Peter Crouch gets groped by Steve McDonald's Maltese acquaintance shocker!

Bloke in the background looks exactly like someone on my course.

Probably it is, it's Leadmill afterall. We need to go to Leadmill next year Dave.

Monday night. I can't remember this photo being taken.

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/0/41/283800143/n283800143_178367_1361.jpg

:(

That is a PHEnominal picture Thomas. I don't really have much to add, it just looks like a great time. When you make some money, be sure to come to visit :(

You're just trying to lure him to the States in order to get him drunk and buttsecks him. :(

Who isn't?

Who isn't?

Indeed (H)

:(

Don't ask why
Don't be sad
Sometimes we all
Must alter paths we planned
Only try understand
I try to save you
From the lost and damned

You're apparently lost and from this pic I can certainly tell that you are also damned. Damned to being chased by every woman on this planet. Keep this up man!

You're just trying to lure him to the States in order to get him drunk and buttsecks him. :(

That's my plan...I am an internet predator with a specific fetish for tall thin Englishmen from Sheffield....

Technically, TECHNICALLY, i'm from Rotherham.

Anyway, here's another my mate has uploaded of Monday night. What you can't see here, is that im yet again off the ground, holding myself on the bannister, it took her forever to take the photo :(

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v124/131/32/279202419/n279202419_957383_202.jpg

And... well i cant remember this being taken:

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v124/131/32/279202419/n279202419_957394_5072.jpg

:( (H)

so not only Hermione, now you're going for Ron too? :(

m_WRFJwGsbY

http://photos-534.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v113/67/85/36617534/n36617534_32803562_150.jpg

(H)

so not only Hermione, now you're going for Ron too? :(

you got to it before I could (H)!

See Calumn, I told you my hair was sexier than yours:

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1929/dsc00310alh2.th.jpg (http://img237.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00310alh2.jpg)

Giving my cousin a kiss:

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/885/dsc00318aar5.th.jpg (http://img53.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00318aar5.jpg)

:$

This is me just before being attacked by a power hungry panda who wanted my bacon. I took a lot of beating, but I did manage to save the bacon :mrpimp:

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8359/img4129xl7.th.jpg (http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img4129xl7.jpg)

Dragan :hump:

And O-Car, you get cooler with every post (H)

I sincerely hope that was low fat bacon
:(

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v124/131/32/279202419/n279202419_957394_5072.jpg

:( (H)

I love the incredulous look on your face, just like "who is this asshole touching me?"

I didn't know I had pics on my PC...

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m255/Farumbrosius/IMG_1440.jpg

At a wedding. Groom offered me some and took the pictures to show my parents. This was 2 years ago... my mom was pissed, my dad wanted a puff.

Notice the greying hairs... I'm balding. :(

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m255/Farumbrosius/IMGP5182.jpg

I needed a pic to audition for Prince Caspian in the new Narnia film. Took that one.... I didn't get the part. :(

jew hair

:(

That wasn't as bad as I expected.

Holy crap Az, you look like you could be my little brother. :(

To be honest though, you don't have enough hair on your arms for that....nor enough to be a Jew either, for that matter.

I apologise?

aah, the young and the restless (H)

My brother and I in NYC the night before the game.
http://photos-277.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v122/168/16/505554277/n505554277_164134_6811.jpg



A buddy and I at Giants Stadium pre-game
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v108/183/111/509755225/n509755225_1021618_2473.jpg


This one was from before the LA Galaxy game.
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v107/16/15/505452284/n505452284_105246_3945.jpg

You were in NYC.....good for you! (H)

Didn't know zlojack was brothers with Calum Best

http://www.bbc.co.uk/birmingham/content/images/2006/12/04/i_clothes_show470x353.jpg

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v124/193/65/505342029/n505342029_228502_3690.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v124/193/65/505342029/n505342029_228345_3045.jpg

me looking like an amazing player (given, a Man City player (H)), but in reality I probably tripped and broke something right after those pictures were taken

Hahaha nice pics, Raunchy. PS: happy birthday.

haha man. this thread is still aliiveee...amazing.

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v124/193/65/505342029/n505342029_228502_3690.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v124/193/65/505342029/n505342029_228345_3045.jpg

me looking like an amazing player (given, a Man City player (H)), but in reality I probably tripped and broke something right after those pictures were taken

Last season you would have got in the team, but at the moment :kader:

Still, best shirt in the thread (H)

Seriously Rony, why arent you fat anymore :( :( :(

Oh and Zlo, for some reason, you seem to look more German with every photo :( (H)

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v124/193/65/505342029/n505342029_228502_3690.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v124/193/65/505342029/n505342029_228345_3045.jpg

me looking like an amazing player (given, a Man City player (H)), but in reality I probably tripped and broke something right after those pictures were taken

Welcome to Man Utd also... oh wait.. sorry its Man City :p
Spend Goran Eriksson
:(

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4044/200704090006sj9.jpg
sporting fat legs (H)

Have you got some of the Liam-receeding hairline going on there Aiden? (H)

Seriously Rony, why arent you fat anymore :( :( :(

Oh and Zlo, for some reason, you seem to look more German with every photo :( (H)

Du bist vie eine muschi

Ich liebe dich. :(

My brother and I in NYC the night before the game.
http://photos-277.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v122/168/16/505554277/n505554277_164134_6811.jpg



Nevada Smith's? (H)


EDIT: Can someone tell rony to wear soccer socks next time so le looks a lot more like John Carew and a lot less like Leandro Barbosa? :(

Nevada Smith's? (H)


Yeah...we took it over on Saturday night for a while. Our chants were louder than the DJ's music (H)

I love that place Jack. When there is CL games are always there especially if Bayern/Barca/Italian teams in genereal are on. The place gets packed like crazy mate. There is barely place to stand. In order to get a beer you need to wrestle your way through :D

Next time you pass by the city let me know mate, we need to watch some games get some booze and i know right the places after all that (H)

I love that place Jack. When there is CL games are always there especially if Bayern/Barca/Italian teams in genereal are on. The place gets packed like crazy mate. There is barely place to stand. In order to get a beer you need to wrestle your way through :D

Next time you pass by the city let me know mate, we need to watch some games get some booze and i know right the places after all that (H)

Probably next year on our next road trip to face RBNY.

this one has like 3 months now, twas in a party over a friends house at the start of the vacaciones...man did i get wasted, this was the only decent picture i could find :(

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/8382/partyfn5.jpg

How long between that party and the last shave?

Filli is finally getting laid. (H)

Is King next?

How long between that party and the last shave?
touché, but i do hate shaving..when i remember i do it, though :p

Filli is finally getting laid. (H)
(Y) somebody around here has to :(

(Y) somebody around here has to :(

That's a really cute girl. And she looks about 16, which is right up my alley (H)

Filipower = Owen Hargreaves

That's a really cute girl. And she looks about 16, which is right up my alley (H)
sh*t i got to start pixelling the pictures :(

Filipower = Owen Hargreaves
really?..:gavin:

That's one fine b*tch you got there. (Y)

Is King next?
Only if you become my personal bitch. (H)

No need for the future tense there.

Tom: I'm still fat on the inside :( don't worry, once I'm back in school all the winter weight comes back. guess it helps to keep me warm?

Deisler: I'm not THAT dark... must be the baldness

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m255/Farumbrosius/Picture40.jpg

Just to prove that I do actually eat pork.

That's just pork on a plate... I don't see you actually ingesting it.

I wanted to show a pic of me eating it, but frankly, I'm not really bothered about you thinking I only eat kosher. But, I might do it tomorrow, if my mum cooks bacon again. The steak was good by the way.

It looks a bit wrong to be honest!

I had steak tonight. Cooked on top, rare in the middle, blood oozing out. How it's meant to be cooked. Although I let myself down on the manliness scale as I had it with a jacket potato and salad :$

king should look like this

http://www.geocities.com/aniupload/retard.jpg

king should look like this

http://www.geocities.com/aniupload/retard.jpg

Close enough...... (H)

This was like two months ago somewhere in Tampa. Now I am all red because I didn't know that it will be hotter than India and I also i don't believe in sunscreen. So yea.....close enough. (H)

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b278/King_21/blah.jpg

Your hair looks frighteningly similar to mine. And your facial expression bears a have resemblance to this fat, american exchange-student in my school. I'll ask him if he knows you.

Your hair (H)

It looks a bit like a small dog crawled onto your head and died. Not that it isn't amazing of course.

It looks a bit wrong to be honest!

I had steak tonight. Cooked on top, rare in the middle, blood oozing out. How it's meant to be cooked.

