Sabre
09-11-2002, 01:31:AM
I mean the announcement that goes "We at EA are VERY sorry for accidently putting a BETA version onto retail discs and we will fix it IMMEDIATELY"
After playing this game for a while , it became ever more painfully obvious that its has so many GLARING faults it almost make me embarrased for the pixels!!!
I admit, the graphics are lovely, and there are MOMENTS of slick gameplay going on in this game, and it certainly COULD have been the best FIFA game yet........ BUT......BUT.....BUT.... :(
Let me touch on a couple of issues here......
Firstly the Defensive "AI", please take note of the ""!!!! I think even using the word intelligence in line with the defensive goings on in this game is cruelty unbound!!!
I have NEVER seen such appaling, pathetic, and just useless AI in all my life. Did they even beta test this game? Because for the life of me I coannot think how in hells name anyone could miss the painfully inept and poor setup of the defensive AI.
I mean I have seen TWO attackers going up against my four man defense, and the defense not only stands and lets them through but in some cases actually MOVES ASIDE so they can shhot better.
When in a wide flat back four, the two wide defenders stand out on the wings like morons while the attackers waltz in and score unhindered!!! Its ridiculous, I have NEVER seen anything like it. I cannot believe EA actually released the game with the AI in such a bad way!!
My god the very first Fifa on the damn SEGA MEGA DRIVE had defenders 100% better than this muck!!
Now, lets just say we could STRETCH forgiveness out a little here for the laughable defensive AI...lets move on.....
What a wonderful invention "SMART" Passes are... again note the ""...... SMART???? Don't they mean blatantly retarded passes????? Or the new Fifa MORONIC Pass button?
Great here comes Figo up the middle, Ronaldo pulling a run off the defendeers back and all Figo has to do is SMART pass to the closest and most obvious man..simple right? RIGHT??? I mean how difficult can that actually be?????
Well with EA's new "SMART" Passing, it seems its very difficult. I mean Rivaldo can turn 360 and pass back into midfield instead NO PROBLEMS. Or pull some half assed lame pass to the wide where there is obviously NO PASS OPEN and give it straight to the other team..... AMAZING. I dont think it would be possible to make "SMART" passes any more useless if they tried!! And they are evn kind ebnough to have no option to turn it off :)
Ok lets now say I am VERY forgiving and I can forgive this also.....lets move on again....
We have Headering. Now you would think a Goal kick by a world class keeper would realistically go to his own team more often than not right? OK, granted, now we also assume a world calss player like say .hmhmhmhmh Zidane? Ronaldo? These guys can easily pick up and hold a goal kick right? Or at least win a header right?
RIGHT???? I MEAN WTF?????
Its seems not, a goal kick in this games = a quick way to concede possesion immediately to the opposition. I have not yet managed to win a SINGLE header from a goal kick by my own keeper. Sure I can win moist of the kicvks by their keeper wich is equally STUPID!!!
Goalkick is supposed to be a usefull part of play, not a waste of space!!!
Okay now lets also suggest you could chip the ball to Ronaldo and he is wide? He can easily flick a header inside for Raul right? I mean the guy is 6 ft+ and world class by anyones standard. He can header when he is standing in a mile of space right?
Well no apparently he cant. In fact nobody can head the ball unless there is an opponant glued to their arse while doing so!!!! What kind of idiocy is that?
Lets not even go down the forgiveness road, because to be honest EA should be damn well embarassed byt this game!!!
What about the chip/lob pass. Now anyone who knows ANYTHING about football would know its one of the most widely used offensive passes, utilised to deadly effect by the greatest players in the game, Zidance, Rivaldo, Veron, to name but a few masters of the chip over. You would think players could control a simple chip and take it on right?
Well no actually it seems even the world number one player cant conmtrol a simple chip. He can blunder about with a clumsy , slow and useless chest down by which time hes either slide tackled or the defence has had a week toi recover.... amazing that isnt it?
The chip is as well not being in the game for all the use it is!!! In fact passing might as well not be in the game, in fact the game might as well not be a game, they should have made a pretty looking video to watch because clearly thats what they are after!!!!
The passing diversity in this game is pathetic, the headering, and fast ball control are null and void, the AI is a joke, and even the interface is half asses in places.
You have to move the mouse way over past the side of some of the arrows before you can click them :(
I wish I could finish on a positive note, but I cant.
Lets talk about FIFA and its player realism....
We all know Roberto Carlos right? Probably fastest player in the world down the left wing. Extremely talented and very powerful on the ball. Now you would think with 3 yards headstart againt 90% of the defenders in the world normally NOBODY would be getting back in touch with him when he is 3 yards cl;ear right?
Well why is it in FIFA that 3 yards clear and sprinting Roberto Carlos can't even outpace the most mediocre players? In fact Roberto Carlos is ALWAYS slower than his opposing defender..in fact it doesnt matter who you try it with NONE of the world fastest and best players can match the pace of FIFA-Steroided defenders....
And as for Zinedine Zidane the world best player...but in FIFA he is no better than your average sunday league player. Yes the man who has glue on his boots and terrorises midfields and defenders alike with his on the ball skills and control gets robbed everytime by any player who comes within a yard of him....
Whats the point in having the funny little numbers next to the player attributes?????? Clearly they make absolutely no difference what-so-ever, so why even bother?
FIFA 2003 is so badly in need of a patch is beyond a joke.
As it stands, with all the will in the world I recommend this game to NOBODY.
If you like football, DO NOT buy this game, you have been warned. Unless EA get their fingers out and fix it which as usual they seem unwilling to do, I would rather play blow football than this muck.
Dare I say it, I would even prefer FIFA 2002 special moves included than this joke of a game.
