View Full Version : When Will You Die??


Nottforest108
19-04-2003, 10:10:PM
Check out this page and find out your death time.....
In seconds....

www.deathclock.com

Moron
19-04-2003, 10:27:PM
Tuesday, January 11, 2061 :rolleyes:

Vagegast
19-04-2003, 10:39:PM
Hahahahaaaaaaaa me 2071

rhizome17
19-04-2003, 11:15:PM
Normal: Sunday, November 24, 2047

Pessimistic: Friday, August 30, 2030

Sadistic: Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Optimistic: Wednesday, January 13, 2066

None of which are very reassuring...

.::John::.
19-04-2003, 11:18:PM
I've seen this before but............

Normal: Monday, May 22, 2062 :|

Pessimistic: Friday, April 7, 2045 :nape:
Sadistic: Thursday, May 22, 2025 :s***:

Optimistic: Monday, June 17, 2075 (H)

Vagegast
19-04-2003, 11:18:PM
Wel....stay optimistic then? :p

rhizome17
19-04-2003, 11:52:PM
Guss I will have to...far better than the sadistic one anyway :o

yoyo913
20-04-2003, 03:58:AM
Saturday, August 8, 2082

beat u all suckers (H)

:hump:

zul-aid
20-04-2003, 04:05:AM
Optomistic for me was December 9 2082 I miss my 100th birthday by 3 days

Deutschland
20-04-2003, 04:06:AM
The secret to immortaliy: baby facedness

Deutschland
20-04-2003, 04:10:AM
Pessimistic: Tuesday, June 5, 2040
Sadistic: Wednesday, July 8, 2026
Normal: Sunday, July 8, 2063
Optimistic: Thursday, September 14, 2079

:(

ryan_goal
20-04-2003, 06:54:AM
i hate to c the countdown clock running:|:f***:

Gerrard 17
20-04-2003, 06:58:AM
Normal Monday, January 9, 2062- Seconds left to live... 1,853,107,877

Pessimistic Monday, November 19, 2040

Sadistic Thursday, January 9, 2025

Optimistic Sunday, March 14, 2077

:confused: :rolleyes:

Vagegast
20-04-2003, 07:01:AM
i could change all of those dates....by coming to your house and kill you. :p

Deutschland
20-04-2003, 07:14:AM
You're a gangsta, arent you?? :crazyboy: :mrpimp:

Vagegast
20-04-2003, 08:54:AM
Nah, just a criminal ;)

INFESTA
22-04-2003, 01:21:AM
Normal: Thursday, October 27, 2050

Pessimistic: Thursday, July 31, 2025

Sadistic: Sunday, October 27, 2013

Optimistic: Thursday, December 21, 2073

It's more about HOW you lived you life, rather than how many years...

Seán D
22-04-2003, 01:24:AM
I reckon I'm 50% natural causes, 37% disease, 13% self inflicted.

So either the years 2073, 2067, 2013.

#1 Stunna
22-04-2003, 02:17:AM
Last time i heard of this was like 2 or 3 years ago, but i dont remember it having so many ways, just one.

Normal: Tuesday, May 7, 2058

Pessimistic: Friday, April 4, 2036

sadistic: Friday, May 7, 2021

Optimistic: Sunday, July 17, 2072

ShearerM4
22-04-2003, 02:39:AM
Wednesday, June 13, 2057

I think this one is a lot more 'fun'
http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

rhizome17
22-04-2003, 03:00:AM
October 3, 2039

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Drowning (10%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (5%)

Vagegast
22-04-2003, 03:36:AM
Wow, health class taught me alcoholism was #1 cause of death, but not that I believed that. But I'm not concerned with cancer; if my dad survived it, I'm gonna survive it if I get it.

yoyo913
22-04-2003, 03:41:AM
Originally posted by Deutschland
The secret to immortaliy: baby facedness

:f***: :kader: :rolleyes: :D

Gerrard 17
22-04-2003, 04:27:AM
Test #2

July 21, 2057
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (34%)
Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (6%) I said I drink wine sometimes :|
Auto-Fellatio (5%) :wootman:

Then I did it again:
June 15, 2066 at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (28%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%) again, w00t :wootman:

rhizome17
22-04-2003, 04:34:AM
Originally posted by K-Man

Auto-Fellatio (5%) :wootman:

haha!

