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Sitting down last night with family members I was told stories of my childhood past that I did not know. I am eager to hear any other stories people might have.
1) I used to be into "making" colorful books with little stories. So one time when I was about three I drew a guy jumping off a diving board with a penis. It was the talk of the neighborhood as my grandma showed everyone, because it was funny.
2) I now know why I replace "Yes" with "I" (Aye), because when I was about two to four I never said yes, I just said "Aye".
"Joe do you want to eat?"
"Aye"
3) Remember Ralph Wiggim playing "Wiggle Puppy" who ran around like a dog? Well, I want through my own "being a dog stage". I would play for hours pretending I was a dog when I was four. One time at my grandmas house my mom approached my grandma:
"Where's Joe?"
"He's under the kitchen table"
"He's been underneath that table for over 3 hours! Enough Dee, you should have made him come out"
"I gave him food, and I try to talk to him but he just barks back."
Now I know where I got some of the craziness from. Any other weird childhood memory stories?
terrorcop 20-01-2002, 10:20:AM haha
well heres one story from when i was young(5 or 6)
i use to play all the time with my uncle he use to make me do stupid things like eat herb and ground he was telling me he look at me you see how big i am well if you wanna be like me you better eat like me so i did i was stupid lol and he also taught me all kinds of bad words so once i see everyone from the village going to the pope's house my parents told me it is to see my uncle but i didnt know he was dead so once i cam there i was looking at him i taught he was sleeping you know... then the pope started singing i didnt know what was going on so i said hey ionel wake up ... no answer ... i wait a bit longer i was getting pissed so i raised my voice and said again IONEL WAKE UP!!.. no answer.. third time i got really pissed and i screamed IONEL WAKE THE F UCK UP!!!! lol everyone turned around and looked at me and started laughing and the pope too then he told me that he passed away so i then i started crying i didnt even know that what i said in front of the pope was bad man i was stupid lol
KADER 20-01-2002, 12:03:PM Originally posted by terrorcop
haha
well heres one story from when i was young(5 or 6)
i use to play all the time with my uncle he use to make me do stupid things like eat herb and ground he was telling me he look at me you see how big i am well if you wanna be like me you better eat like me so i did i was stupid lol and he also taught me all kinds of bad words so once i see everyone from the village going to the pope's house my parents told me it is to see my uncle but i didnt know he was dead so once i cam there i was looking at him i taught he was sleeping you know... then the pope started singing i didnt know what was going on so i said hey ionel wake up ... no answer ... i wait a bit longer i was getting pissed so i raised my voice and said again IONEL WAKE UP!!.. no answer.. third time i got really pissed and i screamed IONEL WAKE THE F UCK UP!!!! lol everyone turned around and looked at me and started laughing and the pope too then he told me that he passed away so i then i started crying i didnt even know that what i said in front of the pope was bad man i was stupid lol
Roftlmao:D Thats so funny :D
I'll think, maybe I will remember something
flyer884 20-01-2002, 12:06:PM When I was about 5 years old, me and my older cousin were at my grandparents house.
We were making fun of my grandfathers friend whos name was "Zenon". We would call his name and then run away.
Well, he was getting ready to leave, when he dropped his keys... so he bent down. And, for some reason, I smacked his ass, and ran away.
The next day, I found out that Zenon had died that night.
My cousin convinced me that I killed him.
Gareth 20-01-2002, 12:38:PM Joe, Ralph Wiggum's dog friend was named Wiggle Puppy!! :D:D
I would tell some stories, well one, the funniest is a bit to raunchy for this forum, would be better in the Any Goes Forum. Lets just say it involved me (aged 12) a girl (same age) and a carrot, lets leave it at that.
Originally posted by Gareth
Joe, Ralph Wiggum's dog friend was named Wiggle Puppy!! :D:D
I would tell some stories, well one, the funniest is a bit to raunchy for this forum, would be better in the Any Goes Forum. Lets just say it involved me (aged 12) a girl (same age) and a carrot, lets leave it at that.
He used a carrot.
But that's not a "cute little kid" story, that's like a pre-teen experimenting story.
mhflierman 20-01-2002, 01:34:PM This one time at camp..... I stuck a .... damn, whoops wrong story. :D
Originally posted by Gareth
Joe, Ralph Wiggum's dog friend was named Wiggle Puppy!! :D:D
I would tell some stories, well one, the funniest is a bit to raunchy for this forum, would be better in the Any Goes Forum. Lets just say it involved me (aged 12) a girl (same age) and a carrot, lets leave it at that.
eeeeh*shudders*eeeeeh
flyer884 20-01-2002, 01:59:PM Originally posted by Gareth
Joe, Ralph Wiggum's dog friend was named Wiggle Puppy!! :D:D
I would tell some stories, well one, the funniest is a bit to raunchy for this forum, would be better in the Any Goes Forum. Lets just say it involved me (aged 12) a girl (same age) and a carrot, lets leave it at that.
did you eat the carrot afterward?
Gareth 20-01-2002, 02:32:PM Originally posted by flyer884
did you eat the carrot afterward?
Well put it this way, it was more like a fish stick not a carrot in the end :D:D:crazyboy:
IceBlu 20-01-2002, 03:52:PM i fractured my skull when i was 1 year old.......:D
i dislocated my jaw when i was 5 ...
i had a bike accident when i was 6....
.............thats about it..........:D
still alive and kickin.......
Dhruv 20-01-2002, 05:01:PM When i was 13 maybe...on our way to delhi , which takes about 6 hrs..we stopped to have lunch at a Dhaba and there i went to take a piss...and when i was moving towards the wshroom...I realised , a guy working there started giggling and i was wondering what the hell was he laughing about...i went in , came back and then looked back and i realised that i had gone into female toilet ...and had come back..safe and sound...
....And the guy was still standing outside laughing...:)
IceBlu 20-01-2002, 06:05:PM Originally posted by Dhruv
When i was 13 maybe...on our way to delhi , which takes about 6 hrs..we stopped to have lunch at a Dhaba and there i went to take a piss...and when i was moving towards the wshroom...I realised , a guy working there started giggling and i was wondering what the hell was he laughing about...i went in , came back and then looked back and i realised that i had gone into female toilet ...and had come back..safe and sound...
....And the guy was still standing outside laughing...:)
WTF is a Dhaba ?:confused:
Originally posted by Dhruv
When i was 13 maybe...on our way to delhi , which takes about 6 hrs..we stopped to have lunch at a Dhaba and there i went to take a piss...and when i was moving towards the wshroom...I realised , a guy working there started giggling and i was wondering what the hell was he laughing about...i went in , came back and then looked back and i realised that i had gone into female toilet ...and had come back..safe and sound...
....And the guy was still standing outside laughing...:)
You sure he wasn't laughing cos u are a girl that looks like a guy?:p Maybe you wet yourself, hehe......
Steaua Buch Fan 20-01-2002, 06:45:PM When i was smaller and i first learned the word suck ma d|ck i went and told everybody to suck ma d|ck LOL :p
maddog1983 21-01-2002, 12:54:AM i used to be injury prone !
i went to open the garage gates when i was 4ish and sliced of the top of my middle-right finger in the hinges.... then 6 months later i got my foot stuck in an escallator ... you know moving stairs in a shopping centre. i didnt get hurt but i bit shaken up !
as for you gareth and your fishy story about a carrot man thats ****ed up ! what a gross out man at that age you would have got serious girl germs !!! heheh
Dhruv 21-01-2002, 02:52:AM Originally posted by IceBlu
WTF is a Dhaba ?:confused:
Dhaba is like a hotel but what items you eat at hotel for maybe for 100 Rs. you get it at 20 Rs. but only disadvantage is that you don't have facilities like AC...or TV
Ubik Valis 21-01-2002, 08:39:AM Originally posted by IceBlu
i fractured my skull when i was 1 year old.......:D
That explains all.......... :D :monkey:
IceBlu 21-01-2002, 08:43:AM Originally posted by Dragan T
That explains all.......... :D :monkey:
LOLOL....:p
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