View Full Version : Happy Birthday Canada, you fat bastard


LaBrujita
02-07-2002, 01:46:AM
Canada is a young 135 today.
It's only been fully separated from British rule since I think 1987.
I'm hoping my city will have as good celebrations as last year.

Internazionale
02-07-2002, 01:50:AM
Never been in Canada before. But, I'm looking forward to travelling to Canada next year. :D

BTW, Happy Birthday, Canada. :p

Ubik Valis
02-07-2002, 01:51:AM
HAHAHA..i really laughed out loud when i read the thread title! :crazyboy: :D .....

Umm......so..........am i supposed to say; Congrats dude? :mambo: :p ;)

LaBrujita
02-07-2002, 01:55:AM
No, just felt I should announce it because:
a) I love my country
b) in 3 days it's another much more prominent countries bday, and hopefully (though at the same time not) the americans will have a thread about it.

Ubik Valis
02-07-2002, 01:59:AM
Originally posted by LaBrujita

b) in 3 days it's another much more prominent countries bday...

What?....USA more prominent then Canada?.....you gotta be kidding me? :mambo: :p :D ;)

Internazionale
02-07-2002, 02:04:AM
Originally posted by LaBrujita
No, just felt I should announce it because:
a) I love my country

That's what I call : Patriotism & Nationalism. :D

schmeichel01
02-07-2002, 02:09:AM
blame canada, blame canada ....

:D

Nimreitz
02-07-2002, 02:22:AM
Originally posted by Dragan T


What?....USA more prominent then Canada?.....you gotta be kidding me? :mambo: :p :D ;)

Yeah..........Canada's a real powerhouse.......:rolleyes:

LaBrujita
02-07-2002, 02:25:AM
Originally posted by Nimreitz


Yeah..........Canada's a real powerhouse.......:rolleyes:
The funny thing is we feel as proud about being indiscrete as you do about being THE world power.

Nimreitz
02-07-2002, 02:51:AM
It's all about what you want. Canada like taking care of their citizens by providing health care and such. We in America value money and capitalism.

It's all relative.

LaBrujita
02-07-2002, 04:59:AM
Originally posted by Nimreitz
It's all about what you want. Canada like taking care of their citizens by providing health care and such. We in America value money and capitalism.

It's all relative.
I don't think it's all relative but yeah.

I think a great comparison of Canada vs. USA.
National animals: Beaver vs. Bald Eagle

Nimreitz
02-07-2002, 05:03:AM
Too me that reads,

Workhorse vs. Proud and pretty

LaBrujita
02-07-2002, 12:37:PM
Originally posted by Nimreitz
Too me that reads,

Workhorse vs. Proud and pretty
Close, beaver = resourceful, haha what a country.

Flag - maple leaf to well represent the maple tree, which in turn represents... well itself and maple syrup.

Red - france
white - england

animal - beaver

sport - lacrosse, and unofficially (ice) hockey.

LaBrujita
02-07-2002, 12:38:PM
Proof of english influence especially on my province (even more so on my city)
provincial flag:

JTNY
02-07-2002, 01:26:PM
Well if Canada is a powerhouse watch out for AUSTRALIA!

- We can't even keep a bunch of malnourished Afghans on a sinking boat from entering our country-. THAT SHOULD BE OUR TOURISM SLOGAN.:p ALSO A FACT!:eek: :rolleyes:

Paul
02-07-2002, 01:33:PM
Go team canada . . . with Lance Storm and his other merry jerkoff's :D

Canada is 137 years old . . . gee think of the aged care support it could get :D

INFESTA
02-07-2002, 03:27:PM
Congrats, Canada and Evan! :)

Btw, my country was born in 1147, when D. Afonso Henriques beat the crap out of his mother and her lover. :eek:

LaBrujita
02-07-2002, 11:54:PM
Originally posted by INFESTA
Congrats, Canada and Evan! :)

Btw, my country was born in 1147, when D. Afonso Henriques beat the crap out of his mother and her lover. :eek: Thanks.
That's a good story behind Portugal's birth:eek:

Ubik Valis
03-07-2002, 12:07:AM
America, the police of the world sas we call it over here in Europe.....yeah...... the kind of police that pulls over the black guy no matter if he's speeding or not! :mambo: :monkey: :eek: :crazyboy: :D

Larry
03-07-2002, 01:37:AM
err happy birthday :eek: :monkey:

Nimreitz
03-07-2002, 04:33:AM
Originally posted by Dragan T
the kind of police that pulls over the black guy no matter if he's speeding or not!

Hey, that only happens in white neighborhoods.

White guys get pulled over in the ghetto because they are thought to be buying drugs.

Of course the 'white neighborhoods' consist of basically everywhere since no place is integrated :(

Nimreitz
03-07-2002, 04:34:AM
Originally posted by Juventus_theres_next_year
We can't even keep a bunch of malnourished Afghans on a sinking boat from entering our country-. THAT SHOULD BE OUR TOURISM SLOGAN.:p ALSO A FACT!:eek: :rolleyes:

Maybe you should bring guns back into the country :rolleyes:

JTNY
03-07-2002, 02:03:PM
Originally posted by Nimreitz


Maybe you should bring guns back into the country :rolleyes:


Nah, we got beer cans to turn into projectiles.

Ubik Valis
04-07-2002, 12:33:AM
Originally posted by Juventus_theres_next_year



Nah, we got beer cans to turn into projectiles.


MUHAHAHAHA.........imagine some fata$$ Super Bowl watching guys just sitting at the beaches waiting for the next boat of immigrants! :mambo: :monkey: :crazyboy: :D