True, except for the blood oozing out. That just means it hasn't been hung long enough in the abattoir.

what's your real name King?
Where you born in India?
are we Indian bhai bhai or what?

Everything you wanted to know about King. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_%28Tekken%29#King_I)

I always thought his name is Apu... he responded when I called him that.

Everything you wanted to know about King. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_%28Tekken%29#King_I)

I always thought his name is Apu... he responded when I called him that.
Is this real?..........hahahahahehehehehahahaheheheheeeeee eeeeeee.:taz:

You hindi boys sure have a weird laugh.

Your hair looks frighteningly similar to mine. And your facial expression bears a have resemblance to this fat, american exchange-student in my school. I'll ask him if he knows you.
Yea but see you must be wearing yamaka on the back of your head. (H)

Your hair (H)

It looks a bit like a small dog crawled onto your head and died. Not that it isn't amazing of course.
Dude, I get so many different opinions about my hair. Some say i should comb it up (in the picture), some say i should comb it down which makes me look like a 13yr old kid, the other say i should keep it short. I personally like this bush on my head. (H)
what's your real name King?
Where you born in India?
are we Indian bhai bhai or what?
Nope, I ain't from Bangladesh.

I'm not a yamaka person :(

Just got my new Barca shirt. (H)

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l281/skiptomylou_11/Photo_0041.jpg

Edit: Still not able to upload pics. What's up with that?

I think I've seen that pic before. Either that or you don't change your expression.

No offense, but you remind me a toad I saw in a kid's movie once. He went on to become king, I believe, so it's not all bad.

I show no emotion.

Then your camera is messed up. You're about 50 shades brighter than you should be.

Actually I am a Bengali Boy.

you're actually as tall as your doors? (H) not to mention the huge throat.

Haha, no. It was just a half assed attempt at a pic with the mirror in a weird angle so the shirt wouldn't come up looking backwards. I'm 6'1, which is about a good foot shorter than the door.

You look like some unknown player in FIFA 07 (H). Anyway, very nice kit, number in the back? How much was it and where did you buy it? Just curious as I'm considering getting of one of those.

I bought it on the official Barca store. It was $88, I think something like $73 for the actual shirt and $15 for S&H. I'm sure there's other places where you can get it much cheaper, but I ordered it almost a month ago. And at the time the other sites I looked through still didn't have it. I was just impatient, and it still took almost three weeks for me to get it. I like it a lot, although I would've liked it to have a name on the back. But it was already too expensive.

You look like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite, but without the moustache.

THANK YOU! I knew he looked familiar. Man, Pedro had some klass stache, unbelievable.

Not even close.

Not even close.

Turn up the contrast so you have darker skin in the photo and you've got a genetic match there.

But I wouldn't vote for you.

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18695.jpg
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l281/skiptomylou_11/Photo_0041.jpg

Dave was completely spot on.(Y)(H)

Seriously man, did you have to post that big a picture? :(

It was smaller when I first found it, but I hadn't noticed it had been resized... :( The other pics don't show the resemblance as much.

oh and Az, the (Y) is after the (H), like so: (H)(Y)

...similar? Who knows :D



http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2237/photo0041copyfr7.jpg

Hahahaha, (H)(Y)

Happy now, Fili?

very, one more thing you learned in SG :D

It's the expression (or rather, lack of one) that does it (H)

In an SG Who Looks Most Like a Celebrity (well, he kind of is), Skip would win. Although, if I remember correctly, a 2nd place might be feasibly for Dave and Aaron Carter. (H)

Me? Oprah Winfrey looks more like me than Aaron Carter :S

Pablo anyone? (H)

Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache?
Pablo: A couple of days.

:D

Yesterday I was talking to a guy who has a footfetish, so I took some pics of my feet to send to him. I just thought I should share them with you, unfortunately, the pic with me attempting to lick my foot was deleted by photobucket because it apparently violated some terms of service, i.e fetish boy complained about them. So, I can only share my feet with you :(, I'm sorry.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m255/Farumbrosius/Picture41.jpg

I dunno why they're so dirty, I really don't. Maybe that was the violation?

now thats an image I could have done without :(

Let's get this thread back up and running. Me (in blue with the beads, of course) running into an old friend at the urinal!

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v117/249/118/59502092/n59502092_33231157_5281.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5287/picture1ie7.png

it's supposed to be upside down

Let's get this thread back up and running. Me (in blue with the beads, of course) running into an old friend at the urinal!

