Mine is the one when homer runs against ray patterson for sanitation commisioner:

Homer: Y'know Ray I'm Glad After all this we can still be friends

Ray:Friends?, FRIENDS?..... you told people I lured children into my gingerbread house. If I hadn't packed my letter opener I'd give you such a stabbing, buddy

Homer: See we're still friends

oh its too hard! They are all good, of the old ones Kamp Krusty is very funny. And of the reletivly new ones the Luke Skywalker one where homer becomes a bodyguard is good. And also the one where Lisa and Bart go to military school

"Ill die before i surrender bob!"

"Back in the olden days we'd pitch you together in a two day battle royal! Unfortunantly that was banned thank you very much 1952 supreme high court!"

And off bodyguard one:

"Luke, use your light saber!", "What! and brake it! You know, george lucas makes me pay for these"

"(Homer screams) is that the best you can do son, for that, drop and give me 20. (Homer screams even louder at the thought of excersise) ... thats better.)

"Hey! I thought your ankle was hurt!?" "Ahh yes... eh the thing about that is...... yike! (Luke runs off.)

"We'll be pitching the two robots from Battlestar gallatica against the two gay robots from star wars."

And from Kamp Krusty:

"(Krusty on the TV) and for your time here at kamp krusty, your superviser who is called (dubbed over in anothe voice) Mr black."

TROD. Sheer briliance.

All episodes are excellents but the one who play tennis is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!;) :) :) :rockman: or the one that Carl knows very well how to play basketball

The one where they go down to Brazil to look for a kid named "Ronaldo". it was so funny!

Originally posted by TROD

"Hey! I thought your ankle was hurt!?" "Ahh yes... eh the thing about that is...... yike! (Luke runs off.)



The term is "YOINK!" "Yike" is very offensive to a Simpsons loyalist like myself.

my 2 fav simpsons episodes were the one where bart gets a job in the mafia and the one where homer gets accused of sexual assault

man they are all awesome

I cant think of any in particular. They are all awesome :mrpimp:

They are all magnificant (except for that bloody signing clip show one) but my favourite is the one where Homer joins the Naval Reserve purely for that one minute scene.

Russian UN representitive: Ah. So he is in our waters. The Soviet Union will not tolerate this!

American UN representitive: But I thought the Soviet Union broke up ten years ago!

Russian UN representitive: That's what we wanted you to think Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Presses button. Sign changes from 'Russia' to 'Soviet Union'. All the flags in the Moscow parade turn red and tanks come out of the floats. Lenin breaks out of his dispalyed coffin say 'Must crush capitalism' and the grass peels back and a wall pops uo marked 'New Berlin'

Fantastic. It is much funnier to watch than to read.

***GANDALF***

The one i prefer is 'Homer the Smithers' :D

lol, what about the soccer episode?!? :D

Homer: Oh, I'll just die if Portugal doesn't win!!! :rockman:

They are all truly awesome !! I've been following Simpson series since I was in Sydney. Truly American Cultures !!! (H)

GO APPLES!

GO ORANGES!

Ralph:GO BANANAS!

hahaha great episode.:D

the one when homer has a BBQ and lisa goes vego ... is mad

also the one where homer eats powersauce bars and is going to climb the murderhorn

golden oldies
probably flaming moes

Man, they are all brilliant! I have no favourite episode myself, but here are some of my favourite quotes:

"English? Who needs English? I'm never going to England!"

"Hmmm... Beer... Now there's a temporary solution..."

(Ralph) "Miss Hoover? She's touching my special area!"

(Bart Reading off Homer's palm cards) "Hello Mr... Kruns? I bad want... money now. Me sick. So pick... me Mr Burns..."
(Homer) "It's KURNS you idiot!"

"Ah, Diorama-Rama. My favourite school event next to 'Hearing-Test Thursday"

"Homer, there's a man up here who says he can help you!"
"Batman?"
"No Homer, it's a scientist..."
"Batman was a scientist!"
"Homer, IT'S NOT BATMAN"

"I dont even believe in Jebus" "Help me Jebus!!!!!"

The one where Homer goes to work for the supervillan Scorpio.


They are all good.



Only homer is. Sometimes others. But only Homer.:crazyboy: :mrpimp: :p

all the episodes are unmissable (except sing along ones and flashbacks to other episodes,i hate those episodes!)

anyway, i have two fave episodes-
1. the one where homer builds his own bar because mo has done up his place to a post-modern bar. its hilarious from start to finish, seems like an hour long, so much happens! from the chinese in space, to mo's teacher commiting suicide all the way to homers robot, and i cant forget REM! unmissable

2. my other is the one were homer teaches flanders how to have fun and they end up in vegas. yet another classic display by homer! bravo

Originally posted by ChelseaFan88
They are all magnificant (except for that bloody signing clip show one) but my favourite is the one where Homer joins the Naval Reserve purely for that one minute scene.

Russian UN representitive: Ah. So he is in our waters. The Soviet Union will not tolerate this!

American UN representitive: But I thought the Soviet Union broke up ten years ago!

Russian UN representitive: That's what we wanted you to think Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Presses button. Sign changes from 'Russia' to 'Soviet Unions. All the flags in the Moscow parade turn red and tanks come out of the floats. Lenin breaks out of his dispalyed coffin say 'Must crush capitalism' and the grass peels back and a wall pops uo marked 'New Berlin'

ABSOLUTELY!! That's my favorite moment in Simpsons history too.

The soccer episode is brilliant too, and since it's very appropriate for the forum, I'll put a ton of quotes up.....


TV Announcer: The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here--fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!
Bart: Hey, Dad, how come you've never taken us to see a soccer game?
Homer: I...don't know.
TV Announcer: You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Ariaga!
Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!
Homer: Oh, I never heard of those people.
TV Announcer: And they'll all be signing autographs!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
TV Announcer: This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth: Mexico or Portugal!

Then we see Pele on the field saying "Pele is king of the soccer field. To be king of your kitchen, use Crestfield Wax Paper." Then he walks away with a bag of money.

Or, when a soccer riot breaks out, we see Willie and 4 other scotsmen, and Willie says "Ach! They call this a soccer riot? Come on, boys, let's take 'em to school!"

Then when they're getting ready to leave...

Marge: Homer, we've got to get out of here!
Homer: Ooh, but I want to do some rioting. [pushes one of the Scotsmen]
Scotsman: [turns to face Homer, screaming] Jobbers cobknots, ya mucker!
Homer: All done! [runs off]

Originally posted by ChelseaFan88
They are all magnificant (except for that bloody signing clip show one) but my favourite is the one where Homer joins the Naval Reserve purely for that one minute scene.

Russian UN representitive: Ah. So he is in our waters. The Soviet Union will not tolerate this!

American UN representitive: But I thought the Soviet Union broke up ten years ago!

Russian UN representitive: That's what we wanted you to think Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Presses button. Sign changes from 'Russia' to 'Soviet Union'. All the flags in the Moscow parade turn red and tanks come out of the floats. Lenin breaks out of his dispalyed coffin say 'Must crush capitalism' and the grass peels back and a wall pops uo marked 'New Berlin'

Thats i one of the best moments on simpsons, brilliant.

I saw one the other day where they go to the Superbowl, and the legend that is John Madden is there!! great episode.

Oh and Joe, sorry for my missuse of language :( I have disgraced my family.

TROD.

i like the one were they reckon bart stole the collection plate money and the guy go's past in a car and says summet like "get him away from the church colection plate" and it wavers in volume

Mine is when Homer goes to the Chili cookout and eats the toxic chili pepper and has a crazy trip.

He sees all this crazy shiz and the whole episode is like trippin on acid.

The episode when half of Springfield joins the sect.

In soccer episode there was a great part with American and European (or South American) commentator :crazyboy:

Who cares about your favorite episode the simpsons just rule all the episodes are good

So many to choose from... but "The Springfield Files" has to be my favorite. The whole episode is classic moment after classic moment. Sample quote:

Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You happy?

All episodes are fantastic and I don't have a favourite. Let's think.... oh yeah, the one where Homer becomes garbage man, and the one with the real truth about Jebediah Springfield.

I dont have a favourite episode, they all rule. but i have favourite quotes. From the Hockey episode, Skinner: the following people are failing, Wiggum, Ralph
Ralph: Yay! I WON!
Skinner: No Ralph this means your failing english.
Ralph: Me Fail english? Thats Unpossible

The one where homer becomes smart
Homer: Who wants to come to the Library tomorrow? notice how i no longer say liberry or tomorry!

I cant remember the episode, but the one where Ralph goes
This taste like Grandma
Chief: Hey this does taste like grandma

OR

Burns: were you sayin BOO or BOO-URNS?
Crowd- BOOOOOOOO BOOOOOO
that little guy with the funny voice: I was saying Boo-Urns!

classics

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i cant think of one, they are all great XD

The one where they move away from springfield because homer got a new job...

"I'm from Canada...They think I'm slow eh?"
" I start fires" - that has to be the funniest simpson moment