Uuuurrrrgggghhhhh....... Another useless Who Is, Who has, thread by me. Oh well, who? I nominate myself because I haven't taken notice of anyone else's English in these forums.

I do not think "Urrrrrrgggghhhh" is a word. So therefore, I nominate myself.

I thonk my ENglisj is thw bestest.

My Englisch ist better, zo there.

I feel that I have the best English in these forums. Mainly because I don't use slang (or abbreviations) such as "u" and "b4", which are simply not correct grammer. I think everyone should think before they type and but some thought into their posts, but not only presenting themselves in a conductable manner but also using correct grammer and spelling. These will make the forums much more professional.

BTW me fail english thats umpossible

Originally posted by Gareth
I feel that I have the best English in these forums. Mainly because I don't use slang (or abbreviations) such as "u" and "b4", which are simply not correct grammer. I think everyone should think before they type and but some thought into their posts, but not only presenting themselves in a conductable manner but also using correct grammer and spelling. These will make the forums much more professional.

BTW me fail english thats umpossible

LOLOLOLOL!

Ooooooooooh the irony!!!

I believe you will find it is spelt "grammar"..not saying I'm perfect but OMG I just fell off my freakin chair with laughter..

:crazyboy: :D

Originally posted by hermolt


LOLOLOLOL!

Ooooooooooh the irony!!!

I believe you will find it is spelt "grammar"..not saying I'm perfect but OMG I just fell off my freakin chair with laughter..




AHAHAHAHA!! LOL!!!

Even I knew that one!!

I am sorry, Gareth, but I don't think using abbreviations means you write poor english.
I tend to look to the way you organize your thoughts and what words you choose to describe them.

In the top of my list is jackbooda. By far.

Btw, I think Juventus_theres_next_year just starts this kind of threads to nominate himself!!

Sorry, my bad!

The person who writes the best english around here is ukranian_shev!!!

hmmm, I know how to speak english but I'm not so good at writing, ando sometimes I write in a hurry and I don't check my writings. So me be speacing Inglish very nice and best.

NO ONE!

obviously this isn't a fair competition. there are quite a lot of people who are from english-speaking countries, so they probably will always write better english because they simply know more words and sayings in english. It's a bit like asking "who writes the best dutch on these forums" ZePenguin and me would easily win that contest. For the foreigners I think that Infesta, ZePenguin and I myself are quite good english writers, obviously there are many more but these are just a few names that I see quite often.

Originally posted by mhflierman
obviously this isn't a fair competition. there are quite a lot of people who are from english-speaking countries, so they probably will always write better english because they simply know more words and sayings in english. It's a bit like asking "who writes the best dutch on these forums" ZePenguin and me would easily win that contest. For the foreigners I think that Infesta, ZePenguin and I myself are quite good english writers, obviously there are many more but these are just a few names that I see quite often.


actually those whose mother tongue isn't English quite often have better English than those whose first language is English, simply coz they don't pick up slang very easily. Of course not all foreigners speak English perfectly.

Thanks KADER....yeah....i'd say i have pretty good English "lingo abilities" :p considering the fact that i'm a foreighner, but INFESTA seems to be better then me.........i mean......i've even seen him use words longer then 8 letters! :crazyboy: :D ;)

Originally posted by Dragan T
but INFESTA seems to be better then me.........i mean......i've even seen him use words longer then 8 letters!

Yeah, like shiiiiiit. :D

I try to keep my typing as "professional" as possible. I rarely use Internet slang to type, but sometimes I have so much on my mind, I don't care about grammar.

Here's a clip of an article that was in today's Saint Paul Pioneer Press:

The future of the Internet isn't just commercial or technical, It's linguistic, too. . . [Dr. David Crystal's book] is an analysis of how discourse is evolving on the Internet in its sometimes rambunctious forms of email, Web pages, chat rooms and virtual reality games.

Crystal's conclusion? The Internet is not going to spawn a generation of illiterates, as a cursory look at any undergraduate's email might suggest. On the contrary, it is devoloping into a splendid new medium that shows language users at their most inventive, adapting a variety of styles for a variety of purposes, some formal, some highly informal.

