View Full Version : where is BIN LADEN?????


Dirlewanger
09-01-2002, 01:01:PM
Its my belief that usama bin laden is not in afghanistan or pakistan.

Sources tell me he had extensive plastic surgery after relocating to england, started an intensive post-cave fitness regime and is now taking his UEFA A + B courses back to back and will be named, by the will of allah of course, the next manager of manchester united. Where he will prepare a 'Total' Jihad against europe more explosive than the Dresden bombings of 1945.

:p

or maybe not.....WHERE THE F*CK IS HE GUYS????:D :D

haha
09-01-2002, 10:03:PM
The Americans and Afgans are too lame to find him. He's probably there, or sitting in his mansion in Saudi Arabia :p

Parra Power
09-01-2002, 11:02:PM
My friend said he saw a general-sorta-dude from the pentagon say-
"Osama bin Laden is either in Afganistan, in some other country or dead", and I think that he is wrong. Bin Laden is on the moon. :)

ShearerM4
10-01-2002, 01:27:AM
yeah everone was saying ..."he won't get to live through Xmas" .. well he did and had it pretty cosy I'm sure

I sure wouldn't like to play hide and seek with him :crazyboy:

Dirlewanger
10-01-2002, 06:01:AM
hey, good stuff with the 2k shearer mate:D

bin laden is certainly a tricky customer, the guys like Dr. NO or something:>

ShearerM4
11-01-2002, 04:15:AM
Originally posted by Dirlewanger
hey, good stuff with the 2k shearer mate:D

thank you very much :D :D

AberdeenFC
11-01-2002, 11:18:AM
god sakes min, dont u know anything.......Bin Laden is in my garage playin snooker, duh!?

Dirlewanger
12-01-2002, 12:50:AM
actually, that doesnt suprise me gav:>

ytwoaone
12-01-2002, 12:54:AM
Dead (Hopefully)

AberdeenFC
12-01-2002, 05:38:AM
bin laden isnt that bad a guy, me, him, elvis, mario, jambo den, iceblu and ze penguin all got stoned in my garage and robbed a bank, it was really funny....

terrorcop
12-01-2002, 07:53:AM
i seriously dont think the guy is dead i think he is somewhere in south asia(thailand,cambodia,etc..)he has many connections there