Arsenal v Fulham
Emirates Stadium, Ashburton Grove
Sunday Aug 12
1200 BST


First of 20 London derbies this season
Fulham have never won at any of Arsenal's four home grounds (Plumstead Common, Manor Ground, Highbury, or the Emirates Stadium)
Arsenal embark on a record setting 82nd consecutive top flight season
Several players will make their debuts
Brian McBride is Fulham's new captain, Kolo Toure will captain Arsenal in Gilberto's absence.
McBride was Fulham's leading scorer last season with 12, 9 in the league. Robin van Persie was Arsenal's leading scorer hitting 13, 11 in the league.
Referee: Phil Dowd (Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire)
Last season at Arsenal: Arsenal 3-1 Fulham (Julio Baptista 4, Emmanuel Adebayor 84, Gilberto 87 pen; Simon Davies 74) Ref: Mark Clattenburg, Apr 29 07


I don't think we'll lose since we have no English players and only England lose to Northern Ireland.

Thought Gallas was new captain?

Thought Gallas was new captain?

No, they got angry letters. He's 4th captain.

Who's third?

Oh dammit, Gallas IS captain. ******* hell, unbelievable!

Arsène Wenger has confirmed that William Gallas will captain Arsenal during the coming season.

The centre back, who joined from Chelsea less than a year ago, will be supported by vice-captains Gilberto and Kolo Toure on the pitch while Jens Lehmann will have a role off it.

Speaking to Arsenal TV Online on Thursday lunchtime the Arsenal manager outlined the reason for the change. Wenger is in charge of a very young squad this term so he needs to use every scrap of experience.

“[The captain] will be William Gallas,” he said. “There will also be two vice-captains, Kolo Toure and Gilberto.

“I feel centre back is always the best position to lead on the pitch and it is Gallas who has more experience at the back. But Gilberto has always been a great captain and Kolo Toure has a stature too.

“Aswell I made a decision that I want all those experienced players, along with Jens Lehmann, to be involved off the pitch. Players like Jens and Gilberto can play the role of a club captain. They can have a very strong impact mentally on the team. I want them to take on that responsibility.”

sh*t.

He was gonna hand in a transfer request unless they made him Captain. This comes after Gallas threatens to quit Arsenal because, in his words," They have no ambition".

Who in their right mind would make this donkey a club captain?

I personally think Wenger is one or two moves from the funny farm. He just loaned Djourou to Birmingham.

Arsenal 2-0

and for the sake of my dodgy top scorer bet
Van Persie x2

First of 20 London derbies this season
:funny: This is why EPL derbies are so weak compared to others throughout Europe.

1-0, goal by van Persie

that was some surprise when i read Gallas is going to be the captain this year. really bad decision. wasnt Gilberto praised as a captain last year? Wenger has to have a talented french asshole on the team, i guess :).

NOthing against arsenal, but because four american players play for Fulham, and one of them is captain. I have to say, fulham to win.. 1-0

:funny: This is why EPL derbies are so weak compared to others throughout Europe.

1-0, goal by van Persie

Liverpool - Everton
Man Utd - Man City
Arsenal - Tottenham
Villa - Birmingham

None are weak.

Liverpool - Everton
Man Utd - Man City
Arsenal - Tottenham
Villa - Birmingham

None are weak.

noone outside of England gives a **** about those games.

noone outside of England gives a **** about those games. Lmfao. Most of Asia will watch the Manchester derby for a start mate. And your telling me nobody outside of England will care about Arsenal vs Chelsea ? Look at the people posting in this thread, then look at their nationalities, and see who cares about English derby's. Think before you type.

noone outside of England gives a **** about those games.

To be honest, I don't really give a **** about any derby match that doesn't involve my team. Real - Barca is just a great game to watch for me.

Most people in England don't give a **** about the derbies excluding their teams. They don't have a stigma of self-importance about them.

noone outside of England gives a **** about those games.

But who gives a toss what anyone outside England thinks about the EPL anyway?
:mexican:

Lmfao. Most of Asia will watch the Manchester derby for a start mate. And your telling me nobody outside of England will care about Arsenal vs Chelsea ? Look at the people posting in this thread, then look at their nationalities, and see who cares about English derby's. Think before you type.

where do you see Arsenal vs Chelsea in his post? i was refering to the fact that his list wasnt exactly a good statement against Sevillista's post. to be honest, the Villa - Birmingham one was just out of this world, the rest are okay, but that one? atleast i know of one more english derby now, but seriously, people will **** their pants laughing if i tell them thats a derby :D.

Sean Denny, yeah i know what you mean, although i enjoy all the big derbies. it probably has more to do with my different usage/understanding of the word derby compared to what its supposed to mean. to me, Villa - Birmingham means 2 ****ty teams playing, and i'd never consider it a derby. to me it means an important game, a big game.

those derbies are nothing compared to the big ones in Europe. Inter-Milan, Roma-Nazio, Betis-Sevilla, Celtic-Rangers, PSV-FC Eindhoven etc.

and Drvar. You interpret the word derby wrong then...

noone outside of England gives a **** about those games.

Judging from the league's latest international TV deal, I'd say differently.

a lot of tension and homerism around these parts, man. Y'alls need to chill.



<--------------Look who's talkin'.........I know, I know.

those derbies are nothing compared to the big ones in Europe. Inter-Milan, Roma-Nazio, Betis-Sevilla, Celtic-Rangers, PSV-FC Eindhoven etc.

and Drvar. You interpret the word derby wrong then...
Exactly. Each London team has eight derby matches this season. They simply can't hold the same weight as the derbies in other countries. That's not to say that they're not exciting matches.

and Drvar. You interpret the word derby wrong then...

i know, its used differently in my language. i get that its supposed to mean same city games, but we dont have those here, the cities are too small :p.

Exactly. Each London team has eight derby matches this season. They simply can't hold the same weight as the derbies in other countries. That's not to say that they're not exciting matches.




Of the 5 London area clubs in the prem right now.....(hell even when Charlton was still around) Interms of sheer warlike competitiveness and importance, of those 5/6, probably only two (Hammers a third this season, I suppose...we need to sweep those ****ers) of those really matter....atleast to me anyway as an Arse fan living far abroad....can't speak for the locals who are going to games week in and week out, even going so far as to bust their asses to travel to the away games, of course. I mean, the challenge that our local area rivals pose to us is always immense, but that doesn't mean that I'm getting my dick as hard for a Fulham/Charlton game, as I am for a Spurs/Chelsea one, man.


Anyway, I definitely understand where yer coming from, man. The bottomless number of rivals in London that are so bunched up together does kinda trivialize and water down the significance of the term 'Derby" somewhat.

I personally think Wenger is one or two moves from the funny farm. He just loaned Djourou to Birmingham.



WTF? This makie no sense whatsoever, man. So you mean to tell me that our only cover at the DC spot now is Phil? Or do we have someone else capable of playing in the middle? I hope that it's not a year long loan, man....sheesh.

Also, does the ANC hold their qualification matches around the same time that they have their tourney? I hope to GOD NO, man. 'Cause come winter, we's gonna get buttsexed vigorously on the defensive end.

Liverpool - Everton
Man Utd - Man City
Arsenal - Tottenham
Villa - Birmingham

None are weak.

Toon - Mackems (H)

Liverpool - Man United.

WTF? This makie no sense whatsoever, man. So you mean to tell me that our only cover at the DC spot now is Phil? Or do we have someone else capable of playing in the middle? I hope that it's not a year long loan, man....sheesh.

Also, does the ANC hold their qualification matches around the same time that they have their tourney? I hope to GOD NO, man. 'Cause come winter, we's gonna get buttsexed vigorously on the defensive end.

It's a half season loan.

Sanga, Gilberto and Hoyte can play center back. But they aren't the best there.

Sanga,

Sagna
Sagna
Sagna
Sagna
Sagna

Toon - Mackems (H)

Sunerland have to prove they are a Premiership club yet (H)

*can't beleive I left out one of the most passionate.





And the big derbies pointed out, they are exactle that. Between the big clubs with huge teams.

We should just make this the "The prem is back" thread. I'm feeling pretty hyper today. Been up since 7 and already been out to buy a chair... and now just hovering between TV and PC waiting for the big kick off.

As a Newcastle fan I am almost conditioned to know such a sense of anticipation normally leads to great disapointment, so we'll probably get toppled by Bolton.

^^LOLzer.....a dash of contained excitement mixed in with a whole lot of pessimism....I like that.


I'm just bummed out because I thought that our game was this morning.....WTF? I had an awesome dream of us 6-Nilling Fulham last night, man.....what a waste.


Anyway, what's Bent doing on the bench? Shouldn't he be starting or something?


I also wanna see that kid that's supposed to be Germany's answer to Cristiano in the second half, man

bit of a cagey game so far but it's getting better

one more thing LOL@ that redheaded defender for Sunderland and his bowl cut.....I'd hit that......what a looker!!

McShane?

Sunderlands strikers are shocking! Stokes is absolutely terrible.. :(

^^ yeah, I think that's his name....his HAWTness is ridiculously intense, man.


oh, check it out! It looks like Manure dumped their waste product into the hands of Sunderland.....I hope to God that they didn't have to pay for 'em or something, 'cause that kid is pure rubbish....hurhurhur.....he's been an up-and-coming prospect for the last decade or so now, man.......when is he ever gonna prove his worth?

CHOPRA, CHOPRA, CHOPRA.........seduce me like a coBRA.......yer no longer a zeBRA....that oughta raise yer auRA......now that is my mantRA........woot!

You're a talented man, Yoss.

AND IT'S THERE..........woot!

Yes!! :D Sunderland 1 - 0 Spurs

Full time (H)

Haha. Chopra > Bent.

Get in Rocky, son! Although it gave Sunderland the win, kind of delighted for Chops :S

the Spurs forwards were just simply unable to contend with that redhead and his searingly gorgeous good looks.....he was just too intense and incendiary for em, man.

Anyway. I really like the makeup of this Sunderland side, man. They've certainly got their manager's relentless energy, tenacity and overall fortitude, man....I like that a lot.

McShane motm.

Richardson is sh*t.
first game for a new club? come off it dude, give him some slack for once ffs

Got carried away.

But he really is sh*t.

Anyway, great result for Sunderland.. They should enjoy first place in the prem for a few hours (H)

man, I'm really digging the look of this City side.....very expansive and attack-minded soccer.....they're considerably direct and aggressive.....excellent playing style anyway, man

what a pretty through ball........

Nice run/pass (even though i think he meant to shoot)

1-0 City

^^^ really? Looked like a well placed ball to me, brah.

We are top of the league now :D 2-0 Newcastle

^^^ Bolton is it?

3-0 :eek:

^^mother****er.....why am I not watching that one?

Martins doing all the raping?

F*ck me!!, Dropped Martins off my fantasy team last night for McCarthy ****kkkk

Two goals for Oba... the third was a lucky deflected shot. Nice little close range overhead kick from him to make it 2-0 though.

^^^....coool......couldn't be any happier for Oba, man. I love that kid.

But he really is sh*t.

No he's not, if he was sh*t then he wouldnt have lasted five minutes at United, despite a couple of seasons in the first team. He's got talent and needs a consistent run in the first team to really prove what he can do - just look at when he was at West Brom on loan, he was great for them.

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/236/2007081115gyi0000580129mw0.jpg

2-0 Martins: DailyMotion - Click Here (http://www.dailymotion.com/kingtona/video/4596626)

Haha. I was switching channels and managed to catch the last two Newcastle goals. Didn't expect the third to go in but Jaaskelainen was f*cked by the deflection even though the ball just bounced over his leg.

No he's not, if he was sh*t then he wouldnt have lasted five minutes at United, despite a couple of seasons in the first team. He's got talent and needs a consistent run in the first team to really prove what he can do - just look at when he was at West Brom on loan, he was great for them.



oh noes....dazzy's having a diabetic fit.....quick, someone get 'em his sugar pills.


jk




http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/236/2007

2-0 Martins: DailyMotion - Click Here (http://www.dailymotion.com/kingtona/video/4596626)

thnx, brah.

Haha so far most of Premier League PL predictions are wrong :p

im really liking what I've seen so far from this Noble kid, man. Is he another one of their youth products?

Good amount of flair, agility and technical proficiency to em, man.

Damn....they've also got Bojinov too, man?


Cool...gonna look forward to seeing how well he fairs in the prem, man.

god somebody get zamora off the field.
how many times has he screwed up today?

imo, Bellamy's been far worse.

WTF? Was Petrov punking off Freddie there for a moment?


I ain't diggin that, man.....not cool, brah, NOT COOL!

i am disappointed the loyal gilberto silva didnt get the captain's armband. He led the team very well when henry was out last season.

^^ Yeah, I suppose. But I feel even more sorry for King Kolo...he was more deserving than Gilberto to begin with imo. Don't get me wrong, I like Silva, but he leads only by example and not also by sheer will and force.....he's not a very vocal and commanding personality, you know?



Anyway, I was really impressed by City today, man. Offensively speaking, they're stacked beyond belief. They seem to be solidly reinforced in just about every attacking position, man...their depth chart is remarkable.....sheesh!

WHAT A BLUNDER!!!


shoot me!

Lehmann haha.

I've been gritting and gnashing my teeth since that major ****up, man.....that ain't helpin my panging headache much.........FUCCCCCKKKKKK!

MOTHER****ER!!!...........get in there!

now im all for a good ole shoulder check, but he just completely ran 'em over on that one, man......and right in the box.....anyway, some excellent soccer from Hleb thus far, man.

HLEB!


learn to lift yer shots, DAMNIT!!!!1

Fab match. Fulham are having a slight go at least.

there's a big titted broad on the Fulham end....wearing a very tight fainted green shirt.....so far she's been the only redeeming thing about this game, man


She epitomizes the archetype in what a British bitch should look like for me, man. Very Maternal and nurturing-lookin, and also full figured and just sexually responsive, man.......I want a piece of that soooo badly!

haha we must be the laughing stock of the premiership and rightly so. This is what happens when you have a team of passers.

Wake me up when this is over.


http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/797/relax3bl5.jpg

^^LOLzer.....the chances have been there, brah. It's just the finishing and also good keeping on their end.


So, is it safe to assume that yer not digging this five man midfield?

That nigga Dempsey just entered the game........shieeeet!

That could be Arsenal's problem this year, pass a team to death but not breach the last third.

OH GOD! We're making Superman out of this Fulham keeper.......all these low-to-the-ground kicks that he keeps repelling like a Hockey goalie.......THAT **** HAS GOTTA END, man!!!!

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/1140/stevenharperzt0.jpg

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/3187/patriceyy8.jpg


Pat Rice looks like Stephen Harper......it's true, it's true!

Walcott for Ebola.....I like this!

alright.....time to move on to the next one....I give up.


Fulham have justifiably shutdown shop and we's pretty much ****ed, man.

WHERE'S THE GRAVE DESPERATION? THE URGENCY? INTENSITY AND AGGRESSION?


It ain't there, man....and that's just ******* killing me inside....I'm gonna go beat my meat and grab some grub now, man....this **** is in the books.


EDIT: PENALTY!!!!!.......absolutely undeserved, but I'll happily take the point

HLEB, HLEB, HLEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


my man!!!!!

QUIT passing it back to that clown, DAMNITQ!

man, that 'who are yah, who are yah" chant heard all across the stadiums in the UK is straight up homo and tiresome....they should start incorporating some Native American chants into their routines, yo.....honestly.


anyway....three points.....wooot!

Songtastic (H)

what a screamer by Kapo........sheesh!!!

So that's where he's practicing his soccer now adays, eh? Cool.


CMON B-City!!!

That was some of the worst finishing I've EVER seen. Shocking. Arsenal are in for a tough year if that continues. Cracking match though.