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v117/249/118/59502092/n59502092_33231157_5281.jpg


HAHA (H).

Nim your friends hand is on the camera. Where's yours?

Nim your friends hand is on the camera. Where's yours?

The white pasty thing by his friend's beard and his other one is on his cock?

Let's get this thread back up and running. Me (in blue with the beads, of course) running into an old friend at the urinal!

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v117/249/118/59502092/n59502092_33231157_5281.jpg

*Nim on the urinal.*
*Door shuts a couple of meters of him.*
*Someone joins him on the urinal*
*Nim looks down and thinks* -That c*ck looks familiar...
*Nim looks up*

:D

*Nim on the urinal.*
*Door shuts a couple of meters of him.*
*Someone joins him on the urinal*
*Nim looks down and thinks* -That c*ck looks familiar...
*Nim looks up*

:D

I have no idea what you mean. A Larry Craig joke would have been amazing right here, but you failed with your attempt.

Both of my hands are on my dick. I'm at a ******* urinal.

EDIT: I stole those white beads from some bitches giving out free samples of SoCo at some faggy Harley event (Milwaukee is the homeland for Harley Davidson and there was some big festival last weekend) and I was a little concerned that they looked like pearls. Then my friend's hot sister said the same thing. Dude whatever, Sweet beads = The Party is RIGHT HERE!!

EDIT Numero Dos: Luckily, if you're attractive and charming, you can get away with saying anything (H)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1362/1335144782_54b60dbb53.jpg?v=0

yes I have shortened my hair somewhat. it'll grow back though.

You're way too bad ass. I'd probably be scared of you (hippie) if I saw you in real life :(

JIM BEAM

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/1479/jbrz7.jpg

THE BOURBON



Sorry couldnt upload it something wrong with the image size.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1362/1335144782_54b60dbb53.jpg?v=0

yes I have shortened my hair somewhat. it'll grow back though.

I didn't know Rowdy Roddy Piper smoked weed :o

meh, i thought 'Axl Rose' when i saw the picture..

You're way too bad ass. I'd probably be scared of you (hippie) if I saw you in real life :(

Scared? I'd be ****ting bricks.

Especially if he took his shirt off :( (no homo)

Imagine if he asked for a 'light'. I think i'd **** the entire contents of my digestive track.

Seriously :(

Especially if he took his shirt off :( (no homo)

Pause.

I didn't know Rowdy Roddy Piper smoked weed :o

Only on special occasions these days. Once in a 'blue moon', so to speak. 'Twas the night before my wedding.

meh, i thought 'Axl Rose' when i saw the picture..

Nahh, this is more like it. :D

http://www.contra.gr/images/edge170806.jpg

http://picture.vzw.com/mi/196571586_652723199_0.jpeg?limitsize=640,480&outquality=56&ext=.jpg&border=1,0,0,0

being productive at work (Y)

Especially if he took his shirt off :( (no homo)

Yeah, I forgot that he posted a picture of him ripped as **** because he was an amateur boxer. The long hair, leather jacket, and attitude is enough to scare me into crapping my pants; knowing he is UBER ripped would bring me to a level of terror never known before to man.

Luckily I know he's an effete sociology professor who recommends Michel Foucault to impressionable 20 year old men (H)

I Like To Edit Myself

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d137/jstyants/Edits/meandashcopy.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d137/jstyants/Edits/Jay1.jpghttp://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d137/jstyants/Edits/Jay.jpg

That's pretty darn impressive actually.

In my opinion, rhizome is a legend in these parts, mostly for his very insightful posts and comments, especially back in the day. He may have been responsible in fact for some of my extreme perspective shift--at least a part of it.

Now seeing he can look like a legitimate bad ass adds to the legend.

In my opinion, rhizome is a legend in these parts, mostly for his very insightful posts and comments, especially back in the day. He may have been responsible in fact for some of my extreme perspective shift--at least a part of it.

Now seeing he can look like a legitimate bad ass adds to the legend.

True, I always wanted to be him. After seeing his latest pic I just want him to rape me.

In my opinion, rhizome is a legend in these parts, mostly for his very insightful posts and comments, especially back in the day. He may have been responsible in fact for some of my extreme perspective shift--at least a part of it.

Now seeing he can look like a legitimate bad ass adds to the legend.

