View Full Version : Yehea! That's 2000 posts ma-phuckas!


Ubik Valis
05-02-2002, 09:31:AM
WOOHOO!!!

Let's party everyone............

I have the grill

Ryan, bring the chicken (offcourse :D )

IceBlu, you bring the squirrels....lotsa!

INFESTA, bring the portguese bitches...please don't bring any with hairy legs! :D

Stevie....bring tha booze!!

Everyone else is offcourse invited! :cool: ;)

AberdeenFC
05-02-2002, 09:34:AM
me jackie4 and jambo den will bring bag pipes and get the tunes going:D :D

Help?
05-02-2002, 09:36:AM
Congrats, dude! Hope to reach 1500 posts soon.

manufan
05-02-2002, 09:37:AM
Congrats. I'll bring the.................URM.....................What kan I bring??:confused: :crazyboy:

AberdeenFC
05-02-2002, 09:40:AM
Originally posted by Help?
Congrats, dude! Hope to reach 1500 posts soon.


hmmm.....that would be weird

KADER
05-02-2002, 09:42:AM
Originally posted by Dragan T
INFESTA, bring the portguese bitches...please don't bring any with hairy legs! :D

I am sure he would like to bring some from Argentina better (if u dont get it, ask HUGO:D :p)

I'll give u a present in just a minute;)

Ubik Valis
05-02-2002, 09:49:AM
Originally posted by KADER


I'll give u a present in just a minute;)

:cool: *excited* :)

KADER
05-02-2002, 09:53:AM
:)
What you allways dreamed of:D :p ;)

Ubik Valis
05-02-2002, 09:56:AM
Originally posted by KADER
:)

HAhaha......thanks..............what's with the sheep?! :confused:

KADER
05-02-2002, 09:57:AM
aint u the sheep shagger?:monkey:

Ubik Valis
05-02-2002, 10:00:AM
Originally posted by KADER
aint u the sheep shagger?:monkey:

No i'm not goddamnit! JJ and PhiLLer are! :D

BTW: i can't seem to acces the soccered forum............you having the same prob? :confused:

IceBlu
05-02-2002, 10:08:AM
Squirrels are on their way.....!!!

i'll get some hash too.......:D :p

KADER
05-02-2002, 10:12:AM
http://dgl.microsoft.com/previews/AN00/AN00714_(p).gif http://dgl.microsoft.com/previews/AN00/AN00719_(p).gif
:crazyboy:

KADER
05-02-2002, 10:16:AM
http://www.beermonthclub.com/emailcards/beer.jpg http://www.samswine.com/images/img-beer-menupic.jpg

http://web.mit.edu/leilei/www/lays.gif http://www.pioneer.ca/images/specials/august/combo.jpg

Ubik Valis
05-02-2002, 10:18:AM
HAhaha...brilliant KADER! :D :cool: ;) :crazyboy:

KADER
05-02-2002, 10:20:AM
Sure:) :cool: :)
Itz ur party

IceBlu
05-02-2002, 10:24:AM
u forgot the stripper !!!

http://www.stripper-camilla.dk/html/images/billede130.jpg

KADER
05-02-2002, 10:27:AM
Shes so ugly she must be from argentina:p ;)

Dragan:
All I see over here ain't nothin' but a lot of honies lookin' for man
And pplas with a lot of money, bottles in they hand
And short shirts, honies tryin' to show that slow (show that)
Lined up tryin' to get through the velvet ropes
'Cause over here when the jam drops everybody bug
Standin' on the couches like this our club
Got the Bacardi and Cristal mixed in too (yeah)
Knowin' in the morning I'm a feel the blues (uh huh)
Now the jam keeps droppin' and the drinks keep comin'
and the girls keep talkin' to me (talkin' to you)
I mean **** straight poppin' everybody jumpin'
Makin' it hard for me to leave (oh)

[IceBlu:]
All you gotta do is call me and I'll come runnin' to where the party at
I keep a fat sack in the backpack
So what's happenin'?
In every city I'm rappin' in
If it's a after splash I'm the last cat in
Get in, purrin' tight like virgin
Like snow, flurrin'
The party begins when the slurpin' ends (oh)
You do me I do you
Spend a night with boo-boo
Let's have a private party for two
But it's gotta be pumpin' in order for me to get cream
Runnin' to the border for Colombian's green
Studyin' horniculture
My green thumb keeps them water vapors twistin'
I freak until I cum
I keeps it number one

[Hook - Kader, Dragan
Uh ooooooooooh
(Uh oh oh oh)
Uh ooooooooooh
(Uh oh oh oh)
Uh ooooooooooh {Yo, yo R.O.C.}
(Uh oh oh oh)
Uh ooooooooooh
(Uh oh oh oh)
If the party's where you're at, just let me know

[Hugo (Infesta)
Uh, uh
Now here we go, how 'bout another shot of henney?
I heard the apple martini happen to help plenty
Mami ven aqui, the party's over here!!
But the hustlers, gangsters, thugs is over here!!
Get wit' us (why?)
We true ballers like the Sixers
We all hoppin' out of sixes
Mines is black, Jermaine's is champagne
Jagged Edge in the blue, black and pearl white and gray
What a sight to be seen (uh)
So So Def's the crew I thought you knew
It's a beautiful thing (so beautiful)
I mean there's nothin' like us it's true
The sun could retire if the rocks we got get any brighter
WHOA!!
Once the man and the game that I kick begins
My nickname is ESPN
Now if ya jewels is blue and ya goose is gray
Mix in the O.J. and let's party away

[Hook]

[Kader
Just show me where that party at dirty
Somewhere where it's crackin' right around one-thirty
Never get done too early
I'm comiin' as is.... UHHH!!!
Doo-rags and Tims
I'm rollin' pass his... UHHH!!!
His little Jag and Benz with the Rolls
Not the one with the stems, the one with the rims
The one that seems to make more enemies than friends
I'm slidin' in pass doors, both eyes closed
Both arms rose, both charms froze
With the S-O SO D-E dot F
Buyin' bottles bottles, until it ain't none left
I'm quick to go left, I plays with no ref
I Jams mo' than Def, baby show me the club I'm like...
"Ay, where that bacardi at?"
Mix it with the Cris' baby, what's wrong with that?
We in the VIP twisted, down right spliffed it
Two way and ****, ooh they makin' like they mislit, missed it

[IceBlu Kader]
Left side just put ya hands up, throw 'em up
Right side just put ya hands up, throw 'em up
Everybody put ya hands up, throw 'em up
When the beat come back around everybody do it again
Do the eastside run this mutha for ya? (Hell yeah!!)
Do my southside run this mutha for ya? (Hell yeah!!)
And them haters and hittin' on, ain't talkin' 'bout us (Uh ooooh) {O-H-I-O}
And they look like... (Uh ooooh)
If the party's where you're at, just let me know {C-O, sick flow}

Ryan
Yo, this lil' cat got girls
Cat got flows, roll up in the party, snuck in the back door
I don't mean no harm, I just heard it was rockin'
Let me party witcha 'til the cops come knockin'
I'm tryin' to see what all the fuss about
Bounce a little bit before they put me out
I'm like the sun - this lil' cat got beam
Got girls 21 wishin' they was 14 (haha)
That's the affect that this phenom
Bow Weezy
When I do it I do it like it's for TV
They might come close but you and I both know they can't see me
I'm a So So Def representative
Young pplas in the game they was born to live
And we do what we do, we don't talk no smack
And we always know where the party at, bling (bling bling)

Kader, Dragan}
Ay, where the party at? {Tell 'em}
Girls is on the way, where the Bacardi at? {J.E. y'all}
Models and models, talkin' all of that
Know I can't forget about my thugs {C'mon}
(Where the party at?)
And all my girls {Yeah}
(Where the party at?)
Up in the club {Uh, yo}
(Where the party at?) {Tigah}
If they party's where you're at, let me here you say

Jambo Den
Man I rip flows, get dough everytime I rip shows
Rip hoes, when we mash out in Chevy's and fours
Niggas know they ain't heard it like this before
Whenever we pull up on the strip they like "Oh!!!"
Chickens know me, hundred dollar mac and shorts
Tank tops and Polies
If it's 'bout cash, I'm gas chick, I'm on E
On e'rything
Me and Jagged, everytime we hit the club
This nigga's off the chain!!!
You can believe that
And if you don't, come on down here where you can see that
Anything you wanna be, best believe I be's that (oh)
Where the G's at?
Where the keys at?
Where the 22's on them SUV's at?
Gotta have that from the do'
And gotta get me some mo'
Man you think I'm goin' on a groupie, no
Spot me with a fifth in the velvet room
Crown Royale while J.E. spit this velvet tune
It's over (over)
Dog

:p :D

manufan
05-02-2002, 10:42:AM
Sqiurrels anyone??:p
http://www.level66.com/useruploads/newpics/22_Level66bbq.jpg
http://www.level66.com/useruploads/newpics/10_Level66oaklandgrillchicken300.jpg
:D

Gareth
05-02-2002, 11:01:AM
Ha ha ha ha ha there are some real characters in these forums....

IceBlu
05-02-2002, 11:10:AM
some Chardonnay.........

to bring some class into this party.......

http://www.frewines.com/images/chardonnay.jpg:D

manufan
05-02-2002, 11:13:AM
some Chardonnay.........

to bring some class into this party.......


Isn't barbeque'd squirrels class enough???:p

AberdeenFC
05-02-2002, 11:18:AM
Damn Kader......you one sad muda***a!! and iceblu....we can do wit a better stripper than that...and everyone else, a sheep shagger is an aberdeen supporter:rolleyes: But Hey Dragan....I got someone to cook the squirrel for you!!!


ALI G!!!!:cool:

KADER
05-02-2002, 11:25:AM
Originally posted by AberdeenFC
Damn Kader......you one sad muda***a!! and iceblu....we can do wit a better stripper than that...and everyone else, a sheep shagger is an aberdeen supporter:rolleyes:

r u kiddin or u got problems?:rolleyes:

KADER
05-02-2002, 12:30:PM
the party seemed to be warming up, and suddenly everyone left:(

IceBlu
05-02-2002, 12:44:PM
i'mmmmmmmmmm coming up so u better get this party started !!!!!!

http://www.theholidayspot.com/hotdog/wallpapers/wall1small.jpg

INFESTA
05-02-2002, 01:07:PM
This is the funniest thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats to all of you!! :D

Special congrats to you, Dragan!!! ;)

If you ask me 2 times I'll tell you a small story involving me, 3 other friends, a college praxis and a "hairy protitute"!!!!

IceBlu
05-02-2002, 01:17:PM
tell us Hugo !!:D

Amika
05-02-2002, 02:29:PM
congrat.. dragan... i myself is hoping in reaching the 3000 mark soon... ;)

Can't stop the rush...
05-02-2002, 09:00:PM
Originally posted by KADER
Ryan
Yo, this lil' cat got girls
Cat got flows, roll up in the party, snuck in the back door
I don't mean no harm, I just heard it was rockin'
Let me party witcha 'til the cops come knockin'
I'm tryin' to see what all the fuss about
Bounce a little bit before they put me out
I'm like the sun - this lil' cat got beam
Got girls 21 wishin' they was 14 (haha)
That's the affect that this phenom
Bow Weezy
When I do it I do it like it's for TV
They might come close but you and I both know they can't see me
I'm a So So Def representative
Young pplas in the game they was born to live
And we do what we do, we don't talk no smack
And we always know where the party at, bling (bling bling)



LOL, I didn't know i could flow like that.:eek: :D

Can't stop the rush...
05-02-2002, 09:05:PM
Congrats Dragan. You should have about 9000 posts by now with all of your names that got deleted.:D


