http://spl.haxial.com/nigerian-fraud/

haha :rockman: :rockman: :D

:kader: what a fool, i bet the con was someone like Gavin to fall for that. :p

rotflmfao :crazyboy:

heh..i just read the whole thing...:D

"You better run you little worm... because I have a bathtub with your
name on it."
:D

:D (H)

http://spl.haxial.com/nigerian-fraud/passport.jpg

Originally posted by Haukur Gudnason
heh..i just read the whole thing...:D

I know, me too. ;)

I've always been tempted to just play along with what they say and pretend that I am oblivious to the fact they were cons.

That was class. :D

I just got one of those e-mails today........... what a birthday present :crazyboy:

DEAR FRIEND

I AM NJOROGE CHUKUEMEKA SESE OWAN, SON OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU SESE-SEKO OWAN OF ZAIRE, NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC DU CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION. I ESCAPED OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC DU CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE 'D' IVOIRE ALONG WITH MY WIFE AND OUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS, WHERE I AND MY FAMILY SETTLED.

HOWEVER, THE NEW HEAD OF STATE OF (DRC) MR. LAURENT KABILA HAD MADE ARRANGEMENTS WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY BILLIONS DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANKS AND OTHER EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. I AND MY CHILDREN DECIDED TO LIE LOW IN AFRICA TO STUDY THE SITUATION. ONE OF MY LATE WIFE'S CHETEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE, ESTATES IN BELGIUM AND COFFEE PLANTATION IN BRAZIL HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY THE RESPECTIVE GOVERNMENTS, AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY IDENTITY TO A DIFFERENT ONE SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND CONFISCATED.

I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF FOURTY-FOUR MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY (US$44M), MAINTAINED BY A SECURITY OUTFIT FOR SAFE KEEPING IN ONE OF THE AFRICAN COUNTRIES. THESE FUNDS ARE SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM FALLING INTO WRONG HANDS. I WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON, BAHIR MOBUTU SESE OWAN, WHO IS PRESENTLY BASED IN THE COUNTRY WHERE THIS FUNDS, IS BEING KEPT.

I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY, BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTINATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND NON SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASIZE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS AND HOPE THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. WHAT IS IN THIS FOR YOU? FOR BIG HELP I DECIDE TO BONUS YOU WITH TEN MILLION DOLLAR!

IN CONCLUSION, IF YOU ARE READY TO ASSIST US, MY SON SHALL PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS. YOU ARE ADVISE TO CONTACT MY SON MR BAHIR THROUGH THE TELEPHONE NUMBERS: ‰]76-2534350, FAX: ‰]76-2534351, OR THROUGH MY EMAIL TO DISCUSS THE MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION FOR YOUR SERVICES. ALSO, PLEASE FORWARD YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.

GOD BLESS YOU.

NJOROGE OWAN




:kader: