I used this at a party last week, and it worked.

So, you're standing with your friends, and you see a hot girl. Motion her over with your finger. When she comes over to you say this...

" I made you come with my finger, imagine what i can do with my whole hand ".

This may seem a little vulgar, but the girl I did it too cracked up.

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
and it worked.

what if you look like him :confused: :crazyboy:

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/austin_powers_in_goldmember/mike_myers/goldmember5.jpg

and actually, i dont believe it worked :mambo: if u really did it, she probly bitchslapped you :p or maybe she is just a ho...

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
I used this at a party last week, and it worked.

So, you're standing with your friends, and you see a hot girl. Motion her over with your finger. When she comes over to you say this...

" I made you come with my finger, imagine what i can do with my whole hand ".

This may seem a little vulgar, but the girl I did it too cracked up.

It's because you're a freakin moron. That's why.

Originally posted by K-Man


what if you look like him :confused: :crazyboy:

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/austin_powers_in_goldmember/mike_myers/goldmember5.jpg


no i look like this

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/flyer884/Zmiyi/Profiles/IMAG0010.JPG

first of all, i've know her for about a year. and earlier that night she did the classic "tennessee" pick up line to me as a joke. so i did one back to her.

and shes not a ho.

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx


no i look like this

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/flyer884/Zmiyi/Profiles/IMAG0010.JPG

first of all, i've know her for about a year. and earlier that night she did the classic "tennessee" pick up line to me as a joke. so i did one back to her.

and shes not a ho.

i saw ur pic, i was just talkin in general ;) by saying "you" i meant just... umm :mambo: anyone.

and if u've known her for a year, thats different too :mrpimp:
the way u said it, "and you see a hot girl" it seemed like u just met her for the first time.

yea thats true,

i guess i wouldnt recomend doing it to a stranger. but its funny as hell.

"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?":D :crazyboy: :mrpimp:

how about this...
U start talking about some movie with the chick ...yea so you saw the part where tom cruise did that and then you suddenly say GRAB UR ANKLES BITCH!

Originally posted by Bogdan10
how about this...
U start talking about some movie with the chick ...yea so you saw the part where tom cruise did that and then you suddenly say GRAB UR ANKLES BITCH!

:confused:


try using complete sentences

Kids :rolleyes:

Time to teach you a lesson in gettin the ladies.

Flawless pick up line #1

"You have over 200 bones in your body, how about one more"

Flawless pick up line #2

"Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you"

This one will really flatter her

Flawless pick up line #3

"Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever wanted to cum across"

Use any one of these lines my young apprentices, and you will succeed.

mine has more style :D

haahah

I am absolutely amazed that cum get's through the censor.

Although after this post, it probably won't anymore :D

bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Your place or mine....?

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx



first of all, i've know her for about a year. and earlier that night she did the classic "tennessee" pick up line to me as a joke. so i did one back to her.

and shes not a ho.
It's a really good indication of a pick up lines success if you do it to someone you've known for a year. You're a ****ing idiot.

Originally posted by LaBrujita

It's a really good indication of a pick up lines success if you do it to someone you've known for a year. You're a ****ing idiot.

:mambo: Dude, calm down.....:mambo: :monkey:

What is it with people lately here.............they're all pissed of and anoying.........:(

Originally posted by LaBrujita

It's a really good indication of a pick up lines success if you do it to someone you've known for a year. You're a ****ing idiot.

who the hell are you?

why dont you go back to the fifa 2002 forum buddy

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx

why dont you go back to the fifa 2002 forum buddy

actually i dont think he ever posts there :mambo:

Originally posted by K-Man


actually i dont think he ever posts there :mambo:

thanks for your help

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx


thanks for your help

no problem :mrpimp: :brow: :crazyboy:

A great yorkshire chat up line ....

"GET YOUR COAT .... YOU'VE PULLED"

A few more of my favourites are ...

"Why dont u sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"

*producing a small screw* "Wanna Screw?"

"That shirt is very becoming on you ... Mind you if I was on you id be-cumming too!"

