buddy when we missed all those chances that it would bite us in the a$$

It did.

My only consolation is that it wasn't Cunny who scored.

newbie original
12-04-2009, 11:06:PM
Dallas did next to nothing yet wound up with a point! Missed chances, like you said, were the reason...

rony31
13-04-2009, 01:59:AM
I guess that's karma for our point at Columbus? :(

rony31
20-04-2009, 12:59:AM
Serioux bundles one home just before HT, deserved really, 2-0 for Dallas would have been unfair on us. DeRo and Guevara look lethargic out there, they need to get their **** together. Especially DeRo, HORRIBLE giveaway leading to that 2nd goal. That and Barrett really needs to take a hike, enough is enough. Keeper nowhere in sight and he manages to poke it into the defender's chest from 5 yards out... pathetic.

rony31
20-04-2009, 02:07:AM
Bitter loss to swallow :( ******* piece of **** Kenny Cooper, how I hate you.

thetrooper37
20-04-2009, 03:20:AM
OK I only watched the 2nd half and that was some lame ass ****. So disappointing to see us lose in the 83rd minute (I think it was?) from some **** penalty. I mean, the ref didn't really have a choice but it's not like the ball was even going anywhere....the guy just kind of flicked it up and it hit the defender's arm.

rony31
23-04-2009, 05:41:AM
We take only 1 of 6 points against a **** team like Dallas but put in an amazing team performance and beat the best team in MLS 1-0... Must have been the weather (H)

rony31
27-04-2009, 12:01:AM
Carver resigns for "personal reasons"... We win 1-0 anyway, Dichio back on the scoresheet. I've always said Vitti is complete **** but he looked decent today, good dribbler... no finish though.

$teauA
27-04-2009, 02:50:AM
What the hell does "personal reasons" mean? Don't the fans deserve more than that?

rony31
27-04-2009, 03:06:AM
"It was well known that Carver was often frustrated with the way things were done in MLS, such as the salary cap and the roster size. He also had several run-ins with referees and the league's disciplinary committee, which most recently fined him $750 for criticizing the officials after the Reds' 3-2 loss to Dallas last weekend."

To be honest, that would be a greedy ******* reason to leave a team 1 day before a match. The coaches did a good job in running the team today, but we'll have to wait and see whether or not Mo gets a new manager for the rest of the season.

zlojack
27-04-2009, 05:07:AM
Personal reasons for real. I think health reasons.

Vitti has been hurt, Rony. He's only recently taken off the knee brace and is starting to round into form. He looked good today. If he could finish those moves, do you think he'd be in MLS? :D

thetrooper37
27-04-2009, 06:13:AM
What the ****? Are you serious? Just when we were starting to look a decent team...

zlojack
27-04-2009, 01:03:PM
We are looking better without Carver than with him so far.

thetrooper37
27-04-2009, 05:50:PM
^ It's only been one game though :S

zlojack
27-04-2009, 06:41:PM
^ It's only been one game though :S
It's really been two. On Wednesday he was already pretty much out of the picture in terms of running the on-field stuff.

rony31
28-04-2009, 06:39:AM
Hey Jack, how about hooking me up with some free tickets sometime soon?

Is Valentina 18 yet? (H)

zlojack
28-04-2009, 01:22:PM
Hey Jack, how about hooking me up with some free tickets sometime soon?

Is Valentina 18 yet? (H)
Free?

I can hook you up with tickets, but I'm not sure about the "free" part.

No, she's not 18 yet, but I am getting my gun license (H)

rony31
29-04-2009, 06:59:PM
Remind me to stay away then (H)

OK, maybe not free... I remember you hooking me up with those DC United tickets during the inaugural season, they were like $70 each and they were like 5 rows from the field, I wanted to kiss you.

zlojack
29-04-2009, 07:01:PM
I'm soooo glad that never happened (H)

Anyway, if you want tickets I'm pretty sure we can get you some for face value.

Just let me know when you want to come down.

rony31
29-04-2009, 07:34:PM
Wicked, will do bud. Definitely wanna come down to a few games this summer

rony31
03-05-2009, 12:03:AM
Jack, was that you with the cowboy hat standing on that wooden platform in front of the supporter's section, leading the TFC choir at today's game? (H)

Another tough point against the Crew, we just cant beat the ****ers. Didn't play too well, DeRo came close a few times but we didn't play well enough for the 3 points, so cant complain. Cummins 2-0-1?

newbie original
03-05-2009, 01:19:AM
Dropped points in games against struggling teams will end up being vital. They're there for the taking....this sort of team needs to be put away.

zlojack
03-05-2009, 05:12:AM
Jack, was that you with the cowboy hat standing on that wooden platform in front of the supporter's section, leading the TFC choir at today's game? (H)

Another tough point against the Crew, we just cant beat the ****ers. Didn't play too well, DeRo came close a few times but we didn't play well enough for the 3 points, so cant complain. Cummins 2-0-1?
Not me, but one of my good friends.

It was tough not to put them away, but three games undefeated is alright.

bybuti
03-05-2009, 10:16:AM
Jack, it seems you won here too. :D

Congratulations for both teams man. (Y)

Eoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoe esto es un chorreo!!!! (H)

rony31
10-05-2009, 02:34:AM
Marvell Wynne may be my favourite player, but his ******* massive hands cant keep costing us points like this... heart breaking, AGAIN :(

zlojack
10-05-2009, 02:38:AM
What a game. Despite the tough late penalty, there was a lot of positive stuff in this one.

I like the way the team is going and DeRo was a monster tonight!

kp40
10-05-2009, 03:18:AM
how's your team position at the moment?

zlojack
10-05-2009, 03:23:AM
how's your team position at the moment?
Second place in the Eastern Conference and fourth overall, pending further results.

kp40
10-05-2009, 04:03:AM
In fifa 09 demo I always played with your team against Milan, Real and Chelsea.

yoyo913
11-05-2009, 08:24:AM
Lolz thats amazing!!

Run DMB
14-05-2009, 05:31:AM
If we tie you guys this Saturday, I'm going to strangle a kitten. If Chad Barrett scores on us, I'll do it in front of schoolchildren.

Mikey_Due
14-05-2009, 09:15:AM
If we tie you guys this Saturday, I'm going to strangle a kitten. If Chad Barrett scores on us, I'll do it in front of schoolchildren.

haha you haven't changed.

zlojack
14-05-2009, 01:25:PM
If we tie you guys this Saturday, I'm going to strangle a kitten. If Chad Barrett scores on us, I'll do it in front of schoolchildren.
LOL

Barrett scored a really nice goal last night against the Limp Act.

rony31
14-05-2009, 04:47:PM
I had 2 free tickets for last night's game waiting for me at some bar but didn't end up going... To think I could have seen Barrett score a decent goal against those French ****s.

zlojack
14-05-2009, 04:50:PM
Highlight of the night was when their douchebag striker Rocco Placentino scored and ran over to the south end to shush us only to be called for offside.

Then DeRo ran over to him and shushed him :D

Instant legend status for DeRo :D

yoyo913
14-05-2009, 06:58:PM
haha you haven't changed.


Uhhh..... 2 posts?




Is DeRo playing settled in now and good? Haven't seen the last couple of games.

pasion1
27-07-2009, 01:06:AM
Any other torontonians still hanging in this board?
TFC fell to 9th, out of playoff contention for now. But it's so tight that a win would get them up to 4th, 5th again.

Wednesday's the biggest game in club history. BMO expected to be sold out for that too. (champs league qualifier)

newbie original
27-07-2009, 02:00:AM
The first and third goals were the result of terrible defending.

rony31
27-07-2009, 06:26:AM
The result of Velez back in the starting XI.

pasion1
27-07-2009, 05:37:PM
Velez is horrible. It shocks me that he's even a professional player. But he's not as bad as Boyens. Still, I love watching TFC :D

I wonder who'll start on monday. Apparently Serioux might miss the game (he's day to day at this time). That would be a huge blow. If TFC make it past this playoff round, Im definitely going to all the games I can for the group stage.

$teauA
28-07-2009, 10:35:PM
Game gonna be sold out on Wednesday?

rony31
28-07-2009, 11:03:PM
Wednesday games don't usually have packed stadiums, but it is a huge game, so you never know.

pasion1
29-07-2009, 05:43:AM
I've spoken to many friends and apparently the game is sold out.
A lot of people have been trying to get tickets. I myself tried a few days back and only found the most expensive available (100$ +)


Really excited for this, but TFC is fielding a team without Guevara and Serioux. Those are huge losses.

thetrooper37
29-07-2009, 06:08:AM
Serioux is basically the ****. That guy sweeps up everything in defence. If he ****s up, you know the whole team is ****ed.

pasion1
29-07-2009, 03:30:PM
Couldnt have said it better myself. lol.

rony31
30-07-2009, 01:15:AM
As expected, I'm seeing tons of empty seats.

newbie original
30-07-2009, 01:31:AM
Going deep(er) in this tournament would draw a larger crowd...even on Wednesdays.

rony31
30-07-2009, 02:06:AM
With our stale attack, that doesn't seem likely. I don't get why Cummins keeps pressing wing-play, we don't have any natural wingers. For ****s sake, Chad Barrett's playing on the left. You can imagine how that's going.

rony31
30-07-2009, 02:32:AM
0-1. WTF was Frei doing.

pasion1
30-07-2009, 02:34:AM
I know. What a mistake. You felt they were bound to **** up (defense/frei)

Btw, think its sold out. TFC games usually start off a bit empty, just cause fans are off buying food lol.

pasion1
30-07-2009, 02:36:AM
these USL teams really piss me off. But that's football.
Cronin's not playing too badly. Kind of impressive (for a rookie). Barrett doesnt seem to know what's going on anymore, and DeRo is frustrated as hell.

pasion1
30-07-2009, 02:40:AM
Jeez, if were gonna play like this, you might as well put dichio

pasion1
30-07-2009, 02:59:AM
lol Dicho was funny at the end.

pasion1
30-07-2009, 03:03:AM
FT 0-1 . Still have faith.

$teauA
30-07-2009, 07:12:AM
Islanders will take care of business in Puerto Rico. They are a better team than half the MLS squads.

pasion1
30-07-2009, 07:50:AM
Seems so.
Their goalie is top notch.

newbie original
03-08-2009, 05:10:PM
On Thursday, August 6 Real Madrid will hold an Open Practice, sponsored by OleOle.com that will give fans an additional opportunity to see Madrid and their re-vamped squad of superstars which feature new summer signings Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka.

This will be a unique opportunity to see the full team in their only training session in Toronto at BMO Field, prior to the sold-out game on Friday, August 7.

cfdemarco
08-08-2009, 01:48:AM
Man, you guys got worked in the first half tonight.

rony31
08-08-2009, 03:01:AM
Was anyone honestly expecting any different? Who gives a **** though, WE SCORED! Gala's getting laid tonight. No better pick-up line than "ya I scored against Real tonight, no biggie".

zlojack
11-09-2009, 02:55:PM
Julian De Guzman signs with TFC today!

Also, looks good for getting the grass pitch approved.

yoyo913
12-10-2009, 06:48:AM
How is De Guzman doing? I haven't seen him play yet.

Help?
21-10-2009, 12:10:AM
Saw him play against Real Salt Lake and he had some great touches. Seemed a bit lazy at times and a bit careless with his passing, but overall, he is definietly helping the team.

$teauA
25-10-2009, 07:50:PM
seriously guys?

Deisler
26-10-2009, 03:22:PM
They were playing against the current Westen Conference Champs. Some respect please Alex. :p

$teauA
30-10-2009, 07:08:AM
i find it very appropriate there have been no posts by tfc fans since that game. it should stay that way until the start of next season.

yoyo913
30-10-2009, 07:07:PM
Or it could be because this thread only gets 2 posts per month. And Zlojack is nowhere to be seen.

$teauA
31-10-2009, 06:36:AM
Or it could be because this thread only gets 2 posts per month. And Zlojack is nowhere to be seen.

Shhhh...