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Azrael
07-12-2010, 11:23:PM
Is a SPORT PLAYED WITH A Foot!!!

and a ball!!!

mystery solved, rufus mayer, ocar mayer, im the mayor, adam west, cum in yo face asian tits, nipples, nipples, nipples

shoneroma90
08-12-2010, 02:06:AM
too much weed, man...

Azrael
08-12-2010, 02:13:AM
**** off.

I'm not drunk anymore, I just think you should **** off.

creativemantra
08-12-2010, 07:24:AM
ill effects of Chelsea's slump in form ?

Zlatan
08-12-2010, 01:08:PM
How's the hangover, Az?

Azrael
08-12-2010, 02:25:PM
I don't get hangovers. Seriously, not once have I ever.

Filipower
08-12-2010, 09:23:PM
So I guess the drunken posting wasn't really drunken posting.

Theodorakis
08-12-2010, 09:38:PM
ordinary people gets drunk, then pukes, then gets laid, something like that.. he gets drunk; he came here, he insulted admins, he placed racist comments, simply asked for trouble and he still got away with it..

failed.. and not even epic (H)

Azrael
08-12-2010, 10:08:PM
That's because I'm cool and you're not.

And I don't get hangovers either because a. I'm awesome, b. I have good metabolism or whatever it is that process your alcohol or c. I know how to drink properly.

EDIT: Also, Keegan and Silencer both suck ass, so **** that ****.

Filipower
08-12-2010, 10:16:PM
a. lol
b. so?
c. haha

Theodorakis
08-12-2010, 10:20:PM
alright you're a rare gem and yes you can metabolise alcohol just well, you proved that brilliantly last night..

Azrael
08-12-2010, 10:46:PM
Getting drunk isn't indicative of not knowing how to drink. Getting drunk is a welcomed by-product of drinking. The hangover is the bad thing.

Fili, b. so I'm saying this because you were suggesting that I was feigning my drunkeness. And two drunk SG adventures do not contradict point c.

Theodorakis
08-12-2010, 11:12:PM
mate you were making much more sense when you were drunk..

Zlatan
08-12-2010, 11:48:PM
Getting drunk isn't indicative of not knowing how to drink. Getting drunk is a welcomed by-product of drinking. The hangover is the bad thing.

Waking up next to a windmill in a big green grassfield, not knowing what the f*ck happened and where the f*ck you are is another... (H)

Though it is a story to tell.

shoneroma90
09-12-2010, 04:20:AM
ordinary people gets drunk, then pukes, then gets laid, something like that.. he gets drunk; he came here, he insulted admins, he placed racist comments, simply asked for trouble and he still got away with it..


... and he doesnt gets laid, he came here and j**ks of on this little guy :mike:

Nimreitz
09-12-2010, 05:20:AM
A hangover is nothing more than severe dehydration btw.

creativemantra
09-12-2010, 08:08:AM
Posting something with a Thread name of Football and not being related to it by any means are pure signs of a hangover :)
that said we have two reasons now :
1) Chelsea playing like fags now
2) Your Hangover
take your pick AZ

Azrael
09-12-2010, 09:16:PM
I don't get hangovers, I can't make it clearer than that.

Filipower
10-12-2010, 12:12:AM
Well then you've never been really drunk, or like two beers is enough for you to feel drunk.

Sevillista
10-12-2010, 05:51:AM
Lay off the wine coolers dude

Azrael
10-12-2010, 09:29:AM
Well then you've never been really drunk, or like two beers is enough for you to feel drunk.

No, I just know how to drink. If you always get hangovers when you drink you're not drinking properly. Chances are you're a more immaturee drinker than I am because you can't control drinking.

Nimreitz
10-12-2010, 09:40:AM
Football is played with helmets and timeouts. Just FYI.

STML1
11-12-2010, 01:47:AM
No, I just know how to drink. If you always get hangovers when you drink you're not drinking properly. Chances are you're a more immaturee drinker than I am because you can't control drinking.




I've never incoherently babbled on a forum while controlling my drinking.

