Everyone post your favorite quotes ever, be they meaningful, stupid, funny, or whatever. Post them, and let everyone enjoy! Mine are in the sig.

I think we had this thread not too long ago. Anyway, here are a some more I didn't wrote back then:

"Women are like wine: they should be kept on the horizontal, in the dark and with a cork on their mouths".

"Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon."-Frank Jaegger

"No one can truly win this battle, for the loser is taken out of the battlefield, but the winner is bound to it forever"

And a little joke someone sent me today to my cell phone:

What is the pinnacle of bad luck? Cutting a broad in half and keeping the part that talks. :D

Yes, well I didn't remember that thread, but now I do. I actually started this thread because of a website I'm making for my friends, and needed a bunch of good quotes to randomize. The ever popular alterior motive is at play here.

Uh, can it be war type quotes?

care

yer maw:mambo:

"From chaos comes clarity"

"Bright mornings, days when I want so much
I want nothing, just this life and no more."

"Life's a bowl of punch, go ahead and spike it"

all from 311

"Quotes
The most Stupid Football quotes
thanks to DeFiLeR on the AVV Mania Forum

'I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.' -Ron Atkinson

'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.' -Ron Atkinson

'He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over theirfaces.' -Ron Atkinson

'The Scots have won a corner in a very dangerous position' -Radio 5 Live

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka

'If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.' - Neville Southall

'We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo

'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.' - Paul Gascoigne

'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.' - Alan Shearer

'I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.' - Stan Collymore

'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' - Ade ' goal machine' Akinbiyi

'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.' - Ugo Ehiogu

'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.' - Jonathan Woodgate

Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.'

'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' - Steve Lomas

'I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.' - Barry Venison

'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - David Beckham

'The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukranians will be more European.' - Phil Neville

'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.' - David Beckham

'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.' - Alan Shearer

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'- David Beckham

'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.'- Les Ferdinand"

some of these are pretty funny from http://www.arsenal-mania.com

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
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all from 311 [/B]

You my friend, are gay. :mambo:

you post your "war type" quotes, and then we will see who's gay.

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
you post your "war type" quotes, and then we will see who's gay.

Here's one:

Only the dead have seen the end of war - Plato

Originally posted by Joe


Here's one:

Only the dead have seen the end of war - Plato

what the hell is wrong with my quotes

gonnae no dae that

My favourite:

"Right......." -Dr. Evil

My favourites include:

"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." - John Morley.

"Man is a wolf to man." - Roman proverb

"We will fight the heathens" - System of a Down. I have this one tacked up on my bedroom wall superimposed on a picture of Bush.

"I have asked God for only one thing in my life and that is that he should make people laugh at my enemies. And he did." - Voltaire

Originally posted by JohnRC
'We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo


yes, well spotted ronaldo :mambo:

What do u think of Bush??

"Me luv anything that give foliage to da punani area" - Ali G In Da House

Originally posted by hermolt

"We will fight the heathens" - System of a Down. I have this one tacked up on my bedroom wall superimposed on a picture of Bush.




MUAHAHAH.....brilliant Ben.....abso-fuc*ing-lutely brilliant!! :rockman: :Bow: :clapwap: :brow: :mrpimp:

My favourite quote is the one I created in my sig. Not entirely amusing nor bombastic in language, but it does have a strong meaning. I used it in one of my articles for a Football magazine I work for. :)

Originally posted by Josh_Star
My favourite quote is the one I created in my sig. Not entirely amusing nor bombastic in language, but it does have a strong meaning. I used it in one of my articles for a Football magazine I work for. :)

And you don't have any qualms about quoting yourself? Seems a bit wankish to me..:jambo:

Originally posted by Josh_Star
My favourite quote is the one I created in my sig. Not entirely amusing nor bombastic in language, but it does have a strong meaning. I used it in one of my articles for a Football magazine I work for. :)

I don't know if u still remember me last time during the WC. :D
I still love ur quote. :)

My favourite is my signature (see below).