Dirlewanger
09-01-2002, 01:01:PM
Its my belief that usama bin laden is not in afghanistan or pakistan.
Sources tell me he had extensive plastic surgery after relocating to england, started an intensive post-cave fitness regime and is now taking his UEFA A + B courses back to back and will be named, by the will of allah of course, the next manager of manchester united. Where he will prepare a 'Total' Jihad against europe more explosive than the Dresden bombings of 1945.
:p
or maybe not.....WHERE THE F*CK IS HE GUYS????:D :D
Sources tell me he had extensive plastic surgery after relocating to england, started an intensive post-cave fitness regime and is now taking his UEFA A + B courses back to back and will be named, by the will of allah of course, the next manager of manchester united. Where he will prepare a 'Total' Jihad against europe more explosive than the Dresden bombings of 1945.
:p
or maybe not.....WHERE THE F*CK IS HE GUYS????:D :D