Filipower
11-12-2010, 01:50:AM
Sure Az.

Azrael
11-12-2010, 02:06:AM
I've never incoherently babbled on a forum while controlling my drinking.

Have you tried?

Fili, you can be as condescendig as you want, but a hangover should not be your standard day-after experience when you go out drinking, much less so as a 20-year-old.

Nimreitz
11-12-2010, 06:40:AM
Have you tried?

Fili, you can be as condescendig as you want, but a hangover should not be your standard day-after experience when you go out drinking, much less so as a 20-year-old.

LOL, **** you bro. I'm 27 and get them all the time.

Filipower
11-12-2010, 12:02:PM
I didn't say I got them all the time, all I said is you never got wasted enough to have one...

Azrael
11-12-2010, 05:46:PM
I didn't say I got them all the time, all I said is you never got wasted enough to have one...

Ok. So it's more realistic to assume that I drink properly than to assume I never drink.

Dan, exactly, you're 27. My brother is 26 and he gets them quite often as well. I'm sure that when you were younger you didn't get them as much.

Tosiek
11-12-2010, 07:35:PM
It's even simpler than you all think.

Az is half Polish and that's why he gets hangovers rarely. Where's Bonzi when he is needed? He would explain it to you.:confused2:

Filipower
11-12-2010, 08:30:PM
I'm not assuming you never drink. Aaah let's just drop this.

Theodorakis
12-12-2010, 04:39:AM
lets all admit he's cool and he knows how to type and handle himself while drunk, his body's alcohol metabolism pathway is unique, and he has the alcohol consuming experience of a fourthy year old while he's only in his teenages.. seriously az, they could build monuments to your idiocy for being this much stubborn..

Jaboldinho
12-12-2010, 11:00:AM
If you're visiting SG when you're drunk, you're doing it wrong.

Nimreitz
12-12-2010, 11:47:AM
Ok. So it's more realistic to assume that I drink properly than to assume I never drink.

Dan, exactly, you're 27. My brother is 26 and he gets them quite often as well. I'm sure that when you were younger you didn't get them as much.

Always got them. I'm probably much more reckless now than I ever was though. It is HARD to stop drinking once I start. I stopped in at a bar after work just to check in with some people, ended up having 6 beers and then rushed home before my body had a chance to get it all into the bloodstream. Had I waited 10 more minutes I would have been stranded there unable to drive.

Zlatan
12-12-2010, 11:59:AM
If you're visiting SG when you're drunk, you're doing it wrong.

This. :rolleyes:

Nimreitz
12-12-2010, 12:35:PM
You're just jealous.

When I get drunk I usually come home. When I come home I usually open up my computer. When I open up my computer I usually go to SG. And then bad decisions happen.

Bonzi
12-12-2010, 12:37:PM
It's even simpler than you all think.

Az is half Polish and that's why he gets hangovers rarely. Where's Bonzi when he is needed? He would explain it to you.:confused2:
Don't know what you're talking about :borat:

Just recently I woke up in the morning after a birthday party, I thought I was feeling fine, then all of a sudden I found myself bent over the sink and then headache kicked in... Had to miss my refresher courses because of that. I blame the Jews, by the way.

Tosiek
12-12-2010, 02:37:PM
Don't know what you're talking about :borat:

I just thought, that as a Russian you would say something about Polish and Russin ability of drinking enormous doses of vodka etc. Nevermind.:(:biggrinx:

How about moving this thread to the Lounge?

Azrael
12-12-2010, 04:11:PM
lets all admit he's cool and he knows how to type and handle himself while drunk, his body's alcohol metabolism pathway is unique, and he has the alcohol consuming experience of a fourthy year old while he's only in his teenages.. seriously az, they could build monuments to your idiocy for being this much stubborn..

I'm not being stubborn, I'm being sincere. I drink often, I drink quite a lot, and I don't get hangovers. It really doesn't matter that you don't believe me.

And come on, twice in my life have logged on drunk. It's pretty rare for me to come home and still be drunk, but when it happens, chances are I'll open the PC and then it's just a matter of time before I get to SG.