As for the chicken..........I guess another one got lost in the mail.:p

Gareth
05-02-2002, 09:50:PM
It's good to see that you have come out of the closet. It's great to see people coming to terms with their homosexualiy. I wish you all the best, by the way Saved_by_Jesus is free and asked me to give you his...... errr what were talking about? :confused:

:D j/k

Nah congratualtions. I wont be far behind you :)

Saved_by_Jesus
05-02-2002, 10:12:PM
Originally posted by Gareth
Nah congratualtions. I wont be far behind you :)
And I won't be far behind any of you!!;)

Gareth
05-02-2002, 10:31:PM
Originally posted by Saved_by_Jesus

And I won't be far behind any of you!!;)

Err yeah :confused:

Stevie B
06-02-2002, 02:29:AM
Originally posted by Saved_by_Jesus

And I won't be far behind any of you!!;)

Backs to the wall, Lads!!

AberdeenFC
06-02-2002, 06:08:AM
Originally posted by Saved_by_Jesus

And I won't be far behind any of you!!;)

thats ****ing disgusting, here's the only thing i can think of you munching on ;)

IceBlu
06-02-2002, 06:16:AM
muhahahahahhaahh.........nice one AFC:D :p

Ubik Valis
06-02-2002, 09:25:AM
Originally posted by INFESTA

If you ask me 2 times I'll tell you a small story involving me, 3 other friends, a college praxis and a "hairy protitute"!!!!


*with a bit of insecurity in voice (cause he's not sure how this will turn out)*

oooo-k-k-k-k-kaaaaayy....ttttteellll m-m-me:D

KADER
06-02-2002, 03:11:PM
Originally posted by Can't stop the rush...



LOL, I didn't know i could flow like that.:eek: :D

I was tutroring u, remember?;) U learn pretty quick;)

SKOOL OF HARD KNOCKS:D

INFESTA
07-02-2002, 01:51:AM
Originally posted by Dragan T



*with a bit of insecurity in voice (cause he's not sure how this will turn out)*

oooo-k-k-k-k-kaaaaayy....ttttteellll m-m-me:D

OK, two requests!!:D

We were at 1am in the Porto center, being the target of a university tradition. One of the many tasks we had to comply in the period between 1 and 2am was come up with a women's underwear.
Since all stores were closed and we must not use a car, we decided to go "ask" one of those hard night laborours in a street nearby if she could sell us her undies.

We were 3 guys, and one of us, Gonçalo, is very squint-eyed.
The moment we see the first girl, Gonçalo turns to us and says: "Don't worry, I'll do it!".
*relieved*:"Sure, man, go ahead."
The guy goes up to her and starts talking, and as we slowly come closer we realize something is VERY wrong.
I shout: "Gonçalo, you might want to turn around, my friend. I don't think you'll find any girl's underware in there".

Yes, it was a trannie WITH A MOUSTACHE!!!! Poor Gonçalo couldn't see it :p

hermolt
07-02-2002, 01:54:AM
LMAO!!

That is some funny sh*t right there..:D :p

INFESTA
07-02-2002, 02:01:AM
We realized later that a friend from college lived nearby. We knocked on her door (it was 1:45 already!) and told her what had just happened and if she could help us.
She was soooo sleepy that she must have picked the 1st pair of underwear she saw... We apologized and when we got outside we realized the panties were MARKED you-know-where!!!!:D :p

hermolt
07-02-2002, 02:06:AM
Sh*t dude this is turning out to be some story!!

And what happened next?? I'm on the edge of my seat!:crazyboy: :D

Stevie B
07-02-2002, 02:24:AM
Originally posted by hermolt
Sh*t dude this is turning out to be some story!!

And what happened next?? I'm on the edge of my seat!:crazyboy: :D

They sold them for $15 dollars through one of those pervy mags.
:D :crazyboy:

INFESTA
07-02-2002, 03:49:AM
Originally posted by hermolt
Sh*t dude this is turning out to be some story!!

And what happened next?? I'm on the edge of my seat!