'Internet spawns a new species of communication'
By Anne Eisenberg
New York Times News Service

(I can't find this article anywhere on the Internet, so if you'd like to read more please let me know.)

Originally posted by Joe
Crystal's conclusion? The Internet is not going to spawn a generation of illiterates, as a cursory look at any undergraduate's email might suggest. On the contrary, it is devoloping into a splendid new medium that shows language users at their most inventive, adapting a variety of styles for a variety of purposes, some formal, some highly informal.[/I]

Riiiiiiiiiight...:rolleyes: I get annoyed when I read posts in portuguese forums... Kids think it's "kool" to "wryte" with this type of internet slang, so no one will notice when they make spelling mistakes unintentionally. Sad, but true...

Originally posted by mhflierman
obviously this isn't a fair competition. there are quite a lot of people who are from english-speaking countries, so they probably will always write better english because they simply know more words and sayings in english. It's a bit like asking "who writes the best dutch on these forums" ZePenguin and me would easily win that contest. For the foreigners I think that Infesta, ZePenguin and I myself are quite good english writers, obviously there are many more but these are just a few names that I see quite often.

Yes you're right, it's not very fair, but i noticed on these forums that some foreigners talk english better than the majority of the english-talking people here...I think the reason is that english is a really easier language compared to other ones, personnally i'm french speaking, i talk also Dutch and a little bit Spanish, and English is by far the easiest language i can talk. I can tell its grammar is really simple compared to french or dutch (i think i would have big difficulties learning french if it wasn't my mother language, its grammar is really hard and i noticed it's still hard for some of my classmates who don't even know the french grammar well, the spelling is also quite hard...).
Let's get back to my point, foreigners are talking a language that is more complex than english, talking about grammar and spelling, that's maybe why (imo) they learn english easier than any other language (well it's my case).

i think i write the BEST !:D :crazyboy: seriously !;)

But people say English has so many exceptions so it makes it hard to learn for foreigners. However in my studies of German, there are so many exceptions to that like "den, der, dem, zum, zur" when in English it would just be "the, to". So I believe that other languages are more difficult to learn compared to English.

Originally posted by Gareth
...such as "u" and "b4", which are simply not correct grammer semicolon?
I think everyone should think before they type and but some thought into their posts, but not only presenting themselves in a conductable manner but also using correct grammer and spelling. "but"? "grammer", run on sentence?
These will make the forums much more professional. I'm pretty sure we've confirmed that these forums are far from professional.

LaBrujita, you're a cruel and cold man. ;)

Originally posted by Joe
LaBrujita, you're a cruel and cold man. ;)

Hehe :p

Originally posted by Joe
LaBrujita, you're a cruel and cold man. ;)



hahahahahhaha.......that seriously made me laugh !!!!!:D :crazyboy:

Originally posted by IceBlu




hahahahahhaha.......that seriously made me laugh !!!!!:D :crazyboy:


:confused: :monkey:

I getting A im ny InglisH

I'm the bestest you knew:crazyboy:

Well, this thread, has really spiraled down., as I have not been mentioned, oh well, better think about anothert thread for self nomination, hmmm...... SMARTEST MEMBER!:p :p :crazyboy:

OK to set the record straight, my earlier comments should be taken seriously as I was simply making a sarcastic remark. However I do feel that we do need conduct ourselves much betterer than we did beefour.

Now LaBurito, err I mean LabRajuto, or whatever you are called you r a digsrace, you should pig a whole and then chook yourself in it.

Now the rest of you, you can shuv all ya comments up ya bumms. Now me stop do this all, umpossible.

(Can someone check my gramma in the previous statement, I think I may have spelt some things wrong)


LOL!!!!! :crazyboy: :rolleyes: :D ;)

Hey Gareth....Wazzup with ur siggy..I can't seem it to be working

Originally posted by Gareth
OK to set the record straight, my earlier comments should be taken seriously as I was simply making a sarcastic remark. However I do feel that we do need conduct ourselves much betterer than we did beefour.

Now LaBurito, err I mean LabRajuto, or whatever you are called you r a digsrace, you should pig a whole and then chook yourself in it.

Now the rest of you, you can shuv all ya comments up ya bumms. Now me stop do this all, umpossible.

(Can someone check my gramma in the previous statement, I think I may have spelt some things wrong)


LOL!!!!! :crazyboy: :rolleyes: :D ;)

Way to wiggle out of a potentially embarrassing situation, Gareth!:crazyboy:

Originally posted by Gareth
OK to set the record straight, my earlier comments should be taken seriously as I was simply making a sarcastic remark. However I do feel that we do need conduct ourselves much betterer than we did beefour.

Now LaBurito, err I mean LabRajuto, or whatever you are called you r a digsrace, you should pig a whole and then chook yourself in it.

Now the rest of you, you can shuv all ya comments up ya bumms. Now me stop do this all, umpossible.

(Can someone check my gramma in the previous statement, I think I may have spelt some things wrong)


LOL!!!!! :crazyboy: :rolleyes: :D ;)

Iceblu all ready beat you to the "laburito" comment, so don't bother. Don't try to cover up your mistakes by saying you were being sarcastic.

Originally posted by LaBrujita


Iceblu all ready beat you to the "laburito" comment, so don't bother. Don't try to cover up your mistakes by saying you were being sarcastic.

Mistake? I don't know what you guys are on but I did not make any mistake, and if I did I would love to know where :rolleyes:

There is one word you people should learn......sarcasm.

Originally posted by Gareth


Mistake? I don't know what you guys are on but I did not make any mistake, and if I did I would love to know where :rolleyes:

There is one word you people should learn......sarcasm.

Dude, the "umpossible" remark in your original post was obviously sarcasm. "Grammer" obviously was not - it was a spelling mistake. It's not that I'm saying my spelling/grammar is perfect, but the irony kinda jumps out at the reader when you are harping on better English, that's all.

I think I've distinguished between what is sarcasm and what is not, don't you?

the other irony was when Gareth said he always posts in a professional manner lol , i seem to remember a thread entitled "who is the gayest footballer" lol:rolleyes:

Originally posted by maddog1983
the other irony was when Gareth said he always posts in a professional manner lol , i seem to remember a thread entitled "who is the gayest footballer" lol:rolleyes:

True. But I'm also sure he could pick holes in a lot of other people's posting as well...

lol I just realised I made a grammar mistake!!

It should be peoples' rather than people's in my previous post..see..We're not perfect!:p :p

yeah i know but i dont refer to myself as a professional poster ... haha that sounds funny , proffesional poster... i have no shame in my posts .

Originally posted by maddog1983
yeah i know but i dont refer to myself as a professional poster ... haha that sounds funny , proffesional poster... i have no shame in my posts .

lol

I have no shame full stop...:p

Professional poster? oh yeah i want to be one...i want to be paid 1$ a post...oh man i would be happy right now :p

Maybe i can apply as a forum animator :p :p :p

steua buch fan does :)

Originally posted by Gareth
OK to set the record straight, my earlier comments should be taken seriously as I was simply making a sarcastic remark. However I do feel that we do need conduct ourselves much betterer than we did beefour.

Now LaBurito, err I mean LabRajuto, or whatever you are called you r a digsrace, you should pig a whole and then chook yourself in it.

Now the rest of you, you can shuv all ya comments up ya bumms. Now me stop do this all, umpossible.



You seem to be justifying my earlier post.

Who writes the best english?... you guys aren't even trying anymore!

What about me?LOL

Originally posted by LaBrujita


Iceblu all ready beat you to the "laburito" comment, so don't bother. Don't try to cover up your mistakes by saying you were being sarcastic.


eh ????? wahts that ???

:confused:

Originally posted by IceBlu



eh ????? wahts that ???

:confused:

I dunno, people in this forum (more precisely this post) have taken their stupid pills.

Originally posted by Gareth


I dunno, people in this forum (more precisely this post) have taken their stupid pills.

Come one Gareth...give us all some rebuttal...

We need to know why we are all stupid and you are right..I find arguing interesting, we need more intelligent argument here..

Dude, no offense but you are quite conceided! I am saying this because in every single thread that involved a " best member" you kept on posting that you: start the best threats, are the most interesting and that you are the most proper english speaker in this FORUM!

