We've all heard the old myths about the two countries.

The English are stuck up? NONSENSE

The Scots are mean? RUBBISH

There are however real diffences between the countries.

I'll start off with this one:

When the Scots go down to England they take Potato Scones, Irn-Bru, Plain Bread(a loaf that is purely baked rather then fried after baking) and square sausages!

When the English go up to Scotland they take mountain gear then go up the Scottish Mountains in January in a t-shirt and shorts.

A huge similarity, however, is that both of them wear kilts, except for the English.

and except for 99% of Scots too Infesta!

so... inthe end there's only like 200 or so scots who actually wear kilts.

and how many of those don't wear anything underneath
:o :(

Don't worry jackie, he comes fae a pishy wee backwater city called Oporto :D:D

Originally posted by ShearerM4


and how many of those don't wear anything underneath



wouldn't U want to know ! :p:mrpimp:

Its too bloody cold to wear a kilt here anyway let alone go without underpants. Something else I have noticed is the humour in England is mostly about targets whereas the Scots tend to laugh at themselves more. How"They Think It's All Over" hasn't been up in front of the Race Relations Board is a miracle.

Originally posted by IceBlu
wouldn't U want to know ! :p:mrpimp:
Ha ha ha
cheap shot
but that's what you're all about.

scotland speak scottish:rolleyes:

They are in seperate countries (H)

Originally posted by Giggs Rox !!
scotland speak scottish:rolleyes:

Naw, we speak our own version of english, ken

Plain Bread(a loaf that is purely baked rather then fried after baking)

Is that how they make plain bread? didny know that.

In England the have Cod at chippies but we have Haddock.

They dont have Pizza Crunch ( Pizza in fish batter mmmmmmm)

We have Morton's Rolls They have Baps

Originally posted by adam_the_eejit
In England the have Cod at chippies but we have Haddock.

you forgot the deep-fried mars bars

Aye Adam, Pan loafs are fried after they are baked. Thats why they are calle pan loafs. Yer better off with a good plain loaf, especially the ootsiders and jam. YUM!!!!!!!