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Sir Calumn 19-01-2012, 11:57:AM Lee, I think you look good. You have lost weight and lycra suits you. But I do recommend you get rid of the Man Utd bedsheets, even if you are using lines like 'want to see my red devil?', I think they do you no favours.
Azrael 19-01-2012, 12:21:PM Could you please explain the lifestyle choices that have led you to take several photographs of yourself, on seperate days, in lycra with furry handcuffs and post them online for people to see?
Pannu 19-01-2012, 12:41:PM Could you please explain the lifestyle choices that have led you to take several photographs of yourself, on seperate days, in lycra with furry handcuffs and post them online for people to see?
No, **** you Azrael!
Azrael 19-01-2012, 12:48:PM You're right, it's inexplicable.
zlojack 19-01-2012, 12:49:PM This is a very interesting conversation. Unfortunately, people often make legal claims based on misconceptions and ignorance, hoping to thereby intimidate the ill-informed. It's truly sad that we live in a world where such reprehensible behaviour exists.
Sir Calumn 19-01-2012, 12:55:PM No, **** you Azrael! Yes!!!
Sir Calumn 19-01-2012, 12:59:PM By the way Azrael do you like the website I designed? www.iamlee.me
Azrael 19-01-2012, 01:40:PM Yes, it's very nice, but it could use more lycra.
Also, while on the subject of illegal use of copyright, are you allowed to use the facebook and google logos on your business card?
Pannu 19-01-2012, 01:56:PM Yes, it's very nice, but it could use more lycra.
Also, while on the subject of illegal use of copyright, are you allowed to use the facebook and google logos on your business card?
Get stuffed the lot of you!
Sir Calumn 19-01-2012, 02:07:PM Lee I just noticed you are stealing my web designs!
A bit hypocritical from someone who talks about copyright all the time!
Sir Calumn 19-01-2012, 02:16:PM Get stuffed the lot of you! These lycra shorts are pretty stuffed...
http://b2.us.imgsrc.ru/h/havelock/2/24845632uBR.jpg
zlojack 19-01-2012, 03:08:PM Get stuffed the lot of you!
I see that the high level legal discourse has now hit the down slope.
leungtl 19-01-2012, 05:11:PM Also, while on the subject of illegal use of copyright, are you allowed to use the facebook and google logos on your business card?
QFT.
These photos are a breech of personal copyright and by using them and having not gained the author's permission, I'd say it's copyright and that's against the law!
And...publicly displaying postal addresses (http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3167638&postcount=9945) without permission is a breech of privacy too!
He is not breaching your privacy. He is advertising for you. You should thank him.
RobbieD_PL 19-01-2012, 10:21:PM I thought breeches were pants. Irony elevenish?
Lee, the only fathomable way that those photos could be copyrighted is if you were making money off them for a company.
Which begs the question: Is your Internet design page just a cover for more sinster activities?
Congrats on your coming out as bisexual. No judgement here. It's just a bit rich that you then go and waah when someone ridicules you about your activities. You're perfectly happy to have some Estonians or Russians jerk off over yourself but if there are some guys who find it amusing then you have a rant.
Regarding the "copyrights" talk:
http://www.iamlee.me/blog/2011/12/gabriel-obertan-has-stolen-my-photo/
Seriously. That's laughable.
Me and my friend attended our first Koosday’s event at the Tiger Tiger bar, in Newcastle on Tuesday night.
It was a fun packed night as usual. I danced, drank and I met a girl who I really liked and we’ve kept in touch via email and Facebook.
Anyway, I bumped into Gabriel Obertan, the former Manchester United player and now a Newcastle United player. His body language suggested to me that he thought he was the freaking “bees-knees”, because he walked past everyone with a god like expression, that’s footballers for you!
I asked if I could have a photo taken with him using my iPhone. He agreed and I was chuffed to bits despite looking obese. I’m clearly not photogenic, end of!
I was so excited, that I immediately went on to my Twitter app and tweeted the photo to Obertan’s Twitter, along with a personal message.
The next day, I was surfing on Twitter and I noticed that he had changed his profile pic to the exact photo that had been taken with me on Tuesday night.
I was furious because, he did not ask my permission to use it, but it’s questionable whether or not it is classed as copyright or intellectual property theft considering the fact that it was taken on my phone and that his face on the photo itself.
Hey, I’m not a lawyer but I do believe that anything that was created by me or anything created with the use of my property has an immediate personal copyright and ownership.
So, I’ve recently tweeted Gabriel asking him why he’s stolen my photo and I have not yet received a response.
It wouldn’t be fair to take this further or legal, because he is a former United player, I’m a United fan and I have too much respect for all past and present Manchester United players.
I guess, the only thing I wanted from him was to ask permission to use my photo, but I suppose he has his own reasons as to why he nicked my photo…but I guess I’ll never know!
http://www.iamlee.me/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/OBERTAN_RIP.jpg
RobbieD_PL 20-01-2012, 12:22:AM Hah what an annoying hyper-sensitive a la South Park fag.
He tweets the guy his photo with both of them in it, then he gets irate that he uses it as his profile pic? :D
Even better is his tweet that he doesn't like us laughing at how much of an attention seeker he is.
RobbieD_PL 20-01-2012, 12:34:AM Paolo + Lee = An SG Marriage? (H)
Based on this post, he was probably considering legal action against a football professional. What a fag. As if they were gonna bring this in court.
Azrael 20-01-2012, 12:47:AM God no, think of the children.
ShearerM4 20-01-2012, 12:51:AM That Obertan 'article' is a thing of beauty. The English, the phrasing, the Leeisms and of course the subject matter... Unreal.
O-car 20-01-2012, 01:35:AM wow, you can't make this stuff up haha.
personally I'd be flattered if a pro football player that I rooted for would use my picture as his display pic, not sure if copyright infringement stuff would be crowding my brain...
zlojack 20-01-2012, 03:53:AM What a load of complete BS that blog is. Lee, you sent him the photo. It is his likeness in the image and you put it on a publicly available website. Man, I can't get over the level of thick-headed, mind-numbing stupidity that you vomit onto your keyboard in that collection of idiotic ramblings you presume to call a blog. The stupidity of your discourse is truly an insult to the human race.
You know nothing about law, sport refrain from commenting or, at the very least, Google something that gives you half a leg upon which to stand before spewing blind ignorance. You posted your little fetish photos in public. You shared them and now others are doing the same. Stop making bad decisions and maybe you will get somewhere in life.
Back Door Skip 20-01-2012, 04:40:AM wow, you can't make this stuff up haha.
personally I'd be flattered if a pro football player that I rooted for would use my picture as his display pic, not sure if copyright infringement stuff would be crowding my brain...
Yeah... so he sent him the picture, and he put it as his profile pic. How dare he?! What an entitled prick.
Another article I came accross http://www.iamlee.me/blog/2011/08/sg-douchebag-nimreitz/
Best paragraph:
In hindsight, they are losers and within 10 years time, I’ll have a very well paid job, a family and they’ll still be sat on their computers at home, living with their mothers, slagging me off, and on Job Seekers Allowance/welfare.
(H)
yoyo913 20-01-2012, 07:30:AM As someone already said, the self projection.
Nimreitz 20-01-2012, 07:45:AM Another article I came accross http://www.iamlee.me/blog/2011/08/sg-douchebag-nimreitz/
Best paragraph:
(H)
Hahaha, 10 years time. I suppose it takes a long time to get a job if you publicly bitch about the incompetence of all your former employers on your personal, easily google-able, website.
And I'm well aware of that article, it's linked in my sig!
RobbieD_PL 20-01-2012, 08:01:AM Ten years time is almost too long to make a success out of yourself.
If he wouldn't care then he wouldn't even blog about it AND provide links to his own public humiliation?!?!
And how he posted public images of himself in the lycra. It's like he's the only one who can upload photos of himself but, if someone else does it (unless they do it to get others to fap fap fap over him), he calls in the legal faries.
If I was that footballer, I'd take down the photo just to show how much of a miserable sod he is. He asked if that Oraban guy could take a photo with him, shares it with the guy and then is upset that the footballer uses it as hie own profile pic. (Even more appauling for Lee's conduct is that the minisquare is focused on the player and not Lee, or maybe not....)
Again, he's just an attention seeker. That's probably a reason why he's bi; so that he can get the attention from every living human being that he so desperately craves and feels that he's entitled to.
Nimreitz 20-01-2012, 08:09:AM Haha, yeah the best part is that Obertan cropped out Lee. I'm positive that's what he's really angry about.
RobbieD_PL 20-01-2012, 09:35:AM The reason he makes these "lifechoices" is to get both the good and bad attention that he wants. Despite the fact that he's complaining about our behaviour he actually likes it deep inside.
leungtl 20-01-2012, 12:45:PM Despite the fact that he's complaining about our behaviour he actually likes it deep inside.
How'd you manage to get direct quotes from patrons at the Baja that infamous night?!
http://i.imgur.com/Mrhtj.jpg
4ndr3i 20-01-2012, 01:00:PM (H) !!!!!!!!!!!!
Arnau 20-01-2012, 02:28:PM haha! sausage party ftw (H)
Wow how gay is that. How come this hasn't been posted before? All these guys look like half his age.
Sir Calumn 20-01-2012, 06:32:PM Hasnt been posted before? That was THE image of 2006 (or whenever the **** it was)
Now we know Lee's sexual preferences it is much easier to understand - go to a 'competition' where guys dance naked on stage to attract girls, dont meet any girls 'oh no what a shame', get a look at some cock and a grind against some flabby man-flesh, clever clever Lee.
yoyo913 20-01-2012, 06:41:PM Let's not give credit to Lee for something clever like that. It was probably done subconsciously. His foggy, non-thinking subconscious has more intellect than Lee.
Sir Calumn 20-01-2012, 06:42:PM His blind thirst for sordid sexual gratification.... the one that will result in so many damaged children...
Azrael 20-01-2012, 06:52:PM Didn't Lee molest some kids? I'm sure I saw someone like that come up on Google or FB or something.
Sir Calumn 20-01-2012, 06:55:PM I dont know..... I saw some questions about it on his formspring and on facebook but I dont know if it's true...... cant find anything about it in the papers. Maybe allegations that couldnt get a conviction?
RobbieD_PL 20-01-2012, 08:39:PM haha! sausage party ftw (H)
That was the night he knew he was bi. :biggrinx:
Deisler 21-01-2012, 02:35:AM Wait, did fatzo call his lycra pics "intellectual property"?
Why don't we honor his existence and make things official? Like open a page for him some sort of www.wikiLEEk.xxx
One thing we would need a freelance graphic desgner. Does anyone know any good ones? That are willing to work full time like 30 - 40 hours a week?
yoyo913 21-01-2012, 04:04:AM One thing we would need a freelance graphic desgner. Does anyone know any good ones? That are willing to work full time like 30 - 40 hours a week?
Lee
RobbieD_PL 21-01-2012, 08:11:AM Paolo should join in on the fun too.
Nimreitz 21-01-2012, 08:18:AM Paolo should join in on the fun too.
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/member.php?u=187065
RobbieD_PL 21-01-2012, 08:22:AM They can share intimate tales about armbands, baby-oil, near-fatal diseases and supporting 4+ clubs
Oh, and being angry at everything/everyone they don't happen to like for whatever irrational reason.
Why are we letting this thread go down?
Just in case you haven't read it, here's some Lee masterclass:
Today I received a response from the repeats panel at Teesside University. The decision has been made that I will not be returning to university this year or for the foreseeable future as I intended.
A board panel read my resit application then immediately turned me down due to “my poor performance” during the 2010/11 academic term. I then replied forwarding them a letter from the hospital about my recent scan results and diagnosis. They said:
The repeats panel met again yesterday and looked at the extra evidence you supplied. They felt that your health issues did not specifically relate to the time that you were studying here therefore the decision that they made originally stands. Please note that your request has now been looked at twice and the panel will not be able to review it again.
As you’d expect, I was bitterly disappointed by the outcome. There’s no proof that my stroke had anything to do with my poor performance at university but I wouldn’t rule it out either. I wrote back to them saying:-
Dear Teesside University,
I would like to apologise for forgetting to include my recent health issues in my resit application.
I do realise that at the moment there are entry cuts and there’s always a fierce competition for places every year. However, I do feel like I have been betrayed by the university resulting in feeling like a total failure followed by a slump in confidence and self esteem. I feel like I’ve made the wrong decision, picking Teesside University as my number one choice when I had the option of joining either Cumbria or Northumbria. I may sound sceptical but they probably would have given me the opportunity to repeat the year. Regardless of a degree or not, I will continue to pursue a successful career in web development.
I might not have a fancy degree, but I have the experience and a portfolio to show for it….which to me, seems more important than a piece of paper!
http://www.iamlee.me/blog/2011/09/university-resit-board-decision-2/
Seriously, what a prick he is to write them back in such a way. Typical Lee.
EDIT: A degree is not just a "piece of paper" you dumbass.
Nimreitz 29-01-2012, 09:23:AM If it's just a piece of paper why did he spend a year in pursuit of it? As usual, Lee is a master of self delusion. If he wasn't, he may have eaten a bullet by now.
ShearerM4 29-01-2012, 12:26:PM Having to constantly big himself up in the face of adversity then readjust and reassess his goals has been a constant. Wonder why.
From a random tweet:
I find it both laughable & drole
His wordings, man... you could hire a team of professional writers they couldn't come up with more retarded stuff.
Pannu 29-01-2012, 01:34:PM http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/guesswhat.jpg (http://www.tubgirl.ca)
4ndr3i 29-01-2012, 01:41:PM you cared enough to reply.
Deisler 29-01-2012, 04:57:PM Who fails a whole year anyways? Only a dumbfvck can fail a whole year nowdays. If you don't need that piece of paper why are so eager to pursue it? I am shocked they actually reviewed your case twice. Had it been me i would have totally ignore your whining the second time around.
Actually to kill all your chances i think i your now ex college needs to see some lycra action. Who's gona do it? :D
RobbieD_PL 29-01-2012, 08:30:PM I'd say spread it to all colleges within a certain radius of his caravan in Gateshead... :D
Sir Calumn 29-01-2012, 09:27:PM Let's remind ourselves of those sparkling Lee results...
http://i55.tinypic.com/2rr17pe.jpg
Sir Calumn 29-01-2012, 09:29:PM Thanks to The Don't...
http://i.imgur.com/zqv3g.png
Azrael 29-01-2012, 11:58:PM I've already sent a private message with the pics to everyone I found on Lee's friend list on facebook. Just got done yesterday.
RobbieD_PL 30-01-2012, 01:25:AM wowzer. this is epic ROFL.
Arnau 30-01-2012, 05:45:AM http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/8290/300120121448.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/829/300120121448.jpg/)
Cheers
Nimreitz 30-01-2012, 05:57:AM Congrats. Lee has now masturbated to you.
yoyo913 30-01-2012, 07:17:AM You took a picture of Ballstomp's legs?
Sir Calumn 30-01-2012, 09:04:AM http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/8290/300120121448.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/829/300120121448.jpg/)
Cheers much sexier...
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7290/12952365utp.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/201/12952365utp.jpg/)
And Lee just to let you know the full set of pictures is now saved on the hardrives of at least ten different people across multiple countries and continents, so no matter how many times you petition imageshack, they are not going to go away.
I'm very curious as to the nature of your requests to imageshack. "Dear Sir, some people have got hold of pictures of my fat pasty ass in lycra tied up and handcuffed which I put on the internet.... needless to say I am humiliated by these humiliating pictures.... etc etc" The imageshack employees which get those emails must be laughing their asses off.
Sir Calumn 30-01-2012, 10:13:AM Not content with his fake captain's armband, here's Lee out and about with his replica EPL trophy......
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5485/304761064.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/405/304761064.jpg/)
He also had a fake EPL winners medal.
Nimreitz 30-01-2012, 10:18:AM I generally find that only the douchiest/anti-social people by goalkeepers jerseys. Either that or they're youth keepers who just bought it to wear during games (my youth team keeper wore a Kahn jersey in net for the glorious Milwaukee Bavarians). I know Lee pretends to play keeper, but he's also a grown man and not playing when that photo was taken.
Sir Calumn 30-01-2012, 10:32:AM Pretends, you say?
@ALindegaard Hey Anders, I'm 27 too and I'm an amateur gk, do u have any advice that has served u well as a pro gk? Tweet back, cheers!
4ndr3i 30-01-2012, 10:36:AM http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5485/304761064.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/405/304761064.jpg/)
Kill it !
Kill it with fire !
4ndr3i 30-01-2012, 10:51:AM And on a related note, here's our boy photoshopping himself with the real EPL trophy. Can't get any cooler than that ! Lee is a master in protecting his virginity.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2824aiu.jpg
Azrael 30-01-2012, 10:59:AM Pretends, you say?
Don't be fat, would be my advice.
Sir Calumn 30-01-2012, 11:00:AM Hahahahaha!
His photoshop skills fall short of yours Andrei....
4ndr3i 30-01-2012, 11:06:AM Yeah, he should let me handle his pics on twitter. So Lee, if you need help just ask.
Sir Calumn 30-01-2012, 11:13:AM Yeah, he should let me handle his pics on twitter. So Lee, if you need help just ask. Or me! Check out my seemless work...
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1125/leewithunited.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/31/leewithunited.jpg/)
4ndr3i 30-01-2012, 11:19:AM HAHAHAHA !!
You even got his head size correct !
Nimreitz 30-01-2012, 11:22:AM You even got his head size correct !
It's hard for a forum post to make me actually laugh instead of just smile, but this did it. Cracking up over here.
Azrael 30-01-2012, 11:34:AM HAHAHAHA !!
You even got his head size correct !
Haha! (H)
Pannu 30-01-2012, 05:31:PM You are sad pathetic tw@ts and I hope God or Satan does away with you.
these days i only post about football on 'soccergaming' and am thinking about leaving altogether because I dont like the attitudes of the posters there...
i also respect the way you stand up for yourself. I hope they dont do anything nasty with the photos.
zlojack 30-01-2012, 05:38:PM He's found religion!
leungtl 30-01-2012, 05:42:PM these days i only post about football on 'soccergaming' and am thinking about leaving altogether because I dont like the attitudes of the posters there...
i also respect the way you stand up for yourself. I hope they dont do anything nasty with the photos.
Pics or GTFO.
Pannu 30-01-2012, 05:43:PM All you're doing by posting photos of me is just proving that I have a life no matter what what I do or what you think. I don't see anyone on here posting their own photos and mocking them because you're all shallow and you don't have the bottle unlike me.
I've already sent a private message with the pics to everyone I found on Lee's friend list on facebook. Just got done yesterday.
You do talk utter bollocks Azrael! My friend list on Facebook is only viewable if you're friends with me on Facebook, and the bollocks award for talking utter **** goes to you my friend!
leungtl 30-01-2012, 05:50:PM All you're doing by posting photos of me is just proving that I have a life no matter what you think or what I do, I don't see anyone on here posting their own photos and mocking them because you're all shallow and you don't have the bottle unlike me.
Son, if that's what you think constitutes having "a life", then live life to the fullest I say.
And no, aside from the point that nobody here posts their own photos for people to mock because we're not stupid, you didn't post your photo here. You posted them on some Russian BDSM site where the members were likely doing much more than just "mocking" you.
Pannu 30-01-2012, 06:00:PM Son, if that's what you think constitutes having "a life", then live life to the fullest I say.
And no, aside from the point that nobody here posts their own photos for people to mock because we're not stupid, you didn't post your photo here. You posted them on some Russian BDSM site where the members were likely doing much more than just "mocking" you.
I hardly call, "Oh very sexy!" a form of ridicule! Posting vicious text and photos of me on a forum is not what I call "mature".
"Oh look let's ridicule a person I don't even know and post pics of him" on a forum for the purpose of mockery isn't mature either.
zlojack 30-01-2012, 06:04:PM Epic self-quoting sig! (H)
leungtl 30-01-2012, 06:06:PM I hardly call, "Oh very sexy!" a form of ridicule! Posting vicious text and photos of me on a forum is not what I call "mature".
"Oh look let's ridicule a person I don't even know and post pics of him" on a forum for the purpose of mockery isn't mature either.
Sorry, could you please point out where in my post I used the word "mature"? I don't recall addressing that (I noticed you used quotation marks).
Pannu 30-01-2012, 06:06:PM I hear Gary Speed's death might not have been an accident - http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12018/7466439/Speed-death-may-have-been-accident
leungtl 30-01-2012, 06:17:PM Epic self-quoting sig! (H)
Blink and you'll miss it (H)
http://49.imagebam.com/download/3xPMKZBhaen7N1m33pas5Q/17243/172420942/selfquotesig.png
zlojack 30-01-2012, 06:17:PM Lee, bring back the self-quoting sig. That was classic!
Pannu 30-01-2012, 06:18:PM I mean, who the hell would "nod off" while sitting with a cable around their neck on some stairs in their own garage? I think it was suicide, I don't know what kind of forensic would suggest otherwise.
zlojack 30-01-2012, 06:20:PM Are you contemplating following in his footsteps, Lee? Why are you posting this? Feeling suicidal?
Pannu 30-01-2012, 06:23:PM He was a great Premier League player with one of the highest appearance records in the league and he managed his own country, it was a shock when I first heard about it because he's still fairly young. It'll be interesting to hear the real truth about his death.
zlojack 30-01-2012, 06:26:PM I'm curious about your choice of threads for this posting. It is of great concern that you are talking about suicide. If you need help, please contact me via PM. Joking is all well and good, but no one should ever hurt himself.
Pannu 30-01-2012, 06:36:PM You tend to question why people in the football business would want to commit suicide? Is it boredom? Because if I had £200k a week I wouldn't want to kill myself.
Azrael was kind enough to send me a photo of himself, it's nice to know that people aren't afraid to show their face:
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/5020/azrael.jpg
leungtl 30-01-2012, 06:39:PM Please direct all conversation on Gary Speed to here:
http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=171910
zlojack 30-01-2012, 06:44:PM Lee, if you feel the need to kill yourself, then you should talk to someone. I mean, I understand these photos might make you feel a bit strange, but there are alternatives.
Nimreitz 30-01-2012, 06:52:PM Pannu, if you go back in this thread you can find pics of everyone who you had exchanges with.
EDIT: And if it's maturity you're after, feel free to join Calumn and my discussion in the book thread :)
rony31 31-01-2012, 02:58:AM You tend to question why people in the football business would want to commit suicide? Is it boredom? Because if I had £200k a week I wouldn't want to kill myself.
Azrael was kind enough to send me a photo of himself, it's nice to know that people aren't afraid to show their face:
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/5020/azrael.jpg
We all know Azrael's a Jew, thus I'm gonna go ahead and question your source of that photo of a clearly brown and possibly anti-semitic guy.
Nimreitz 31-01-2012, 03:26:AM You tend to question why people in the football business would want to commit suicide? Is it boredom? Because if I had £200k a week I wouldn't want to kill myself.
Azrael was kind enough to send me a photo of himself, it's nice to know that people aren't afraid to show their face:
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/5020/azrael.jpg
It doesn't really work when many of us actually know what he looks like.
Nimreitz 31-01-2012, 03:28:AM You tend to question why people in the football business would want to commit suicide? Is it boredom? Because if I had £200k a week I wouldn't want to kill myself.
Yeah I don't know. Usually depression only happens to poor people. I find that people's happiness is directly correlated to their wealth. Poor people tend to think that money will solve all their problems, and while it keeps them from getting sued of having the water turned off, in terms of mental health money doesn't help at all.
Azrael was kind enough to send me a photo of himself, it's nice to know that people aren't afraid to show their face:
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/5020/azrael.jpg
You know, it doesn't really work when many of us actually know what he looks like.
Sir Calumn 31-01-2012, 05:48:AM I mean, who the hell would "nod off" while sitting with a cable around their neck on some stairs in their own garage? I think it was suicide, I don't know what kind of forensic would suggest otherwise. Lee, if you are contemplating suicide I do not think hanging would be the best option for you. There have been cases of potential suicide-es with a well above average mass managing to break the rope in attempted hangings and ending up embarrassed and on the floor.
A better bet may be jumping off Vale House in Newcastle... just remember, generally you have to go above six stories to guarantee success, but again, for a man of well above average mass it might be advisable to increase that somewhat.
Azrael 31-01-2012, 07:23:PM You do talk utter bollocks Azrael! My friend list on Facebook is only viewable if you're friends with me on Facebook, and the bollocks award for talking utter **** goes to you my friend!
I know. Have fun guessing which one of your friends is the Azrael from SG using a fake account.
Hahahahaha!
His photoshop skills fall short of yours Andrei....
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Azrael 31-01-2012, 11:41:PM He knows of them 98% maybe?
Deisler 01-02-2012, 02:23:AM Last item purchased on eBay:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MANCHESTER-UNITED-YELLOW-TRACKSUIT-NIKE-EXTRA-LARGE-BRAND-NEW-TAGS-/310368496340?_trksid=p4340.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DDLSL%252BSIC.NPJS%26its%3DI%26itu %3DUCI%252BUA%26otn%3D10%26pmod%3D310366258562%252 B310366258562%26po%3D%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D60110141 80060118135
leungtl 01-02-2012, 04:22:AM My view on the future
No one knows what the future may hold but I would love to join a creative web company, or become a really successful freelance web/graphic designer. I might not have a fancy degree but I have the knowledge and experience, something that is a lot more valuable than a piece of paper.
Employer translation: "I'm too stupid to get a degree."
RobbieD_PL 01-02-2012, 08:34:AM How can you have knowledge and fail all subjects in your course?
Sir Calumn 01-02-2012, 11:03:AM KNOWLEDGE
▪ Photoshop and Dreamweaver: 98%
▪ Microsoft Word and PowerPoint 96%
▪ XHTML and CSS: 95%
▪ SEO: 84%
▪ Javascript and jQuery: 56%
▪ PHP and MySQL: 35%
▪ Flash and Actionscript: 15%
▪ CMS: 9%
▪ C# ASP.NET (4.0): 5%
http://www.behance.net/leecraigstewart Hahahahaha, so, photoshopping is the thing he's best at.... and he's **** at that.... I'm beginning to see why he's such an utter failure.
▪ C# ASP.NET (4.0): 5%
Comparatively, all this means is that he knows how to write C# ASP.NET (4.0).
Haha. Why would you list something you only know 5% of? In that case I should start putting Thai, French, Italian and Japanese on my resume
Sir Calumn 01-02-2012, 11:38:AM Can you imagine the interviewer...
"5% Japanese, eh? That's good enough for us! You're hired."
You know, if Lee actually listened to us and took note of the ridiculous flaws in his CV and self-presentation we pointed out, he would actually do a lot better in life.
ShearerM4 01-02-2012, 11:55:AM SG Life Coach Consultants.
... That sounds like a plan.
Pannu 01-02-2012, 01:27:PM Can you imagine the interviewer...
"5% Japanese, eh? That's good enough for us! You're hired."
You know, if Lee actually listened to us and took note of the ridiculous flaws in his CV and self-presentation we pointed out, he would actually do a lot better in life.
I hardly think so, I mean, why should I listen to bunch of hypocrites? I don't even take note of anything critical you say because I have no respect for any of you. You all just natter on like a couple of old women and frankly it's borderline pathetic.
Sir Calumn 01-02-2012, 01:58:PM I hardly think so, I mean, why should I listen to bunch of hypocrites? I don't even take note of anything critical you say because I have no respect for any of you. You all just natter on like a couple of old women and frankly it's borderline pathetic. Well, I guess your university and work careers are currently going so well you hardly need any advice....
clash 01-02-2012, 02:42:PM You all just natter on like a couple of old women and frankly it's borderline pathetic.
So old women are pathetic, a bit sexist aren't we? I thought the LGBT movement was respectful when comes to other types of social discrimination as they've been a victim of it themselves and should know better.
Nimreitz 01-02-2012, 07:23:PM Employer translation: "I'm too stupid to get a degree."
One of my best friends in high school dropped out of college and was a freelance web developer for several years, before his app/plugin took off and he could live off the earnings from it. He moved to San Francisco and secured $2.5 million in investment from Google Ventures and others. He is also 27 years old.
You don't need a degree, particularly in Lee's chosen field, but I guarantee you my friend doesn't go around saying "I might not have a degree, but I'm just as good as anyone else!" He lets his work do the talking. After pursuing web development for at least 5 years, as far as I'm aware Lee has not actually done any real work for which he can be judged, and therefore has to resort to this.
Seriously Lee, the money right now is in apps. If you're serious about this sort of career, that's what you should be doing. Figure out something that people need in app form, and create it, then put it up at the apple store and android market.
Sir Calumn 01-02-2012, 07:34:PM Maybe an app for finding fellow bisexual lycra fetishists in your area?
RobbieD_PL 01-02-2012, 07:56:PM Maybe an app for finding fellow bisexual lycra fetishists in your area?
GPS version or cyber?
leungtl 03-02-2012, 04:22:AM Maybe an app for finding fellow bisexual lycra fetishists in your area?
Grindr?
Sir Calumn 03-02-2012, 02:26:PM LCS - Lycra Contact Service
yoyo913 05-02-2012, 03:21:AM the drummer
http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/21/5745d623377744cc8b79efe022b86a79/l.jpg
bybuti 07-02-2012, 06:22:PM Barça - Arsenal (March, 2011).
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/200747_10150176723825460_556075459_9074898_5406026 _n.jpg
Nimreitz 07-02-2012, 06:32:PM I must say, the Pep jersey is kinda badass.