Those are some serious compliments (Y)

Heady times in the Players Lounge 03/04, eyes all misty just thinking about it. Still, a much less combative place around here nowadays, I have taken my wares to the lecture hall.

Still, its great that people keep coming back here, even after long absences. Even if its just to bait the man united fans (H)

Still, its great that people keep coming back here, even after long absences. Even if its just to bait the man united fans (H)

August 19 (H)

Aaron and I used to chill hardcore back in the day man......

August 19 (H)

Day of the Blue Moon


Aaron and I used to chill hardcore back in the day man......

Tag-team like the Legion of Doom...

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/164/81/28116435/n28116435_38262473_7846.jpg

me double fisting the Canadians... something I'm now famous for in my faculty :(

Sexy hands! (H)

holidays:

http://www.myvideo.de/watch/2294851

me being the human-pillow that i was born to be... i couldn't actually breathe :(

*insert random gay jokes here...*

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/22/88/694351555/n694351555_278639_7404.jpg

here ya go....
u r very good looking and I like u.









u said to insert gay jokes here dude!!!!!!!!

That is one crappy gay joke.

me being the human-pillow that i was born to be... i couldn't actually breathe :(

*insert random gay jokes here...*

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/22/88/694351555/n694351555_278639_7404.jpg

im sure i know the guy whos balls are on your neck from somewhere :S:(

Stifler from American Pie?

I don't see Morten anymore :(

he was inside getting some insulin :(

You look like someone from a brochure with that pained smile, Daz. Brochure endorsing.... pepsi?

I'll tell you what worries me though, that on the table it's Pepsi and not alcoholic beverages (H)

Reminds me of lemonparty

Diabetics need pepsi when they're having the insulin pressed out of them.

I don't see Morten anymore :(
yea my inner Morten was in the kitchen at the time, stashing up on bread rolls.

I was driving too, so no alcoholic beverages for me :(

You get tea-bagged often by friends, Daz? :(

I do, every Sunday. I had the unpleasant task of driving at the England match last night - J20's have never tasted so bad.

Oh and before you ask, yes i know J20's are a bit gay, but i can't drink copius amounts of coke... Some ingredient in it ****s up my stomach or something, i forget.

Do all english folk have sugar-related diseases?

What the hell is J20?

Jesus 20th Century.

http://www.visit4info.com/sitecontent/LG/fullTVCCL0810113907PIC.jpg

Its just fruit juice in a bottle with a fancy name. Orange and passionfruit, apple and mango, apple and melon, rasberry and cranberry?.

Oh and before you ask, yes i know J20's are a bit gay, but i can't drink copius amounts of coke... Some ingredient in it ****s up my stomach or something, i forget.

Water, Thomas. Water.

You get tea-bagged often by friends, Daz? :(
THATS the kinda comment i was expecting, thanks Dragan for meeting my expectations (Y)

2 empty Pepsi bottles next to a diabetic (H)

Reminds me of lemonparty

lol

Water, Thomas. Water.

Copius amounts of water makes me piss like a shirehorse though.

Haha, one of many photos from last Saturday at Leadmill. This is on transit there, from one of the many pubs in Sheffield. Anyone who knows Hallam will know there's a lot of steps outside the main entrance, i decided to jump eight steps only to land on my ankle.

This is a hammered (HAMMERED) Tom on the floor, grasping said ankle (H)

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v122/49/44/518255799/n518255799_307404_5776.jpg

What's worse is that this is before i got to Leadmill :(

Anyone who knows Hallam will know there's a lot of steps outside the main entrance, i decided to jump eight steps only to land on my ankle.

Ouch!

Isn't there a bit round the side with just a slope? Round by the bit that looks like a cross between a brand new high school, and an old play school. (don't know what it is, but it's on the leadmill side of Hallam) It has that contemporary-looking fountain next to it.

I'm back in Shef on Tuesday (H)

Fancy a piss up later in the week? Thursday maybe.

Yeah but the steps seemed like a good idea, THEN there is the brilliant new grassed bit, which involved much rolling around on.

Ace (Y)

Yeah why not, either a piss up in town or piss up at my house. Table Tennis on the 360 whilst pissed could be an interesting experience :D

Yeah why not, either a piss up in town or piss up at my house. Table Tennis on the 360 whilst pissed could be an interesting experience :D

The authorities have been alerted...your code for soliciting sex online has been used for years. Table Tennis on the 360 and an "interesting experience :D" Yeah, right, pal. People like you make me sick...