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx


who the hell are you?

why dont you go back to the fifa 2002 forum buddy Since you are amidst your triumphant return to the forum I don't want to rain on your parade too much. However, it says my name beside my messages so you know who I am. I don't own/play/like FIFA2002 or post on the FIFA forum. I have owned Winning Eleven 6 since the day it was released. I have not posted on this forum much lately because I got kind of bored of it; your post on the otherhand spurred me to make a comment. I believe you've had a very similar response to one of my replies in the past and well, I can't take blame for you not remembering me. We all know you are the man; you have 3 X's on either side or you name! You are smooth with the ladies and all the guys want to be like you. You drink budweiser and watch NFL on monday nights. You secretly have the testicals of a 11 year old and have a crush on your little sister. Atleast we know who you are.
See you around.

Originally posted by LaBrujita
Since you are amidst your triumphant return to the forum I don't want to rain on your parade too much. However, it says my name beside my messages so you know who I am. I don't own/play/like FIFA2002 or post on the FIFA forum. I have owned Winning Eleven 6 since the day it was released. I have not posted on this forum much lately because I got kind of bored of it; your post on the otherhand spurred me to make a comment. I believe you've had a very similar response to one of my replies in the past and well, I can't take blame for you not remembering me. We all know you are the man; you have 3 X's on either side or you name! You are smooth with the ladies and all the guys want to be like you. You drink budweiser and watch NFL on monday nights. You secretly have the testicals of a 11 year old and have a crush on your little sister. Atleast we know who you are.
See you around.

sorry, still dont know who you are.

you're very clever btw. did you think of that yourself?

you know what, i dont have a sister. and im happy with the size of my nuts. but everything else you said is true.

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx


sorry, still dont know who you are.

you're very clever btw. did you think of that yourself?

you know what, i dont have a sister. and im happy with the size of my nuts. but everything else you said is true.

Religion thread, ring a bell? I "teamed up" with LB against you and Joe.:mrpimp: Those were the good days. Hope you're doing fine with your young team, Evan. ;)

Oh, and just for the record, I don't want to be like you, flyer182.

You've got to be kidding, Flyer. If you don't know LaBrujita then basically, you shouldn't know a lot of mainstays, because that's what he is. 900 odd posts and you don't remember a one?!?! That's crap.

Originally posted by LaBrujita
I have not posted on this forum much lately because I got kind of bored of it; your post on the otherhand spurred me to make a comment. I believe you've had a very similar response to one of my replies in the past and well, I can't take blame for you not remembering me.

Well who wouldn't reply like that if you call them a ****ing idiot. :mambo:

I thought that was illegal..... :D

Originally posted by Callan


Well who wouldn't reply like that if you call them a ****ing idiot. :mambo:

I thought that was illegal..... :D

if u called me an idiot, well then http://www.fifaspot.com/soccered/forums/uploads/post-12-1028604297.gif

Originally posted by Grassy56


if u called me an idiot, well then http://www.fifaspot.com/soccered/forums/uploads/post-12-1028604297.gif

lol, that could come in handy :)

Originally posted by Nimreitz
You've got to be kidding, Flyer. If you don't know LaBrujita then basically, you shouldn't know a lot of mainstays, because that's what he is. 900 odd posts and you don't remember a one?!?! That's crap.

He called me a ****ing idiot. For no reason. And I really don't want any fights.

I've been here since october of 2000. I've seen alot of people come and go. But I remember you though, if that makes you happy.

Originally posted by INFESTA


Oh, and just for the record, I don't want to be like you, flyer182.

I dont even know why you said that.

Labru whatever made up all that stuff about me. I was just playing along, when i said all that stuff is true.

Well , cool it guys :D....

yea, Labrijuta u asked for trouble with that first comment of yours. I don't blame u though......i had a hard time believing what Flyer said too....but hey.....its all good.

Flyer , no offense , but just coz u made a comeback out of retirement doesn't mean u act like u own the place.We have some good regular members and LaBrujita happens to be one of them.

Flyer , i was also at the receiving end of of some of your nasty smartass comments.I hold no hard feelings.I'm cool with it , but if u continue the same with with everyone who crosses your path i'm afraid u'll make no friends.

This is only a forum...try being more friendly. Thats all.

Cheers.

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
I've been here since october of 2000. I've seen alot of people come and go. But I remember you though, if that makes you happy.

Woo Hoo!!!

Originally posted by IceBlu
Well , cool it guys :D....

yea, Labrijuta u asked for trouble with that first comment of yours. I don't blame u though......i had a hard time believing what Flyer said too....but hey.....its all good.

Flyer , no offense , but just coz u made a comeback out of retirement doesn't mean u act like u own the place.We have some good regular members and LaBrujita happens to be one of them.

Flyer , i was also at the receiving end of of some of your nasty smartass comments.I hold no hard feelings.I'm cool with it , but if u continue the same with with everyone who crosses your path i'm afraid u'll make no friends.

This is only a forum...try being more friendly. Thats all.

Cheers.

How can I be any more friendly? I have not started any arguements since i came back, and all my posts have been good-natured untill Labrujita called me a ****ing idiot.

I dont care if you dont believe me. I just wanted to post a funny pick-up line that i used on this girl that i knew. Give me a break.

Labrijitata, If you wanna start arguements, dont start them with me dude. I dont want that. Cause thats all your doing by calling me names.

Ok chill guys. He shouldn't have called you a ****ing idiot, but still, have you never been called that before? You don't have to make a big thing over two words. But rather than explaining why you aren't an.......idiot, you continued the arguement. I hope we all learned from this experience.

Originally posted by Nimreitz
Ok chill guys. He shouldn't have called you a ****ing idiot, but still, have you never been called that before? You don't have to make a big thing over two words. But rather than explaining why you aren't an.......idiot, you continued the arguement. I hope we all learned from this experience.

That accomplished nothing. You're the one whos continuing the arguement, forcing a response from me.

But, we all know Labrujita is gonna respond to me soon, and the arguement is just gonna prolong. So I say somebody closes this shiznitter. I dont feel like doing this anymore.

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
That accomplished nothing. You're the one whos continuing the arguement, forcing a response from me.

Yeah you're right, sorry. :(

Let's close this one before more abuse ensues.

Originally posted by Nimreitz


Yeah you're right, sorry. :(

Let's close this one before more abuse ensues.

That feels good to have somebody agree with me. Good call man.:D

This thread is like: :mambo: :monkey: :sleep: :( :confused:

Since Flyer did the mature thing and left me with little to flame on about (except is little taunt about not starting arguments with him - which we all hopefully know, means he really wants this to continue) I will say a 1/3 sorry to flyer for jumping all over his reply. He mainly deserved it, he is a cock;) But at the same time I was hoping to get some life (aka controversy) back into the forum or atleast one thread and well it worked. I read these past days post with a smile on my face.

I was also suprised that know one chose to rape me for being so aggressive. Hmm.... anyways... that was fun.

Originally posted by LaBrujita

I was also suprised that know one chose to rape me for being so aggressive. Hmm.... anyways... that was fun.


Yeah...maybe us mods should consider using that as punishment to diosobedient members......rape.........instead of ban :mambo: :brow: :hump: :-puke: :crazyboy:

Originally posted by LaBrujita
He mainly deserved it, he is a cock;)

I'll agree with you on that. I am a cock. But you're a cock monkey.

Originally posted by Dragan T



Yeah...maybe us mods should consider using that as punishment to diosobedient members......rape.........instead of ban

And yet another fantasy that blablablabla.

To everybody: LB is the mixer of the Soccer Gaming cake, the joker of our deck of cards; if this was a dog, he'd be his most notorious flea; if this was paradise, he'd be the decieving snake; if he was quiet, this place would be deaf.

I meant a verbal rape/team up back at me... but yes, maybe you should get everyone's home address and well... rape them if they misbehave:mambo:

Originally posted by INFESTA


And yet another fantasy that blablablabla.



And yet again, Hugos sick twisted lonely horny mind blablablabla... :mambo:

How about this one:

Thats a lovely dress ur wearing. It would look even better on my bedroom floor!

how bout this:
no fuss i just wanna bang you.

how about...just straight up...i wanna **** you