Yeah. Two sides who wanted to win. And another cracking match with Chelsea and Brum.

indeed, indeed. I pray that the Crozilian will deliver us from our terrible finishing woes.

Anyway, I shouldn't be getting all gloomy and overtly pessimistic about just one game, especially the first one of the season, but we've got absolutely no chance at the league.....third at best.

Also, I've been saying this since he first got here, but Lemonhead has gotta go, man......that ******* clown, man.....he makes me want to start up a fight with myself.....honestly.....I want 'em punished.....I want aluminium boy in net on our next match.

I hope dudu boy and Van Persie can play consistently together because that is the only way we will challenge for any trophies imo.

Looks like Wenger is making space for the arrival of our soon to be new king

Carlos Vela

Is that kid on a year long loan, or can we recall 'em by January?

I think hes on a year long-loan, but i suspect wed bring him bk if he was superb out there

lol, Yoss gave up on this game, right at the time when Arsenal were about to turn things around :D .

hurhurhur...*blushes*


Yeah, it's what I do best.....give up.....I was just about to give comfort to my Cock...lubing up and all, and then I thought better of it and sat back down.

I really think van Persie's goal is to rip a hole in the net with his penalties.

Well he certainly did a good job of aiming for the seam in the corner of the net.

Rooney's got a hairline fracture in his foot after ManU's 0-0 draw at Reading. What a horrendous start for United.

Rooney's got a hairline fracture in his foot after ManU's 0-0 draw at Reading. What a horrendous start for United.

Good job they bought Tevez , perfect replacement.

That's England totally ****ed, no Crouch to come in either and save them since he's suspended for the next match.

damn how long is he expected out?

LOL........what a dirty Cocksucker Diouf is, man. Luckily, he's got an even dirtier player in Muntari on the same pitch as 'em today so hopefully he'll get his neck stomped on viciously.

Good attacking game so far, but, as is the norm with this league......CLOWNISH defending.....on both of the goals, man......and James, how the **** do you let a soccer ball go through your stupid ass legs, man? I mean, I could understand a lousy puck, but a Goddamn soccerball?

Unforgivable ****, man, UNFORGIVABLE!!

CMON KANU.....fight through those faggoty shirt tugs.......BE A WARRIOR!

HOLY****! What a rough and dirty game this is....


EDIT: what a throughball, yo......and by KANUUUUUU!.......what speed and composure on that finish, man!!!


anyway, someone is gonna get red carded here, man

Why did we ever let Anelka go?......OH YEAH......22million+ pound reasons....still though, yo. He's ******* awesome.

Boy is this Portsmouth squad unrelentingly aggressive and rough.....from the strikers on down, they tackle with reckless abandon, yo......sheesh!

Boy is King Kanu possessed today, man. What a manly performance from 'em.



DIOUF........SHOULD'VE BEEN REDDED.....that filthy Cocksucker....I hope that he gets his shins and knees done in before this game is over, yo.


BRAAAAten.....CM legend....on the pitch for Bolton......woot!

MY GOODNESS.....whata ******* goal by Janus(I think the J is silent).............Derby is getting drubbed back into the stone ages, man..........wow....three goals down in under 13mins.

man, this Huddlestone kid....he's oozing of class, yo. His brutish figure belies his considerable technical ability, man......*ehm*

it feels as though Derby is playing with 9men or less.......please, lord....relegate them already.

looks like the kid who wanted Robinson's spot in the England squad is getting dicked really hard, man.........sweet!


I can't believe that im saying this, but I hope that they concede another four goals or so in the second half, man.......**** em....any team that allows the Tots to rape and pillage them and makes them look like worldbeaters needs to be Biblically owned to the fullest extent, man.

lmao you just raped this thread man

but yea great game... Bolton horrible this year

Feel terrible for McBride, that's such a nasty injury.

lmao you just raped this thread man
Haha!

I think this topic needs to be layed to rest in peace already!! It was already out of date last week when it became the "day 1 of the prem discussion" place

:crazyboy: crazy times!

Big Sam after the draw with Villa...

"It's disappointing not to create more chances or score but a clean sheet is very important. It's a good platform to build on."


LOLzer.....spoken like a true Italian.....oh wait a minute!......we need more coaches who treat a tie as a two point loss instead of a one point gain, man.

He just irks me tremendously, that fat-faced turd, man. Something about 'em just gets my blood boiling whenever his face is shown on the tv.......he looks like a degenerate and demented farmbeast....the sort of farm animal that you sequester and quarantine from the rest of the herd.

"LOLzer"! (H)

I am once again ass-kissing-ishly envious of your vast vocabulary.

Haha Yoss (H)

this Corluka character just might be better than FM advertised 'em to be, man.....I like his game.

shutting down shop and sitting on a one goal lead=retarded....I hope that City get beaten in the 90th for this second half display, man....hell, even as far back as when they got this one goal lead they've been playing like a bunch of pussies......get out of your own half for once, faggots!!!

Corluka punking off Rio.....atta boy!!

city win 1-0 ****

savage.....already living up to his abominable but apt name.....

someone is getting redded here, man.....I can feel it....a very tense and dirty game here, folks.

*o0o0o0o0 Arsene Wenger, YER A WANKER, YER A WANKER.....0o0o0o0 Arsene Wenger, YER A WANKER, YER A WANKER*


LOLzer@ these Blackburn supporters, man

man, this walcott kid....AGAIN.....FM DOESN'T LIE......horrible composure/finishing......RELAX, mother****er!!!

that koala****er Emerton givin' my boy the dirty once over look.......man, I can't stress this enough. This Blackburn side is playing a barbarous version of American Football out there, man....now I'm all for good, physical soccer, the sort of soccer that might even lead to a bit of blood being shed, but these no good pieces of ****s are just downright depraved and philistine.....their only MO is to break some heads and legs, man......that **** ain't right!!!

that koala****er Emerton givin' my boy the dirty once over look.......man, I can't stress this enough. This Blackburn side is playing a barbarous version of American Football out there, man....now I'm all for good, physical soccer, the sort of soccer that might even lead to a bit of blood being shed, but these no good pieces of ****s are just downright depraved and philistine.....their only MO is to break some heads and legs, man......that **** ain't right!!!
They are just despicable ****s, ******* disgrace I hope my man Flamini tears him a new one

^^indeed.....pleading for that nonpenalty like that.....what a ******* deviant!!

im not liking this, man. We're playing to their strengths and our weaknesses...we're getting intimidated and bossed around all over the pitch.....especially when it comes to deadballs..........and now we just got bailed out by the ref.......from a penalty

LOLzer....they're wolf-whistling at the Crozilian and his sweet ass mullet....gotta love the prem fans and their sense of humor, man.


anyway, LET'S DEAD THIS GAME ALREADY, DAMNIT!

LEHMAN.............LEHMAN...........LEHMAN........ ..LEHMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!


im gonna go vomit now

Obi Mikel is such a scumbag.

what a ruinous clown, man.........:mad:




I demand an inquiry and serious review into the calling of that game, man....NOW!!

wtf kind of call was that

f***, just woke up. What'd I miss today?

CMON ON SPURS.......errrrr??

Oh my God no!!

not this thread again!!

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/580/beggingsy7.jpg

LOLzer.....well, where else do we discuss general EPL **** then?


anyway.....good game so far

excellent hustle by Tevez....turned an innocuous longball into a decent goalscoring chance.

feels as though both teams are content with just the one point here so far, man. We'll see if the second half is any different.


the dude on the Spurs' left FB position is an absolute speed demon.....I really dig his game....very ferocious and unrelenting, man.

Damn Berbatov came close first half.

im in love with Huddlestone.......I mean his game.


He's just so brilliant with the ball, man,......he's too technically proficient to be an Englishman.

just as i compliment 'em, he goes out and gets himself a stupid yellow

Thank god for Nani Shyamalan in the end. Thrawts Spurs' progress and starts ManU on theirs :D

LOLzer@ Fulham and their blundering goalkeepers.....they bench that baldheaded pantload for his disasterous keeping ways and replace 'em with this bleached blond haired cat and he goes on to cough up the ball like a Goddamn amateur aswell....they're ******* doomed, man....relegation bound, no doubt!

DEMPSEY! What a spectacluar header by that sonofabitch, man.


Anyway, what an embarrassing display of defending by Fulham.....it's as though they've never heard of the concept of defending as a unit....their back four and goalie are more of a threat to their team right now than the Spurs themselves......******* clowns......this team's an absolute mess, man.

Nice knowing yah, Derby........they is be getting rammed up the pooper again....by none other than the Cocks this time, no less.........


what a miserable side...

FULHAM, FULHAM, FULHAM!!!!


what a game, man......unbelievable fighting spirit from the cottage cheese folk!!


good on yah for taking two points away from da Spurs.......oh my, WHAT A ******* GAME~~1!!!

Derby seem to be making a strong case for an 18 team premiership, I wonder if they will win a game.

Yeah, That was was great, and that goal to tie the game had me celebrating and watching over and over.. great fighting spirit from the players. Hopefully this helps turn their season around.

This Derby side must be one of the worst sides to play in the Premiership ever. Seriously.

LOLzer....I know, eh? They defend considerably worse than their NFL namesakes, St. Louis.....which is saying a lot right there, man....to be more atrocious and ****ty than the Rams at defending....how sad!


If I was the FA Chairman, I'd demote them back immediately on the grounds of their display thus far being detrimental and highly embarrassing to the league's reputation, man.


btw, what do you call a female sheep anyway? She-ram? 'Cause they sure as **** ain't playing like true bull rams, man....maybe a castrated, faggoty assed ram.

CMON YOU VILLAINS....hold off these ******* Cocksuckers for another 40mins or so....

reo the "Pole smoker" roker, having the game of his life, it seems.

Villa dangerously sitting back and attempting to absorb all of Chelsea's onslaught......dumb move, man, dumb MOVE!

Come on Villa 3 more mintues.. what a tackle be Laursen what a gamee from him

2-0!!1

^^^!!!!!!!.......WOOOOT!!!!!!


This Moore kid is something special, man.....him, Young, I'llbangawhore(sp).....what an impressive young core!

Young, Agbonlahor, and Laursen were amazing. This is the 3rd time I have seen Young play and man he is great. Agbonlahor I started to watch last year and he is also a fantastic player.

Knight, go on. Just keep your nose clean, literally.

This Derby side must be one of the worst sides to play in the Premiership ever. Seriously.

you forget the sunderland of 05/06, they ended up with 15 points at the end of the season...

Knight, go on. Just keep your nose clean, literally.



hurhurhur.......SHIEEET! Zack's got a thing for the white powder, eh? LOLzer...should've known....the nigga's got that ever distinct Coke-nose, man....always scratchin that itch and ****.

It is Zat, not zach.

hurhurhur.......SHIEEET! Zack's got a thing for the white powder, eh? LOLzer...should've known....the nigga's got that ever distinct Coke-nose, man....always scratchin that itch and ****.

http://www.topix.net/world-soccer/fulham/2007/08/knight-arrested-in-drug-raid

hmm.....well, maybe he's using it to keep himself lean? Or stay alert and highly tuned during games?....hurhur


hey, btw, when did his name become "Zat?" I could've sworn and bet my live on it being Zack?

WTF is "Zat" short for anyway, man?

Zatyiah

interesting.....well, it must be a name straight out of the Negro Bible or something, man, 'cause I ain't never heard of anyone else named that.


It's one of those names that only a Pastor's son can carry effectively, man.

Haha brilliant :D

I'd ask a mod to change the title of this thread to "EPL Thread," but I think it's developed character as it is.

Anyone else besides me looking forward to the Citeh/Villa game today, man? So far this season, they've been two of the best teams to watch (aesthetically speaking) from a neutral's perspective, man.


CMON VILLA.....errr......here's to a good game.....5 goals or more

if yer a gambler, I'd consider laying some heavy wood on the total goals outcome of this game today, man. 2.5 or more goals is paying +118, and I think that's a sweet price since there will be 3 or more goals scored.