Water, Thomas. Water.

very insightful comment fudgepacker brown...

The authorities have been alerted...your code for soliciting sex online has been used for years. Table Tennis on the 360 and an "interesting experience :D" Yeah, right, pal. People like you make me sick...

For Tom. (http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/7795)

You've been educated, now, there's no excuse.

It's the 3rd time I use that vid on SG. :(

very insightful comment fudgepacker brown...

Why is this name so familiar, you sneaky bastard? (H)

For Tom. (http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/7795)

You've been educated, now, there's no excuse.
wow, that's so, like...old.

Haha, one of many photos from last Saturday at Leadmill. This is on transit there, from one of the many pubs in Sheffield. Anyone who knows Hallam will know there's a lot of steps outside the main entrance, i decided to jump eight steps only to land on my ankle.

This is a hammered (HAMMERED) Tom on the floor, grasping said ankle (H)

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v122/49/44/518255799/n518255799_307404_5776.jpg

What's worse is that this is before i got to Leadmill :(


Oooh... that sucks man... :(
I hurt my ankle playing basketball couple of weeks ago too.
Went inside to help, double team with the opponents "tall guy" and he passed the ball to the guy Im supposed to guard, so he got a wide open 3pt shot. Run as quickly as possible, made a pretty long and intense jump in a desperation effort to limit his chances of scoring... and my right foot landed on his and I ended up with a really bad-ass seriously strained ankle. Damn thing still hurts and I could barely even walk the first 5-6 days...

:(

Oooh... that sucks man... :(
I hurt my ankle playing basketball couple of weeks ago too.
Went inside to help, double team with the opponents "tall guy" and he passed the ball to the guy Im supposed to guard, so he got a wide open 3pt shot. Run as quickly as possible, made a pretty long and intense jump in a desperation effort to limit his chances of scoring... and my right foot landed on his and I ended up with a really bad-ass seriously strained ankle. Damn thing still hurts and I could barely even walk the first 5-6 days...

:(

I had that too, except I was running along the street curb to a girls car waving a condom in the air. Sprained the ankle, and could barely walk for a couple days; it was probably a month or more before I could to anything remotely athletic.

...your code for soliciting sex online has been used for years..

Table Tennis on the 360 came out late May 2006, so the "code" can't have been used for years!?

Yeah, the code used to be "Pro Evo" but it was getting too obvious.

Oh and Alex, ouch, but not to worry, after various amounts of Leadmill-vodka (which is pretty much paint stripper) i couldnt feel any pain (Y)

f*ck, that's what i should've taken when i twisted my ankle a couple of weeks ago :( i'm still using a crutch(sp)...

after various amounts of Leadmill-vodka (which is pretty much paint stripper)

Ahaha (H) I always thought it tasted oddly like Turps.

f*ck, that's what i should've taken when i twisted my ankle a couple of weeks ago :( i'm still using a crutch(sp)...

That's not a twist then, that's a sprain. Or, if you're using a crutch, perhaps a break.

yeah, a sprain. my bad, 'twas the first word that came to my translating mind :p

This Saturday we shaved our heads for cancer research. We raised $11,000!

Before.
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5707/preshavemh1.jpg

During
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1774/duringtu6.jpg

During
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8789/duringshavebm1.jpg

After
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2834/postshaveop0.jpg

Much later
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4284/postshave2jf0.jpg

Great gesture, now grow your hair back FAST :D

Respect (Y)

great thing to do, jack, hat's off.

Or on, as the case may be.

well in this case, not only the hat but the hair aswell...






get your ass to the babe's forum, Thomas.

That's a great gesture, Jack (Y)

Now you need a baseball cap (H)

That's a pretty cool thing to do. (Y)

How long had you been growing your hair out?

And yeah, a cap is mandatory now. :D

That's a pretty cool thing to do. (Y)

How long had you been growing your hair out?

And yeah, a cap is mandatory now. :D

Well, last time I had short hair was around Feb of 06.
So about a year and a half. My wife was freaking, but now she likes me bald (H)

shaving your hair though, falls in that category in a marriage in which there's not much the other person can do..i mean she could not have liked it, but it's not like it's a f*cking drama...good that she does though, just don't get Valentina wondering :D

shaving your hair though, falls in that category in a marriage in which there's not much the other person can do..i mean she could not have liked it, but it's not like it's a f*cking drama...good that she does though, just don't get Valentina wondering :D

Wrong. I never have long hair, so I did this rather frequently, but an ex used to get pissed every time I buzzed my hair down instead of paying for a "real" haircut. And it was one of those things were I'd get a comment or two about it, but you could just TELL that it bothered her more than she was letting on.