This is really a long story :)
Here's the highlights:
-We were baptized in an old font, but one of my mates was so drunk he fell into the cold water.
-We screwed up on one of the requests so we had our pubic hair shaven... right in the middle of the street. (I know it sounds gayish, but it wasn't :D)
-My praxis name: Hugus Orgius Rolantis Musicus Punkadus
I think that sums it up for that evening. But this was one night among many, many others...



Btw, I kept her panties!!! :D











And no, I don't wear them:p

AberdeenFC
07-02-2002, 05:44:AM
Originally posted by INFESTA
Btw, I kept her panties!!! :D


And no, I don't wear them:p


DUDE.........thats......thats just plain old sick. And dudes.....come back to the party it isnt finnished. just ask.......manufan....he's got some........crisps......for the.....party:(

INFESTA
07-02-2002, 07:28:AM
Originally posted by AberdeenFC



DUDE.........thats......thats just plain old sick.

What is sick to you? Not wearing girls' underwear!?:p

Ubik Valis
07-02-2002, 09:12:AM
HAHHAHAHAH
That's a fu**ing great story Hugo.............hope you have some more..........poor Goncalo.....:D :crazyboy:

IceBlu
07-02-2002, 10:07:AM
wahts so sick about wearing a girls panties ?????

i wear my girlfriends panties when she "SLEEPS OVER"...........

its a ritual......

she wears my boxers too.......:D

AberdeenFC
07-02-2002, 10:12:AM
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiggght

Ubik Valis
07-02-2002, 10:24:AM
Originally posted by IceBlu
wahts so sick about wearing a girls panties ?????

i wear my girlfriends panties when she "SLEEPS OVER"...........

its a ritual......

she wears my boxers too.......:D

Ermm.....since when did squirrels wear panties?! :eek: :crazyboy: :D

Stevie B
07-02-2002, 11:39:AM
Originally posted by IceBlu
wahts so sick about wearing a girls panties ?????

i wear my girlfriends panties when she "SLEEPS OVER"...........

its a ritual......

she wears my boxers too.......:D

So it was you who voted in the "boxers" thread for women's underwear!

INFESTA
07-02-2002, 01:00:PM
Originally posted by Dragan T
hope you have some more..........

That was the first item of a long collection ;)

INFESTA
07-02-2002, 01:07:PM
Originally posted by IceBlu
wahts so sick about wearing a girls panties ?????

i wear my girlfriends panties when she "SLEEPS OVER"...........

its a ritual......

she wears my boxers too.......:D


We usually wear nothing :D
Hey, but everyone has its own tastes. ;)

But...does this mean you wear lace-trimming tangas, IceBlu?:confused:

Saved_by_Jesus
07-02-2002, 01:24:PM
Originally posted by Stevie B


So it was you who voted in the "boxers" thread for women's underwear!

Wrong!

You get two more guesses...

AberdeenFC
08-02-2002, 07:25:AM
Originally posted by Saved_by_Jesus


Wrong!

You get two more guesses...

shut up

Ubik Valis
08-02-2002, 09:37:AM
Originally posted by AberdeenFC


shut up

F U! :crazyboy: :D ;)

AberdeenFC
08-02-2002, 10:58:AM
Originally posted by Dragan T


F U! :crazyboy: :D ;)

please dont

IceBlu
08-02-2002, 11:04:AM
Originally posted by INFESTA



We usually wear nothing
Hey, but everyone has its own tastes. ;)

But...does this mean you wear lace-trimming tangas, IceBlu?:confused:


yupp....!!:D :p :crazyboy:

Stevie B
09-02-2002, 02:13:AM
Let's get back to the party!
Put some ZZ Top on the CD Player and drink some beer!

IceBlu
09-02-2002, 05:14:AM
We need a DJ !!!!

http://www.prtc.net/~freiref/images/db.jpg

AberdeenFC
09-02-2002, 05:29:AM
why the **** do you have a pic of some old dj!!!

IceBlu
09-02-2002, 05:31:AM
some random DJ i got off the net........:D