This game is worse then heroin!!

I play it all the time!! I am at work and i think about it. I don't feel right until I am playing Pro Evolution. I think I may need to go to counselling or something. This is only after the first week, I haven't even scratched the surface yet!!

My girlfriend puts up with it now, but I know she will get pissed off!!

Oh well!!

I know what you mean.

I turned down a definate shag last night in favour of staying up playing PES, and I really like shagging. :rolleyes:

A definite shag? If it's a sure thing(like a girlfriend) then I'd definitely pick PES, but if it was a one night pickup(hot chick in some club), then I'd go for the shag, 'cause I might regret that later.

It's a tough call though :)

Nah it was just the girlfriend, although these days that isn't allways such a sure thing :D

In times of need Pro Evolution Soccer will allways be there for me, whereas women come and go.

My girl works so hard I have plenty of time to play PES on my own....my problem is, an hour after shagging, I feel the need to play PES.

It's good though, cos it keeps me on my toes with her - if she's exhausted and snoring blissfully, I can creep off and play, so it encourages me to put in that extra effort that you sometimes don't bother with when it's your long-time girlfriend....;)

There must be a way to have sex AND play pes at the same time...............actually, that would be too much of a good experience for the body to take.

No boys, there is a way of shagging and playing PES at the same time, your all missing out here!!!!!.

Me and my mates call it the "doggie style gameplay".

I can't be too graphic, but basically you have the tv set up as normal with u and your girl in the obvious position, while balancing the dual shock controller on her lower back.

So next time your faced with this dilemma, no need to try and choose, there is a way around everything!!!!:D

Best of both worlds!:cool:

I always thought Ange was a girl :confused:

A girl? In here? Never!

A girl?, me? LOL...sorry 100% male

just a nickname for me, which has been shortened, that stuck from when i was younger.

anyway that took some gloss off my suggestion! :D

sorry Ange, great suggestion mate

Originally posted by Ange_Marls
No boys, there is a way of shagging and playing PES at the same time, your all missing out here!!!!!.

Me and my mates call it the "doggie style gameplay".

I can't be too graphic, but basically you have the tv set up as normal with u and your girl in the obvious position, while balancing the dual shock controller on her lower back.

So next time your faced with this dilemma, no need to try and choose, there is a way around everything!!!!:D

Best of both worlds!:cool:

What about when you want a mate around unless your girlfriend is accomodating it could be a bit embarrasing...

Also what about the necessary drink? maybe a tray balanced gently on her back would be a good idea.... Good job the girlfriend cant read this....

yep, you can balance a tray on the back too, has a couple of uses.

But as for the mate, well if you want the best of everything, she can be the multiplayer as she will be facing the screen aswell, no excuse for her not have a game with you! :D

I'm going to show this thread to my girlfriend just to show her that I am not alone.

Its astonishing how quickly a thread can degenerate.
What started of as an innocent post quickly turned into filth.

Excellent.