Run DMB
22-04-2003, 06:37:AM
March 10, 2058
at 72 years of age

Heart Attack - 19%
Cancer - 17%
Alcoholism - 16% (so what's so bad about drinking beer, wine, and hard alcohol occasionally? as long as it's not a habit... :rolleyes: )
Horrible Accident - 7%
Contagious Disease - 7%
Loneliness - 5% (loneliness??? :crazyboy: )
Drowning - 5% (drowning??? :crazyboy: )

Run DMB
22-04-2003, 06:41:AM
Originally posted by K-Man
Auto-Fellatio (5%) :wootman:
LOL! :D

That is not a good way to go... I mean... your loved ones finding you like that... :crazyboy:

Deutschland
22-04-2003, 07:12:AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 23, 2050
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

:nape:

Perles
22-04-2003, 08:24:AM
2007

:(

Caponedawg
22-04-2003, 08:34:AM
Normal: Friday Feburary 18, 2056
Pessimistic: Thursday, January 3, 2041
Sadistic: Monday, February 18th, 2019 :(
Optimistic: Wednesday March 31, 2077

zul-aid
22-04-2003, 08:56:AM
February 26, 2038
at the age of 55 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (7%)

Parra Power
22-04-2003, 09:15:AM
April 26, 2003 :(

Gold Archangel
24-04-2003, 07:13:AM
The results change everytime you do the test. So it isn't accurate:p

leungtl
24-04-2003, 09:53:AM
I don't like my Deathclock...

Larry
24-04-2003, 10:02:AM
im welcome to last week :o

i saw this site six years ago :o

mine:

Saturday, August 25, 2063

Seconds left to live...

1,903,986,462

.::John::.
24-04-2003, 10:37:PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 30, 2057
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%) probably-my grandad went that way, and it's the no1 cause of death in Scotland :(
Cancer (26%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Vagegast
24-04-2003, 11:17:PM
Originally posted by Larry
im welcome to last week :o

i saw this site six years ago :o

mine:

Saturday, August 25, 2063

Seconds left to live...

1,903,986,462

Welcome to six years ago :p

I see you're a proud Dutch-man now.

lobo
24-04-2003, 11:45:PM
****:(

btw... leungtl: are you with us?:confused:

AhmedK
26-04-2003, 09:49:PM
:o Chris is going to die on my birthday:(

my normal date was 2061:confused: what bs...im not going to die.......mom will always be there.

rpvankasteren
26-04-2003, 10:28:PM
:S august 8th 2078

I'll be 99 a month later... It's about time I died, isn't it :rolleyes:

voetballiefhebb
26-04-2003, 10:35:PM
The BBC have one which has your weight and it's much more detailed and more accurate. I was supposed to die in 2081. This one says 22nd August 2073. There again, it's tripe compared to the BBC. :D

Shindig
26-04-2003, 10:39:PM
Meh.... kind of takes the fun out of living.

voetballiefhebb
26-04-2003, 10:49:PM
Bah. My lifes already over. I've lived school, now that's it. What now you ask? Well I get a job. Become a slave to money so I can survive and then I die. :rolleyes:

Shindig
26-04-2003, 10:56:PM
Nah.... college is better. Harder work but nicer lasses and more drunken madness.

yoyo913
27-04-2003, 06:27:AM
Originally posted by voetballiefhebb
The BBC have one which has your weight and it's much more detailed and more accurate. I was supposed to die in 2081. This one says 22nd August 2073. There again, it's tripe compared to the BBC. :D


Do you have a link to the BBC one?

:confused:

voetballiefhebb
27-04-2003, 08:23:AM
It's under food and health on the site.