yoyo_911
13-05-2002, 03:50:AM
ok, along time ago...
for drama we had an assignment where we created a story about something and we talked about it (something like that...)
I had in plan to do a homo thing I got from a book thats about how my brother(which dosen't exist) is anoying : BORING :rolleyes:
at the last moment, after hearing several funny monologues I decided to do something better and I came up with this...
I had a cat that was very cute,
It was 6 months old and was black and white
We got it from a friend of my momms
after a week we found out something terrible...
It sucked!
Literaly! (no , no u sick bastards)
It came up to us in the morning, closed it's eyes and sucked on our (my families) pyjamas...
the pyjamas were wet and nasty
but the cat, Tora came every day...
going on it's stomached , closing it's eyes, pushing her arms back and forword and making the sound of sucking...it used us
It thought we were it's mommy
We then had a guest over
he would sleep in the living room... he didn't know about TORA
next day he told us a frightening experience
Tora the cat came and started sucking the sheets,
he couldn't sleep
He was scared because...
it made a growling sound and moved suspiciously
He didn't want to disturbe it because he thought it was possesed and would attack him :D
One day I heard mious
It was coming from the kitchen...
I looked and saw the cat with her head stuck in the chair , suffocating her self
between two pieces of wood...(can't explain it well)
I pulled her out...
she was frightened
was it an accident
or an attempt to take her own life... :D
We then found out she had worms :eek:
we took her to the vet and they said it was okay and gave us some pills... She was sick before too.....
She got well
then my parents told me they would get a dog for me if we got rid of Tora which they said was too expensive and she always got sick , it was also time around the "mating season"
With not much thought, and with thoughts about a new dog we sent her to a shelter and paid for her home untill someone would take her...
MY PARENTS LIED , NO DOG!!!!!!:mad:
c ya
for drama we had an assignment where we created a story about something and we talked about it (something like that...)
I had in plan to do a homo thing I got from a book thats about how my brother(which dosen't exist) is anoying : BORING :rolleyes:
at the last moment, after hearing several funny monologues I decided to do something better and I came up with this...
I had a cat that was very cute,
It was 6 months old and was black and white
We got it from a friend of my momms
after a week we found out something terrible...
It sucked!
Literaly! (no , no u sick bastards)
It came up to us in the morning, closed it's eyes and sucked on our (my families) pyjamas...
the pyjamas were wet and nasty
but the cat, Tora came every day...
going on it's stomached , closing it's eyes, pushing her arms back and forword and making the sound of sucking...it used us
It thought we were it's mommy
We then had a guest over
he would sleep in the living room... he didn't know about TORA
next day he told us a frightening experience
Tora the cat came and started sucking the sheets,
he couldn't sleep
He was scared because...
it made a growling sound and moved suspiciously
He didn't want to disturbe it because he thought it was possesed and would attack him :D
One day I heard mious
It was coming from the kitchen...
I looked and saw the cat with her head stuck in the chair , suffocating her self
between two pieces of wood...(can't explain it well)
I pulled her out...
she was frightened
was it an accident
or an attempt to take her own life... :D
We then found out she had worms :eek:
we took her to the vet and they said it was okay and gave us some pills... She was sick before too.....
She got well
then my parents told me they would get a dog for me if we got rid of Tora which they said was too expensive and she always got sick , it was also time around the "mating season"
With not much thought, and with thoughts about a new dog we sent her to a shelter and paid for her home untill someone would take her...
MY PARENTS LIED , NO DOG!!!!!!:mad:
c ya