Originally posted by Bogdan10
Dude, no offense but you are quite conceided! I am saying this because in every single thread that involved a " best member" you kept on posting that ypu start the best threats, you are the most interesting and that you are the most proper english speaker in this FORUM!

I noticed that too, but i didn't want to have an argument about it

Originally posted by ZePenguin


I noticed that too, but i didn't want to have an argument about it


DITTO:rolleyes:

Originally posted by IceBlu



DITTO:rolleyes:

TRITTO!:rolleyes: :crazyboy: :p

psssssstttt didn't u notice that in all those WHO'S THE BEST @ xxxxxxxxxxx threads, most of the ppl that replied voted for themselves

Do you guys remember all the "professional" posts "The_Chad" (a.k.a Gareth) made? I remember SCTW got pissed off at the stupid crap he did. In fact, he didn't even trust Gareth to be a moderator.

Your first post wasn't sarcastic Gareth. :p The second one obviously was.

Originally posted by Joe
Do you guys remember all the "professional" posts "The_Chad" (a.k.a Gareth) made?

lol he told the fifa2002 demo was out when it wasn't (he did it twice)
+ once he was boasting he had the last reply in all the threads of the firs page of the fifa2002 forum (he even took a screenshot to prove it), if that isn't lame...:p

Originally posted by ZePenguin


lol he told the fifa2002 demo was out when it wasn't

Good idea:eek: :D :p

let the Gareth bashing begin!

haha no offense Gareth

iceblu, i was giving credit where it was due:
http://soccergaming.tv/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32605

BRING IT ON LADIES!!!! :mad:

Originally posted by Gareth
BRING IT ON LADIES!!!! :mad:

It's that time of the month again :rolleyes:

j/k:crazyboy:

Ah well, at least someone is under attack, when will my time come again?:p

Originally posted by AberdeenFC
steua buch fan does :)

Good **** !

Originally posted by Juventus_theres_next_year
Ah well, at least someone is under attack, when will my time come again?:p
i hate you

Yeah i agree, you suck mother****ing bastard !

I like men.... see? It says so down below.....


(winks at Gareth) "I still like you!";)

Originally posted by LaBrujita

i hate you

U hate me?
WHY?

Originally posted by Saved_by_Jesus
I like men.... see? It says so down below.....


(winks at Gareth) "I still like you!";)

*finds the largest object I can get hold of and shoves up arse* AHHHHH!!! *then runs down the street screaming as I go*

*Gareth likes to shove large objects on SBJ's arse*
*Gareth likes to shove large objects on SBJ's arse*
*Gareth likes to shove large objects on SBJ's arse*
*Gareth likes to shove large objects on SBJ's arse*:p :D ;)

...

Originally posted by INFESTA
*Gareth likes to shove large objects on SBJ's arse*
*Gareth likes to shove large objects on SBJ's arse*
*Gareth likes to shove large objects on SBJ's arse*
*Gareth likes to shove large objects on SBJ's arse*:p :D ;)


are you moderator down here ???

oh my god :eek:

Originally posted by Ruben Sosa
...

POST BOOSTING! :crazyboy: :D ;)

Originally posted by Dragan T


POST BOOSTING! :crazyboy: :D ;)


4444

amazing :p

Originally posted by ZePenguin



are you moderator down here ???

oh my god :eek:


So what!? Gareth is a mod too. In case you didn't notice, we're pretty much joking around.

Originally posted by INFESTA



So what!? Gareth is a mod too. In case you didn't notice, we're pretty much joking around.

lol, i was joking :p

Originally posted by hermolt

We need to know why we are all stupid and you are right..I find arguing interesting, we need more intelligent argument here..
AMEN BROTHER (in a non-religious sort of way)

Originally posted by Gareth


*finds the largest object I can get hold of and shoves up arse* AHHHHH!!! *then runs down the street screaming as I go*

wouldnt be the first time would it :D :p :D

Originally posted by LaBrujita

AMEN BROTHER (in a non-religious sort of way)

:D Next time, say 'I second that, friend!"

lol:crazyboy:

Originally posted by ZePenguin


lol, i was joking :p

OK, sorry pal!:cool: