The half way point. Place your bets.......:lui:

Excellent Kop Kid, i started a new Liverpool game with my own tactic, up to November only but i had a 2-0 win over Man Utd at OT and a 6-1 win over Anderlecht in the CL qualifiers.

it's finally happened :D

Haha thats classic (Y)

Yay! The Old Lady is finally dead.

I could make a disgusting joke about an old lady 'going down' but.......oh. Oops.

Heh. I can't say it didn't cross my mind.

you two are sick. lol

TROD.

Originally posted by TROD
you two are sick. lol

TROD.

That's what my shrink kept telling me before he went mad and started smoking bananas.....I know, get back on topic. :crazyboy:

as if id dare close this thread rony, id be lynced.

Right back on topic now.

TROD.

pretty much how my career at Barnsley's been going :kader:

domination = loss :(

Yay! no more 'who's yo daddy threads.:clapwap: It must be a culture shock, the bright lights of cosmopolitan Barnsley after the mining town of milan. :lui: so RRM.tct not working at Barnsley then?

Real who?

nice... look at this match I had with Real... CL Semi Finals, my last year with Milan

1st leg:

return leg :hump:

this is how it's going so far with Barnsley... not too bad considering they're newly promoted from Div. 3 :confused:

only major signing has been Eder Bau on a free (I had him at Milan as a reserve, and he didnt sign a new contract so he left, now he's back... but as a starter)

also GK Mark Tyler from Everton, doing pretty well

Ahh, good old Nikiforenko. Always reliable. I actually don't find beating Real all that hard. Roma are easily the toughest team to beat in the game, then probably Milan in second. What tactics are you using as Barnsley?

RRM of course :fluffy:

table update: playing Darlington away next :S

Not bad, next stop first division eh? By the way, I nobbled your 'January to December', though it did take me a little longer. 588800. Now I am YOUR king! lol. :D

noooo! you took my glory! :( :p

and I'm hoping to get to the 1st Division, and I do pretty well against the top teams, so if I go to playoffs I have a chance :)

'givin' it' to Man United on the 86th minute in the CL final. As good as it gets. :)

damn you liam that post could have helped many people ! :f***: :gavin: :bouncy:

Peter Aerts...carrying on the good work began by Robbie Fowler a few years back. :D I can't seem to find a 'reward player' button though. :)

Bloody unlucky 13. I conceeded a goal. A black day for Liverpool Football Club. :crazyboy:

unbelievable what 23 games in a row without losing can do :D I didn't even realize I was doing so well :hump:

Congratulations my fellow braggard. Go Barnsley! :D

i could see this one comming i guess ,although i played much better than Roma 2 chanches 2 goals arg :kader:

nice clearence IMO :D

haha, you were in the uefa cup! (H)

Typical bloody Roma though. What year is that?

IMO, Roma are probably one of the toughest teams to beat in CM01/02. Always pose problems for me, and they are always up there when it comes down to the last 8 or so in the CL.

Originally posted by rony31
haha, you were in the uefa cup! (H)
well theres a first thing for everything ! still won the league + the amstel cup , so there :ewan:

@ top kid 2043 .

Huh!?
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2013/4 Tables
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Phase 1 Group H

Pos Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts
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1st Arsenal ENG 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2nd Hibs SCO 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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3rd Milan ITA 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
4th Schalke 04 GER 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

hooray for the good guys! :fluffy:

hooray for the good guy! :fluffy:

Seriously well done Rony, Barnsley arnt the best team in the world.

Also, well done for beating the always annoying Bryan Robson

TROD.

seriously, well done Tom, for posting the same thing 3 times (H)

PS: HUGE news, I just bought Tsigalko from Milan for only £4M (he wanted first team football and was transfer listed) :D

but, I hope he doesnt end up being a flop like my other former Milan striker Eder Bau... scored only 8 goals in about 40 games with a rating just over 7... gonna sell him as soon as I get the chance

Barnsley board hope to fight bravely against relegation this season in Div1... lets see what happens :)

Rony i think you're seeing things, and i didnt even edit your post either. lol.

Tsigalko is fantastic by the way. lol. just for the record.

TROD.

There's a family re-union going on at my Southampton squad.

Joe Cole - first came from Man Utd for £12m to stengthen my midfield.

Kevin Cole - Quickly followed as he was kicking up a fuss with Chelsea. Under 21 international.

Damien Cole - 19 and Arsenal want him. 5 goals after 10 games. Got a hat-trick in pre-season, too.

In related news, I bought Wayne Rooney for just under £10m. He's an amazing creative winger. Michael Jack's career is saved.

Currently going for my 4th consecutive League Cup. Who says nobody takes it seriously anymore?

7 points clear of the mancs..... niiiiiiiice.

carlton cole? Andy?

TROD.

Andy Cole should be retired now. I'll have a look for Carlton....

Carlton Cole rocking the conference with Boston Utd. 31 years of age. 100 games. 27 career goals.

No Andy Cole so he must be retired.

Scott Parker
Recently moved to Portsmouth after a career that's taken him to Sheff Wed, Notts Forest, Carlisle and Cardiff. 34 years of age.

Neil Mellor
At Gateshead!!! Went there in 2007 and has netted 153 goals for the Tynesiders. Worth £14k.

James McFadden
Still at Motherwell. Consistently good.

Hugo Viana
Still at Sporting. Looks fairly decent. 2 international caps.

Wayne Bridge
Hitting new lows. Now at Shrewsbury.

Wayne Bridge has gone down hill, hey have a look for Gomez, might be a coach. lol.

How old is Rooney?

TROD.

First season with LFC. Not too shabby, eh? Also beat Roma by the same numbers (They got Lima red carded at 11th minute, though..). Biggest win is against Pompey, 7-1.

Oops! Here's the screenshot...

He's dropped Owen to the bench... With Heskey terrorizing the defenders all round Europe. With Heskey?? Yup, who would have guessed.

Originally posted by TROD
Wayne Bridge has gone down hill, hey have a look for Gomez, might be a coach. lol.

How old is Rooney?

TROD.

Rooney's 30. Ronald Gomez is nowhere to be seen. Picked up Cisse on a free and Treviso really are producing future Italian legends.... so I bought one of them. I'm also attempting to find a first XI full of Coles!

Beat Juve in a pre-season game 1-0. Turner got the only goal. Mexes played a blinder.

So I'm not the only one who doesn't have ronald Gomez in his game then? Nice start incidentally Desmond Troy. :)

Tested my new tactic , looks alright
won 7 drew 1 for 15 against 2 :brow:

My new striker , aint a bad player either look @ all those 20 in the important areas :o
scored 6 times in 7 games

eugh i dont want that tactic Andre :hump: doesnt look very good

http://www.geocities.com/rockafella123uk/solid.JPG

Happy memories. If I remember correctly, we got thumped in the second leg. One of the few screenshots I could capture before my PC went nuts.

Glory, Glory Man United my arse. I didn't even have four of my best players fit. The squad was so injury hit that we could only manage 4 subs. Scholes had a shocker. :)

Very very impressive Kop Kid......... What minute did the goal come in and could you paste a screenie of the match statistics?

No sorry J.A, that's the only one I have. The goal came around 60 mins though. Shots were about 15 each if I recall correctly. I also knocked out Chelsea and Leicester from the cups this season. Man United finally knocked me out of the FA Cup in the quarters with a goal in the 88th minute, damn ,em.

almost halfway through the season

Mete (Y)

That can't be the first division, because THIS is the first division. I've been promoted every year from the conference except for my first year in the third division. I'm taking a conference team to the Premiership. :bouncy: :jacko: :)

:wootman: bastard, oh well he was a reserve..gave him a 2 week fine and he was mad so i put him on transfer for $0, make some more space on team :)

Lua-Lua syndrome. I like.

Thrashing Man United.......again. :)

Very nice result Darren, i dont know how you do it. Well done.

Thanks Jason. I'm half way through my third season in the Premiership with Dover now. I think that I might actually win it this year. :) Still on the Ajax game?

Rony: did you get the second email o.k?

yes, I got it, thank you :ewan:

and how fast did you get to 2008? :eek:

The end of my third season in the Premiership. Dover, champions of England.:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: We lost in the F.A cup final to Leeds after being 2-1 up on 81 minutes, otherwise it would have been the double. :(

Oops. Screenshot:

With 10 men, this happens....

