I'll start off with the SPL...

Who do you think would win out of fights between:

John Lambie v Jim Leishman =
Fancy Lambie would win this one, but would announce his retirement half way through the fight. Mind you Leishman could bore anyone to death with the pish he talks.

Ian McCall v Alex Mcleish =
Close one, but reckon ginger baws would take it if Wille Milller was the ref. McCall is a fat lump with a boulder heid anyway (H)

Craig Levein v Martin O'Neill =
Levein all the way (ask Graeme Hogg!), the gimpy Irish troll would be bricking himself. (he would, he really really would!)

Jim Jeffries v Steve Paterson =
Big JJ to take Pele, he looks like a cross dresser!(H)

Terry Butcher v Bobby Williamson =
Has to be Butcher - how many people would grudge paying £24 at Easter Road to watch blobby get leathered:)

Jimmy Calderwood v Jim Duffy =
Close one, Duffy looks hard, but Calderwood would out fox him with an all out attack. He'd have to watch out for conehead's heid spear!

From that you'd have to say Levein and Butcher are European class in the manager paggering stakes. I wouldn't bet against them if Lambie and McLeish decided to try and join forces and start on either one of them with a Partick-Ginger alliance :)

Well in the Spanish League the hardest manager is Luis Aragones (At. Madrid) he sometimes gets so mad he cant control himself :o :crazyboy:

John Lambie v Jim Leishman =
Lambie would beat the sh.it out of him and finnished it off with the Partick's Elbow (H)

Ian McCall v Alex Mcleish =
Mcleish would win, with assistance from dodgy referee decisions ;)

Craig Levein v Martin O'Neill =
o'neil couldnae take anyone, and levein is a physco (sp?). its in the bag for CL

Jim Jeffries v Steve Paterson =
JJ would be favourite, but with Duncan Shearer at Stevie's side it would turn into a 2 on 1 assault (H)

Terry Butcher v Bobby Williamson =
Butcher = legend, he's the champion of hard managers

Jimmy Calderwood v Jim Duffy =
Duffy just looks like a hardman, ken? he'd win this one within seconds.


I think Butcher is the champion though

IMO, the world's best crosser of a boot is the hardest manager.....none other than sir Alex, he demands 210% from his players. He's tough but he's a great.

Alex Ferguson is just a sore loser. He's good though, he had the press follow him about for a while, like an interview. What he said to John Curtis was very funny "You are the best prospect I have ever signed, but you're by far the ugliest".

All Scottish managers are the best, Ferguson, Dalglish, Moyes, Strachan, Souness e.t.c, that's just modern day managers.

in the EPL i would say that Sam Allerdyce is the hardest manager.

Hed kick most other managers asses.

Altho id like to see Allerdyce, Souness, Strachen and McCarthy in a 4 way royal rubmle thingy!

Alex Fergusen because he kicks boots at you if you play crap:)

pfft, Fergie's nowt compared to some of them up here, granted he is a nutcase but I reckon Lambie would have him (H)

Kenny Dalglish? LIES!

Souness is a born nutter though :D

Originally posted by HeartsFC
pfft, Fergie's nowt compared to some of them up here, granted he is a nutcase but I reckon Lambie would have him (H)

Souness is a born nutter though :D

and the 2 above were both born tw@ts:p :kader: :o

The Spanish manager at the world cup, all he has to do is lift up his arms and unleash the smell from his armpits :( :o

LOL! Good one Sean, I think u mean Camacho (spelling?). The worst thing though was the TV cameras zoomed right in on the armpits...ewwwww!

BTW this is completely off topic but my Chemistry teacher at my secondary school (I'm at uni now) used to be a professional boxer. He had the broken nose and everything...:D

yep, not pleasant at all :kader:

Originally posted by Vazza
LOL! Good one Sean, I think u mean Camacho (spelling?). The worst thing though was the TV cameras zoomed right in on the armpits...ewwwww!

It took me close to 8 months to get that image out of my head and then you had to go and bring it back up. Thanks, thanks man :kader: