Ok your watching porn on the television, you have a cigarette in one hand andd your other hand is on your weiner, all of a sudden your dad pops in your room What would you do first?
This happened to someone i know it was hillarious he just froze.

:o :o The real question is what kind of idiot goes in his room turns on porn and tries to milk himself while smoking??


I think i would stop milking and turn of the t.v. at the same time.

Get your hand out your weiner and swallow the cigarette...

dad will understand watching porn :)

Wow Kader you have a pretty bad dad.Doesnt he know porn can lead to other bad things in the future like,sex,girls,kids, among many other bad things.I voted for crying because my dad would kill me.

Well technically, you could do all three in 1.5 seconds. First, simultaneously get your hand off of your weiner and flick the cig to the corner of the room. Then, grab the remote with whichever hand is closer and turn off the TV.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Well technically, you could do all three in 1.5 seconds. First, simultaneously get your hand off of your weiner and flick the cig to the corner of the room. Then, grab the remote with whichever hand is closer and turn off the TV.

wtf hes gonna walk in and youre gonna have time to thing that all through?

Originally posted by Sukur54
wtf hes gonna walk in and youre gonna have time to thing that all through?

Well yeah... you'd have to have come up with that plan beforehand... otherwise you panic and you're pretty much screwed.

Originally posted by K-Man
Get your hand out your weiner and swallow the cigarette...

dad will understand watching porn :)

haha, thats probably the best answer :hump: :D

what kind of a guy does this with his door unlocked :|

anyway i don't think theres any way to conceal the Cigarette...... coz even if u swallow it or throw it out, the smoke stays in the room for a long long time....

so i'd stop stroking junior and switch off the porn and apologise about the cigarette...

quickly throw your cigatreete into your fathers eye, thus blinding him temporarily. Second you hit him over the head with a blunt object. then when he wakes up say he fell down the stairs. nothing happened!:rockman:

You do nothing.

Slowly glance over to him, and while exhaling the cigeratte smoke, smoothly say, "Wanna join in?" :confused:

Originally posted by Joe
You do nothing.

Slowly glance over to him, and while exhaling the cigeratte smoke, smoothly say, "Wanna join in?" :confused:

:confused: :confused: :kader:

Just put your flange away. Smoking and porn are everyday things, but your dad seeing your johnson most certainly is not.

Originally posted by hermolt
but your dad seeing your johnson most certainly is not.

it damn well better not be :crazyboy:

Dirtyray your answer is by far the funniest,Joe`s is the nastiest and Yash`s is the most logical.


Why dont we all save ourselfs the trouble and not watch porn,smoke,or stroke junior.?:o

Originally posted by ahmedkkk
Why dont we all save ourselfs the trouble and not watch porn,smoke,or stroke junior.?:o

What kind of people do you think come to this forum. You will never get us to stop beating the stepchild and watching porn.

I would get rid of the Cigarette because your (plural) dad probably watched porn and wanked himself when he was younger but smoking would really piss him off. My dad wouldn't mind me watching porn cos he would know I'm not gay.

JMY

If it was your mum, however, it would be a different story.

Tough Q.

If I'm not mistaken, his weiner was outside taking some air, right? So I don't think you have enough time to put it back in and convince good old dad you weren't masturbating.
The only solution would be to say you had your dick out because you were about to inject it with some heroin, since your arms are already wasted anyway. I think that would be the only way to convince your dad you weren't spankng the monkey. ;)

Originally posted by Hugo
Tough Q.

If I'm not mistaken, his weiner was outside taking some air, right? So I don't think you have enough time to put it back in and convince good old dad you weren't masturbating.

or u could always:

Originally posted by willem
Say this if your parents ever catch you:" I wasn't masturbating! I was just cleaning it and it went off! I inspected my testicles for weird bumps."

:| :crazyboy:

Originally posted by K-Man
or u could always:



:| :crazyboy:

Hey, you shouldn't use Blink 182 quotes if you're going to bash them. :f***:

Well, pretty much I'd switch off porn, first. The smoking thing, well, just admit it you do it.

I'd look at him and say "What!?!"

Originally posted by ::shinji::
I'd look at him and say "What!?!"
LOL Best Answer So far :D

You mean "What? You got a problem?"

mine would say 'Son, why do you have your speakers switched off?' and turn the speakers up full blast!

as for smoking he'd be pissed off i stole his zippo:D :hump:

i would say DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK!

Originally posted by ahmedkkk
Wow Kader you have a pretty bad dad.Doesnt he know porn can lead to other bad things in the future like,sex,girls,kids, among many other bad things.I voted for crying because my dad would kill me.

can you explain how sex , girls and kids are bad things ?

Originally posted by maddog1983
can you explain how sex , girls and kids are bad things ?

because someday, one way or another, they are all gonna cost you money, big time ;) :crazyboy:

Originally posted by ::shinji::
I'd look at him and say "What!?!"
Ha ha ha, so much just like me ..... :D

Fake a seizure :)

Well im not stupid enough to smoke so it would be less of a problem for me. Id put the trousersnake back in its home and would say i was just flicking through channels and came to this and dropped the control when you came in
:)