After that 1-0 defeat at the hands of the English. I've concluded that there's no way Germany can qualify to the quarters even if they thumped Portugal in their last match.

There is only one chance for Germany:

Romania must beat England and Germany must beat Portugal and score at least one goal more than Romania will do........ But they are still Germans, even with this low odds.

i'd prefer seeing just Portugal qualifying and the rest out!!!
and then give the czech republic a chance to qualify with france and holland they'd be more entertaining than england..romania or germany.
KICK ENGLAND OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT AND LET THE POOR CZECHS GO THROUGH!!