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25-05-2000, 05:44:AM
Here are some funny quotes from EPL:
"He should be ahead of all of them in Kevin Keegan's plans, only
former Manchester United star Peter Schmeichel is superior to
David in terms of the whole continent."
John Gregory showing his deep knowledge of international football,
and disproving accusations he's an uneducated loudmouth.
"Sander's had a decent season. As far as talent is concerned, he is
not in James' class."
Gregory (I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S SAYING THIS).
"David James is the best English goalkeeping talent since Peter
Shilton."
David Icke... a pattern begins to form.
"When you see the centre-backs around Europe, a fit Christian Dailly
must be close to the top flight."
Craig Brown.
"If I was going to drop anything, it would have been the trophy."
A paternal Dennis Wise.
"I'd rank this victory as my second greatest win, right behind the Cup
Winners' Cup. I've won the Premiership......"
Tore Andre Flo confusing his dreams with reality.
"This is only halftime and anything can happen yet."
Dave Bassett suggests that 4-0 away is a dangerous first leg result.
"I will continue to give everything to this club because I never give less
than 100 per cent."
David Ginola surprises Spurs' defensive coach.
"After the first 15 minutes, Terry Venables would have been the
happier of the two managers."
Brian Marwood - during Southampton v Wimbledon.
"There's still 45 minutes to go - for both sides, I would guess."
Well spotted, Brian Marwood.
"Congratulations - they've all got what they wanted. Now that we have
lost the title, everyone will be happy.
The not at all bitter general manager of Juventus, Luciano Moggi.
"He answered their call by dancing through a pedestrian Everton defence,
collecting a neat one-two with Brian Deane, and then sidefooting past a
stranded Mark Schwarzer."
The Mirror sees Juninho score the own goal of the century.
"I went into a friend's hospitality box at Stamford Bridge the other week,
looked down on the pitch and saw Tony Banks and David Mellor. It's pretty
depressing that they support the same club."
Soccer AM's Tim Lovejoy on the downside of being a Chelsea fan.
"I like my team - Ray Parlour and Tony Adams. They could probably
get in the Brazil team, they are good players."
Silvinho. What can you say?
"I put Suker on because...I knew he was a penalty taker."
Arsene Wenger.
"Outside of the Celtic support there are a lot of people who take
enjoyment out of Celtic being unsuccessful."
Kenny Dalglish launches his own Fergie-style stance.
"Paul Merson is a bit of a gamble."
Barry Venison. (think about it)
"The pitch looks good enough to eat."
Really, Terry Venables?
"Players who have more great games than other players are the great
players."
Graeme Souness works out football logic.
"I think that on different days they are all very good."
McManaman when asked to name the most difficult defender he
came across in England.
"He should be ahead of all of them in Kevin Keegan's plans, only
former Manchester United star Peter Schmeichel is superior to
David in terms of the whole continent."
John Gregory showing his deep knowledge of international football,
and disproving accusations he's an uneducated loudmouth.
"Sander's had a decent season. As far as talent is concerned, he is
not in James' class."
Gregory (I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S SAYING THIS).
"David James is the best English goalkeeping talent since Peter
Shilton."
David Icke... a pattern begins to form.
"When you see the centre-backs around Europe, a fit Christian Dailly
must be close to the top flight."
Craig Brown.
"If I was going to drop anything, it would have been the trophy."
A paternal Dennis Wise.
"I'd rank this victory as my second greatest win, right behind the Cup
Winners' Cup. I've won the Premiership......"
Tore Andre Flo confusing his dreams with reality.
"This is only halftime and anything can happen yet."
Dave Bassett suggests that 4-0 away is a dangerous first leg result.
"I will continue to give everything to this club because I never give less
than 100 per cent."
David Ginola surprises Spurs' defensive coach.
"After the first 15 minutes, Terry Venables would have been the
happier of the two managers."
Brian Marwood - during Southampton v Wimbledon.
"There's still 45 minutes to go - for both sides, I would guess."
Well spotted, Brian Marwood.
"Congratulations - they've all got what they wanted. Now that we have
lost the title, everyone will be happy.
The not at all bitter general manager of Juventus, Luciano Moggi.
"He answered their call by dancing through a pedestrian Everton defence,
collecting a neat one-two with Brian Deane, and then sidefooting past a
stranded Mark Schwarzer."
The Mirror sees Juninho score the own goal of the century.
"I went into a friend's hospitality box at Stamford Bridge the other week,
looked down on the pitch and saw Tony Banks and David Mellor. It's pretty
depressing that they support the same club."
Soccer AM's Tim Lovejoy on the downside of being a Chelsea fan.
"I like my team - Ray Parlour and Tony Adams. They could probably
get in the Brazil team, they are good players."
Silvinho. What can you say?
"I put Suker on because...I knew he was a penalty taker."
Arsene Wenger.
"Outside of the Celtic support there are a lot of people who take
enjoyment out of Celtic being unsuccessful."
Kenny Dalglish launches his own Fergie-style stance.
"Paul Merson is a bit of a gamble."
Barry Venison. (think about it)
"The pitch looks good enough to eat."
Really, Terry Venables?
"Players who have more great games than other players are the great
players."
Graeme Souness works out football logic.
"I think that on different days they are all very good."
McManaman when asked to name the most difficult defender he
came across in England.