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Ashy
18-08-2003, 07:17:PM
Some years ago, a Russian oil baron who had six children, all girls, began to despair as he had no son and heir.

Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally presented him with a son and heir. Just before his son's sixth birthday, the baron took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane."

Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him United Airlines.

Just before his son's seventh birthday, the baron took him to one side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat."

Not wanting to do anything halfway, his father bought him The Princess Cruise Lines.

Just before his son's eighth birthday, the baron took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to be able to watch cartoons."

Not wanting to look a cheapskate, his father bought him Disney Studios and their theatres, where he watched all his favourite cartoons.

Just before his son's ninth birthday, the baron took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son, who was by now really into the Disney cartoons, replied, "Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit."

Not wanting to appear to be tight, his father bought him Chelsea Football club.

D-12
18-08-2003, 07:24:PM
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright :|











































:|

PSVFOREVER
18-08-2003, 07:42:PM
:| :| :| Is this supposed to be funny??

shokz
18-08-2003, 08:01:PM
*takes a sh*t on your joke* :fluffy:

atsuneedssomehe
18-08-2003, 08:17:PM
HAHAHAHA:D :D :D u really dont see connection between disney and chelsea?


















i dont see it either:rolleyes: L.A.M.E

buba3d
18-08-2003, 08:24:PM
well y post the f:f***: r ?

Ashy
18-08-2003, 08:38:PM
bollocks to you all then, bunch of miserable wankers

champdave
18-08-2003, 08:46:PM
Im gonna go watch a movie! (H)

Mickey Mouse <-> Chelsea? Confused. :confused: :-puke: :dragan:

manufan
18-08-2003, 09:28:PM
Sorry but that joke stank. It's bad, horrible, it sucks. There's nothing remotely funny about that what were you thinking?:|

shokz
18-08-2003, 09:46:PM
Lets kill him over a game of UT or RTCW :p

/me grabs a Panzerfruast. :D BOOM splat.

atsuneedssomehe
18-08-2003, 09:51:PM
Originally posted by champdave
Im gonna go watch a movie! (H)

Mickey Mouse <-> Chelsea? Confused. :confused: :-puke: :dragan:


:o :( :kader: :f***: what are u ANIMAL???? how can u puke on a poor little lamb???

STML1
18-08-2003, 09:56:PM
ill pretend i didnt read this...........................:-puke: :sleep: :S :nape:

shokz
19-08-2003, 07:15:AM
you better hurry and skip to your loo then. :o

tottiiii
19-08-2003, 07:18:AM
sebastian telfair is gonna rip skip apart in the rucker game :hump:

shokz
19-08-2003, 07:55:AM
I'm gonna skip to my bed, 5:40 now, bit tired. :o **** all on tele. ;)

nn, and keep it real. :mrpimp:

Amika
19-08-2003, 10:36:AM
what the hell... this is a lame story.... :rolleyes: