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zul-aid
12-12-2002, 10:56:AM
Today is my birthday and after all the presents i thought i would treat myself to Fox News.

the pain lasted for half an hour when i finnaly turned the tv off at the power point (riped from its socket) after 29 frantic minutes looking for the remote

TOPIC OF DISCUSSION: Noisey hollywood

Picture a news channel like no other all presenters are pro-republican have strong idiotic views of the world and get paranoid when an afro-american demotratc enters there studio (yes there is a african american reporter but he seems to be turning whiter than Michael Jackson or Colin Powell and at a much faster rate)

Back to the topic Fox and Friends was the TV show is a morning show with two guys and a girl (similar to the show with a pizza place) they were talking about Saddams son Nehru (who cares) the blonde girl whose name i never know was saying how wasnt this is the son saddam tried to kill, then the first guy said 'i heard he is next in line' and then third guy who seems to be the add-in comic says "how wasnt that the uniform the beatles used in Sargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band". :confused:

MY GOD!!!!!! I scream is this the major news story? so after trying for the missing remote i continued on in amusement. Next was "IF YOU WERE BUSH WHEN WILL YOU PUSH THE TRIGGER?" again i thought ohh no not another attack comon you'd think Bush wouldnt have forgoten what one of his predecessors did to the Japanese way back in 1945 (the bomb was aimed at civilians not the general incharge of the island nation) so they put on callers... first caller: "Bomb them now!!!! those muslims are all alike" thanks Bob from Utah, next caller "Never bomb anybody never fight violence with violence" Comic guy "yeah but what about Saddam we'll never get Saddam" other guy "and all the terrorists" girl "yeah if we dont they will get our planes and fly them into our buildings" OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORD WHERE THE **** IS THE REMOTE PLEASE GOD HELP ME (headache started - need panadol!!!!).


so after I went to the bathroom got myself a couple of headache tablets and sat myself down and they had what they called FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTORS (always the same five faces every night) and the fox and friends said "what do you think of hollywood actors coming out and critcising the president?" well one said "I hate these liberal types in hollywood like they have nothing better to do, they are over paid and whats makes them an expert in political affairs, like come on the best president in United States history and one guy (Martin Sheen) who plays the president on TV is doing this so he can get publicity. The other guy remakes "Wasnt these the people who said they would leave the country if that idiot Bush was elected" Girl "Why are they still here" Comic guy "Yeah which president is the idiot the real President interested in our nations safety or the one who thinks he is a president because he plays one on TV."

CRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH

TV is now off and I can continue with my Birthday headache and all - God I promise from this day forth I will never watch that channel again.....................................

Robert Roberts
12-12-2002, 11:35:AM
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Picture a news channel like no other all presenters are pro-republican have strong idiotic views of the world and get paranoid when an afro-american demotratc enters there studio (yes there is a african american reporter but he seems to be turning whiter than Michael Jackson or Colin Powell and at a much faster rate)
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You'll love the BBC here in the UK then. They are so up Labour and the liberal elite arses it's unbelievable. But then that's no surprise when you find that the Director-General and the Chairman have both been Labour donors in the past.

Oh and they are the state broadcaster, we have to pay a tax, which goes to the BBC just to have a bloody TV!

rhizome17
12-12-2002, 01:52:PM
er, happy birthday zul-aid...I hope you aren't paying for that station, thank god we don't get it here. having said that, the standard of critical awareness in the reporting still sux. Gimme the net over tv news any day.

zul-aid
12-12-2002, 01:58:PM
Originally posted by rhizome17
er, happy birthday zul-aid...I hope you aren't paying for that station, thank god we don't get it here. having said that, the standard of critical awareness in the reporting still sux. Gimme the net over tv news any day.

well in a way i think i m as it comes with a package

sometimes it ok to watch as i like to see idiot americans talk crap about foriegn policy example "bomb them all now" however what irates me is that i cant reply - i wanna be on that channel to give them all a blast

rhizome17
12-12-2002, 02:09:PM
hehe they would have you arrested as a "potential" terrorist threat

OWENISAGUN
12-12-2002, 03:20:PM
hey rhizome they dont arrest all the potential terrorists they :drevil: monitor:drevil: them, for example, both the lead singer/songwriter for system of a down and zack de la rocha formerly of rage against the machine, are currently, or have been in the past :drevil: monitored :drevil: by the CIA, because they lyrics in their songs are political in nature and the US government agencies see this as a potential threat to the nations security, just something I heard on the radio, could be bullsh*t, though I highly doubt it as it is the American government in question
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rhizome17
12-12-2002, 03:24:PM
Originally posted by OWENISAGUN
hey rhizome they dont arrest all the potential terrorists they :drevil: monitor:drevil: them, for example, both the lead singer/songwriter for system of a down and zack de la rocha formerly of rage against the machine, are currently, or have been in the past :drevil: monitored :drevil: by the CIA, because they lyrics in their songs are political in nature and the US government agencies see this as a potential threat to the nations security, just something I heard on the radio, could be bullsh*t, though I highly doubt it as it is the American government in question

yeah i would believe it, I posted in another thread somewhere about how the Rage Against the Machine forum was shut down at the Guerilla News Network site, after some heat from the FBI.

yeah, they are watching, you never know, they might be ... here :crazyboy:

OWENISAGUN
12-12-2002, 03:39:PM
It would suprise me if they werent here!:D
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zul-aid
12-12-2002, 04:24:PM
Originally posted by rhizome17
yeah, they are watching, you never know, they might be ... here :crazyboy:

oohhh **** my cover is blown i must flee - oh wait the NSL patch must be completed first

Fotbalguy
12-12-2002, 10:38:PM
Originally posted by zul-aid
Today is my birthday and after all the presents i thought i would treat myself to Fox News.

the pain lasted for half an hour when i finnaly turned the tv off at the power point (riped from its socket) after 29 frantic minutes looking for the remote

TOPIC OF DISCUSSION: Noisey hollywood

Picture a news channel like no other all presenters are pro-republican have strong idiotic views of the world and get paranoid when an afro-american demotratc enters there studio (yes there is a african american reporter but he seems to be turning whiter than Michael Jackson or Colin Powell and at a much faster rate)

Back to the topic Fox and Friends was the TV show is a morning show with two guys and a girl (similar to the show with a pizza place) they were talking about Saddams son Nehru (who cares) the blonde girl whose name i never know was saying how wasnt this is the son saddam tried to kill, then the first guy said 'i heard he is next in line' and then third guy who seems to be the add-in comic says "how wasnt that the uniform the beatles used in Sargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band". :confused:

MY GOD!!!!!! I scream is this the major news story? so after trying for the missing remote i continued on in amusement. Next was "IF YOU WERE BUSH WHEN WILL YOU PUSH THE TRIGGER?" again i thought ohh no not another attack comon you'd think Bush wouldnt have forgoten what one of his predecessors did to the Japanese way back in 1945 (the bomb was aimed at civilians not the general incharge of the island nation) so they put on callers... first caller: "Bomb them now!!!! those muslims are all alike" thanks Bob from Utah, next caller "Never bomb anybody never fight violence with violence" Comic guy "yeah but what about Saddam we'll never get Saddam" other guy "and all the terrorists" girl "yeah if we dont they will get our planes and fly them into our buildings" OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORD WHERE THE **** IS THE REMOTE PLEASE GOD HELP ME (headache started - need panadol!!!!).


so after I went to the bathroom got myself a couple of headache tablets and sat myself down and they had what they called FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTORS (always the same five faces every night) and the fox and friends said "what do you think of hollywood actors coming out and critcising the president?" well one said "I hate these liberal types in hollywood like they have nothing better to do, they are over paid and whats makes them an expert in political affairs, like come on the best president in United States history and one guy (Martin Sheen) who plays the president on TV is doing this so he can get publicity. The other guy remakes "Wasnt these the people who said they would leave the country if that idiot Bush was elected" Girl "Why are they still here" Comic guy "Yeah which president is the idiot the real President interested in our nations safety or the one who thinks he is a president because he plays one on TV."

CRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH

TV is now off and I can continue with my Birthday headache and all - God I promise from this day forth I will never watch that channel again.....................................

I hope this is not a lame excuse to get people's attention that it's your birthday....

FuriousGeorge
12-12-2002, 10:58:PM
Scary thing is that channel is now the US's most popular cable news channel.

rhizome17
12-12-2002, 11:39:PM
Originally posted by OWENISAGUN
It would suprise me if they werent here!:D

is that a confession? ;) :o :p

zul-aid
13-12-2002, 01:42:AM
Originally posted by Fotbalguy
I hope this is not a lame excuse to get people's attention that it's your birthday....

no as the title says its about Fox News I already did a lame thread about my birthday in FifaOceania so it would be even lamer to do it twice

GoHawks4
13-12-2002, 02:31:AM
Yeah, Fox news blows.

OWENISAGUN
13-12-2002, 04:16:AM
is that a confession?

Wouldn't you like to know, :rolleyes:

note to self, Monitor Rhizome17
;) (H) :hump:
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