Merseyside Police have issued a statement regarding the shooting
> incident in which Liverpool player John Otsemobor was injured in the
> early hours of Sunday morning.
>
> Mr Otsemobor was seen arguing with another man in the city centre
> earlier in the evening, passers-by reported that the two men seemed to

> know each other.
>
> Later on Slater Street witnesses report seeing a tall, well built man
> entering the bar wearing a balaclava, he approached Mr Otsemobor
> holding a small handgun and shouting, "You're not going to take my
> place, I'll blow your head off first!"
>
> Eyewitnesses then describe the gunman as aiming squarely at Mr
> Otsemobors head from 10 feet away but somehow missing the target and
> instead shooting the victim in the buttocks.
>
> The gunman then fled the scene stumbling and falling over twice
> without any contact from anybody, before reaching the front door of
> the bar.
>
> Police officers investigating the matter have issued a statement
> saying they are looking for an insecure, tall, stockily built black
> man who can't shoot straight and has trouble with his balance. There
> is one suspect and police hope to bring him in for questioning
> shortly.

---- This is a joke for anyone who doesnt get it

I get it... but its a ****e one. :p

:D fookin ace

I get what you're saying, he can't shoot for crap, and that he's worse then a reserve player, but it was way too obvious.

only i dun think semi'll be playing upfront in place of emily :p

He did one better than Hyppia would have - ol' Sami would have tried shooting with his hand in the shape of a pistol - and would only have shot himself :p



Yeah yeah lame joke - but very funny maddog. (H)

:mrpimp: Funny.

I chuckled to myself.

Then immediatly scoured, looked around and returned to chuckling at Heskey's expense.

Predictable but funny. :)

lame.

by the way, how do you pronounce "ostemoboer"?

ort-suh-mor-bor

oh crikey..we just call him semi :p

i got it in an email from a mate .. thought it was a chuckle so i put it up ... i didnt write it ... yet i'll take any credit