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Hugo-45-Viana
19-07-2003, 09:08:PM
For me it was during the UEFA Cup final. I remember I was listening to a radio while the game was going on when the goal in the Silver Goal time happened it went something like this(translated):

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! PORTO!!!"

Same Guy: "ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!"

Guy next to him: "Let me try. GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!"

I was cracking my head up when that happened, much funnier in Portuguese though.;)

ryan_goal
19-07-2003, 09:20:PM
On manutd.com's live game commentary for the 6-2 game against Newcastle, when we were about 5-1 or 6-2 ahead, the commentator said: "we havent scored for a while, and i am not happy about that!" funny as hell...:D

ogsimon
19-07-2003, 10:20:PM
ron aktinison calling someone a **** on air, when he thought he was off, it was about a player.

oops can i say ****. damn ooppsss again

u are on sg.tv please do not swear LOL:D

LazioEagle
19-07-2003, 10:26:PM
But my commentators r cantonese speaking:kader:

GreeningforEng!
19-07-2003, 11:00:PM
The look on Des Lynam's face on the Premiership straight after Joseph-Desiré Job told the ITV interviewer that he works his balls off...they say a picture can say a thousand words :D

Lean
20-07-2003, 01:20:AM
Yeah, argentinian radio commentators rule...:rockman: They go insane, i listened to one of them, berating at radio after River Plate scored a goal against Palmeiras, god, he screamed for about 6-7 minutes long... he was going insane:crazyboy:

briggzy
20-07-2003, 01:34:AM
Not in 02/03 but one of the best moments ever for me has got to be that amazing moment in the Arsenal-Chelsea FA Cup final when Ray Parlour Scored. Tim Lovejoy and this other dude (Gary Walsh or something...) were doin the Sky Sports Fan Zone commentary. It went something like this

Tim : Oh No! He's given the ball away! Never Mind its Only Ray Parlour!

*The Romford Pele Scores*

Gary: What a Goal! That is Goal of the season! What a Magnificent Goal! What a Goal! Oh My Word! Goal of the Season......etc

Was brilliant!

GreeningforEng!
20-07-2003, 01:41:AM
Originally posted by briggzy
Tim Lovejoy and this other dude (Gary Walsh or something...) were doin the Sky Sports Fan Zone commentary Isn't Tim Lovejoy the Reverend in The Simpsons? :confused:

[dfm]
20-07-2003, 04:58:AM
Originally posted by Hugo-45-Viana
For me it was during the UEFA Cup final. I remember I was listening to a radio while the game was going on when the goal in the Silver Goal time happened it went something like this(translated):

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! PORTO!!!"

Same Guy: "ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!"

Guy next to him: "Let me try. GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!ITS A GOAL!!"

I was cracking my head up when that happened, much funnier in Portuguese though.;)

That goal was probably one of the best moments in my life, when Derlei scored the 3-2 Silver Goal i run all over my house like a crazy, screaming and jumping!!... BTW Hugo, isn't that comment of Jorge Perestrelo in TSF? :confused: :p

Hugo-45-Viana
20-07-2003, 05:23:AM
Originally posted by [dfm]
That goal was probably one of the best moments in my life, when Derlei scored the 3-2 Silver Goal i run all over my house like a crazy, screaming and jumping!!... BTW Hugo, isn't that comment of Jorge Perestrelo in TSF? :confused: :p
We have a winner! Those guys crack me up.

Help?
20-07-2003, 06:43:AM
Originally posted by briggzy
Not in 02/03 but one of the best moments ever for me has got to be that amazing moment in the Arsenal-Chelsea FA Cup final when Ray Parlour Scored. Tim Lovejoy and this other dude (Gary Walsh or something...) were doin the Sky Sports Fan Zone commentary. It went something like this

Tim : Oh No! He's given the ball away! Never Mind its Only Ray Parlour!

*The Romford Pele Scores*

Gary: What a Goal! That is Goal of the season! What a Magnificent Goal! What a Goal! Oh My Word! Goal of the Season......etc

Was brilliant!
Oh, is fan zone that room where 2 fans each from different team commentate? You guys are lucky, that you have that thing in britain. FSW Report once had that when Arsenal-Man U played.

Mulder
20-07-2003, 07:29:AM
When I heard commentary in Cantonese, I laugh my lung out.. It just damn funny,,and the commentators will not hesitate teasing the players with their word...

Cantonese is 1 of the most common dialect of a chinese language

flamehawk
21-07-2003, 12:22:PM
Originally posted by LazioEagle
But my commentators r cantonese speaking:kader:

hah, our hong kong commentators suck, they are so biased Wolves VS Newcastle they kept rooting for Newcastle. But they suck so much itz funny they were talking about Wolves transfers he points at Luzhny and says never heard of him, wtf do u even watch the EPL. and then he he points to Okronkwo and said never heard of him, I can kinda understand that. And then he points to Silas and says he jsut broke into the Brazillian National Team wtf, he is portugese. And to cap it all off he said he thinks wolves will get relagated.

:kader:

Ruben Sosa
21-07-2003, 12:33:PM
A ManU fan screaming at an Arsenal fan "... You sobbing muppet!" after Giggs equalized.

And not from 02/03, an Uruguayan commentator saying "he's picked up the loose ball... he shoots!... dear god, he's killed a bird..."

Wilx
21-07-2003, 01:47:PM
Originally posted by Ruben Sosa
A ManU fan screaming at an Arsenal fan "... You sobbing muppet!" after Giggs equalized.


Oh dear....

It was "HAVE THAT! - YOU SOUTHERN MUPPET!!"

I agree with you that it was a great commentary moment though :)

briggzy
21-07-2003, 06:06:PM
Originally posted by Help?
Oh, is fan zone that room where 2 fans each from different team commentate? You guys are lucky, that you have that thing in britain. FSW Report once had that when Arsenal-Man U played.

Yeh, it is. Quite gud. Tim is one of the presenters of SoccerAM (just to any1 that doesn't know!) and a chelsea fan. Meanwhile gary Walsh was an Arsenal fan known for his way of the top celebrating when his beloved Arsenal Score...

::Jason::
21-07-2003, 08:07:PM
in Finland most of the football commentators r lame, so I can´t remember a great commentary moment atm..

antithesis
21-07-2003, 08:32:PM
you guys have elephantine memory.
I have none I can recall as the best, but on a side note, we always mug ESPN's commentary, but there is a duo that is as good as any.
I can't remember the lead guy's name, but the colour commentator's name is Eddie Mighton I think.
They are great, especially when they "do" Madrid games, Mighton goes on and on and on about Ronaldo, and Zidane.
Nobody get's more excited for a replay than Mighton.

Ruben Sosa
22-07-2003, 12:05:AM
Originally posted by Wilx
Oh dear....

It was "HAVE THAT! - YOU SOUTHERN MUPPET!!"

I agree with you that it was a great commentary moment though :)

Oh... well... I blame the brit accent. :p

Rangers_1873
22-07-2003, 12:49:AM
Fan Zone on Sky Sports is quality

GreeningforEng!
22-07-2003, 12:59:AM
Originally posted by Ruben Sosa
Oh... well... I blame the brit accent. :p Well, the Manchester accent, we don't all speak in the same dialect here in Britain

antithesis
22-07-2003, 01:48:AM
Originally posted by GreeningforEng!
Well, the Manchester accent, we don't all speak in the same dialect here in Britain

that's a very important point to let them know, although the manchester accent isn't too bad, I would not want it, not that my london/trinidad hybrid accent is any better.

rumanu?
22-07-2003, 10:44:AM
Originally posted by Wilx
Oh dear....

It was "HAVE THAT! - YOU SOUTHERN MUPPET!!"

I agree with you that it was a great commentary moment though :)

i love fanzone it's awesome(H)

they should try something like that for afl here in australia:o

GreeningforEng!
22-07-2003, 02:00:PM
Originally posted by antithesis
that's a very important point to let them know, although the manchester accent isn't too bad, I would not want it, not that my london/trinidad hybrid accent is any better. I agree, I'm proud of my northeastern accent

Mihalcea
22-07-2003, 05:01:PM
this is without a doubt the funniest comentary...it wasn't in the 2002/2003 season...i think it was in the 98 world cup,in the match between Holland and Argentina

the comentary is in dutch(i think) and i hear names like Batistuta,Frank de boer,Bergkamp

so i think it was that goal scored by dennis bergkamp with a long pass from frank de boer

the comentator was screaming DENNIS BERGKAMP,DENNIS BERGKAMP,DENNIS BERGKAMP,DENNIS BERGKAMP,DENNIS BERGKAMP.oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

the man looked like he was having an orgasm...

if you hear it you will laught a lot...it get the file in kazza....just search for audio files and wright bergkamp

or you can ask me to email you the file...it's just great