21.9.02 Derby A Premier Division 7:1 33236 Shearer 3, Robert, West, Selakovic, Dyer

Meanwhile, Cort struts his stuff....
24.8.02 Watford H Premier Division 5:2 48046 Cort 3, Acuña, Bassedas

hahahahahahahahahhahaahhaha

i'm a retard

upload seems to work, i can show off more screenshots

hat trick

i sold zuraw and still winning

Is it me or I cant see atruchs pics ?

Totti's third regen is class also !
http://www.imageshack.us/img1/9743/Caruso1.jpg
LOL http://www.imageshack.us/img1/514/hahaha.jpg
Whos the man? Btw its the CL Finalhttp://www.imageshack.us/img1/9730/Ajax1.jpg

yeah they disappeared

Haha check this out for a hattrick. Fairly impressive huh?

Over my 52 years of managing Ajax, Rene Juffing simply has to be the best player ive ever had. Look at his ratings, quite unbeleivable to keep those sort of ratings as such a high level. He has just hit 33 and is still going strong. I will dread the day he retires, which cant be too far away i presume.

oh.......my.........god, thats the best ratings ive ever seen.

woah...

TROD.

I've had higher for strikers such as Nikiforenko and Maxim. I've never seen anything like that in a midfielder though that I can recall. The man is quite simply a god. Dutch, multiple positions, gotta be Bouma hasn't it (?). As for him retiring....well it's 2051 pal. Shouldn't YOU be thinking of retiring. I'll bet even Bobby Robson will be considering it by then. Also, Houllier will be saying that he is NOT in year 43 of his five year plan, because he "joined the club mid season" **:D

** Crap topical joke.

Nah im not so sure it is Bouma's regen. He was a forward as well and was positioned on the left for memory. But no, i will never consider retireing, i want to see how far i can take this.

Originally posted by John_Arne_Riise
Nah im not so sure it is Bouma's regen. He was a forward as well and was positioned on the left for memory. But no, i will never consider retireing, i want to see how far i can take this.

That depends on:

a) Hard disk space
b) your joints.

Originally posted by John_Arne_Riise
Nah im not so sure it is Bouma's regen. He was a forward as well and was positioned on the left for memory. But no, i will never consider retireing, i want to see how far i can take this.

Yeah, I think your right come to think about it. Any idea who it is then? It might be worth me buying this guys grandfather

Originally posted by The Kop Kid
Yeah, I think your right come to think about it. Any idea who it is then? It might be worth me buying this guys grandfather

I wish i knew. :confused:

Here's a few from my charlton game!

The first one.... paiva bagging a few

Another tsigalko one...

and Tsigoalko again!

In the first season!!

Paiva's turn..... sorry about the shocking quality. The original screenshot wouldn't fit so i had to open it up with different programs and stuff!

Same story as the paiva one!

Here's how i've done with Charlton...

Impressive Cloete, nice win over Villa too.

Yeah, that's great stuff Cloete. Very well done! :)

you beat my beloved valencia............ :( :( meh we just won the Uefa Cup! lol

TROD.

Originally posted by TROD
you beat my beloved valencia............ :( :( meh we just won the Eufa Cup! lol

TROD.

A new European FA has just been founded... (:/)

whats that? lol

TROD.

Wafer.

I think he was getting at the fact u said EUFA instead of UEFA!!

anyway thanks for the nice comments guys :p

One for TROD. While I have been away in Spain leading Racing to glory I've been keeping an eye on the Premiership with an eye to taking over at Liverpool at some point. Something is very, very wrong in English football!......

Gah! Reminds me of Spurs in CM00/01. Somehow the partnership of Rebrov and Klinsmann gives you super powers....

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWOOOOOOAAAHHHHHH, Rotherham at the top!!!! class!!!!! :D :D :D :D

TROD.

My Champions league progress so far in my first season with porto.

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Not a bad result from this group, i thought i'd be out when i saw the draw :rockman:

I haven't posted for a screenie for a while so I though I'd celebrate thrashing Barca with one. By the way, why is no one posting their players in the player thread? c'mon lads.:)

what a screenie! whos that in the menubar?

TROD.

Why, it's....um....number 11 of course. You know Valencia better than me, I was hoping that you could tell me. Nice menu bar though isn't it.

Holy shiaaat!!!:rockman:

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/Shindig/mancs.JPG

Nail in the United coffin. Go my Cambridge regens.

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/Shindig/funny.JPG

*snigger*:D

lol

nicely done shindig, lmao

TROD.

haha some interesting names. :)

LMAO. Looks like Shindig has stopped taking his Lithium again lads. :p

Sheff Wed have signed someone called Deane Dickman, too. He's from Nepal :o

The end of my second season with Moscavide. I did this with a squad which cost $0.00 to assemble, so I'm pretty pleased. Another amazing season for Adolfo, the ultimate lower league freebie for the AMC spot behind the front two.

why are you so good? :kader:

in my first season as Wolves in managed to win the FA Cup, while in division one where i missed out on a playoff spot on the last day which was hard to take but an FA Cup winners medal soon helped me over that

Red Card Galore!!
http://img54.exs.cx/img54/9564/Redcardgalore2.jpg
http://img54.exs.cx/img54/7779/Redcardgalore.jpg

Originally posted by mayhew7
in my first season as Wolves in managed to win the FA Cup, while in division one where i missed out on a playoff spot on the last day which was hard to take but an FA Cup winners medal soon helped me over that

Nice going. It's always nice to win something in your first season in charge too.

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/Shindig/Cheap.JPG

Remind me never to haggle with them again. Still, they're slightly hopeful he'll get 10 England appearances :D

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/Shindig/Alan.JPG

Andy D'Urso gets twatted. :hail:

:rockman:

I just installed this game and im horrible right now, too used to CM 03-04:p Btw anyone got any good teams are me to take, im thinking of sarting a new game but i dont know who to chose.

Yay! My subscription on my image server expired!

Goalfest :rockman:

:mrpimp: the crowd were in for a real pleaser that day right? (H)

A couple more thrashings....

Betis gettin' a warm Mestalla welcome...

What year are you in?

2004/2005 season mate.

Ok, i asked cause in my Bordeaux game (just started,i was in year 2003 then i gave the game to my friend) Bouma is awesome but i cant get him they want sh*tloads of money for him and you benched him,lol

Ill get my game back tommorow so ill start trying again :crazyboy:

I rotate my squad. Bouma usually gets about 20 games a season. He's a good player, but way overrated IMO. In any of the positions in which he plays there are better players. He would not make my 'best eleven' that's for sure.

bugger i forgot to take a screen shot but Australia beat the USA 7-0 in the 2005 confed cup group match, Kewell netting 3, Viduka 2, Elrich 1 & Neill 1.

besides that i have been thrashing fellow oceanian sides 6-0 plus scorelines :p

looks like the FA had a change of heart

haha, nice screenie :D good to see some people still play the game, although it does say "sacked" if you put yourself in control of England, i hope you didnt do that now :D

TROD.

3 lovely young'ns from CM 00-01.

They had to be bought. Jay Lucas didn't get a work permit :(

http://img143.echo.cx/img143/4993/will0jb.th.jpg (http://img143.echo.cx/my.php?image=will0jb.jpg)

http://img254.echo.cx/img254/9665/fowler4un.th.jpg (http://img254.echo.cx/my.php?image=fowler4un.jpg)
He's not a regen, is he? I remember him in 01-02.

http://img247.echo.cx/img247/403/jules3oq.th.jpg (http://img247.echo.cx/my.php?image=jules3oq.jpg)

Shame I've got David May in defence, really. Collymore's kicking off in Spain, too. Good times...

Shame I've got David May in defence, really. Collymore's kicking off in Spain, too. Good times...

haha, id love to put that uin my sig, but so many people wouldnt get it :(:(

good screenies Shindig, Fenwick looks to be a classic CM0102 rising star :D :D

TROD.

I'm playing 00/01, actually. :jambo:

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/5425/comparison7uk.th.jpg (http://img380.imageshack.us/my.php?image=comparison7uk.jpg)
Cheers, Roma!

he might have started well but you've made a fatal mistake selling Jardel. (H)

If he takes Jardel's scoring record, I'll be more than happy.

Jardel's league record is 42. As of the 5th of November, Allback had 16. So, by careful estimation, he's on course for 46. He's also got 5 MoM's, compared with Jardel's record of 13.

Average ratings is pretty class. Jardel - 8.60 from 30 appearances. Allback's is 9.22 from 9.

My money's on him to eclipse Jardel's 55 if we progress in Europe. We're currently second in our CL group (Rangers, Inter and Dortmund... eek) and are garanteed the third spot, due to Rangers being crap. Jardel could never power us past the second round of the UEFA Cup. That night, Allback outclassed him for Herenveen.

This season, Allback has 26 goals in total, after 17 appearances. Jardel has 4 from 11. Juan Veron is outscoring him, this season.

On top of all this, Marcus thinks the world of me. And the Portuguese press are giving him the goal machine message. Something Jardel never got for me. Maybe because everybody expected him to score.

9 Allbäck, Marcus 54 (1) 61 0 0 10 0 0 17 8.42

Better than Mario :cool:

Although we lost the title to Benfica, on head-to-heads. Retained the Cup so we've at least got a UEFA Cup spot, if UEFA don't change the coefficients.

Mario walked away with the CL with Roma. Allback netted 12 in Europe.

well i'll hand my hat to you, im amazed he's kept at that rate... BUT, how well is Jardel doing?

He won the CL with Roma. Netted 21 goals. Anyway, we've got Dani. If we're to do better than last year in the CL, we've got to get through the qualifiers.

2nd Round, Dinamo Tiblisi. After that, Bordeaux. Thanks, UEFA. Everybody's knackered.

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/1799/comparison7va.jpg

It took a while, but Slough's 2nd and 3rd trophies are in the cabinet. Our first European adventure, too. We pipped David O'Leary's Wigan to the title.

god damn amazing promotion record that, only on pre-CM4 games :D

So who are the best players on the game then in 2010, so we can all reminiss (massive spelling mistake i know)

Well, Milan have Gremio's Bruno. A regen, sadly, but worth £24m. Pretty much the Kaka equivalent. The real Kaka being back in Brazil after a few years with Olympiakos.

Joe Cole and Alessandro Nesta are both draining Inter of £100k a week.

Neils Oude Kamphuis is a Gallatico after big money moves to PSV (£13.75m), Celtic (£16.25m) and then his move to Madrid (£11.5m).

Rio Ferdinand made £40m off 3 transfers. His biggest being a 'Where did they get that much' move to Porto for £20m. He went to Rangers for half that and currently resides in Roma.

Recber Rustu has 133 caps to his name. At 37, he's still playing for Fenerbahce. Crespo leads the records for international goals. 77 to his name.

Javier Saviola is the world's most expensive player at £43m. He went to Milan in 2005. Eclipsing Pat Vieira's move to Inter (£42m) a year previously. Vieira previously moved to Barcelona for £34m. Joe Cole's move to Inter cost them £38m.

England squad..

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- Barry, Gareth D LC ENG 23.2.81 29 16 3 £19K 13.6.15 £3.6M
- Berry, Shaun F RLC ENG 15.9.80 30 - - £10.75K 23.5.13 £3.1M
- Bowyer, Lee M RC ENG 3.1.77 33 45 6 £80K 27.6.11 £2.8M
- Bramble, Titus SW/D C ENG 6.7.81 29 5 - £16K 12.6.12 £3.5M
- Branch, Michael F RC ENG 18.10.78 31 - - £42K 8.6.12 £2.5M
- Bridges, Michael S C ENG 5.8.78 32 22 2 £75K 24.6.11 £2.9M
- Brown, Wes D RC ENG 13.10.79 31 72 2 £80K 22.6.14 £8.25M
- Carrick, Michael DM C ENG 28.7.81 29 3 - £31.5K 12.6.14 £4M
- Chadwick, Luke AM RL ENG 18.11.80 29 43 4 £75K 6.6.14 £17.25M
- Clarke, Peter D C ENG 3.1.82 28 - - £18.25K 8.6.14 £3.5M
- Cole, Ashley D L ENG 20.12.80 29 75 1 £65K 14.5.14 £10.5M
- Curtis, John SW/D RC ENG 3.9.78 32 32 - £60K 16.6.13 £5.25M
- Davenport, Callum D C ENG 1.1.83 27 - - £26.5K 22.6.11 £725K
- Defoe, Jermaine S C ENG 7.10.82 28 22 2 £43.5K 11.6.14 £10.5M
- Dunn, David AM C ENG 27.12.79 30 - - £30K 17.5.13 £5.75M
- Dyer, Kieron DM RC ENG 29.12.78 31 65 12 £85K 13.6.12 £10.75M
- Etherington, Matthew AM L ENG 14.8.81 29 26 3 £22K 8.6.14 £5.75M
- Ferdinand, Rio D C ENG 7.11.78 31 89 13 £95K 10.6.13 £8.75M
- Georcelin, Justin S C ENG 6.8.85 25 28 11 £90K 21.6.15 £17.75M
- Hargreaves, Owen DM RLC ENG 20.1.81 29 66 4 £23.5K 24.6.13 £5.75M
- Harrison, Lee D C ENG 20.8.88 22 - - £49.5K 2.5.15 £3.2M
- Hooper, Kevin M C ENG 21.12.86 23 - - £33.5K 5.6.15 £4.3M
- Ifill, Paul AM/F RC ENG 20.10.79 30 3 - £47K 3.6.13 £6.25M
- Johnson, Andy S C ENG 10.2.81 29 - - £29.5K 1.6.12 £2.4M
- Kirkland, Christopher GK ENG 2.5.81 29 1 - £47.5K 20.6.13 £5M
- Lescott, Joleon D C ENG 16.8.82 28 - - £26K 5.6.13 £4.8M
- Lewis, Peter GK ENG 19.6.85 25 5 - £16K 19.6.14 £4.3M
- Lythe, Ashley SW/D/DM LC ENG 3.11.83 26 7 - £46K 9.6.14 £5.25M
- Neville, Gary D RC ENG 18.2.75 35 115 - £55K 20.6.11 £675K
- Neville, Phil D/M RL ENG 21.1.77 33 58 - £45.5K 14.6.13 £2.7M
- Owen, Michael S C ENG 14.12.79 30 86 34 £90K 13.6.13 £14.5M
- Palmer, Keith AM R ENG 4.4.87 23 - - £12.75K 4.6.12 £4.5M
- Palmer, Nathan S C ENG 9.3.83 27 - - £15.75K 20.6.11 £2M
- Panayi, James D LC ENG 24.1.80 30 - - £15.25K 4.6.13 £3.1M
- Peacock, Lee SW/D C ENG 13.11.89 20 1 - £11.25K 20.6.12 £3.9M
- Pennant, Jermaine AM R ENG 16.1.83 27 - - £42.5K 28.6.14 £6.25M
- Pountney, Craig S C ENG 23.11.79 30 - - £12K 3.6.13 £5.25M
- Pouton, Alan AM RC ENG 31.1.77 33 11 1 £29K 15.6.11 £2.6M
- Robinson, Paul GK ENG 15.10.79 31 64 - £16.5K 15.6.15 £3.1M
- Ryan, Steve D C ENG 4.2.86 24 - - £10.75K 12.6.13 £1.1M
- Smith, Tommy F RC ENG 22.5.80 30 4 - £49.5K 23.6.13 £6M
- Street, Kevin AM RLC ENG 25.11.77 32 3 - £32.5K 27.6.12 £2.5M
- Taggart, Tony AM L ENG 10.3.82 28 - - £18.5K 8.6.13 £1.2M
- Taylor, Stuart GK ENG 28.11.80 29 - - £14.25K 18.6.13 £2M
- Terry, John D C ENG 7.12.80 29 17 2 £80K 22.5.14 £14.75M
- Wallwork, Ronnie D/DM C ENG 10.9.77 33 - - £16.25K 18.6.11 £1.8M
- Wellens, Richie M C ENG 26.3.80 30 11 - £65K 19.6.13 £7.75M
- Woodgate, Jonathan SW/D C ENG 22.1.80 30 1 - £35.5K 2.6.13 £2.8M

Martins plays for Wigan. As does Carl Cort.

Slough records
So, our short history.

Youngest Player - Ian Adams. Had big plans for this 15 year-old. Turned out he wasn't very good. Now at Scumthorpe. Oddly, his 7 league goals all came for us.

Lowest Attendance - 255 against Cambridge in the Vans Trophy. The only competition I never give a toss about.

Biggest Win - 6-0 against Stafford Rangers (Conference)
Biggest Loss - 1-5 against Southend (Third Division)
Highest Scoring Game - 5-3 against Colchester (Third Division)

Oldest Player - Kevin McPherson at 38. Sadly, he retired before I took over.

Biggest Buy - Steffan Bjarnarsson (£1.5m)
Biggest Sale - Razak Pimpong (£675k)

Dunwell has the scoring records. Before him it was Stuart John Dawe. He racked up 94 goals for us, during the Conference and Third Division years. A legend but has recently retired. Chris Beardsley was tipped to be his permanent successor, but he proved to be crap. He now plays with Fleetwood.

Jon Pickess is also a living legend in the squad. He's the record appearancer-er-er. Quite a solid career for the 30 year-old.

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/4267/bartolucci3ql.jpg

Sunderland have a dynasty going on, but Newcastle had Ronaldinho.

(oops, missed a season out on Pickess' history)

loving the biggest loss (H)

Is it me or did everyone sign Ifill and Woodgate :D

Looks like Jon was born in Sheffield :p

Haha, Niels Oude Kamphuis (H) ...

Took Celtic until last season to pry Woody from Leeds. Found that surprising. Ifill went to Leeds and then to Arsenal. I'm also managing the USA and my first World Cup finished in the Quarter Finals. Not bad, considering we overcame the French in the last 16. Vieira was dismissed for two yellows. Bruno Cheyrou scoring for the French.

Donovan spared our blushes against the Welsh, in the group stages. Andy Pugh came off the bench (One of Slough's internationals) but done very little. Pugh's another surprise package. He's the bloke at Braintree at the start. Never bothered to sign him but this time I decided to go for him. Cost me nothing and performs well. Angry, though.

Record disciplinary record with 15 yellows and one red (2008/9). That was good year for us. Yep, we still hold the First Division record for poor discipline.

52 yellows / 7 reds :hump:

FA Fines, touchline bans, etc... All the fun of the fair. I've also seen Uriah Rennie outdo himself. 4 reds in a match against Birmingham. 3 for them, one for us.

loving the disciplinary record.

Landon is ace on pre-CM4 games, really a very good player. To be fair that really is nothing for Uriah, did you know he has a black belt in Karate?

Yes. Yes I did.

Funny how, when you hit the top flight, your youngsters actually turn good.

how you mean?

Most of the youth products in my previous years were all awful. I've looked back at some of them and found a couple to be quite good. I'm actually playing the youngsters, this season.

Kevin Nicholls - D/DM(L)

Appeared a season or two back. First of the good youth products. Currently on loan to Wimbledon (Managed by Chris Perry - Slough FA Cup winner)

Stuart Grant - SW/D/DM(R/C)

When he first arrived I thought little of him. Now 21, he's showing to be a decent player.

Nigel Morris - D(C) - Another player I didn't think much of. At 21 he looks good. Could be a slow burner.

Sam Elliott - D/DM(L)

Better than Nicholls. Arrived this season. Currently doing okay in my awful reserves.

I'd have never expected products like these during my early days. I always ended up with awful midfielders. And I never heard anything positive from the assistant.

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2011/2 Fixtures
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Date Opposition Ven Competition Res Attend Scorers
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16.7.11 Real Madrid ESP A Inter-Toto Cup 3rd Rnd Leg 1 --- -----
23.7.11 Real Madrid ESP H Inter-Toto Cup 3rd Rnd Leg 2 --- -----

TWAT!

Out 2-1. :(
In other news, we sign David Beckham.

It's a sad day for Slough.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8595/end4ie.jpg

:(

Had to be done. This club loses a lot of money, Michael wanted a new challenge and, after a bit of haggling, £6m crossed palms. Making him our record goalscorer and our record sale.

Couldn't have come at a worse time, really. 6 out of 6 in the new season. 9 of our 13 strikes coming from Dunners.

Played 330, Scored 272. Top goalscorer in a single season (57), Most league goals in single season (48), 179 league goals for the club (179), Most MoM's (18), Average Rating (8.15 - 34 apps).

Anyway, show must go on and all that. Half my squad are pissed off at the sale but what can you do?