STML1
12-12-2010, 08:23:PM
Always got them. I'm probably much more reckless now than I ever was though. It is HARD to stop drinking once I start. I stopped in at a bar after work just to check in with some people, ended up having 6 beers and then rushed home before my body had a chance to get it all into the bloodstream. Had I waited 10 more minutes I would have been stranded there unable to drive.



I used to not get them, but I used to be a lightweight... Then I turned 21 and all went to ****. I woke up the next day with the worst hangover I've had, and have had them from time to time.

I did find that when I was working out and in good shape, I could abuse my body and wake up fine the next day, but I pushed it by mixing alcohol and ended up with a brutal hangover.

Sir Calumn
24-12-2010, 04:47:PM
Azrael strikes me as a neurotic jewish kid who rarely drinks more than a beer or two in public for fear of embarrassing himself, but two or three times a year cuts loose and goes out and drinks a bottle of brandy with lemonade, goes beetroot red, goes crazy, hits some people and ends up in hospital getting his stomach pumped.

Sir Calumn
24-12-2010, 04:48:PM
By the way I could out drink every other SG member put together.

Filipower
24-12-2010, 04:51:PM
There's a fantastic pick up line right there.

Sir Calumn
24-12-2010, 04:57:PM
There's a fantastic pick up line right there. "Don't worry darling, no matter how drunk you get, I'll be perfectly sober."

Copyright Julian Assange.

Azrael
24-12-2010, 08:48:PM
Azrael strikes me as a neurotic jewish kid who rarely drinks more than a beer or two in public for fear of embarrassing himself, but two or three times a year cuts loose and goes out and drinks a bottle of brandy with lemonade, goes beetroot red, goes crazy, hits some people and ends up in hospital getting his stomach pumped.

No.

Filipower
25-12-2010, 03:11:AM
We know, we know, you have a great metabolism.

shoneroma90
25-12-2010, 05:10:AM
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Marry Cristmas!!! :innocent_smile_1: :innocent_smile_1: :innocent_smile_1:

Azrael
25-12-2010, 05:03:PM
We know, we know, you have a great metabolism.

Yep.

Nimreitz
25-12-2010, 05:53:PM
By the way I could out drink every other SG member put together.

I don't think I could go drink for drink with you anymore, but I certainly wouldn't embarrass myself. 7 months ago I think I would have held my own. Unless you're regularly finishing a 5th of liquor I don't see you being that much more impressive than me. If you do drink a bottle of gin in a night, then by all means, accept your reward.

Keegan
25-12-2010, 08:12:PM
Everybody knows virgins don't get hangovers. What would be the point?

Azrael
25-12-2010, 08:28:PM
I am sure your kit-making skills or whatever it is you do at the FIFA forums get you all the ass in the world. My jealousy knows no bounds.

Keegan
25-12-2010, 08:48:PM
Ass may be your preference, but it is certainly not mine. To each his own, however.

Nimreitz
26-12-2010, 05:39:AM
I've never been interested in assholes myself, but curiosity is realllllly getting the better of me in my older years. I don't think I'd like it much, but I feel the need to give it a go once just to say I did it. No homo.

Dah Shinin'
28-12-2010, 02:16:PM
Ass may be your preference, but it is certainly not mine. To each his own, however.


hahaha tell em son.

Sir Calumn
03-01-2011, 04:09:PM
hahaha tell em son. I like your style.

newbie original
03-01-2011, 08:04:PM
....Az is half Polish...

He reminds me of Robbie Williams.

When I see his username, or read his posts, that Brit's face is the first thing that comes to mind.

Azrael
03-01-2011, 08:55:PM
He reminds me of Robbie Williams.

When I see his username, or read his posts, that Brit's face is the first thing that comes to mind.

Heh.

Filipower
15-01-2011, 01:18:PM
He's on a roll! (H)

Azrael
15-01-2011, 02:49:PM
What?

Filipower
15-01-2011, 02:54:PM
Nevermind, mods cleaned up.