Hopefully, no Arseanal fans will be offended http://www.soccergaming.com/ubb/smile.gif

> My name's Dave Seaman and it sure makes me squirm
> cos' my name is simply a resemblance to sperm
> I'm the stain on your bedsheet - on top or beneath
> I'm basically the liquid you find in a sheath
> >
> My name's Lee Dixon in the shirt number two
> And I've got no idea, I just don't have a clue
> I'm a cretin, a moron, with a hideous face
> An embarassment to myself and the whole human race
> >
> Hello, I'm Silvinho, I play at the back
> Thank f**k Arsene Wenger gave Winterburn the sack
> I'm a bit of a prick and very annoying
> I think I was bought to make Arsenal less boring
> >
> My name's Grimandi and I'm not very good
> I try really hard, like I know that I should
> I'm another French tos*er, finding my feet
> I'm just cr*p at penalties, remember Filbert Street?
> >
> I'm Martin Keown and I think I'm quite funky
> But really I'm minging and look like a monkey
> In fact I'm an ar*ehole - an ugly one at that
> Fu*k knows how England ever gave me a cap
> >
> My name's Tony Adams, I'm Arsenal's skipper
> I've been on the p*ss since I was a nipper
> Twelve pints of lager, my game goes all wonky
> Still manage to perform at 'Ride on the Donkey'
> >
> I'm Patrick Vieira, I'm the scum of the earth
> And the sun didn't shine when my mother gave birth
> I'm really so ugly, my face looks like death
> 18 red cards and I've got garlic breath
> >
> My name's Freddie Ljunberg and I am a Swede
> Act like the hardman, but I'm really a weed
> I don't possess skill, ability or flair
> I'm simply a cu*t with ridiculous hair
> >
> Hello my name's Parlour, my friends call me Ray
> I've got the dodgiest perm, and think that I'm gay
> I'm just like my skipper - I do love a drink
> Get pis*ed up, then nicked, I just never think
> >
> My name's Thiery and I play up front
> I think I'm the boll**ks, I'm quite a flash cu*t
> But I do love the Gunners, and I'm sure here to stay
> Its what Mr Wenger just tells me to say
> >
> I'm Nwankwo Kanu, I'm a bit of a loner
> I wish someone out there would give me a boner
> I'm a real sad muppet - I live on my own
> Secretly I'm sh*gging Martin Keown
> >
> My name is Bergkamp, in the shirt number ten
> I'm happily married but I think I like men
> It's the feeling I get, Wenger's to blame
> Right up my ar*e shouting 'Get on ze plane'
> >
> And finally.......
> >
> My name is Arsene and I am the boss
> I frisk all the young boys and don't give a toss
> I can't understand why they've all run a mile
> They all need the co*k of a French paedophile
>

Funny...not

LOL.

where did you get that?

Battiston - it's a joke... cry me a river

shearer - a buddy of mine sent it... he also sent me some ManU stuff but I won't post that http://www.soccergaming.com/ubb/smile.gif

Bah, an Arsenal joke. I'm insulted, extremely insulted! I'm gonna kick your *** , Becks!

Just kidding, of course. I love Arsenal but this was damn funny. http://www.soccergaming.com/ubb/smile.gif

-dsh

Hehe, the funniest thing is the panic I start to see on man utd faces now.

HAHAH BEST FOOTY JOKE HEARD IN MONTHS I'LL REMEMBER THAT ONE FOR MY MATES http://www.soccergaming.com/ubb/smile.gif



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greetz
PhiLLer

The jokes are vulgar in nature. http://www.soccergaming.com/ubb/smile.gif

Hahaha!! Great one Becks. I think the Kanu one is the best, that, and Lungberg. Whatever, this was a great "poem" and should be read by all.