What are your top five comedy songs of all time?

For me it would be:

1. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (Monty Python)
2. Ernie the Fastest Milkman in the West (Benny Hill)
3. Any Old Iron (Peter Sellers)
4. Ying Tong Iddle I Po (The Goons)
5. The Fifth Piano Quartet (Spike Milligan)

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Tom Green's "The Bum Bum Song" great music video on that one :crazyboy:

Any song by Australian band TISM they are pretty funny

Afroman - Because I Got High

I never thought a rapper could make such beautiful music.

Originally posted by zul-aid
Any song by Australian band TISM they are pretty funny

With such classics as 'All Homeboys Are Dickheads', 'Ol'Man River', 'I might be a cvnt, but I'm not a fvcking cvnt' and 'Whatareya?', how could you go past TISM?

It's kind of Aussie humour though, I don't think many overseas people would get it...Ol Man River is about famous people's deaths, sounds crude but it is an absolute classic..

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
Afroman - Because I Got High

I never thought a rapper could make such beautiful music.

IMO it has to be Crazy Rap:p (H):)

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
Afroman - Because I Got High

I never thought a rapper could make such beautiful music. Thats quite good but not particully funny.

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Originally posted by ChelseaFan88
Thats quite good but not particully funny.

***GANDALF***

"I was gonna eat her p**sy too
But then i got high
Now im jackin off and i know why
yea hey hey, cause im high cause im high cause im high"

makes me laugh every time

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
makes me laugh every time

you should like Crazy Rap by Afroman too, i guess :crazyboy:


I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
I ****ed her once, I ****ed her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee!
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just **** me.
I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
I ****ed her once, I ****ed her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee!
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just **** me.
I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

thats disgusting.

i dont think i can eat dinner tonight.

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
thats disgusting.

i dont think i can eat dinner tonight.

how is it any more disgusting than:
I was gonna eat her p**sy too
But then i got high
Now im jackin off and i know why

u dont eat dinner after watchin porn? :(

Originally posted by K-Man


u dont eat dinner after watchin porn? :(


HAHAHA.................maybe he doesn't even watch porn?! :jambo: :monkey: :kader: :D

Originally posted by Dragan T
HAHAHA.................maybe he doesn't even watch porn?!

yea
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

was my parents' puppet 'till my teenage years
When I rebelled - and swapped them for my peers
I used to sit for hours all alone
Without an opinion to call my own

I had to keep this compulsion to myself
This need to be like everyone else
But now I'm out of the closet and I feel free
'Cos I Just saw Thunderbirds on T.V.

Yes I've been outed and I'm so happy
I've found a role model just for me
I think I could be like those puppet guys
There's less to them than meets the eye

Now I Don't have to worry about a thing
As long as someone else is pulling my strings
My pop star can tell me what to know
I can get my poilitical views from my youth radio

I can join the queues outside restaurant chains
Now I can do the Mexican wave
Just tell me what's in and I'll make sure I fit
Just herd me into that mosh pit
And sing if you're proud to be plastic now,
Cos Thunderbirds are coming out

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
yea
:rolleyes:

Sh!t sorry..........i forgot how small an amount of humor you actually have :jambo: :rolleyes: :cool:

Originally posted by zul-aid
Any song by Australian band TISM they are pretty funny

Yeah, im like TISM's biggest fan.
Actually they wrote/sang my personaly anthem: I'm Interested In Apathy
I also like The Australian Guitar Hero's Last Stand, I might be a cant but im not a farking cant, Greg The Stop Sign, The Parable of Glenn McGraths Haircut...actually i like 90% of their stuff. its good because its witty too, not just simple humour, and its usually making a valid point.

Other then them, I really like The Scared Weird Little Guys. Their Australian Tourism song really rocks, they wrote it when "they first started touring the world, and the australian tourist commision asked if they could write a song, to get people to come to australia". The chorus of it goes like this:

Red Back, Funnel Web, Blue Ringed Octopus
Tiger Snake, Taipan, Adder, Box Jelly Fish
Big Shark, and the thing that lives in a Shell that spikes u when u pick it up.
Come to Australia, you might acidently get killed....

Its an alltime classic.

Cheers

sKIp_E

I was going to ask (and i know the answer), all u TISM fans out there, do u know what the acronym TISM stands for?
I think its a pretty cool anme for the band.
Cheers
sKIp_E

Originally posted by Dragan T
Sh!t sorry..........i forgot how small an amount of humor you actually have :jambo: :rolleyes: :cool:

ok:rolleyes: haha ha

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
ok:rolleyes: haha ha

oh:jambo:



:sleep:

Originally posted by Dragan T
oh:jambo:



:sleep:

I see.

:kader: :cool: :D

Originally posted by xxxFLYERxxx
I see.


I see...that you see?! :jambo: :-puke:


Phuck...i'm starting to make no phucking sense......... :( ......goodnight everyone :monkey:























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Originally posted by sKIp_E
I was going to ask (and i know the answer), all u TISM fans out there, do u know what the acronym TISM stands for?
I think its a pretty cool anme for the band.
Cheers
sKIp_E

This Is Serious Mum..

I love that SWLG song as well..very funny stuff..

'Forget Snoop Doggy Dogg, Forget old Ice T, the true out one the streets is produced by the TAC' :)

South Park - Uncle ***a

Mikeboyslim - BSB Gay (BSB - I want it that way remixed)
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~jylppy69/bsbgay.swf

Hermolt, did u see TISM on the Panel tonight?
Mad stuff, pity they didnt choose a better song, it wasnt a bad choice, but they could have chosen a better one... I was hoping for my anthem (See above! ;))
Cheers
sKIp_E

Yeh man..I liked the song and esp. the unfurling of the Ruddock flag..

Originally posted by hermolt
Yeh man..I liked the song and esp. the unfurling of the Ruddock flag..

yeah the Ruddock flag was really cool, but i still think that they have better songs...
I also like the title of their album "Best Off" rather than "Best Of", not really witty, but still pretty cool..

Cheers
sKIp_E