http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=442822&CPID=8&clid=8&lid=2&title=Johnson+fails+in+toilet+theft

summary: Glenn Johnson and Ben May are too poor to afford a toilet seat and some taps, so they decided to steal it.

LAWL!!!!!

That's who Roman saves his money on.

Pennant is off the hook.

Glen Johnson is officially the dumbest player in the league.

hahah i loled when i saw that on the news. ooh my.

Sure, I loved him once. But that...that was a long time ago.

If I was Portsmouth I'd terminate his loan for that. What a dimwit.

lol how stupid do you have to be?

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haha, i cant believe it

I wish them good sh**ting!

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Thank you. It was eating away at me.

lol how stupid do you have to be?

Obviously as stupid as Glenn Johnson is!:)

Haha, what a dumb****.

Pun intended. (H)

poor glen johnson.

(H)

A toilet seat of all things as well.

haha, i love hearing anything bad involving chelsea just makes my day a bit better

How did he plan to sneak a toilet seat out of a hardware store! under his vest? wtf talk about worlds dumbest criminals.

lol, too much spending to afford a toilet

Legends !!!!! :D

Maybe they did it for the sake of the challenge? (H)

lol I hope he aint steallin sh!t anymore:amika:

I still can't comprehend this...the guy must have some mental disorder. When you're a pro soccer player in the premier league, I highly doubt that you can't afford a toilet seat. He could probably buy a new one every week and it wouldn't hurt his bank account.

maybe a drunken bet , i'd love to have seen footage how the **** can you smuggle a toilet out of a store.

And to think I actually thought the guy would become big :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: