It really is, this is a funny joke i heard:

A man walks into a bar (and he doesn't go ouch!) and sits at the bar, and notices a pile of money on the counter. He asks the bartender "how much is there, why is it there?", the bartender says "Theres $50,000, and you must do 3 things to win the money", the man looks astounded and asks "what do I have to do?", the bartender says "well you have to deck the big beafy bouncer in one hit; then grab a tooth from the mouth of a cross pitbull-rotwiller and finally have sex with the 80 year old prostitute upstairs", the man says "right i'll do it" and walks over to the bouncer who looks like Arnold Swartzenegger and decks him in one punch; then he asks what was the other things?", he replies "the dog out the back remember", so he goes out the back and you can hear barking and screaming and yelping, and then out comes the man with his clothes torn and ragged, his face scared and scratched, then asks the bartender "Now wheres the Old Woman who needs her tooth pulled?"

who cares ????

LOL
nice joke.

Ah That's an old one, still funny though.
Here's another one(quite silly):
There's this invisible man who goes to the doctor and asks the nurse if he can see the doctor.Doctor replier, sorry can't see him, I'm too busy(get it :D)

Hi Philler, an oldie but a goldie (I'm not talking about fish) Try this one.

A rich guy guy driving around in his "S"-type Jag goes past a pub with a car-park full of Mercs, BMW's, Jags and even one or two Ferraris. He thinks "this is the place for someone who is considerably richer than most, like me, to drink"

He finds a slot in the car-park and goes inside to find the pub empty, apart from a very tasty barmaid (definitely not Betty!).

He askes about the cars and she says that they are all hers. He says how, and she tells him that she won them from customers as a bet. The bet is that her 6-year old son can do something that the customer can't. The guy says is it to do with getting into boxes or crawling through narrow pipes, but is told that it is not and that the bet takes place in the bar with no special requirements. He says "what do I get if I win?" "All the other cars" is the reply, so he agrees.

So the barmaid calls her son in, then she takes off her blouse and bra. She then invites the son to fondle and kiss her breasts, then tells the guy to do the same. She then tells the kid to put his hand down her knickers and give her a good fingering, then tells the guy to do the same.

Finally she says to the boy "bend your penis in half"

The guy then says "Here's the keys to your new car. Where's the nearest bus-stop"

:D ;) :D

that's not olden
that's golden

The first joke is quite lame, really... :D

LOL
Nice one Stevie. :D

Hah stevie, naughty one :)

I don't get the first joke, otherwise it is really lame.........

Dont you get it? No offence but its a simple joke to get. Basically the guy got the dares wrong and had sex with the dog instead of the prostitute, funny when u r drunk.

joke #1

what is the difference bettwen a white and a black cow?

the white cow says mooo and the black one says mooo man

joke #2

there were three frogs

the first one goes

Burip (or oac I dont know in english, that frog noise)

the second one goes

Burip, burip

The third one goes

Burip, burip, burip

than the first frog KILLS the third frog

the second frog asks "why did u do that?"

the third one says "he knew to much"

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ok plz post more replys with jokes and coments

cya :cool:

I got it, so no offense, it was lame..... :p

Originally posted by yoyo_911:
<STRONG>joke #1

what is the difference bettwen a white and a black cow?

the white cow says mooo and the black one says mooo man

</STRONG>

why so many ****ing racists?
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Originally posted by yoyo_911:
<STRONG>the white cow says mooo and the black one says mooo man
</STRONG>

Shouldn't it be, mooshizle my izzle? :D :)

Ok, here are a few good ones...

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her.

Why don't women need watches? There's a clock on the stove.

There are three women on an deserted island, a blond, a brunette, and a red head. One day they find a Genie and he says that he will grant them 3 wishes.

The blond steps up and says "I wish I was 10 times smarter so I could think of a way off this island." So the Genie turns her into a brunette, and she swims to shore.

The brunette goes to the Genie and says, "Well, I don't want to get tired out like the last woman while swimming, so I want to be 100 times smarter so I can think of an easier way off the island." So the Genie turns her into a red head, and she builds a rowboat out of trees, and rows to shore.

Finally the red head goes to the Genie and says, "I don't want to spend a lot of time building a boat, and swimming is a lot of work, so I want to be 1,000,000 times smarter so I can think of the best way to get off the island." So the Genie turns her into a man and she walks over the bridge :D

LOL :D
Here's some more:

What's the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery's got a positive side


How many women does it take to fix a light bulb?

16, 1 to unscrew the light bulb and 15 to form a support group.


What do a woman, a tornado and a hurricane have in common?

They all get the house.

HAHAH LMAO

that funny shet

NICE JOKE.

heres 1

man1: what sound does a cow make ?
man2 : Moooo ....
man 1: no u idiot..
man2 : well.. thats the sound your mom made
last night .^!!! :p :D :D :D ;)

I really think that people are overly sensitive about some "racial" jokes, and confuse them with "racist" jokes, which are completely different.

In that spirit, here's one that I'm sure your_wors_nightmare will love :D

What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill? Avalanche

What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? Mud slide

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jail break

soory
I didn't thought that would be racist

I just found it on a website

sorry

(i am not racist)

cya :( ;) :p

LOL

Originally posted by Nimreitz:
What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill? Avalanche

What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? Mud slide

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jail break


ahahahahaha
:D :D :D

Here's a couple more, 1 is racist, one is sexist:

1. What do you call a Black man in a Ferrari?

A Jaffa (some may not get it, its a choclate with a red cover.

2. A man and a wife are arguing, and the man starts to realise that they should reconcile, so he proclaims: "We should go on a holiday, Fiji or Thailand?", she then replies: "Figi!", he says "Right, I'll go to Thailand".

Scuse me but a Jaffa(cake) has red in the middle(orange flavour) and chocolat on the outside.... :confused:

Originally posted by Nimreitz:
<STRONG>
Shouldn't it be, mooshizle my izzle? :D :)
:D</STRONG>

Let's shizzle my nizzle! :D .p ;)

Jaffa's in Australia have a Red outside with Chocolate in the middle.

Never heard of Jaffa, does it taste good?

We have Jaffa cakes in England :)

Originally posted by PhiLLer:
<STRONG>Scuse me but a Jaffa(cake) has red in the middle(orange flavour) and chocolat on the outside.... :confused:</STRONG>

I know me jaffas and Philler is right yo!!!!!!

Jaffa;s in Australia must be totally different, here they are are hard little chocolate ball with a red coating, their like Movie Theatre food, you chuck them at the screen, and Aussie Tradition.

They are totally different things, and I thought you rolled them down the aisles.

They are sweets for the english, and candy for the americans.

Jaffa biscuits are quite nice though.

Why do they give Viagra to old men in nursing homes ??

To stop them from rolling out of bed :)

What do you do if a bird craps on your car ?

You dont take her out again ! :)

Originally posted by *DDT*:


Let's shizzle my nizzle! :D .p ;)

It's, Fo shizzle my nizzle. :p :D

Sizzle yer Nipples??

OOH painfull!!