View Full Version : What would you do if . . .


Hans
17-03-2003, 05:50:PM
a porn producer offer you a contract to play in his upcoming movies where you can have sex with beautiful women and get paid ( a lot ) for it ?

ryan_goal
17-03-2003, 06:27:PM
get the job and go with my gf:mrpimp:

Seán D
17-03-2003, 09:04:PM
erm, this a toughie, well not actually, take the job:rockman:

voetballiefhebb
17-03-2003, 09:17:PM
Nope. I don't want to be splashed about in porn films. It's not fair, it spreads STD's and to top it off, you drag the name of your family through the mud.

PhiLLer
17-03-2003, 09:21:PM
You can use a lame pornstar name like Ben Dover or Huge Poll or E. Jack Ulate:D

Larry
17-03-2003, 09:26:PM
i would :mrpimp:

I wouldnt go under my real name tho, and i would wear like a fake beard in real life

voetballiefhebb
17-03-2003, 09:33:PM
Yeah, you all would now. You'll have second thoughts when you get warts on your cocks though. Hmmm, cock warts lovely. *Shakes head*

.::John::.
17-03-2003, 09:38:PM
It all very proffesional I thought. Well, at least the big budget ones. Course I would do it. Jenna Jameson:brow: :brow: :hump:

PhiLLer
17-03-2003, 09:51:PM
Originally posted by voetballiefhebb
Yeah, you all would now. You'll have second thoughts when you get warts on your cocks though. Hmmm, cock warts lovely. *Shakes head*

Every porn star is checked by doctors etc before each porn film and regularly in between scenes so theres no real risk of getting any STD's...and no, I'm not a porn star:D

voetballiefhebb
17-03-2003, 10:10:PM
If I was to be a porn star, I would name myself the "Sperminator". (H)

Ubik Valis
17-03-2003, 11:23:PM
Forrest Hump (H) :bob:

Can't stop the rush...
17-03-2003, 11:54:PM
Originally posted by JJ
Or even Ron Jeremy :D

Phil McCock:D

Jambo Den
17-03-2003, 11:55:PM
Pat McGroin :(

Ubik Valis
17-03-2003, 11:57:PM
Porn(-er) Brothers:

Phil & Jack Mahole :kader: :hump: (H) :crazyboy: :bob:

PhiLLer
18-03-2003, 12:48:PM
Or if you're a female porn star you could always call yourself
Allota Fagina or Dixie Normous:D


(sorry, nicked that from Austin Powers:p )

Paul
18-03-2003, 12:54:PM
Originally posted by voetballiefhebb
Yeah, you all would now. You'll have second thoughts when you get warts on your cocks though. Hmmm, cock warts lovely. *Shakes head*

is there something else you would like to add this therapy session :confused:

haha

:D

Hans
18-03-2003, 04:37:PM
I guess Captain Orgazmo would be cool too ( got that from a movie . . . )

Haukur Gudnason
18-03-2003, 05:09:PM
joey...i tried to generate a porn star name for ya (joey jones) at http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php
and it came out Dick Darkholer http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/1/happy32.gif

on the other hand,ur gangsta name is Tree Trunk Tree Hugga http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/1/happy30.gif

Haukur Gudnason
18-03-2003, 05:13:PM
ermm. i entered 'haukur' and got "Cold Cock-whacka" and "Captain Fuzzynuts"...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad14.gif ...sighz..so much for a career in porn with a name like dat