ok i have found some songs that are pretty funny for example

Howard Stern Backside boys

This song makes me cry
makes me crave a mans backside
every time I hear this dumb song played
I feel like I'm gay

I watch the telly
while Ralph shaves my belly
people wondering if I'm still straight
am I going gay

get KY
this song it makes my butt ache

get KY
homo love can be a big mistake

get KY
men's backsides are a dirty place
could I go the gay way

Jackie bend over
and bark loud like rover
would KC be my love slave
if I went the gay way

get KY
I'm singing like a sissy

get KY
Ralph come and smell my butt cheeks

get KY
I'm thinking bout the ballet
could I go the gay way

will there be pain that I can not explain
what's coming over me

yeah yeah

if I start to resist please don't use your fist
or I might need some surgery

I watch the telly
while Ralph shaves Howard's belly

homo homo homo…

with every passing day
get KY
would I like to see a sphincter

get KY
no smell is more distincter

get KY
I wonder what my wife would say
if I went the gay way

get KY
I need a man's sphincter

get KY
no smell is more distincter

get KY
I wonder what my wife would say
if I went the gay way

get KY
sphincter sphincter sphincter

get KY
distincter stincter stincter

get KY
I wonder what my wife would say
if I went the gay way
If I went the gay way

TISM

O teacher it’s recess; the bell went; it’s later!
I’ve got to go see the co-ordinator;
My pumper is broken, with asthma I’ll seize;
O teacher O teacher, I’m unable to breathe –

Can I get out of class please?

The speaker just called me up to the Head;
My parents have split up; my dog, he is dead;
To Mecca I must pray; my toes, they will freeze;
The law says you must, it’s one hundred degrees –

Can I get out of class please?

I’ve a doctor’s appointment; I’ve landed a job;
I’ve contracted cancer; I’ve a bank to rob;
Famine, war, hunger; pestilence, disease
Will devour the world lest you hear my pleas –

Can I get out of class please?

[Music continues under following dialogue.]

Teacher: Yeah, well, it’ll get you out of here I suppose.

Jason: Brendan wants to come to.

Brendan: Wha¾?

Jason: Shut up! Sir, can Brendan come?

Teacher: Go, the both of you.

[Jason resumes song:]

O teacher, I thank you; I’ll be back so quick:
You’re a good man, and trusting, and kind to the sick.
[sotto voce] We’re off to the dunnys, you witless suck-arh –
We’re smoking a joint, then spraying your car.

Some songs are a total waste of time - Who listens to this crap? :crazyboy: :confused:

"Crazy Rap"

Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale.
When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan.
I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
We ****ed on the bed, ****ed on the flo', ****ed so long, I grew a ****in' afro.
Then I ****ed to the left, ****ed to the right. She sucked my dick 'til the **** turned white.
I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA!
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4.
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-****er whooped my ass all night.
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had.
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a **** that bitch just one more time.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.

I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
I ****ed her once, I ****ed her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee!
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just **** me.
I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Hey, wait a minute man, check this out.

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy.
That country music nearly drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy!
Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.
Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I **** that bitch again.
Met a real black girl in South Carolina; ****ed her 'til she turned into a white albino.
****ed this hooker in Iowa. I ****ed her on credit, so I owe her.
****ed this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.
Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico.
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
I wanna get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

Have you ever went over to a girl's house to ****, but the pussy just ain't no good? (SAY WHAT?)
And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood?
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy, but it takes her so long to come (SAY WHAT?)
Then a dude walks in. That's her big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from? (Where you from, man?)
So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I don't bang.), you start talkin' real fast.
But he's already mad, cause you ****in' his wife, so he starts beatin' on your ass.
Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was hard but now it's soft. (WHUT?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta go jack off.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
[fade out]
__________

:crazyboy:

kader that **** is hot is it afroman?

Originally posted by Sukur54
kader that **** is hot is it afroman?

yep

Originally posted by K-Man
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.

:rockman:

Originally posted by K-Man
"Crazy Rap"

I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(H)