View Full Version : A caption competition


monkee
22-11-2002, 04:13:AM
Let's have a caption competition:

Joe
22-11-2002, 11:41:AM
Damn, do they always have to touch my ass?

This was Russian vodka?

Sukur54
22-11-2002, 12:34:PM
Bush pauses in his speech and thinks heavily: "Dammit where was Afghanistan again?"

Joe
22-11-2002, 01:00:PM
"So wait a minute. I'm not the supreme and unquestioned ruler of the world?"

"How do you pronounce that?"

maddog1983
22-11-2002, 02:58:PM
"Jesus Christ ? Is this guy gonna pose a threat to me ?"

LaBrujita
22-11-2002, 03:10:PM
Originally posted by monkee
Let's have a caption competition:
Bush pauses in speech and half-grunt.
Guy behind him thinking, "working on lethal gas, I see Mr. President"

potty jokes are fun!

AhmedK
22-11-2002, 03:43:PM
hhhhmmmmm i wonder what everyone is here for??

Mauricio
22-11-2002, 06:16:PM
Im getting drunk :crazyboy: :rockman:

Paul
22-11-2002, 06:21:PM
Originally posted by monkee
Let's have a caption competition:

Bush: **** this boring, cant i just blow the **** outa them now?

:o

Parra Power
22-11-2002, 07:35:PM
Did I just let another one off?

Larry
22-11-2002, 09:43:PM
"Can i bone that girl behind me rite now"

rhizome17
22-11-2002, 11:50:PM
Originally posted by monkee
Let's have a caption competition:

this is really hard monkee because Rumsfeld is obviously the ventriloquist and Bush is his dummy:crazyboy:

monkee
23-11-2002, 01:14:AM
I guess I'll have to post one or two:

1) Condoleeza Rice: 'I can see right through his head'

2) Bush: guh! Pretzel...

mhflierman
23-11-2002, 01:16:AM
*growling inner mouthly* Grrr, you know I like it that way Donald, work that entrance with those fingers.

AberdeenFC
23-11-2002, 02:59:AM
"I'm Bored"

Ebonix
23-11-2002, 04:12:AM
"Thats strange, my proposal for world war 3 went down well with that sock puppet, why not here?"

zul-aid
23-11-2002, 04:59:AM
Bush: Rummy got voted one of the sexiest men alive - who voted for him?
Cordelleza: Probably the same idiots who voted for Mayor Rudi
Rummy: Yeah im sexy

AhmedK
23-11-2002, 01:44:PM
Some of these captions are really sick:kader: :kader:

Keegan
23-11-2002, 09:03:PM
"I'd like to stand before you here today and say that I am against war, but I seem to have forgotten my pants...!"

Keegan
23-11-2002, 09:07:PM
Originally posted by rhizome17
this is really hard monkee because Rumsfeld is obviously the ventriloquist and Bush is his dummy:crazyboy:

Pop quiz: If Rumsfeld is the ventriloquist and Bush is his dummy, where is Rumsfelds' hand?

Larry
23-11-2002, 09:35:PM
Originally posted by Keegan
Pop quiz: If Rumsfeld is the ventriloquist and Bush is his dummy, where is Rumsfelds' hand?

Up his ass ;)

JTNY
23-11-2002, 10:46:PM
Bush: (feels somethings up his.....) Whoa, Rummy, calm down, not here....... jeez, your excited........

Rummy: That ain't me, it's the United Nations........


:kader: :crazyboy: :p (H)

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24-11-2002, 12:41:PM
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