Wrong. I never have long hair, so I did this rather frequently, but an ex used to get pissed every time I buzzed my hair down instead of paying for a "real" haircut. And it was one of those things were I'd get a comment or two about it, but you could just TELL that it bothered her more than she was letting on.

Emphasis on the word "ex" (H)

Emphasis on the word "ex" (H)

Sarcasm on the word "an."

so...plural + past
awesome

Sarcasm on the word "an."

Hahahahaha, F you.

i was talking about a husband or wife...if you got a girlfriend that's a overcomplaining bitch, she's probably going to bitch about the shaved hair, but i mean, if she is your wife there's a very good probability she'll let it slip, no?

I would guess it's worse if you're married.

I would guess it's worse if you're married.

Not so bad actually.

Although I would venture to say it depends on the woman. If you marry someone cool, they'll be more accepting. If a girl's harping on you as a girlfriend, it will only get worse once you're married.

Now that I think about it, I guess that's what you wanted to say anyway. (H)

Bottom line is, don't marry a bitch.

pics

pics
of?

of?

Your mom. :-puke:

("Dorothy 'Zlojack' was a saint!")

Great thing to do Zlojack

And to add to the side topic, If a wife is going to bitch at the though of shaving your head for a what is a obviously a good cause, Then you sir, have other problems in hand..

Great thing to do Zlojack

And to add to the side topic, If a wife is going to bitch at the though of shaving your head for a what is a obviously a good cause, Then you sir, have other problems in hand..

Well, when I say "freaking" I just mean that she really liked my long hair, not that she was bitching about me shaving it. Especially for a cause like that.

I know Zlojack, I was actually directing my comment to other peoples thoughts. :)

again, great thing to do. I would probably think hard about doing it myself, but probably not long enough for such a contribution.. :p

I would probably think hard about doing it myself, but probably not long enough for such a contribution.. :p

Me too, but only for the fact that my hair grows REALLY FU*KING SLOW, it'd be a bitch to start all over again. :$

Jack. (Y)

Wow, well apparently no-one has posted in this for over a month so looks like i need to resurrect it with a bit of Halloween comedy. Went out in Huddersfield with my mates, decided to go as Santa to be a bit different, needless to say the amount of people who asked "where's my present!?" got a bit tiresome at 3 in the morning... But still (H)

Oh yeah, that is indeed my mate Nicol at the front dressed as the Pope :D
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v105/249/57/501467070/n501467070_182067_9547.jpg
http://photos-005.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v154/34/45/279200005/n279200005_1210112_4760.jpg

She looks more like Sinterklaas IMO:
http://www.thehollandring.com/images/hr-sinterklaas.jpg

Since when did costumes look like what they're meant to look like (H)

Still, Sinterklaas is arguably more random...

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/8968/tomsantaorlyzi4.jpg

:(

Bring on the "did you give the kids a present" posts.

I've just bought the standard of this thread down :(

That beard looks good on you Tom. Stop shaving for a while, and see how it develops.

Dave (H)

By the way, when attractive girls asked "where's my present Santa!?" i replied "well, it depends how naughty you've been..."

I so could have scored.

haha "Do it like Drag0n"
(H)

Dave (H)

By the way, when attractive girls asked "where's my present Santa!?" i replied "well, it depends how naughty you've been..."

I so could have scored.

What about the fuggo's?

"**** off you howling dyke"

Yo Santa you should have popped the Pope. :D

I'll have some halloween pictures up as soon as people start facebooking.

That was the same with me Rony, i was surprised at such quick facebooking from my friends, normally it takes a week (H)

Vectored myself...

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z255/supersonic87/VectorJpg.jpg

Even with vivid colours you still look depressed/-ing. (H)

Gr8 job..
illustrator? or some other software?

Your haircut is SO British. (H)

here he is:

(H)


http://a657.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_96d436fa3cfbee643a5b04abe6d9cb50.jpg

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3554/shoooryukinuj0.th.jpg (http://img158.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shoooryukinuj0.jpg)

me as Ryu, also mistaken as the Karate Kid.. and a bird :| there were more pictures, but they're too sloppy (H)

Gr8 job..
illustrator? or some other software?

Photoshop, pen tool. Not a true vector, sadly.

Do it for me Tom (H)

Chav town brings out the thug in me...

http://photos-637.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v150/149/100/509840637/n509840637_640715_8873.jpg

also makes me look chubby :(

It actually makes you look like Lee. :(

Too far.

slightly Leeish, yeah (H)

Daz your eyebrows are comedy (H)

Nice shirt though (Y)

I resent the Lee comments (:/) You'd never see Lee in such an awesome shirt (H) I pushed the boat out with that one and bought it in Marks :D

classy shirt Daz, don't let anyone tell you you look like Lee (Y)

Here is an exciting and rare new photo of your pale hero...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i17/CalumnH/n30703645_31234833_1266.jpg

With short red hair, I think you could pass for Prince Harry.

Yes I have lost weight thank's for noticing :D

You are so white.........I bet you stink like twenty gutters!

Here is an exciting and rare new photo of your pale hero...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i17/CalumnH/n30703645_31234833_1266.jpg
Geez, way to block the view.

You are so white.........I bet you stink like twenty gutters! How exactly does pale skin translate into body odour?

Reasons I am pale:

1. I dont like the sun and avoid it at all costs
2. I have very fair skin and dont tan
3. I live in Scotland where there is no sun
4. My drink and drugs intake would turn Yossarian the colour of milk

Halloween, at a house party

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v152/39/17/16404969/n16404969_31499086_8871.jpg

http://photos-534.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v157/67/85/36617534/n36617534_33280544_5589.jpg

Yes I have lost weight thank's for noticing :D

Well..... Prince Harry if he ate marzipan instead of training for the military.

Here is an exciting and rare new photo of your pale hero...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i17/CalumnH/n30703645_31234833_1266.jpg

:O


http://free.of.pl/l/lpzk/skany/bil.jpg

HAhahahaha, good call

http://85.21.19.21/bcovers/alb1396.jpg

Haha, obscure as hell. But true.

I like to think more...

http://www.artpictures.co.uk/images/dt1197.jpg
http://www.nndb.com/people/459/000022393/oscar-wilde-ph.jpg
http://www.kipar.org/period-galleries/paintings/1670/rochester_70.jpg

Yeah, it's still Oscar Wilde for me :D

http://www.mp3sugar.com/ishow.img/artist/artist_10280

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6684/c0lumnrm2.jpg

meh

With short red hair, I think you could pass for Prince Harry.

Its funny you should say that. The official prince harry look-a-like lives two flats above me. Been on BBC, ITV, Sky etc for it.

How exactly does pale skin translate into body odour?

Reasons I am pale:

1. I dont like the sun and avoid it at all costs
2. I have very fair skin and dont tan
3. I live in Scotland where there is no sun
4. My drink and drugs intake would turn Yossarian the colour of milkOhh.............You look like if you were locked up in some underground cave for years, eating rats and ****! :( Just my imagination. :(

Old school picture - why do i always look angry? (:/) (may have posted before, can't honestly remember)
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9995/n52414015913575624460dx5.jpg


Then theres me looking incredibly creepy (and incredibly short) in the local club.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8803/n52414015916447241787kd1.jpg


And incredibly smug Darren :shades:

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4153/n501461779430506635vz8.jpg

This is purely based on facial observation.


http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9521/n501461779430506635vz8po7.jpg

That's called talent. (Y)

i concur with the one on the right, other two i'm not so sure about.

Your right or ours?

yours, my left

Oh, that's a shame then. (for you)

Vectored myself...

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z255/supersonic87/VectorJpg.jpg

i dont usually post here but i have to give my comment for this photo

its looks amazing mate :), i now this style, i tried to make my self in this "vector" style but i couldnt make it pefect like this one looks :)

congratulations for this (Y)

This is purely based on facial observation.


http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9521/n501461779430506635vz8po7.jpg

The one on the left of the pic uses Crest Whitestrips. Possibly instead of brushing her teeth, those back puppies are yellow.

Or she's got some leftovers from her last blowjob still sticking to her teeth.

the one on the right of the picture looks like she's joining the whole "Movember" fad and trying to grow out that 'stache to fight prostate cancer

The one on the left of the pic uses Crest Whitestrips. Possibly instead of brushing her teeth, those back puppies are yellow.If thats the case than the next dick awaits infection!