Jaboldinho 07-02-2012, 07:01:PM me jelly
Arnau 07-02-2012, 08:17:PM Seems you had a nice view of Messi's beauty
http://lionelmessifan.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/34/files/lionel-messi-fc-barcelona-3-1-arsenal8-march-2011-champions-league/messi-vs-arsenal.jpg
bybuti 07-02-2012, 11:07:PM Yup, it was on that goal. One of the best Messi's goals, live. But I couldn't enjoy the match as much as I wanted. I suffered during the end. :(
Nimreitz 25-02-2012, 08:26:AM http://i.imgur.com/L7mP3l.jpg
Oh yeah, yellow chinos! Brown with black, YEAH! Too bad you can't see the burberry pattern where the polo buttons are, it really brings everything together. But it's this
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Burberry-Brit-Short-Sleeve-Classic-Polo-NWT-/00/s/ODk5WDE2MDA=/$%28KGrHqRHJBwE8fdlVnBGBPIuW,EWwg~~60_58.JPG
Although that image looks sort of knock-offy.
EDIT: Man, what a weird angle on that mirror, everything just looks kind of off in the picture. TBH, I think they might be the best fitting pants I've ever had, but my legs just look stubby here. Ah well...
Arnau 25-02-2012, 01:11:PM fap fap fap
zlojack 25-02-2012, 05:24:PM You putting on weight?
Nimreitz 25-02-2012, 06:17:PM Hahaha, well yes actually, but I'm amazed you can tell that from this picture.
yoyo913 25-02-2012, 06:24:PM Your arm (around your elbow) and legs are wider. Probably just 10 pounds.
Nimreitz 25-02-2012, 06:28:PM Probably more like 20 TBH
http://i.imgur.com/smz6Al.jpg
Had just boarded Norwegian Gem to Bahamas before Christmas.
Sir Calumn 26-02-2012, 12:08:PM Here's a picture of King examining a deer's anus.
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5585/30215721914824147692610.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/707/30215721914824147692610.jpg/)
yoyo913 26-02-2012, 05:54:PM http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/5585/30215721914824147692610.jpg
Sir Calumn 26-02-2012, 06:30:PM King is actually quite handsome for an Indian
Jaboldinho 26-02-2012, 06:43:PM Rassist!
King is actually quite handsome for an Indian
You are not suppose to use my facebook pictures here! (H)
I already told you that if I were gay than we would have already had couple of Anglo-Indian babies and mind you not that Anglo-Indians are very beautiful people!
Sir Calumn 27-02-2012, 12:06:PM Our lovechild would look like this...
http://www.stockphotopro.com/photo-thumbs-2/ARPFAW.jpg
Jaboldinho 27-02-2012, 02:36:PM So, your lovechild is Dragan?
Azrael 27-02-2012, 03:35:PM So, your lovechild is Dragan?
Beat me to it.
Sir Calumn 27-02-2012, 04:21:PM Yeah actually, pretty much.
Our lovechild would look like this...
http://www.stockphotopro.com/photo-thumbs-2/ARPFAW.jpg
I said beautiful people....
yoyo913 08-04-2012, 05:29:AM Yeah actually, pretty much.
Hey guys he're a picture of me
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/5382/72902986.jpg
That is a nice picture!
Nimreitz 08-04-2012, 07:45:AM That face is so familiar. It isn't Vinet is it?
yoyo913 08-04-2012, 07:46:AM That face is so familiar. It isn't Vinet is it?
No, it's my corner king.
http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3212750#post3212750
edit: His collar seems pretty tight.
Sir Calumn 08-04-2012, 04:51:PM Haha that looks EXACTLY like my thinner, better looking younger brother.
yoyo913 08-04-2012, 06:14:PM Does his neck fat bulge out of his shirt?
mvanegmond04 12-04-2012, 09:04:AM Ok..........heres one of myself:
http://i928.photobucket.com/albums/ad124/mvanegmond04/webcam-toy-photo6.jpg
Nimreitz 12-04-2012, 10:11:AM Awesome timing to get you thrown into the Sexiest Member contest.
Back Door Skip 12-04-2012, 03:02:PM (H)
Sir Calumn 12-04-2012, 03:15:PM http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8644/73706009.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/3/73706009.jpg/)
Arnau 12-04-2012, 06:03:PM (H)!
yoyo913 12-04-2012, 06:44:PM Haha! Calumn you ARE the graphix master!
Back Door Skip 12-04-2012, 06:53:PM Hahahaha (H)
Jaboldinho 13-04-2012, 09:49:AM ahhaahahh
mvanegmond04 13-04-2012, 03:50:PM Ahahaha, pretty good ;)
Sir Calumn 13-04-2012, 08:22:PM Sometimes when I get lonely I talk to the livejasmin girls on free chat and I refuse to believe I'm the only one!
Voltaic Borusse 23-04-2012, 07:58:PM http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/4870/gooses.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/gooses.jpg/)
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Voltaic Borusse 23-04-2012, 08:10:PM Yes it is! (H)
rony31 24-04-2012, 03:06:AM Ew, vodka. Welcome back though. You still look like a complete badass all the time?
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/4870/gooses.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/gooses.jpg/)
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Where was this at?
Voltaic Borusse 24-04-2012, 04:36:AM Thanks Rony.
Where was this at?
Eden in K-Town.
yoyo913 24-04-2012, 06:05:AM Happy traveling my friend
ronnifan9 24-04-2012, 07:58:PM My 1st time showing my face on SG...
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8176/sexybeard.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/204/sexybeard.jpg/)
sexyness
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/718/pondering.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/62/pondering.jpg/)
Hmmm
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7360/thebeachm.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/267/thebeachm.jpg/)
The beach is that way beautiful. (H)
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/595/29671000.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/28/29671000.jpg/)
One of my talents, drawing.
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Sir Calumn 24-04-2012, 10:49:PM Ha you look pretty dangerous....... despite your fluffy online persona (H)
Nimreitz 24-04-2012, 10:53:PM Hahahaha, yeah one of the last guys on here I'd want to get in a fight with.
Sir Calumn 24-04-2012, 11:25:PM I love that the internet gives me the ability to horrendously take the piss out of people that could easily kill me if they were in the same country (H)
Nimreitz 24-04-2012, 11:26:PM Ronnifan looks like B-Real
Jaboldinho 24-04-2012, 11:36:PM I love that the internet gives me the ability to horrendously take the piss out of people that could easily kill me if they were in the same country (H)
I love that the internet gives me the ability to talk to people who would probably infect me if they were in the same country.
Thanks Rony.
Eden in K-Town.
No wonder that's all I see in the background. I thought you crashed some Asian party. (H)
How was the lounge though?
rony31 25-04-2012, 05:34:AM Hahahaha, yeah one of the last guys on here I'd want to get in a fight with.
How many people do you think he's killed?
Voltaic Borusse 25-04-2012, 05:38:AM No wonder that's all I see in the background. I thought you crashed some Asian party. (H)
How was the lounge though?
We did more than crash it. We took it over. (H)
Good music, moderately priced drinks but it's too small. Where in NY are you? I just moved to the Heights from Queens!
Nimreitz 25-04-2012, 05:41:AM Take your wayfarers off inside douche!
Voltaic Borusse 25-04-2012, 05:58:AM Take your wayfarers off inside douche!
Hahaha! I was waiting for someone to point that out. Pretty douchy of me, I know! :-D
Nimreitz 25-04-2012, 06:17:AM I think it makes a better picture though
Azrael 25-04-2012, 12:10:PM I'm so racist :(
ronnifan9 25-04-2012, 04:36:PM Ha you look pretty dangerous....... despite your fluffy online persona (H)
Fluffy, son did you just call me FLUFFY?!!
OK. (H)
Hahahaha, yeah one of the last guys on here I'd want to get in a fight with.
Nah, I'm a peaceful man...I'd probably try to talk you out of a physical confrontation before actually having to fight with anyone. Someone has to REALLY piss me off (like talk smack on my girlfriend, or defend a close friend of mine) in order to get in a fight with me. Over the years, I've learned to detach my self from negative situations and to take everything with ease and calm.
Ronnifan looks like B-Real
Yeah? Well my friends do call me 'iron lungs' as well. :rolleyes:
How many people do you think he's killed?
Haha nobody, my last fight was when I was like 13. I wasn't gonna kill anybody over letting me barrow his skateboard, but I did kick his asz. I gave him a black eye and broke his braces. poor kid (H)
We did more than crash it. We took it over. (H)
Good music, moderately priced drinks but it's too small. Where in NY are you? I just moved to the Heights from Queens!
Do you mean Jackson Heights? (H)
I live in Forest Hills.
Arnau 28-05-2012, 11:08:AM trying to avoid aliens to read my mind
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6028/280520122267.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/836/280520122267.jpg/)
Back Door Skip 28-05-2012, 05:51:PM (H)
Reminds me of Futurama for some strange reason.
Xifio 28-05-2012, 07:55:PM Philip J. Arnau ...
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2633/xifiofuturamafoilhatrw.jpg
Sir Calumn 28-05-2012, 09:27:PM Xifio when are you gonna post a pic of yourself?
yoyo913 30-05-2012, 12:08:AM Arnau wins the thread
Very proud of this:
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s720x720/198392_3746013221734_939665409_n.jpg
yoyo913 02-06-2012, 11:03:PM Tom wins the thread.
Nimreitz 04-06-2012, 11:32:AM No he doesn't. That Stormtrooper isn't legit. Luke was "too short for a Stormtrooper", that one is a kid!
Attempt to win the thread #2:
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/319886_3747336894825_1240359298_n.jpg
fender 04-06-2012, 05:27:PM A pic with a wannabe Leia in that slave costume would definitely win it all.
rony31 05-06-2012, 06:03:AM Attempt to win the thread #2:
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/319886_3747336894825_1240359298_n.jpg
It was fun hanging out man, we should do it again sometime :)
Nimreitz 05-06-2012, 08:09:AM The average Wookie is 7'3''
Sir Calumn 07-06-2012, 08:53:PM Very proud of this:
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s720x720/198392_3746013221734_939665409_n.jpg The value of this is completely eradicated by your huge, gormless northern smile
Ebonix 08-06-2012, 11:56:PM You should shoot whoever took the photo too. Blurrrrrrr.
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