View Full Version : The Great Mysteries of Life


Gareth
28-12-2001, 07:19:PM
Have you ever wondered why some things are the way they are?

Why are men attracted to two rounded peices of fat, also known as tits, boobs, knockers etc.

Why do we....

you think of some....

Joe
28-12-2001, 07:22:PM
I've already said things like that before.

But I watched some show about hwo we are unconcsiously attracted to certain things on the womans body. I can get back to you in the details but I'm tired and can't concentrate.

But my thing was: "Why are "the goals of life" to poke our things into a little hole?" Doesn't make sense to me, but, hey, it sounds like fun. :p

Dhruv
28-12-2001, 07:42:PM
??

haha
29-12-2001, 01:23:AM
Why are all the tasty foods unhealthy? :(

Ubik Valis
29-12-2001, 10:42:AM
Originally posted by haha
Why are all the tasty foods unhealthy? :(

My point exactly.... :D

bex7
29-12-2001, 11:22:AM
Why is Christmas only ONCE a year!?!?!:D

Dirlewanger
29-12-2001, 11:42:AM
why do we spend hours of our short lives hunched over monitors?:p

bex7
29-12-2001, 12:12:PM
Why am i pressing these buttons, when i could be pressing others.....AAAAAAIIIIIII:D

manufan
29-12-2001, 12:46:PM
Why am i pressing these buttons, when i could be pressing others.....AAAAAAIIIIIII

:confused: :crazyboy: :monkey:

Ruben Sosa
29-12-2001, 01:15:PM
Why is the sky blue?

Why can I type without a brain?

Why is the cat talking to me?

... maybe I shouldn't have eaten the bean dip.

bex7
31-12-2001, 12:03:PM
Originally posted by Ruben Sosa
Why is the sky blue?

Why can I type without a brain?

Why is the cat talking to me?

... maybe I shouldn't have eaten the bean dip.


what ELSE have you been eating man?

yoyo_911
31-12-2001, 02:06:PM
why is my urine blue?

yoyo_911
31-12-2001, 02:09:PM
and the biggest wander:

Women

well im only 13 but from all the comedy stand ups I saw on chanel 24 with the men constantly talking about it ,the future today knows these "things"

and it's quite sad

leungtl
31-12-2001, 02:12:PM
What does the 'Post Reply' button do? :confused:

bex7
01-01-2002, 03:18:AM
Just why IS Ken Bates (chelsea chairman) such a T0sser!?

monkee
01-01-2002, 05:11:AM
Why is it that when you drop toast it will always land butter side down?

KADER
01-01-2002, 05:53:AM
Originally posted by monkee
Why is it that when you drop toast it will always land butter side down?

Coz I always put butter on the wrong side:rolleyes: It's obvious!:mad: :rolleyes: :p :D

bex7
01-01-2002, 06:21:AM
NO! stupid! The floor prefers tost WITH butter!