Its a shame because if they hadn't rushed out a half assed beta version it could have been the greatest FIFA game yet :(
As it stands its the most hilarious excuse for a Football game I have ever seen.!!:f***:
After playing this game for a while , it became ever more painfully obvious that its has so many GLARING faults it almost make me embarrased for the pixels!!!
I admit, the graphics are lovely, and there are MOMENTS of slick gameplay going on in this game, and it certainly COULD have been the best FIFA game yet........ BUT......BUT.....BUT.... :(
Let me touch on a couple of issues here......
Firstly the Defensive "AI", please take note of the ""!!!! I think even using the word intelligence in line with the defensive goings on in this game is cruelty unbound!!!
I have NEVER seen such appaling, pathetic, and just useless AI in all my life. Did they even beta test this game? Because for the life of me I coannot think how in hells name anyone could miss the painfully inept and poor setup of the defensive AI.
I mean I have seen TWO attackers going up against my four man defense, and the defense not only stands and lets them through but in some cases actually MOVES ASIDE so they can shhot better.
When in a wide flat back four, the two wide defenders stand out on the wings like morons while the attackers waltz in and score unhindered!!! Its ridiculous, I have NEVER seen anything like it. I cannot believe EA actually released the game with the AI in such a bad way!!
My god the very first Fifa on the damn SEGA MEGA DRIVE had defenders 100% better than this muck!!
Now, lets just say we could STRETCH forgiveness out a little here for the laughable defensive AI...lets move on.....
What a wonderful invention "SMART" Passes are... again note the ""...... SMART???? Don't they mean blatantly retarded passes????? Or the new Fifa MORONIC Pass button?
Great here comes Figo up the middle, Ronaldo pulling a run off the defendeers back and all Figo has to do is SMART pass to the closest and most obvious man..simple right? RIGHT??? I mean how difficult can that actually be?????
Well with EA's new "SMART" Passing, it seems its very difficult. I mean Rivaldo can turn 360 and pass back into midfield instead NO PROBLEMS. Or pull some half assed lame pass to the wide where there is obviously NO PASS OPEN and give it straight to the other team..... AMAZING. I dont think it would be possible to make "SMART" passes any more useless if they tried!! And they are evn kind ebnough to have no option to turn it off :)
Ok lets now say I am VERY forgiving and I can forgive this also.....lets move on again....
We have Headering. Now you would think a Goal kick by a world class keeper would realistically go to his own team more often than not right? OK, granted, now we also assume a world calss player like say .hmhmhmhmh Zidane? Ronaldo? These guys can easily pick up and hold a goal kick right? Or at least win a header right?
RIGHT???? I MEAN WTF?????
Its seems not, a goal kick in this games = a quick way to concede possesion immediately to the opposition. I have not yet managed to win a SINGLE header from a goal kick by my own keeper. Sure I can win moist of the kicvks by their keeper wich is equally STUPID!!!
Goalkick is supposed to be a usefull part of play, not a waste of space!!!
Okay now lets also suggest you could chip the ball to Ronaldo and he is wide? He can easily flick a header inside for Raul right? I mean the guy is 6 ft+ and world class by anyones standard. He can header when he is standing in a mile of space right?
Well no apparently he cant. In fact nobody can head the ball unless there is an opponant glued to their arse while doing so!!!! What kind of idiocy is that?
Lets not even go down the forgiveness road, because to be honest EA should be damn well embarassed byt this game!!!
What about the chip/lob pass. Now anyone who knows ANYTHING about football would know its one of the most widely used offensive passes, utilised to deadly effect by the greatest players in the game, Zidance, Rivaldo, Veron, to name but a few masters of the chip over. You would think players could control a simple chip and take it on right?
Well no actually it seems even the world number one player cant conmtrol a simple chip. He can blunder about with a clumsy , slow and useless chest down by which time hes either slide tackled or the defence has had a week toi recover.... amazing that isnt it?
The chip is as well not being in the game for all the use it is!!! In fact passing might as well not be in the game, in fact the game might as well not be a game, they should have made a pretty looking video to watch because clearly thats what they are after!!!!
The passing diversity in this game is pathetic, the headering, and fast ball control are null and void, the AI is a joke, and even the interface is half asses in places.
You have to move the mouse way over past the side of some of the arrows before you can click them :(
I wish I could finish on a positive note, but I cant.
Lets talk about FIFA and its player realism....
We all know Roberto Carlos right? Probably fastest player in the world down the left wing. Extremely talented and very powerful on the ball. Now you would think with 3 yards headstart againt 90% of the defenders in the world normally NOBODY would be getting back in touch with him when he is 3 yards cl;ear right?
Well why is it in FIFA that 3 yards clear and sprinting Roberto Carlos can't even outpace the most mediocre players? In fact Roberto Carlos is ALWAYS slower than his opposing defender..in fact it doesnt matter who you try it with NONE of the world fastest and best players can match the pace of FIFA-Steroided defenders....
And as for Zinedine Zidane the world best player...but in FIFA he is no better than your average sunday league player. Yes the man who has glue on his boots and terrorises midfields and defenders alike with his on the ball skills and control gets robbed everytime by any player who comes within a yard of him....
Whats the point in having the funny little numbers next to the player attributes?????? Clearly they make absolutely no difference what-so-ever, so why even bother?
FIFA 2003 is so badly in need of a patch is beyond a joke.
As it stands, with all the will in the world I recommend this game to NOBODY.
If you like football, DO NOT buy this game, you have been warned. Unless EA get their fingers out and fix it which as usual they seem unwilling to do, I would rather play blow football than this muck.
Dare I say it, I would even prefer FIFA 2002 special moves included than this joke of a game.
Its a shame because if they hadn't rushed out a half assed beta version it could have been the greatest FIFA game yet :(
As it stands its the most hilarious excuse for a Football game I have ever seen.!!:f***: