I use the internet for many reasons.....these i will not go into at the moment for personal reasons but today, i found another brilliant reason

Downloading Prank Fone Calls!

I just use WinMX to d/l sound files of ppl prank fone calls. Souns ****e, but its amazingly entertaining :P Try it urslef....just type in prank phone calls in WinMX, Kazaa...wateva and d/l to ur hearts content.

yo get walmart retard
from Kazaa

its great :rockman:

'This is Detective John Kimble!'

'Im gonna ask you a bunch of questions and i want them answered immediatly'

'Who is your Daddy and what does he do?'

Arnie Rings Dateway prt. 2

ahem...

Originally posted by briggzy
'This is Detective John Kimble!'

'Im gonna ask you a bunch of questions and i want them answered immediatly'

'Who is your Daddy and what does he do?'

Arnie Rings Dateway prt. 2

I was in tears of laughter when i heard some of those Arnie ones, they are ****ing funny man!

Why download them when you can make them yourself.
Me and a friend used to do it all the time (I've matured now:rolleyes: )
-"Hello Intersport, how can I help you?"
-"Yes, good evening I would like to book a table for 2, for tonight"
-"This is not a restaurant, sir. This is Intersport, you must have a wrong number."
-"Don't talk down to me little man, I would like to book a table for 2, is that so hard!?"
-"Sir, you must have a wrong number, this is a sports shop called intersport, not a restaurant."
-"It says in the phone book that you are a Restaurant so don't give me this crap alright. Let me speak to your manager!"

etc. etc...never had so much fun:D

Ahh the joys of phoning a random number at half four in the morning from your mates tent asking if he knows Johan mjallby then having a five minute conversation with him.

The guy took it is a joke and started talking about celtic...:crazyboy:

Here's a prank call I would recommend to everyone. It's my fav. My mate and I have done it tons of times.

Pick a random number in the phonebook and give it a ring. When someone answers the phone ask them if you can speak to John Wilson (you can make up any name, just remember it and make sure the person you are phoning isn't called Wilson or even worse, John Wilson:) ). They will (obviously) say that you got a wrong number or something. Then just before you hang up say "Tell John I called".
Now a mate of yours phones up this same number and introduces himself as John Wilson and then asks the person if anyone left any messages for "John Wilson":D

Some jackasses here pretended to be police officers. They picked out their school phone directory and called up the parents of their classmates and said their kids had been killed in car crashes. The bastards were justifiably arrested.

Originally posted by PhiLLer
Here's a prank call I would recommend to everyone. It's my fav. My mate and I have done it tons of times.

Pick a random number in the phonebook and give it a ring. When someone answers the phone ask them if you can speak to John Wilson (you can make up any name, just remember it and make sure the person you are phoning isn't called Wilson or even worse, John Wilson:) ). They will (obviously) say that you got a wrong number or something. Then just before you hang up say "Tell John I called".
Now a mate of yours phones up this same number and introduces himself as John Wilson and then asks the person if anyone left any messages for "John Wilson":D
Ive got a similar one...Its hardly a prank "call" tho :p

Before you go out somewhere, you find a fone book, and Divert your fone to a random number... (you get ur mate to ring your normal number just to make sure u get atleast ONE message)...

Then when you get home, u ring the number u diverted to, and say "Any messages for sKIp_E?" (or wahtever ur name is ;))

ummm...... :|

Once I called some woman and told her that her son and a couple of his hooligan friends took a leak on my door (yes, from Crank Yankers)... But then she told me that her only son lived in another city, so I hung up :|

Soundboards are good for making prank calls, just go to www.ebaumsworld.com and go to Soundboards... Have a bunch there

Originally posted by Alex
Ive got a similar one...Its hardly a prank "call" tho :p

Before you go out somewhere, you find a fone book, and Divert your fone to a random number... (you get ur mate to ring your normal number just to make sure u get atleast ONE message)...

Then when you get home, u ring the number u diverted to, and say "Any messages for sKIp_E?" (or wahtever ur name is ;))

right...

Originally posted by Jammy
Ahh the joys of phoning a random number at half four in the morning from your mates tent asking if he knows Johan mjallby then having a five minute conversation with him.

The guy took it is a joke and started talking about celtic...:crazyboy:


i mind we phoned tesco and asked if michael mols was working today (H)

In Australia, there is a guy called Guido Hatzis..He is an Irish guy, but he puts on a "wog" (greek in his case) accent, and rings all sorts of people...He is a REALLY stereotypical "Australian Wog"...Loves himself, his car etc etc...But he has released CD's and they're bloody hilarious...He has rang people representing the queen, and all sorts of things :D

The funniest one i heard was the 'Living Design Compo Winner'

'Hello there, Mr. McGovan. You have won a brand new kitchen and yes! YES! Free fitting! No, this inst a joke. Free Fitting!'

Continue until they accept they have won the prize then set a date for them to come round......etc.

funny!