zul-aid
12-12-2002, 10:56:AM
Today is my birthday and after all the presents i thought i would treat myself to Fox News.
the pain lasted for half an hour when i finnaly turned the tv off at the power point (riped from its socket) after 29 frantic minutes looking for the remote
TOPIC OF DISCUSSION: Noisey hollywood
Picture a news channel like no other all presenters are pro-republican have strong idiotic views of the world and get paranoid when an afro-american demotratc enters there studio (yes there is a african american reporter but he seems to be turning whiter than Michael Jackson or Colin Powell and at a much faster rate)
Back to the topic Fox and Friends was the TV show is a morning show with two guys and a girl (similar to the show with a pizza place) they were talking about Saddams son Nehru (who cares) the blonde girl whose name i never know was saying how wasnt this is the son saddam tried to kill, then the first guy said 'i heard he is next in line' and then third guy who seems to be the add-in comic says "how wasnt that the uniform the beatles used in Sargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band". :confused:
MY GOD!!!!!! I scream is this the major news story? so after trying for the missing remote i continued on in amusement. Next was "IF YOU WERE BUSH WHEN WILL YOU PUSH THE TRIGGER?" again i thought ohh no not another attack comon you'd think Bush wouldnt have forgoten what one of his predecessors did to the Japanese way back in 1945 (the bomb was aimed at civilians not the general incharge of the island nation) so they put on callers... first caller: "Bomb them now!!!! those muslims are all alike" thanks Bob from Utah, next caller "Never bomb anybody never fight violence with violence" Comic guy "yeah but what about Saddam we'll never get Saddam" other guy "and all the terrorists" girl "yeah if we dont they will get our planes and fly them into our buildings" OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORD WHERE THE **** IS THE REMOTE PLEASE GOD HELP ME (headache started - need panadol!!!!).
so after I went to the bathroom got myself a couple of headache tablets and sat myself down and they had what they called FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTORS (always the same five faces every night) and the fox and friends said "what do you think of hollywood actors coming out and critcising the president?" well one said "I hate these liberal types in hollywood like they have nothing better to do, they are over paid and whats makes them an expert in political affairs, like come on the best president in United States history and one guy (Martin Sheen) who plays the president on TV is doing this so he can get publicity. The other guy remakes "Wasnt these the people who said they would leave the country if that idiot Bush was elected" Girl "Why are they still here" Comic guy "Yeah which president is the idiot the real President interested in our nations safety or the one who thinks he is a president because he plays one on TV."
CRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH
TV is now off and I can continue with my Birthday headache and all - God I promise from this day forth I will never watch that channel again.....................................
the pain lasted for half an hour when i finnaly turned the tv off at the power point (riped from its socket) after 29 frantic minutes looking for the remote
TOPIC OF DISCUSSION: Noisey hollywood
Picture a news channel like no other all presenters are pro-republican have strong idiotic views of the world and get paranoid when an afro-american demotratc enters there studio (yes there is a african american reporter but he seems to be turning whiter than Michael Jackson or Colin Powell and at a much faster rate)
Back to the topic Fox and Friends was the TV show is a morning show with two guys and a girl (similar to the show with a pizza place) they were talking about Saddams son Nehru (who cares) the blonde girl whose name i never know was saying how wasnt this is the son saddam tried to kill, then the first guy said 'i heard he is next in line' and then third guy who seems to be the add-in comic says "how wasnt that the uniform the beatles used in Sargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band". :confused:
MY GOD!!!!!! I scream is this the major news story? so after trying for the missing remote i continued on in amusement. Next was "IF YOU WERE BUSH WHEN WILL YOU PUSH THE TRIGGER?" again i thought ohh no not another attack comon you'd think Bush wouldnt have forgoten what one of his predecessors did to the Japanese way back in 1945 (the bomb was aimed at civilians not the general incharge of the island nation) so they put on callers... first caller: "Bomb them now!!!! those muslims are all alike" thanks Bob from Utah, next caller "Never bomb anybody never fight violence with violence" Comic guy "yeah but what about Saddam we'll never get Saddam" other guy "and all the terrorists" girl "yeah if we dont they will get our planes and fly them into our buildings" OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORD WHERE THE **** IS THE REMOTE PLEASE GOD HELP ME (headache started - need panadol!!!!).
so after I went to the bathroom got myself a couple of headache tablets and sat myself down and they had what they called FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTORS (always the same five faces every night) and the fox and friends said "what do you think of hollywood actors coming out and critcising the president?" well one said "I hate these liberal types in hollywood like they have nothing better to do, they are over paid and whats makes them an expert in political affairs, like come on the best president in United States history and one guy (Martin Sheen) who plays the president on TV is doing this so he can get publicity. The other guy remakes "Wasnt these the people who said they would leave the country if that idiot Bush was elected" Girl "Why are they still here" Comic guy "Yeah which president is the idiot the real President interested in our nations safety or the one who thinks he is a president because he plays one on TV."
CRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH
TV is now off and I can continue with my Birthday headache and all - God I promise from this day forth I will never watch that channel again.....................................