View Full Version : World's dumbest footballer or footballing personality?


Gareth
19-12-2001, 11:22:PM
As the title says, who is the dumbest in all aspects.

I'd have to say Alex Furgeson, he is dumb because he hasn't resigned yet :D

Ruben Sosa
19-12-2001, 11:50:PM
LoL! :D

ShearerM4
20-12-2001, 02:38:AM
well lots of candidates

Inzaghi
Rob Savage
would have to be top of my list

terrorcop
20-12-2001, 05:45:AM
van der saar i dont know he just looks unconcious everytime i see him

StuGillespie
20-12-2001, 06:19:AM
Barry Ferguson and David Beckham are both pretty thick. Also, Mark Yardley (he plays for St. Mirren fo you poor ignorant folk never to have heard of him) once said "Promotion is the carrot at the end of the tunnel we are all aiming for" Nice comment!

haha
20-12-2001, 07:49:AM
Beckham easily what a dumb ****er.......

PHILLIPS999
20-12-2001, 12:57:PM
Ian Marshall of Ipswich. Hes gotta long 70's perm and speaks like a woman.

Hes either a raving queer or his voice has never broken!!!!

Jambo Den
20-12-2001, 01:04:PM
Kevin Keegan.have you heard some of the crap he comes out with??:D :D :D

Sweden Boy
20-12-2001, 01:33:PM
Ivan Campo,From Real Madrid:p :p

JTNY
20-12-2001, 01:41:PM
MOSt of you don't know these people but they are dumb. The Soccer Australia. They are so crap they are about to become extinct, as they have no funds or investors.

Amika
20-12-2001, 02:47:PM
lee bowyer...

Gareth
20-12-2001, 03:27:PM
Your forgetting the favourtie:

BARTHEZ!!!

lito88
20-12-2001, 04:29:PM
Barthez:D :D

monkee
21-12-2001, 12:33:AM
Owen and Shearer sound pretty slow when they speak. Sound like droopy smashed on dope. Owen's speach when he was accepting the award for European Footballer of the Year was class, how many times can you say 'I'm honoured', 'award like this' in a scentence?

Mind you Keegan takes it I think. Just for these, not to mention others:

"It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket - every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card"

" I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona."

"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw."

"He's using his strength, and that is his strength, his strength."

"Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice."

"The tide is very much in our court now."

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."

"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different."

"I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon"

"In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg."

"The 33 or 34 year olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they\rquote re not careful."

"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half time."

"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different. They are both
called Steve."

"The ref was vertically 15 yards away. He has a moustache."

"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game."

"That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong."

That's all I've got but I'm sure there are many, many more.

Dirlewanger
21-12-2001, 12:39:AM
I gotta stick with Paul Gascoigne

a wife beatin' alcoholic with the IQ to match:p

haha
21-12-2001, 10:46:AM
Some great quotes there :D